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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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3. Ulillillia
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6. Teechur
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9. tib gubb
10. itskando

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237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

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 8. Taters: 2216 points
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10. PygmyGremlin: 2025 points
11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
14. barfolomew: 1868 points
15. deadwombat: 1783 points
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 bobby: Fucking pissjugs everywhere
 filthylaw: Meeellions of dollars
 SomeOtherCanadian: Loving the massive splooge rag! Apparently, Tom is a lefty.
 Borkf: So what happened to that $580m? Anime probably.
 windmill78: Meanwhile, in the friendly spaceship server room
 Falstaff: As long as you've got your priorities straight.
 Amy Housewine: Once Tom built a MySpace/made it run/made it race against time/once Tom built a Myspace/Now it's done/Brother, can you spare a dime?
 Dobly: Hey, there, son! Have you seen my slice of cake? Oh there it is! And good job with the piss jugs
Image 88111   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Gomi Day
 Lutha: all hail nate, our future robot overlord
 VictorVonPoon: fantastic
 TurkeyVulture: @savvoy The season reference is early summer.
 a robot: This kid is going places
 hosehorse: shit just got real
 savvoy: No seasonal reference. Algorithm needs tweaking.
 NoRagrets: Smart ass. I like you.
Image 88110   03-05-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
 Amy Housewine: BRAAAAIIINS
Image 88109   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Red
 a robot: This is a man named Konrad Bass who attacked his neighbor's car while high on LSD because he thought it was a dragon. That it happened in Portland should come as little surprise.
 doop: Tom Petty: The Glam Rock Years
 flowers: at least he got a purty mouth
 savvoy: @Borkf the halo of unholy fire
 Mr. Shine: @Mr. Butt Looks more like Noel Fielding to me.
 Borkf: Cool tights. And what is that behind his head?
 AdamBomb286: Jeff, Hobo Warrior, Gaurdian of the Sacred Jungle Fire
 Mr. Butt: Steampunk Rob Brydon.
 Amy Housewine: He studied the blade. He mastered the blockchain.
Image 88108   03-05-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 duckfarts: whoa, australia's mastered anti-gravity???
 Slickbrew: That is one giant mouse.
 Wander: Seems he left his stove on....
Image 88107   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
 LKoroton: That was the keypress that broke the table top
 XLY: When you die in the game you throw a little baby shit fit in real life
 daver: rage quit
 sports: Damn, I've got a glass table too.
 Mr. Shine: Judging from the state of that chair, I don't feel too bad about this. This person seems to live in a world of crap.
 EvilOtter: Ragequit.
 MassDefect: Sorry about your luck.
 Dobly: Ha, is that a Dark Souls "You Died" on the screen? Shopped or not I chuckled
 Amy Housewine: There's a smirking cat just out of the frame.
 Wander: Looks like windows crashed
 smarkles: Smashing.
Image 88106   03-05-16   Uploaded by    morrissey
 Mr. Angry: He's a Ballchinian! well... ballthroatian?
 Cami: Get this thyroids checked.
 LKoroton: Turkey-man
 Chef Says: Poor Butters.
 Shay: Getting ready for Maury.
 Mr. Shine: With that face, the urge to punch those is nigh-irresistible.
 windmill78: A bit higher and it would be a Peter Griffin chin
 Theta Zero: Man, imagine how painful jogging is.
Image 88105   03-05-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 VictorVonPoon: just dont forget to bring a towel
 grizzly: @anonymous agreed. I say we head to Winchester for a pint and wait for it all to blow over.
 anonymous: Who the fuck is bad voting Simon Pegg, you assholes.
 smarkles: Election season.jpg
 tib gubb: this mythbusters is weird
Image 88104   03-05-16   Uploaded by    obboma
 San DoDo: *Dr.
 DrinkMixMan: Heheh. Subtle.
Image 88103   03-05-16   Uploaded by    sylveon
 chubby lizard: I wonder if this is at the method-one clinic.
 a robot: Beware the ol' spicy cornballs
 Jrks: Everyone's laughing, and riding, and cornholing except Buster.
Image 88102   03-05-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
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