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216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

216460  foreversmug: @FabricMan hahaha

216565  kazzy94: Birdwatching for Rednecks?

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.



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Score:
548
 
 Bolt Vanderhuge: sassy well groomed dog is SUPER RAD
 duckfarts: where's my dress? baby, I AM the dress
 FatTigerWoods: That's the Beyonc of dogs
 9inchfails: Stop this
 kate2point0: your mom likes this
 Robespierre: DyNel dog toupee looking flowing
 Frank herbert: like a t-1000 made out of hair.
 your nana: not a hair out of place
 a sedated moose: I really want to believe this isn't real; but I don't trust humans not to do this.
 misterjoe: that bitch is fabulous
 Warrax: Isn't there a dinner party you're supposed to be at right now?
Image 87507   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mrmaestro
Score:
541
 
 SomeCanadian: Girl on the right gotta lotta gas.
 teletub: why? @Mr. Shine
 Air Biscuit: @your nana @misterjoe guess someone threw it and it never came back.
 misterjoe: @duckfarts lol, but I meant the ones higher up
 duckfarts: @misterjoe well you see, shaving wasn't that popular back then so
 John Singapore: Best lungz award? Smile if you got the bestest
 CastleBravo: Atom Bomb Baby!
 Borkf: Inner beauty pageant.
 zip file: @LKoroton pack-o-day girls
 romangreek: @VoR it's an great tattoo pointing somewhere private
 LKoroton: Tuberculosis free prizes
 VoR: What idiot screenshot his cursor! again!
 Mr. Shine: Hey baby, wanna bone?
 your nana: @Air Biscuit i'm sure she "fell on it"
 misterjoe: @Air Biscuit lol i am dying right now
 Air Biscuit: @misterjoe more concerning is that the one on the right seems to have a boomerang in there.
 Mr. Shine: Hey baby, wanna bone?
 ur mom: sexist if true
 misterjoe: the dark spots in the pelvic area may be a cause for concern....
 Knice: She's beauty and she's grace; she's queen of gamma rays.
 Darth Bater: And her heart grew three sizes that day... In second place we have two sizes and the bronze is awarded to the miss with only one size.
 Warrax: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, keep it safe for work folks.
Image 87506   03-02-16   Uploaded by    VoR
Score:
200
 
 Noremak: Intriguing, but highly disturbing.
 JollyWell: my wife has one, but she won't let me tell you what's in it
 indolentia: who the hell only shaves the front of his balls but leaves the bottom? INACCURATE!
 Frank herbert: hopefully full of tea leaves
 virtualman: What a lovely sack.
 Knice: Part of a set: #87218
 Warrax: comments unnecessary
Image 87505   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
823
 
 Korrok: Shut up, Dave! You, your druggie friend, that one-armed ginger, and that goddamned dog can just stay the hell away from me, ya hear?!
 charlemagne: @KingTrebek Dave makes nothing. it's essentially last years comedy panel shows trapped in the Phantom Zone
 Jaunty Shrimp: An owl tried to attack me when I was three. I hate them.
 KingTrebek: Was this made by normal Dave?
 John Singapore: DAVE.
 Coolguy: Thanks Dave
 Lestrange: Knowl-edge
 when so: Thank you, Dave. That was very insightful.
 hnnngh: Love owls, hate this picture.
Image 87504   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mattixvii
Score:
392
 
 Korrok: Dave's not here man.
 duckfarts: don't put marbles in your nose put them in there don't put them in there
 manlyman: embroidered on the front of her knickers
 indolentia: my wife has this tattooed on her back.
 buffalo: Fffffuck
 Micro Jackson: It's cool also long as you are entranced. Entranced by my beauty, for example
 Darth Bater: This is the exit for contestants. The context is misleading.
Image 87503   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Muncharito Beanworld
Score:
670
 
 Eleftheros: Do you see apple man, hopping over on the white hot sand...
 Bolt Vanderhuge: hommah u r dewing frighten
 duckfarts: The Simpsons x Sin City mashup looking terrifying
 SoyUnPerdedor: "the cow, the cow"
 indolentia: sin city + homer simpson = dream candy
 Lestrange: Damn Grimey
 cenecia: Wow 2016 and some people still do yellowface?
 hnnngh: Looks like an overripe b.anana
 Micro Jackson: No Homer
 SomeOtherCanadian: wow zombie homer is doing me a frighten
 leia: Homo Sampsan
 ur mom: this is exactly my fetish
 Mitchell: Aaaaaaauuuugh!! Take my rad and go away!
 Scoo: Nailed it
 HermwoodLitmajor: They Animate
 Warrax: D+ for effort.
Image 87502   03-02-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
365
 
 Korrok: I'll give it a rad. Add it to all the other ones emanating from northeast Ukraine.
 RzK: dem commie fuchs red bastiches
 charlemagne: hyuk hyuk hyuk
 John Singapore: The lesser known Leningrad Cowsmonauts
 Mitchell: This explains why I find the Imperial Beard so untrustworthy.
 LKoroton: They look so young!
 indolentia: jason biggs, leonardo dicaprio, ginger from harry potter
 SoyUnPerdedor: "MUST KRUSH KAPITALISM!!"
 Slickbrew: Scumbag, scumbag and scumbag
 funny in the wall: @Micro Jackson: really, destroy? Russia, as much as I hope everyone there will die a horrible death, was no super power before these guys, especially the left one, came along
 Micro Jackson: How many Bolsheviks does it take to destroy a country?
 Nope: @SomeCanadian Clearly Its Andy Samberg, Jared Harris and Alton Brown in a wig
 The Turks: @Warrax No revolution ever started with a salad.
 HermwoodLitmajor: It's all fun and games until a few million perish
 SomeCanadian: Stalin, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Trotsky: the early years
 snekeyes: I just realized-these are nuthin' but fukkin hipsters
 Warrax: "Damnit, we need one more to play spades." "Well what do you want to do instead?" "I dunno, seize the means of production maybe?"
Image 87501   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Image 87500 is unbelievably bad (score -9) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by seam. You have brought shame on us, seam.
Score:
788
 
 dobbiesdoogs: dog for a dog
 Borkf: @Mr. Butt It must have skin :-(
 ThatGuy: *Heavy Panting*
 hnnngh: That hot dog is doin me a delishus
 sumodrsn: What has two thumbs and likes weiners?
 Robespierre: Happy, happy, joy, joy
 chhumphrey: Can I haz hot do... waitaminute!
 Mr. Butt: Just one wiener? Your mom sucks.
 Warrax: Oo! I figured it out! It's me! I'm the good boy!
Image 87499   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
Score:
593
 
 jimbiscuit: I'm done puttin up with your shit, Carl
 LKoroton: Now brush me mommy
 your nana: the grey gardens sequel is a catastrophe
 greenbean: okay, this is actually funny
 Mr. Shine: Your cat needs more exercise.
 Mr. Shine: Your cat needs more exercise.
 Frank herbert: teamwork
 willowsprite: At least he wasn't on someone's lap.
 chhumphrey: Someone hasn't been outside in a long time!
 namaste: @zazzer rad for Gary Larson ref
 hajjpodge: Charlotte's Web remake is looking interesting.
 Darth Bater: Kitty has already lost one life to boredom waiting for owner to let it in.
 nuke em: If we pull this off, we'll eat like queens!
 Warrax: Spidercat, spidercat, does whatever a spidercat does.
Image 87498   03-02-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
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