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257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

257592  Spazstatic: Why isn't it bleeding from the actual break point?

257582  WTF: Visine you got me again!

257605  augustus: Beans seen some things!

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257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

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Score:
556
 
 dobbiesdoogs: double-fisting those weiners
 Michael Tripe: @Science I think it had something to do with digestibility
 SoyUnPerdedor: Huhuhuh he's holding two wieners huhuhuh
 Science: Apparently, skin was so filling that you could only eat one weiner.
 willowsprite: Well, that makes it acceptable then.
 hnnngh: Bill is such a smug-ass, four-eyed, curly-haired little bastard.
 Micro Jackson: Best ad for circumcision that I've seen
 Magma Safe: Did...Did he rip off his mother's skin? is that why he has 2 wieners
 chhumphrey: Competitive eating training starts early
 kimjongun: this porn is breaded
 Ukulelemike: That boy looks WAAYY too proud of them two weiners.
 Darth Bater: Talk around the schoolyard is that he has a big mouth.
 CuriouSir: is that jughead?
 Warrax: So they're kosher then?
Image 87497   03-02-16   Uploaded by    prospector
Score:
403
 
 TurkeyVulture: I do like an orange peel / coriander holiday celebration ale.
 willowsprite: Well it is delicious, so why not?
 usernamee: Still better than American IPA
 Yam: They should drink more water, then
 Skaalar: Ooooooh... Now I'm craving Einstok...
 clueful: merica
 Warrax: Excessive whack offping causes blindness.
Image 87496   03-02-16   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
485
 
 aeroaero: lookit all that border around the keyboard
 skillet: AG mod down at headquarters?
 Frank herbert: I love to word process on my 3 inch screen with my 3 inch...cable...
 Micro Jackson: How's that text based porn adventure coming?
 chhumphrey: "When you said I was going to be playing with an Osborne I thought you meant something else..."
 HermwoodLitmajor: When this baby hits 88 baud you're gonna see some serious shit
 2Berries: Kings Quest on the Osborne is awesome! -2Berries dad, 1988.
 nlx27: @Warrax BBS u mean?
 ur mom: the humbert humbert of computing
 Youll Cowards: Meanwhile, down at Smug Villa, Toby was trolling The Well
 nlx27: heheheh he found leisure suit larry's secret level
 Jesus: @Warrax wrong
 Warrax: "I just explained to this guy on the internet why he's wrong. I'm sure he's about to thank me for correcting him."
Image 87495   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Prefuse
Score:
355
 
 Shorts Leng: @Ukulelemike dang
 Jotun: were not we're
 Jotun: people still wear zubaz? zubaz for those of you who don't know we're a fashion atrocity from the early 90s.
 duckfarts: "ha ha ha, those are great!" -nobody ever
 runny999: Definitely would
 indolentia: 3...2...1... chair collapse
 willowsprite: BizCazFri?
 FatTigerWoods: You think anybody wants to get middle-managed while I'm wearing these bad boys?
 Ukulelemike: Someone lost a bet
 Yam: Zubaz are fine, but they aint no Coogi sweater
 Skaalar: You go girl!!
 ur mom: whoa dad u so zany!
 Bone Loc: Go D-Bags!
 Warrax: Casual fridays were a mistake.
Image 87494   03-02-16   Uploaded by    depression
Score:
402
 
 Slowpoke: "I'd like a key cut, please" "How many copies?" "Oh, one of each will be fine."
 duckfarts: "so the gym's locked? sure, I'll help! now which key was it..."
 indolentia: he likes his keys like he likes his men: uncut.
 bug: It takes him three hours to unlock his front door.
 willowsprite: Hm. Needs more keys.
 hnnngh: @Napoleon Bonaparty Better not let Dominic near it.
 CuriouSir: ...thats supposed to be the symbol for inifinity, btw
 CuriouSir: importance level: ∞
 Skaalar: His friends call him Ol' Jingles Heavypants.
 AdaMan: All for masterlock padlocks which can be opened with a ziptie or by being hit with a stick
 Darkasnoon: heavy metal
 Napoleon Bonaparty: The spiciest keychain
 Frank herbert: thats a bit heavy
 funny in the wall: @Warrax, that sounds like some weird and unappealing porn
 chhumphrey: Guy's got to be wearing one seriously strong belt!
 Warrax: I am the Keymaster. Are you the Gatekeeper?
Image 87493   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Aaron Spacemuseum
Score:
371
 
 duckfarts: watch out for Jude-ass
 Micro Jackson: I hope this is the last supper for all y'all
 Napoleon Bonaparty: @chhumphrey I think you mean "Who let RuPaul improve the Last Supper?"
 chhumphrey: Okay, who let Ru Paul screw with the Last Supper?
 SomeCanadian: Why is Christ hanging out at a drag queen quinceanera?
 Bone Loc: preview of TWD Season 7?
 Mumbles: nice shoes, Jebus
 ur mom: tfw... when... no sorry i got nothing
 Warrax: The last temptation of Christ, and also 11 other temptations right before that.
Image 87492   03-02-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
512
 
 duckfarts: @Flart Plumbies yeah, my girlfriend was ahead of her time
 aoaoaoao: This more impressive if you imagine that the most advanced vehicle available 35 years before this was a Horse.
 Micro Jackson: Will it float?
 nlx27: NUNS SHOULD NOT TOUCH THIS BEHEMOTH
 EndlessVanity: German state-of-the-art 1910 or so. WW1 captured, washed ashore. big tourist attraction.
 Scoo: You have thirty minutes to move your submarine. Your submarine has been crushed into a cube. You have thirty minutes to move your cube.
Image 87491   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
409
 
 Moe Burt: Gesundheit.
 Amy Housewine: This is my jam.
 Micro Jackson: Tubakkakke
 PygmyGremlin: nice shadow
 Pastorofmuppetzq: Weird nachos.... Check
 chhumphrey: @Mexico it's not physically possible
 ur mom: internet porn has gone too far
 Knice: Spewsaphone
 Mexico: I'm so sorry, this usually never happens!
 Scoo: Tubagirl
Image 87490   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
529
 
 Pizza: @Jotun You forgot gas, fuel is expensive
 Jotun: Ass, grass, or cash. Nobody rides for free.
 Skaalar: @Penultimate Grunongo Thank you sir, and good day.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Skaalar Suriname toad, as in, a face like a Suriname toad.
 time is wastin: @CHA SHOTGUN!
 CHA: Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Warezlock it must be a nightmare working in logistics for ISIS
 sumodrsn: Another group trip to Costco
 Skaalar: This reminds me of those frogs that have those egg blisters covering their backs... The hell were they called again?
 PygmyGremlin: I'd ride with Satan himself to go to Duff Gardens
 NoRagrets: Anything is a taxi if you're brave enough.
 celtic: ride ride ride hitchin' a ride
 ur mom: no wonder this won best production design
 Warezlock: Lightly armored ISIS personnel carrier.
 indolentia: safety first.
 SomeCanadian: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Warrax: They're finally getting beyond Thunderdome.
Image 87489   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
161
 
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture LOL
 TurkeyVulture: @Bone Loc I did watch GI Joe, but in a previous life. I was a child in that life. Now the dream is gone. The child has grown. I've become comfortably numb.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: This is how I live my life
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture did you ever watch G.I. Joe the cartoon?
 TurkeyVulture: @Bone Loc sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you or your phrasing was dumb, but that the source material lacked a certain something.
 TurkeyVulture: @Bone Loc Really? But that would be dumb. How about Mo Joe? Yeah, I like that one.
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture should be "Yo Joe"
 TurkeyVulture: Though I feel the colors are reversed here.
 TurkeyVulture: Go Joe!
Image 87488   03-02-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
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