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272924  addend: "Give your attention to meee!"

272920  DrNinjaman: @Knice Heh, "hard way"

272913  Bacon Train: Voting on your own images.

272925  DrNinjaman: "Get your ass up" is an expression, not to be taken literaly.

272911  UltraBeverly: This raddison has gravity dialation 2/5

272905  2Berries: I support reintroducing natual selection

272924  BavidDowie: Wutcha readin?

272911  2Berries: I see we meet again!

272918  Mr. Butt: @Sadbot It's always a fucking "handyman," never a trained professional.

272907  Sadpygmy: Nazi dog

272908  some guy : Every Single Person Needs JESUS

272918  hajjpodge: @Sadbot Fuck landlords forever.

272930  Peddy Tenderglass: How could we ever live without them?

272920  some guy : @Peter Pantsless I used Ctrl+x and sent all mine into the trashcan via Kleenex

272920  Peter Pantsless: I've got like ten trillion of them on the clipboard

272918  Sadbot: I had a landlord that almost killed me by hiring the dumbest possible handyman to work on the water heater. He left the gas line open and ignited a basement ceiling's worth of natural gas when he tried to restart the pilot light, I'm probably alive because the back door was open.

272913  dobbiesdoogs: please do not handle bear cubs, only puppers

272920  Knice: I feel kinda dumb for making ours the hard way.

272919  SuedeOxford: What kind of raccoon is this

272892  SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

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272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272892 SuedeOxford: @Peter Pantsless He probably just gets an egg for his trying times.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

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Score:
529
 
 Pizza: @Jotun You forgot gas, fuel is expensive
 Jotun: Ass, grass, or cash. Nobody rides for free.
 Skaalar: @Penultimate Grunongo Thank you sir, and good day.
 Penultimate Grunongo: @Skaalar Suriname toad, as in, a face like a Suriname toad.
 time is wastin: @CHA SHOTGUN!
 CHA: Kickin' in the front seat. Sittin' in the back seat. Gotta make my mind up. Which seat can I take?
 SoyUnPerdedor: @Warezlock it must be a nightmare working in logistics for ISIS
 sumodrsn: Another group trip to Costco
 Skaalar: This reminds me of those frogs that have those egg blisters covering their backs... The hell were they called again?
 PygmyGremlin: I'd ride with Satan himself to go to Duff Gardens
 NoRagrets: Anything is a taxi if you're brave enough.
 celtic: ride ride ride hitchin' a ride
 ur mom: no wonder this won best production design
 Warezlock: Lightly armored ISIS personnel carrier.
 indolentia: safety first.
 SomeCanadian: Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?
 Warrax: They're finally getting beyond Thunderdome.
Image 87489   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Score:
161
 
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture LOL
 bigjim: @Bone Loc I did watch GI Joe, but in a previous life. I was a child in that life. Now the dream is gone. The child has grown. I've become comfortably numb.
 Pastorofmuppetzq: This is how I live my life
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture did you ever watch G.I. Joe the cartoon?
 namaste: @Bone Loc sorry, I didn't mean to imply that you or your phrasing was dumb, but that the source material lacked a certain something.
 Unstableton: @Bone Loc Really? But that would be dumb. How about Mo Joe? Yeah, I like that one.
 Bone Loc: @TurkeyVulture should be "Yo Joe"
 froggyfresh: Though I feel the colors are reversed here.
 tane: Go Joe!
Image 87488   03-02-16   Uploaded by    professorpig
Image 87487 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Boo, topcity.
Score:
559
 
 Lestrange: Me in the morning. Every morning.
 Micro Jackson: The eyes have it
 Skaalar: TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES
 nlx27: illuminati? anyone? no?
 ur mom: this is what scientologists actually believe
 SomeCanadian: Scientology is weird.
 thratchen: Silly undead. The eye goes *in* the pyramid, not *over* it.
 sylveon: @Lutha Thank you mortal! The interstate remains jammed by the passing unsanctified dead! The passage into infinity will be an extra twenty minutes commute! Enlightenment can only be achieved through the abnegation of self! Back to you!
 Lutha: And for our traffic report, we'll go to channel four's eyes in the sky. Zarkron, take it away!
Image 87486   03-02-16   Uploaded by    babylon priest
Score:
404
 
 duckfarts: my eyes are up here, buddy
 Bro Bro: o mine eyes
 Annoying Vegan : This is relevant to my interests.
 Moe Burt: East German Female Bodybuilders Gone Wild
 UltraBeverly: Moobs!
 Frank herbert: @Warrax @Jesus honestly how can you argue with jesus?
 james: too sexy for their clothes
 NoRagrets: Apple hammock
 SomeCanadian: Cover up those mipples!
 Jesus: @Warrax I'm all for it, but would prefer if women played their part too and embraced toplessness
 Warrax: These brave men are finally ending the nipple double standard.
Image 87485   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
364
 
 Jotun: @TurkeyVulture 4) profit? [seriously though, props for the Robocop reference.]
 Cyka: Kind of surprised that this scored as high as it did
 Extreme Locorito: @Poop van Pants: BE QUIET!
 buds420: Actual Medieval Peasant: The knightly class has serious problems but is infinitely preferable to the bands of brigands and warring tribes that ruled Europe before the re-establishment of centralized government in the 8th-9th centuries.
 KnowLifer: All Cats Are Beautiful
 Poop van Pants: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 sorghum: Sure, becouse things will be better without any cops around... sure.
 Joe Bird: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
 Micro Jackson: Fuck thoes guys
 bigbison: i wish
 Skaalar: Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!
 crispy: all knights are baneful although cops also bathe
 TaintJuice: @Christina careful-that statement will get you noted in some database somewhere
 Father Goose: upheld in court; their job is not to protect and serve- it's to apprehend lawbreakers without regard
 Hydraxion: Silly baka!
 Kefas: but also protect us (so we can be affected by these laws and taxes), sort of...
 your nana: Abacab is the eleventh studio album from the English rock band Genesis, released in September 1981 on Charisma Records in the United Kingdom and Atlantic Records in the United States.
 Bone Loc: FTK, FTP
 HermwoodLitmajor: False Dilemma through the ages
 burritos: 1) Protect the innocent. 2) Serve the public trust. 3) Uphold the Law. 4) (Classified).
 champeen: "A knight is sworn to valour, His heart knows only virtue, His blade defends the helpless, His might upholds the weak, His word speaks only truth, His wrath undoes the wicked."
 Lutha: i was pretty great when i was fifteen too
 wwwdotcom: Yeah, but those guys had guisarmes, and lucernes!
 Christina: All Cops Are Bastards!
 Mr. Butt: We all read Althusser as undergraduates, yo.
Image 87484   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Trotskyist
Score:
173
 
 KingTrebek: Man, I would've loved this when I was 11.
 funy speling: thanks obama
 flying sheep: hell yeah grandpa...
 hosehorse: I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
 crappypants: Bad cause 2 SPOOKY not 2 SPOOKY.
 flying sheep: Rad for roller coaster tycoon, bad for not knowing how to make a screen shot.
 Knice: "Year 2" Sounds about right.
 Jesus: I guess old PCs couldn't take screenshots
 There was a bob here: What, is your print screen button broken or something?
 younglink: Roller Coaster Tycoon is like Deus Ex. Everytime you post a picture, somebody has to re-install.
 Frank herbert: bullfrog was awesome
Image 87483   03-02-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
428
 
 XLY: See? I frekking told you! Straight to my hips, geez
 NO JOKES: Extrovert spotted.
 pusha p: Extrovert spotted.
 Air Biscuit: Taste ye olde portions of belleh.
 willowsprite: Really strutting his stuff.
 Micro Jackson: Gimme some skin!
 NoRagrets: Classy Attack in Titan.
 moogerator: It hurts when I do this
 Kefas: He's making his own bacon!
 your nana: he's very a-peeling
 your nana: i thought "meat flaps" were something else
 Aspirin: Check out meh flaps.
 ur mom: "*sigh* not this shit again'
 Warrax: Geeze internet, why's it always gotta be about bacon?
 Niels Bohr: Too sexy for his dermis.
 Lutha: haters gonna hate
 thratchen: Doctors hate this one weird weight loss trick!
Image 87482   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
582
 
 XLY: Duckbilled radapuss
 indolentia: that artist is a stone cold pimp.
 Agamemnon Triforce: This porn is worthy of popcorn.
 Frank herbert: so pltypus happened to the dinosaurs.... its always option c innit?
 chhumphrey: Prehistoric Agent P
 Mitchell: The platypus: nature's grab bag.
 Mr. Butt: Whoever wins, we lose.
Image 87481   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
215
 
 greenbean: I misread that top line
 Kevin II: No seriously, I'm awake!
 Grandmaster Fat: No seriously, I'm awake!
 Napoleon Bonaparty: This looks like it is very practical and not painful at all
 NoRagrets: Isn't like 20/15 the best though?
 ShamWOW: Tom the cat tried this to stay awake and failed miserably.
 your nana: if i keep them on for 14 days will my vision be 40/40?
 thratchen: racist if... just... just racist.
 duckybox: What if you never had 20/20 vision to "Restore"?
 Flarmie: Open bags of chips hate her!
Image 87480   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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