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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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Image 87487 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by topcity. Boo, topcity.
Score:
559
 
 Lestrange: Me in the morning. Every morning.
 Micro Jackson: The eyes have it
 Skaalar: TURN AROUND, BRIGHT EYES
 nlx27: illuminati? anyone? no?
 ur mom: this is what scientologists actually believe
 SomeCanadian: Scientology is weird.
 thratchen: Silly undead. The eye goes *in* the pyramid, not *over* it.
 sylveon: @Lutha Thank you mortal! The interstate remains jammed by the passing unsanctified dead! The passage into infinity will be an extra twenty minutes commute! Enlightenment can only be achieved through the abnegation of self! Back to you!
 Lutha: And for our traffic report, we'll go to channel four's eyes in the sky. Zarkron, take it away!
Image 87486   03-02-16   Uploaded by    babylon priest
Score:
381
 
 duckfarts: my eyes are up here, buddy
 Bro Bro: o mine eyes
 Annoying Vegan : This is relevant to my interests.
 Moe Burt: East German Female Bodybuilders Gone Wild
 UltraBeverly: Moobs!
 Frank herbert: @Warrax @Jesus honestly how can you argue with jesus?
 james: too sexy for their clothes
 NoRagrets: Apple hammock
 SomeCanadian: Cover up those mipples!
 Jesus: @Warrax I'm all for it, but would prefer if women played their part too and embraced toplessness
 Warrax: These brave men are finally ending the nipple double standard.
Image 87485   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
364
 
 Jotun: @TurkeyVulture 4) profit? [seriously though, props for the Robocop reference.]
 Cyka: Kind of surprised that this scored as high as it did
 Extreme Locorito: @Poop van Pants: BE QUIET!
 buds420: Actual Medieval Peasant: The knightly class has serious problems but is infinitely preferable to the bands of brigands and warring tribes that ruled Europe before the re-establishment of centralized government in the 8th-9th centuries.
 KnowLifer: All Cats Are Beautiful
 Poop van Pants: Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.
 sorghum: Sure, becouse things will be better without any cops around... sure.
 Joe Bird: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
 Micro Jackson: Fuck thoes guys
 bigbison: i wish
 Skaalar: Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!!
 crispy: all knights are baneful although cops also bathe
 TaintJuice: @Christina careful-that statement will get you noted in some database somewhere
 Father Goose: upheld in court; their job is not to protect and serve- it's to apprehend lawbreakers without regard
 Hydraxion: Silly baka!
 Kefas: but also protect us (so we can be affected by these laws and taxes), sort of...
 your nana: Abacab is the eleventh studio album from the English rock band Genesis, released in September 1981 on Charisma Records in the United Kingdom and Atlantic Records in the United States.
 Bone Loc: FTK, FTP
 HermwoodLitmajor: False Dilemma through the ages
 TurkeyVulture: 1) Protect the innocent. 2) Serve the public trust. 3) Uphold the Law. 4) (Classified).
 TurkeyVulture: "A knight is sworn to valour, His heart knows only virtue, His blade defends the helpless, His might upholds the weak, His word speaks only truth, His wrath undoes the wicked."
 Lutha: i was pretty great when i was fifteen too
 wwwdotcom: Yeah, but those guys had guisarmes, and lucernes!
 Christina: All Cops Are Bastards!
 Mr. Butt: We all read Althusser as undergraduates, yo.
Image 87484   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Trotskyist
Score:
153
 
 KingTrebek: Man, I would've loved this when I was 11.
 funy speling: thanks obama
 flying sheep: hell yeah grandpa...
 hosehorse: I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride.
 crappypants: Bad cause 2 SPOOKY not 2 SPOOKY.
 flying sheep: Rad for roller coaster tycoon, bad for not knowing how to make a screen shot.
 Knice: "Year 2" Sounds about right.
 Jesus: I guess old PCs couldn't take screenshots
 There was a bob here: What, is your print screen button broken or something?
 younglink: Roller Coaster Tycoon is like Deus Ex. Everytime you post a picture, somebody has to re-install.
 Frank herbert: bullfrog was awesome
Image 87483   03-02-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
Score:
404
 
 XLY: See? I frekking told you! Straight to my hips, geez
 Mr. Shine: Extrovert spotted.
 Mr. Shine: Extrovert spotted.
 Air Biscuit: Taste ye olde portions of belleh.
 willowsprite: Really strutting his stuff.
 Micro Jackson: Gimme some skin!
 NoRagrets: Classy Attack in Titan.
 Otterman: It hurts when I do this
 Kefas: He's making his own bacon!
 your nana: he's very a-peeling
 your nana: i thought "meat flaps" were something else
 Aspirin: Check out meh flaps.
 ur mom: "*sigh* not this shit again'
 Warrax: Geeze internet, why's it always gotta be about bacon?
 Niels Bohr: Too sexy for his dermis.
 Lutha: haters gonna hate
 thratchen: Doctors hate this one weird weight loss trick!
Image 87482   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
563
 
 XLY: Duckbilled radapuss
 indolentia: that artist is a stone cold pimp.
 Agamemnon Triforce: This porn is worthy of popcorn.
 Frank herbert: so pltypus happened to the dinosaurs.... its always option c innit?
 chhumphrey: Prehistoric Agent P
 Mitchell: The platypus: nature's grab bag.
 Mr. Butt: Whoever wins, we lose.
Image 87481   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
219
 
 greenbean: I misread that top line
 Mr. Shine: No seriously, I'm awake!
 Mr. Shine: No seriously, I'm awake!
 Napoleon Bonaparty: This looks like it is very practical and not painful at all
 NoRagrets: Isn't like 20/15 the best though?
 ShamWOW: Tom the cat tried this to stay awake and failed miserably.
 your nana: if i keep them on for 14 days will my vision be 40/40?
 thratchen: racist if... just... just racist.
 Scoo: What if you never had 20/20 vision to "Restore"?
 Flarmie: Open bags of chips hate her!
Image 87480   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
Score:
484
 
 rustedpeace: @Micro Jackson What do you mean
 Double-Munched Tacotito: How did this fail!?
 duckfarts: I ABSOLUTELY WOULD
 Micro Jackson: Sure, why not?
 desertfox: voted bad, sorry
 Skaalar: Fuck you autocorrect.
 Skaalar: I weirdest nachos right now...
 Hungy Dingus: makin' both yer breath and stool stink since 1953
 Borkf: @Frank herbert Everything is better with chipotle sauce.
 willowsprite: We're too incompetent to slice them into rings!
 rand0: Best comeback since the McRib
 Frank herbert: needs chipotle sauce
 Borkf: How bout no?
 morakdais: Would eat, just need some dipping sauce
Image 87479   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
109
 
 Lumb Blombus: Catsup
 morakdais: That looks like a perfect pearing
 Scoo: En Espanol, por favor, Ketchup...
 Mr. Butt: Gracias, equipo Heinz
 indolentia: double-dose of mayo and 'merican ketchup. viva mexico!
Image 87478   03-02-16   Uploaded by    shwoarty
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