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268216  Hokie333: Beep-beep-boop, motherfucker.

268228  WannaBee: @Knice yep, I voted BAD.

268240  Drump Porbs: aka Nick Furry

268227  KingTrebek: I assume this was very funny for those involved...

268231  Knice: Meowtorcycles.

268232  Knice: That building was too high.

268233  Knice: "I've done the work in my own lab."

268237  Knice: First you crack your neck, then they cash your check.

268212  Not A Bot: Hey buddy, I noticed you've got a hands free box too. Wanna open them together?

268182  Off Topic: Something, something, why one gender lives longer than another because what's in their pants makes a difference to what's between their ears.

268214  illBilliam: What a shame. Another child devoured by the torsoless pants monster.

268224  WannaBee: @Yam because cleavage?

268172  Korrok: Korrok approves.

268213  Urn BooUrn: When the "nip" wears off.

268214  Urn BooUrn: I remember doing this as a kid.

268224  Yam: This is weirdly sexy. Why is my brain telling me this is sexy

268231  Mexico: I guess we'll just walk.

268222  Yam: Prove it

268223  Yam: cute guy

268232  Not Sam: Bruh, he is melting lol

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267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

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Score:
1013
 
 celtic: Cats are good mommas!
 Skaalar: "Thanks mom! Wanna look good for that spicy tabby next door!" "Did you get her a gift?" "Dead mouse." "That's my boy."
 VoR: not the last
 VoR: Not the first thing I'd do on inventing a time machine.
 Knice: "Mlarp."
 Warrax: @Flarmie I know that feeling.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Flarmie feline hygene is no joke, nor is cunnilingus.
 Flarmie: There is an obvious joke here that I feel is too obvious to make.
 luxuslurch: Kentucky Fried Kitten - Kitty lickin' good!
Image 87467   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Red
Score:
518
 
 Borkf: @SomeCanadian That was actually an unintended pun. Let's pretend I meant it though.
 SomeCanadian: @Borkf Haha, cause they're mushrooms, and they're on a stool. STOOL. Haha.
 Borkf: Someone really needs to clean their stool.
 CrustyDusty: Somone really likes Panaeolus semiovatus. ALOT.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Badger, snake, etc.
Image 87466   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Joe Bird
Score:
247
 
 draakeragon: really awkward
 BlarfyB: Needs more denim.
 westerner: @Gomi Day Exactly
 Science: That guy looks extremely uncomfortable. Like "I'm shooting an ad for wallets, why did I have to take off my pants" uncomfortable...
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I got pregnant just from looking at this
 anonymous: Pretty sure that I can see the tip near the bottom button
 Urchin: This Canadian porn is weird
 your nana: (b)(f)(d)
 CrustyDusty: The 70s were confusing times... thankfully we figured it all out by the end of the 80s when nobody cared anymore.
 Gomi Day: the daisies are a nice touch.
 Warrax: I've had enough of these fake denim fanboys, posing half naked to get attention because they don't even know the right way to wear the denim.
 SomeCanadian: (e) Seems to be genitalia
 Knice: @KnowLifer From now on (to me), yes. Thank you. :)
 KnowLifer: @Knice female nipple is a fipple?
 SomeOtherCanadian: That hat is impossibly douchey. Not going to comment on the nip.
 Knice: It's okay; it's a mipple.
Image 87465   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
1009
 
 draakeragon: Who did it better?
 space: @CrustyDusty because you've installed your own switcherinos
 CrustyDusty: @misterjoe: Why did I misread that as "thrust issues"? :0
 elmstreet: @thratchen Give 'em 10 years, until they blob out
 Lestrange: Nailed it imho
 Micro Jackson: Close enough
 thratchen: those are some super-cool tattoos.
 misterjoe: This is why I have trust issues
 crappypants: Top: Vegas 13-year old. Bottom: Her Vegas grandma.
 CrustyDusty: Evil wizards stole my chin
 Frank herbert: nailed it
 SomeOtherCanadian: Bottom is the face produced by all those "weird tricks"
 rand0: Both of these shots are of someone who is totally awesome.
 SomeCanadian: Close enough.
 Knice: I'll take humor over makeup any day.
 Gomi Day: yes, women who typically wear lots of makeup often look very different without it, and when they pose oddly / scrunch up their faces. who knew?!
 Anus: Top: Drunk vision. Bottom: Morning after vision
 caitelyn: It's almost like she has a personality and is a real human, and not just a thing for you to salivate over.
Image 87464   03-02-16   Uploaded by    fisto
Score:
541
 
 draakeragon: How I feel after chewing gum with menthol
 Jotun: There is life in every dank nug.
 duckfarts: this is pretty fucking metal if you think about it
 Christina: Literally.
 Janston: Dr. Petzold's Dank Leaf
 SomeOtherCanadian: Among other things, I can't figure out whether he's inside, or outside...
 Warrax: Truth in advertising for once.
Image 87463   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
332
 
 Chef Says: Rad for Hedwig and the Angry Inch.
 Micro Jackson: Check out my invisible ventriloquist dummy
 Kefas: why's she drinkin flower water?
 indolentia: that dude knows how to chug.
 Urn BooUrn: I have an angry inch.
 Jason Steak: Onstage at The Mary Awards
 Warrax: Careful, that hair is about to achieve liftoff.
 Kalos: If only I could look so decadent drinking my wine
Image 87462   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Jaunty Shrimp
Score:
292
 
 El Barto: @Jesus I did hit "like" on your comment but it's probably also true which is scary and terrible.
 Eleftheros: Im from Utah.... I can't find anything weird about this picture.
 Larp Belb: @anonymous none, because they probably don't vaccinate! :-p
 trucker: @zazzer they're just following good evolutionary tactics
 Korrok: Hopefully I'm wrong about that last part but I still think it's a safe bet.
 Korrok: See those 5 youngest sons in the front row? I'm putting money on at least three of them making an aggregate 16.8 on the Kinsey scale. In layman's terms, I'm betting on three of 'em to turn out to be reeeeeeealy gay. And not Ru Paul gay, Bryan Fischer gay.
 a robot: @anonymous The tallest one
 bigfarter: Hitler Youth still around, huh?
 A duck: Also, the father's name is Jim Bob. Probably not even shortened from James Robert, just good ol' "Jim Bob" on the birth certificate.
 A duck: @White Rice: yeah, this is from back before they had a TV show and a TV network's PR department trying to make them seem normal and well adjusted. Hence the homemade clothes, like they used to wear before their TV show bought them modern, normal people clothes.
 White Rice: @zazzer @Mexico I also think this is an older picture. I thought I remember seeing that the were up to 19 or so, but that might have been including the son that got married & started production of his own brood (and I think that was the son with the "legal issues" but I try to avoid knowing too much about these folks)
 male anon: goon culture strikes again....
 nuke em: @Jesus If we're lucky, they'll vote for one of those really crazy parties with a name like "Christian Family Party." Or, if we're very lucky, they'll be extra-crazy and won't vote for some weird, poorly understood dogmatic reason.
 Turts: @Knice "If you see him...Shoot him in the Face!"
 anonymous: How many have autism?
 Lutha: i thought human cloning was illegal
 indolentia: "and that's my amazing ping pong ball trick!" "those aren't pong balls, those are babies!"
 Jesus: just look at all of these future republicans
 Frank herbert: @Robespierre sadly your probably right. alot of times the women are 'bred' to be subservient to the men. fun is rarely to be had during sexy 'work'
 wooden boy: @Robespierre I'm guessing that for the patriarch, sure, but the wimminfolk are expected to be demure and ashamed at their sinful ministrations.
 Jesus: which one's the favourite?
 Big Beagler: @Frank herbert I'm not convinced that sexual "fun" is in their vocabulary.
 Frank herbert: @zazzer that and they have a lot of fun
 misterjoe: It's a vagina, not a clown car
 Janston: What, are you starting a fucking militia? The world doesn't need that many of you.
 prius: @Mexico The Quiverfull Movement is a Christian Fundamentalist movement that seeks to "outbreed" "inferior" people. It's a weird, gross cult. But, hey, at least Jesus loves them more than us.
 fumbduck: Your body is not a clown car.
 anonymous: Which one is the child molester?
 Mexico: Fourteen children. Fourteen. Why?
 Mr.Cadwallader: It's a vicious cycle. You have one kid so the milkman has to come by, then you have more kids as the milkman has to make more deliveries, and so on
 Kalos: Big Love has been renewed?
 Knice: STOP. FUCKING.
Image 87461   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Image 87460 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Rhombo Dimple. Boo, Rhombo Dimple.
Image 87459 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by the snark. Your image was bad, the snark.
Score:
767
 
 Manu Shinobili: @hnnngh RETREAT, BUT BURN ALL THE CATNIP
 hnnngh: Mewlysses S Grant
 Frank herbert: @Scoo would be a spotless record of not for the fishbowl incident of 1872
 Science: Mr. Softpaws remained closeted with the President and General Mittens all the afternoon. The news does not seem pleasant. At least, he is not inclined to tell me any of it. He satisfied himself with telling me how sensible and soldierly this handsome General Mittens is. - Mary Softpaws, 1861
 Scoo: Decorated for valor in the Battle of Breadtie and the Red Dot Campaign
Image 87458   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
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