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273256  addend: Most of it still looks edible and delicious.

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273198  addend: Question 2: Do you like me, though I am not pizza?

273215  Sadbot: @Air Biscuit Kind of? It's fermented like mead but tastes different. It's called tej

273260  WannaBee: Aww... He's had a ruff day!

273224  WannaBee: In the beginning of the day and I didnt know what to do with it haha was the day I was going to go to bed and I have to take a shower.

273215  Air Biscuit: @Sadbot honey wine like mead?

273256  Littlecraftywolf: @WannaBee take your plus and get out

273256  WannaBee: I'm guessing they were on a Rocky Road?

273043  Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273224  Dr Awkward: In the beginning I was just going on the road and then Ill probably get to see yall but Ill let yall in the afternoon and I can meet up for dinner or if I wanna I want you and you can come to get the stuff

273265  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

273255  Air Biscuit: Willard/Ratatouille crossover looking good.

273246  some guy : Cholesterol free as well

273215  Sadbot: @Joseph I am better off for having read this, thank you

273203  Joseph: That's funny because my wife is my copilot and we're driving to church.

273215  Joseph: @Sadbot The pancakes are called injera, but are really difficult to make. It's more or less the same food as Eritrea and Somalia. Eritrean people are fantastic, they will be the best friends you'll ever have. They are better than family actually.

273224  Joseph: In the rural area of the United States and the United States of America is a very popular place to live and to be able to do that in the world of the world of South America and the world of South America (I'll stop now, it doesn't work on my phone)

273256  Knice: Sensing danger, the Hermit Ice Cream abandons its current home in search of a more secure abode. [splorping sounds]

273258  Knice: His Majesty has spoken.

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272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 elmosco: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
Score:
554
 
 draakeragon: If only every problem was this easy
 White Rice: @Catcat ah, but it's the cat calling the owner mom in this situation, not the other way around.
 Niels Bohr: I think my dog as more like a retarded brother than my child. Sort of a Mice and Men relationship. "Tell me about the rabbits George".
 Pikachu: @Catcat What's there to detest? They love their little pet so much it has become part of their family. Calling them their children just reaffirms the bond.
 Falstaff: This is dumb but it made me laugh, so fine I'll vote rad but only in protest.
 shipotle: Oh my God. You can talk!
 Dobly: @Catcat Yeah, I cant bring myself to bad it, but
 Catcat: While I detest people who consider/call themselves the parents of their pet, I do like this comic for some reason
Image 87456   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
335
 
 draakeragon: Are those red people floating?
 A duck: @Scoo: It's long, hard, full of seamen, goes months without being seen by anyone, has strange bumps and knobs, etc.
 indolentia: yo mama's dildo.
 sundragon: the seamen of the U.S.S. Blueballs
 misterjoe: The hunt for the Red October is over!!
 Frank herbert: is this one of those 5 dollar subs?
 nlx27: Just the tip then
 chhumphrey: @grizzly but I don't even know 'er!
 grizzly: @Science Nope. Bangor.
 Science: Looks like Groton?
 drhilljack: More seamen on the poop deck
 HighCactus: something something 'full of seamen'
Image 87455   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
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 draakeragon: But does it contain Sean Paul?
 Poop Bird: oi!!!!
 grizzly: @hurr as do I.
 hurr: @Gomi Day thank you for letting me know about those sweet tunes :) really thank you
 Coolguy: You know what? Jamaican me crazy...
 mickeyd: said nobody ever
 CrustyDusty: The Selecter. inb4 "that's two-tone blah blah blah", it was ska-revival.
 communist: They are stoned, probably.
 sir toke a lot: [That style of music] is shit, everyone knows REAL artists were all producing when i was in my asolescent years, [my preferred styles of music] is where it's at!
 Gomi Day: i'm listening to king stitt as i scrolled upon this. for that, it gets a rad.
 Dobly: "oh well lets destroy this record before that knock on wood song comes out"
 Surprising: The Skatalites! Suddenly, it's 1963 again.
 hurr: i like almost all the ska waves. pls don't hate
 Mexico: If it's vintage, it's fine.
Image 87454   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
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 nlx27: been
 nlx27: even asian chick are weary thinking of the all places his noodly appendages must 've have
 hurr: please you are hurting my religious feelings @Frank herbert
 hurr: poster! NOW!!
 Frank herbert: where are the stained glass asian chicks for this hentai?
 Borb Prembus: i actually laughed
 CrustyDusty: @msmstud: and if you conflate "separation of Church and State" with "elimination of Church from My State", I won't even mention how effing funny it gets. Wear nice clothes in a hall of mirrors. :)
 msmstud: If you usurp the failed separation of church and state with nonsense, you are effing funny, and documented as such in history.
 Bone Loc: @nlx27 In FSM's name we pray, ramen.
 nlx27: R'amen
 Kalos: *dons colander*
Image 87453   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 87452 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
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 draakeragon: uhhhhhh...
 matos: indeed @chhumphrey
 thratchen: "dat ass"
 a sedated moose: @Unbathed pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!
 Dobly: ass doctor monkeys
 chhumphrey: Sorry, you've got a case of the politicians
 Knice: "Well, there's your problem."
 Unbathed: Pass the ammunition.
Image 87451   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Image 87450 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. Your image was bad, waynelord.
Score:
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 draakeragon: My little nightmare
 Jotun: racist if real
 E. HONDA: One part A.A. Milne, one part H.R. Giger
 hajjpodge: d e h u m...I can't do it. I'm going to have nightmares now.
 indolentia: and thus, making sweet love to my winnie the pooh bear was never the same.
 Frank herbert: @VoR and I forgot I can!
 Frank herbert: vvvv. sigh. winnie the derp
 Frank herbert: winning the derp
 morakdais: Winning the ooh God no
 Pront Remp: @Kalos If only you had purple powers of edit. - I'll try not to lord it up too much
 Kalos: @Kalos Damned Horse link made me doublepost!
 Kalos: Apparently it isn't only Horses that have people chompers
 a sedated moose: Hi, Puglot. Has you many honey's? Or bother.
 chhumphrey: Pooh must have been at the dentist.
 Jonananathan: They're never the same face to face.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh my, no.
Image 87449   03-02-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
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 draakeragon: Impaled trouts advice
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Mmm fish
 sumodrsn: Puppy Baby Monkey 2.0
 Micro Jackson: Not here
 9inchfails: Roflmaogwbbq
 seam: if you're in the ocean as soon as you step "outdoors" you need to move
 Warrax: Try a vacation in bizarro land, where the ocean is snow, fish ski and you can sail on the beach!
 why the long face: The Canadians weigh in ... I should have figured.
 ModelTRex: Stop trying to ski, fish. Go home, you're drunk.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Magma sailing is overrated
Image 87448   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mom
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