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262951  VeeKay: Oi mate, your gato is a fucking featherweight!

262959  VeeKay: Rad for black bars!

262949  VeeKay: Want more fibre? Eat one of these every day.

262958  VeeKay: If I am unobserved I like to etch a sweet little message such as "I PARK LIKE A WONDERFUL LADY" on their windscreen. Got a tungsten scribe in my car all special like. If I don't feel that's an adequate payback I get a shopping cart and attatch it to the drivers' door handle with a stainless steel cable tie. I am a petty, petty man.

262962  VeeKay: Enjoy your new diet of insulin and sterile needles.

262965  VeeKay: They shit on their legs to cool down. Sweet!

262969  VeeKay: A cappella.

262940  KingTrebek: Just check for urinals

262967  hajjpodge: 90% tremble.

262954  Not A Bot: What can this strange device be? When I touch it, it gives forth a sound It's got wires that vibrate and give music I know it's most unusual To come before you so But I've found an ancient miracle I thought that you should know Listen to my music And hear what it can do There's something here as strong as life I know that it will reach you Yes, we know, it's nothing new It's just a waste of time Another toy that helped destroy The elder race of man Forget about your silly whim It doesn't fit the planWe are the Priests of the Temples of Syrinx

262881  KingTrebek: @Sage @hajjpodge Ok I figured it out. This is Mary Fallin, governor of Oklahoma with a 19% approval rating.

262963  a robot: Cheeeeeeeze!

262962  UltraBeverly: This eugenics experiment is delicious.

262929  Fiveninety: @Spazstatic NCIS, SVU, Criminal Minds, etc

262942  Scoo: The cutest death from above of all time!

262944  Scoo: Lacy aka "Bitey"

262946  Scoo: They know

262956  Scoo: Mmmm.... sacrilicious...

262957  Scoo: It should buff out

262960  Scoo: Your modesty is detracting from the authenticity

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262756 weirduncle: @sparename rad for this

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262678 Science: Lighten up, Thanos

262856 raditzu: Noble and selfrespecting women, so much better than vulgar creatures that men are

262891 Scoo: Number three, why they so damn hard to close back up without the other side popping out?

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262806 smusher: ... ? ...

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262697 piranharama: Great band name



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Score:
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 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 VoR: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
Score:
554
 
 draakeragon: If only every problem was this easy
 White Rice: @Catcat ah, but it's the cat calling the owner mom in this situation, not the other way around.
 Niels Bohr: I think my dog as more like a retarded brother than my child. Sort of a Mice and Men relationship. "Tell me about the rabbits George".
 Pikachu: @Catcat What's there to detest? They love their little pet so much it has become part of their family. Calling them their children just reaffirms the bond.
 Falstaff: This is dumb but it made me laugh, so fine I'll vote rad but only in protest.
 shipotle: Oh my God. You can talk!
 Dobly: @Catcat Yeah, I cant bring myself to bad it, but
 Catcat: While I detest people who consider/call themselves the parents of their pet, I do like this comic for some reason
Image 87456   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
335
 
 draakeragon: Are those red people floating?
 A duck: @Scoo: It's long, hard, full of seamen, goes months without being seen by anyone, has strange bumps and knobs, etc.
 indolentia: yo mama's dildo.
 sundragon: the seamen of the U.S.S. Blueballs
 misterjoe: The hunt for the Red October is over!!
 Frank herbert: is this one of those 5 dollar subs?
 nlx27: Just the tip then
 chhumphrey: @grizzly but I don't even know 'er!
 grizzly: @Science Nope. Bangor.
 Science: Looks like Groton?
 drhilljack: More seamen on the poop deck
 Scoo: something something 'full of seamen'
Image 87455   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
753
 
 draakeragon: But does it contain Sean Paul?
 Poop Bird: oi!!!!
 grizzly: @hurr as do I.
 hurr: @Gomi Day thank you for letting me know about those sweet tunes :) really thank you
 Coolguy: You know what? Jamaican me crazy...
 mickeyd: said nobody ever
 CrustyDusty: The Selecter. inb4 "that's two-tone blah blah blah", it was ska-revival.
 communist: They are stoned, probably.
 sir toke a lot: [That style of music] is shit, everyone knows REAL artists were all producing when i was in my asolescent years, [my preferred styles of music] is where it's at!
 Gomi Day: i'm listening to king stitt as i scrolled upon this. for that, it gets a rad.
 Dobly: "oh well lets destroy this record before that knock on wood song comes out"
 Surprising: The Skatalites! Suddenly, it's 1963 again.
 hurr: i like almost all the ska waves. pls don't hate
 Mexico: If it's vintage, it's fine.
Image 87454   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
663
 
 nlx27: been
 nlx27: even asian chick are weary thinking of the all places his noodly appendages must 've have
 hurr: please you are hurting my religious feelings @Frank herbert
 hurr: poster! NOW!!
 Frank herbert: where are the stained glass asian chicks for this hentai?
 Borb Prembus: i actually laughed
 CrustyDusty: @msmstud: and if you conflate "separation of Church and State" with "elimination of Church from My State", I won't even mention how effing funny it gets. Wear nice clothes in a hall of mirrors. :)
 msmstud: If you usurp the failed separation of church and state with nonsense, you are effing funny, and documented as such in history.
 Bone Loc: @nlx27 In FSM's name we pray, ramen.
 hnnngh: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.
 nlx27: R'amen
 Kalos: *dons colander*
 Baby Jesus: Mom's spaghetti
Image 87453   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 87452 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. You have brought shame on us, greg.
Score:
249
 
 draakeragon: uhhhhhh...
 matos: indeed @chhumphrey
 thratchen: "dat ass"
 a sedated moose: @Unbathed pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!
 Dobly: ass doctor monkeys
 chhumphrey: Sorry, you've got a case of the politicians
 Knice: "Well, there's your problem."
 Unbathed: Pass the ammunition.
Image 87451   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Image 87450 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. Your image was bad, waynelord.
Score:
937
 
 draakeragon: My little nightmare
 Jotun: racist if real
 E. HONDA: One part A.A. Milne, one part H.R. Giger
 hajjpodge: d e h u m...I can't do it. I'm going to have nightmares now.
 indolentia: and thus, making sweet love to my winnie the pooh bear was never the same.
 Frank herbert: @VoR and I forgot I can!
 Frank herbert: vvvv. sigh. winnie the derp
 Frank herbert: winning the derp
 morakdais: Winning the ooh God no
 VoR: @Kalos If only you had purple powers of edit. - I'll try not to lord it up too much
 Kalos: @Kalos Damned Horse link made me doublepost!
 Kalos: Apparently it isn't only Horses that have people chompers
 a sedated moose: Hi, Puglot. Has you many honey's? Or bother.
 chhumphrey: Pooh must have been at the dentist.
 VoR: They're never the same face to face.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh my, no.
Image 87449   03-02-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
483
 
 draakeragon: Impaled trouts advice
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Mmm fish
 sumodrsn: Puppy Baby Monkey 2.0
 Micro Jackson: Not here
 9inchfails: Roflmaogwbbq
 seam: if you're in the ocean as soon as you step "outdoors" you need to move
 Warrax: Try a vacation in bizarro land, where the ocean is snow, fish ski and you can sail on the beach!
 why the long face: The Canadians weigh in ... I should have figured.
 ModelTRex: Stop trying to ski, fish. Go home, you're drunk.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Magma sailing is overrated
Image 87448   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mom
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