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205065  realjon: christ, that's an ugly dog

205051  Robespierre: @t48 Does your dad say "Okeley Dokely" all the time as well?

205051  Robespierre: What; from OtterPops' limited edition "Abject Depression" series of flavours?

204980  Mr Shifty: Bit less able and with wine to be honest!

205050  Ulillillia: lol he fat

205054  Ulillillia: @marxist I read it with a Russian accent

205010  Mr Shifty: @Robespierre My origin story starts in a South East Asian country... Doesn't involve that crazy place at all (thankfully).

205045  a robot: God damn, I haven't seen a Shakey's since about 1993.....even as I kid I thought it was awful. Sub Chuck-E-Cheese even.

204975  Robespierre: Wild and wacky, curious and kookie, mysterious and spooky, altogether ookie; that 's India for you.

205050  a robot: What the hell is the point of this?

204971  Mr Shifty: Mistakes were made.

205054  a robot: I mean this is pretty nice advice actually.

205056  Robespierre: If this is the Nostromo Edition, what are YOU doing with it?

204975  Mr Shifty: @Yurishiro And death. Elephants. Monkeys. Loads of stuff. There's this one Goddess who's a river. Gosh, it's a funny country.

205010  Robespierre: @Mr Shifty Let me remind you: *Ahem* ... Hi, this is Vince for ShamWOW...

204976  Mr Shifty: Great tattoo bro.

204981  Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

205003  Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

205048  ChubbyBuddy: ok well thanks bud nice doing business with you bye *shaking fist* hey get back here you shyster this is CHEESE ravioli

205063  Morpen Lungus: Wales, where the women are scarce and the sheep are nervous.

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204951 Ulillillia: @Skaalar Sweet!

204854 Spazstatic: Actually it looks like most of their comments have been removed, at least ones where someone replied to them.

205003 Robespierre: @Yurishiro There IS a @Waffletron, yes. But there is only ONE @WaffleIron.

204981 Mr Shifty: Yeah, I had a filly cheesesnake, so fucking what? Gonna call the Sandwich Police?

204875 BILL DOOR: THESE MUFFINS CANNOT BE BUGGERED.

204996 Mr Shifty: Same. Managed to destroy 3 marriages like that.

205004 Air Biscuit: @bug @Shay i thought they all wore black skimasks so you cant recognize them while they steal your datas.

204930 Robespierre: Chumps.

204892 Side Boob: Bottom outlet is still good, right?

204876 apoxia: How could this go wrong?



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11. Supermansbrother: 2288 points
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Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 VoR: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
Score:
527
 
 draakeragon: If only every problem was this easy
 White Rice: @Catcat ah, but it's the cat calling the owner mom in this situation, not the other way around.
 Niels Bohr: I think my dog as more like a retarded brother than my child. Sort of a Mice and Men relationship. "Tell me about the rabbits George".
 Pikachu: @Catcat What's there to detest? They love their little pet so much it has become part of their family. Calling them their children just reaffirms the bond.
 Falstaff: This is dumb but it made me laugh, so fine I'll vote rad but only in protest.
 Ulillillia: Oh my God. You can talk!
 Dobly: @Catcat Yeah, I cant bring myself to bad it, but
 Catcat: While I detest people who consider/call themselves the parents of their pet, I do like this comic for some reason
Image 87456   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
335
 
 draakeragon: Are those red people floating?
 A duck: @Scoo: It's long, hard, full of seamen, goes months without being seen by anyone, has strange bumps and knobs, etc.
 indolentia: yo mama's dildo.
 sundragon: the seamen of the U.S.S. Blueballs
 misterjoe: The hunt for the Red October is over!!
 Frank herbert: is this one of those 5 dollar subs?
 nlx27: Just the tip then
 chhumphrey: @grizzly but I don't even know 'er!
 grizzly: @Science Nope. Bangor.
 Science: Looks like Groton?
 drhilljack: More seamen on the poop deck
 Scoo: something something 'full of seamen'
Image 87455   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
730
 
 draakeragon: But does it contain Sean Paul?
 Poop Bird: oi!!!!
 grizzly: @hurr as do I.
 hurr: @Gomi Day thank you for letting me know about those sweet tunes :) really thank you
 Coolguy: You know what? Jamaican me crazy...
 mickeyd: said nobody ever
 CrustyDusty: The Selecter. inb4 "that's two-tone blah blah blah", it was ska-revival.
 communist: They are stoned, probably.
 sir toke a lot: [That style of music] is shit, everyone knows REAL artists were all producing when i was in my asolescent years, [my preferred styles of music] is where it's at!
 Gomi Day: i'm listening to king stitt as i scrolled upon this. for that, it gets a rad.
 Dobly: "oh well lets destroy this record before that knock on wood song comes out"
 Robespierre: The Skatalites! Suddenly, it's 1963 again.
 hurr: i like almost all the ska waves. pls don't hate
 Mexico: If it's vintage, it's fine.
Image 87454   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
637
 
 nlx27: been
 nlx27: even asian chick are weary thinking of the all places his noodly appendages must 've have
 hurr: please you are hurting my religious feelings @Frank herbert
 hurr: poster! NOW!!
 Frank herbert: where are the stained glass asian chicks for this hentai?
 Borb Prembus: i actually laughed
 CrustyDusty: @msmstud: and if you conflate "separation of Church and State" with "elimination of Church from My State", I won't even mention how effing funny it gets. Wear nice clothes in a hall of mirrors. :)
 msmstud: If you usurp the failed separation of church and state with nonsense, you are effing funny, and documented as such in history.
 Bone Loc: @nlx27 In FSM's name we pray, ramen.
 hnnngh: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.
 nlx27: R'amen
 Kalos: *dons colander*
 Ulillillia: Mom's spaghetti
Image 87453   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 87452 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. Boo, greg.
Score:
249
 
 draakeragon: uhhhhhh...
 matos: indeed @chhumphrey
 thratchen: "dat ass"
 a sedated moose: @Unbathed pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!
 Dobly: ass doctor monkeys
 chhumphrey: Sorry, you've got a case of the politicians
 Knice: "Well, there's your problem."
 Unbathed: Pass the ammunition.
Image 87451   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Image 87450 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. Boo, waynelord.
Score:
937
 
 draakeragon: My little nightmare
 Jotun: racist if real
 E. HONDA: One part A.A. Milne, one part H.R. Giger
 hajjpodge: d e h u m...I can't do it. I'm going to have nightmares now.
 indolentia: and thus, making sweet love to my winnie the pooh bear was never the same.
 Frank herbert: @VoR and I forgot I can!
 Frank herbert: vvvv. sigh. winnie the derp
 Frank herbert: winning the derp
 morakdais: Winning the ooh God no
 VoR: @Kalos If only you had purple powers of edit. - I'll try not to lord it up too much
 Kalos: @Kalos Damned Horse link made me doublepost!
 Kalos: Apparently it isn't only Horses that have people chompers
 a sedated moose: Hi, Puglot. Has you many honey's? Or bother.
 chhumphrey: Pooh must have been at the dentist.
 VoR: They're never the same face to face.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh my, no.
Image 87449   03-02-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
483
 
 draakeragon: Impaled trouts advice
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Mmm fish
 sumodrsn: Puppy Baby Monkey 2.0
 Micro Jackson: Not here
 9inchfails: Roflmaogwbbq
 seam: if you're in the ocean as soon as you step "outdoors" you need to move
 Warrax: Try a vacation in bizarro land, where the ocean is snow, fish ski and you can sail on the beach!
 Robespierre: The Canadians weigh in ... I should have figured.
 ModelTRex: Stop trying to ski, fish. Go home, you're drunk.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Magma sailing is overrated
Image 87448   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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