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216564  WTF: Use Mr. Sparkle

216494  Felicity: @duckfarts Todays fish is trout a la creme. Enjoy your meal

216495  Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216504  Peter Pantsless: @Felicity @RiderFan We're allowed to kill them now. Guess I don't have to worry about Thanksgiving anymore

216578  Brain: Oh. My. God. How is that baby floating in mid air?!

216499  Felicity: Plot twist: the purple aliens are our future descendants, coming back to visit the ruins of Earth

216501  Felicity: @Skaalar Thats OK, because were still the most important thing in the universe :-)

216504  Felicity: @Peter Pantsless They taste like a loud, constantly-crapping chicken. [Source: John Keister]

216563  charlemagne: I'd send that one back to the kinder egg people and get your pound back

216568  DarkTeddy: Im 22 and im the right

216511  Felicity: Ghostbusters?

216513  Felicity: Did the cat take the photo of himself?

216575  melted plastic: The black cat has claimed you as its family. Not accepting him might be dangerous to your health.. I too have been claimed by a black cat.. Watch your back.

216516  Felicity: I love it when cats give you the sarcastic cat look

216517  Felicity: @winwolf Did you see that article about the cat who wanted a cheeseburger? Good reporting

216573  shark: I was born and raised in the Soviet Union and I remember that day. No matter what the propaganda says, our television programs were halted with the news and it was depicted as a terrible tragedy. Radio was covering this as well. No celebration, no "ha, stupid Americans", none of that. Simply a call to a moment of silence for the loss of fellow human beings. We even had a special assembly the next

216565  Yam: Id really like this image without the caption. Dont get me wrong, I like the caption too

216564  RiderFan: This is why I give a look of disgust to people who complain about having to wash the dishes when they use a dishwasher.

216537  Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216573  deathawaits: I hated the way the media covered the victims: Christa McAuliffe and 6 anonymous others. Seemed such a disservice to them.

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216490 Yurishiro: HEY! How did you know I have "you reading this comic now." tattooed on my face?

216326 aoaoaoao: @dangerkeith3000 damn

216346 Robespierre: The Miss-A-Shift-er! It's patented! Order NOW!

216436 Cami: @Air Biscuit Things go South long before they melt. If you need to spray and pray on this level you need one of the good guy guns from a John Woo movie.

216356 glenalec: I see a crater with ejecta. Ewwwww.

216537 Not A Bot: Grab a Remora and make yourself at home!

216539 jochenau: Oil heaters are RAD. I have no idea why people bother with those stupid space heaters that sear a small patch in front of them and leave everything else freezing.

216495 Felicity: @sparename Keep going until you hear the crunch

216475 raditzu: heavy breathing

216395 Niels Bohr: Shout shout let it all out.



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Score:
274
 
 draakeragon: Please keep the workspace sane. An insane workplace doesn't take it's meds
 Christina: @chhumphrey Someone else doesn't know how to make snapshots of computer screens using the computer itself.
 msmstud: (Bumming off of Demetri Martin.) "...ladies."
 Kalos: That "We'll soon be having mandatory sexual harassment training" look
 chhumphrey: Someone didn't proofread the answers... and why are the people in the background doing the Macarena?
 HermwoodLitmajor: You don't have to be crazy to work here, but it helps
 VoR: Ctrl, Alt + Del
Image 87457   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeOtherCanadian
Score:
527
 
 draakeragon: If only every problem was this easy
 White Rice: @Catcat ah, but it's the cat calling the owner mom in this situation, not the other way around.
 Niels Bohr: I think my dog as more like a retarded brother than my child. Sort of a Mice and Men relationship. "Tell me about the rabbits George".
 Pikachu: @Catcat What's there to detest? They love their little pet so much it has become part of their family. Calling them their children just reaffirms the bond.
 Falstaff: This is dumb but it made me laugh, so fine I'll vote rad but only in protest.
 Ulillillia: Oh my God. You can talk!
 Dobly: @Catcat Yeah, I cant bring myself to bad it, but
 Catcat: While I detest people who consider/call themselves the parents of their pet, I do like this comic for some reason
Image 87456   03-02-16   Uploaded by    mickeyd
Score:
335
 
 draakeragon: Are those red people floating?
 A duck: @Scoo: It's long, hard, full of seamen, goes months without being seen by anyone, has strange bumps and knobs, etc.
 indolentia: yo mama's dildo.
 sundragon: the seamen of the U.S.S. Blueballs
 misterjoe: The hunt for the Red October is over!!
 Frank herbert: is this one of those 5 dollar subs?
 nlx27: Just the tip then
 chhumphrey: @grizzly but I don't even know 'er!
 grizzly: @Science Nope. Bangor.
 Science: Looks like Groton?
 drhilljack: More seamen on the poop deck
 Scoo: something something 'full of seamen'
Image 87455   03-02-16   Uploaded by    A duck
Score:
730
 
 draakeragon: But does it contain Sean Paul?
 Poop Bird: oi!!!!
 grizzly: @hurr as do I.
 hurr: @Gomi Day thank you for letting me know about those sweet tunes :) really thank you
 Coolguy: You know what? Jamaican me crazy...
 mickeyd: said nobody ever
 CrustyDusty: The Selecter. inb4 "that's two-tone blah blah blah", it was ska-revival.
 communist: They are stoned, probably.
 sir toke a lot: [That style of music] is shit, everyone knows REAL artists were all producing when i was in my asolescent years, [my preferred styles of music] is where it's at!
 Gomi Day: i'm listening to king stitt as i scrolled upon this. for that, it gets a rad.
 Dobly: "oh well lets destroy this record before that knock on wood song comes out"
 Robespierre: The Skatalites! Suddenly, it's 1963 again.
 hurr: i like almost all the ska waves. pls don't hate
 Mexico: If it's vintage, it's fine.
Image 87454   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
637
 
 nlx27: been
 nlx27: even asian chick are weary thinking of the all places his noodly appendages must 've have
 hurr: please you are hurting my religious feelings @Frank herbert
 hurr: poster! NOW!!
 Frank herbert: where are the stained glass asian chicks for this hentai?
 Borb Prembus: i actually laughed
 CrustyDusty: @msmstud: and if you conflate "separation of Church and State" with "elimination of Church from My State", I won't even mention how effing funny it gets. Wear nice clothes in a hall of mirrors. :)
 msmstud: If you usurp the failed separation of church and state with nonsense, you are effing funny, and documented as such in history.
 Bone Loc: @nlx27 In FSM's name we pray, ramen.
 hnnngh: Flying Spaghetti Monster was never funny. It was never clever.
 nlx27: R'amen
 Kalos: *dons colander*
 Ulillillia: Mom's spaghetti
Image 87453   03-02-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Image 87452 is unbelievably bad (score -18) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by greg. We'll pray for you, greg.
Score:
249
 
 draakeragon: uhhhhhh...
 matos: indeed @chhumphrey
 thratchen: "dat ass"
 a sedated moose: @Unbathed pass the Lord and praise the ammunition!
 Dobly: ass doctor monkeys
 chhumphrey: Sorry, you've got a case of the politicians
 Knice: "Well, there's your problem."
 Unbathed: Pass the ammunition.
Image 87451   03-02-16   Uploaded by    windmill78
Image 87450 is unbelievably bad (score -25) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by waynelord. We'll pray for you, waynelord.
Score:
937
 
 draakeragon: My little nightmare
 Jotun: racist if real
 E. HONDA: One part A.A. Milne, one part H.R. Giger
 hajjpodge: d e h u m...I can't do it. I'm going to have nightmares now.
 indolentia: and thus, making sweet love to my winnie the pooh bear was never the same.
 Frank herbert: @VoR and I forgot I can!
 Frank herbert: vvvv. sigh. winnie the derp
 Frank herbert: winning the derp
 morakdais: Winning the ooh God no
 VoR: @Kalos If only you had purple powers of edit. - I'll try not to lord it up too much
 Kalos: @Kalos Damned Horse link made me doublepost!
 Kalos: Apparently it isn't only Horses that have people chompers
 a sedated moose: Hi, Puglot. Has you many honey's? Or bother.
 chhumphrey: Pooh must have been at the dentist.
 VoR: They're never the same face to face.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Oh my, no.
Image 87449   03-02-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
483
 
 draakeragon: Impaled trouts advice
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Mmm fish
 sumodrsn: Puppy Baby Monkey 2.0
 Micro Jackson: Not here
 9inchfails: Roflmaogwbbq
 seam: if you're in the ocean as soon as you step "outdoors" you need to move
 Warrax: Try a vacation in bizarro land, where the ocean is snow, fish ski and you can sail on the beach!
 Robespierre: The Canadians weigh in ... I should have figured.
 ModelTRex: Stop trying to ski, fish. Go home, you're drunk.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Magma sailing is overrated
Image 87448   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
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