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257516  Science: Well, Well, Milton Bradley's got a def one / It's a Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister) / Yeah, all the girls and homeboys / Playin' Twister (Twister, Twister, Twister!) / Spin the spinner and call the shot / Twister ties you up in a knot

257609  rachel: Also, just wanted to mention that Mike did an amazing job. He gave that kid the works! Hot lather, full face shave, aftershave, and a hot towel treatment, as well as the back massage that comes with every shave!

257597  Shay: "Wait, this tastes funny. Oh crap, it's poison ivy."

257545  Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257561  Science: @Fiveninety: Some clocks are secured to the wall.

257487  bubbles: @Side Boob huh?

257598  WTF: "Your dog's bark sounds a little off." "Yeah, today he's a little hoarse."

257599  Knice: That's nice, dear.

257598  Teechur: Bye bye, Lil' Sebastian....

257442  Teechur: There should be a moooon orbiting her.

257586  Teechur: I hope you find your Dad, Buddy. Thanks, Mr. Narwhal.

257592  Teechur: A little Viagra and he should be up in no time.

257593  Teechur: Oh hai!

257597  Bohab: Bun-bun?

257574  WTF: I didn't think it possible but Melania looks even trashier.

257536  Side Boob: @Mr. Shine MUHAHAHAHA! *tents fingers evilly*

257545  Side Boob: Before joining Starfleet, Montgomery Scott was a cop.

257595  Mr. Whiskers: Cutie of North Korea

257575  WTF: @Mexico You know why?

257592  Spazstatic: Why isn't it bleeding from the actual break point?

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257348 Urn BooUrn: @FabricMan It's a Dinghy!

257558 Spazstatic: @a sedated moose thank goodness. Enjoy your vacation and drunkenness!

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257555 tib gubb: the cribbler

257508 Whatever: I didnt know that the Teenage Ninja Turtles has an auntie

257545 Science: Cap'n - it seems there is a wee problem with the transporter...

257326 Not A Bot: So instead of smothering my victims with their pillow, I can just shoot them with their freedom blanket

257301 Munkybut: That dude is 11 feet tall

257414 BavidDowie: @petepuma trunk is full of copies of 'The Grapes of Wrath.' Big Steinbeck buff.

257330 BavidDowie: Don't worry, just got a new blower



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Score:
301
 
 JackSkellington: @Janston what is that? "Come to this corner in the next 45mins for an ass kicking"?
 Frank herbert: yes yes yes.... no. I tried because of boobs. but no.
 Janston: What did you about my girlfriend? Say that to my face, fucker, not online.
 Warezlock: Another fine product from the folks at Devian Tart?
 Kalos: Suckle suckle
 SomeCanadian: This is so bad it gave me cancer.
 bigbison: uhhhhhhhh
Image 87447   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
501
 
 Skaalar: "Human. My tummy is unstroked. Rectify this at once."
 indolentia: bullet time dive.
 cenecia: U like wut u c?
 morakdais: Lord of the dance cat
 Unbathed: Carpet has claws.
 Mexico: Bitch, please.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Snowball needs her nails trimmed.
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a trap.
Image 87446   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
433
 
 draakeragon: The average D&D party
 Penultimate Grunongo: Kinda tired after a long day of FCLORPing.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Imagine for a moment the terrible decisions that led us to this point.
 Skaalar: And so, we went to war.
 hosehorse: ummmmmmm
 Lutha: when i saw this pic led zeppelin's immigrant song popped into my head
 Christina: Must be going to a church that has stained glass like #87453.
 Janston: Oh are some fucking nerds remaking Eyes Wide Shut?
 ModelTRex: What's the over-under on them walking in slow motion?
 morakdais: Owl see you at the renn faire
 Unbathed: Our quest: a uniform designer.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 2nd from the left appears to have some sort of Gun-Dong thing going on there
 Kalos: Guardians of Ga'Hoole protecting our fields
 NoRagrets: Those are some angry birds
 EGG: Bitch, i'm fabulous!
 chhumphrey: This Power Rangers fanfic is weird
 Christina: Fearsome and fabulous pirates!
 SomeCanadian: Off on the noble quest to stay perpetual vigins
Image 87445   03-02-16   Uploaded by    FeckingBirdsAgain
Score:
676
 
 tib gubb: ah, this makes me laugh
 balloon: @frankherbert thanks bro
 Micro Jackson: If he had a brain, it would be exploding by now
 Skaalar: The lights are on, but nobody's home.
 CuriouSir: im at a loss as to what i should be finding funny (or ANYTHING for that matter) in this picture.
 Frank herbert: @TrollAscetic put a pound sign in from of image number for link
 Wort Mumpus: thinking of Image 87439
 sundragon: hehe .... he said "hole"!
 Frank herbert: that's oddly how his butt worked, he mused
 mrmaestro: Huh?
 Scoo: He;s thinking about thos beans
 NoRagrets: He's thinking dirty thoughts
 flushpuppy: He thought it was just a hole that a worm made.
 Mr. Shine: Mind = blown
Image 87444   03-02-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
926
 
 Booty Kicker: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 berlin: nope - I blinked. We need a reshoot
 Teechur: How can I be there...if I'm here....looking at there?
 thratchen: A comprehensive selfie for everyone.
 Frank herbert: this map sucks. I'm clearly not there
 DerMantis: @Catcat yer naked mom?
 Catcat: "The stars are almost right. My time comes!" - satanist Mars probe
 Catcat: your mom is almost visible with the naked eye
Image 87443   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
374
 
 homeless: "Hey....Why do they call it taking a shit...when you're leaving the shit behind?... Woah" - My Super High Boss the Other Day
 DrinkMixMan: Good riddance, you piece of shit
 Mr.Cadwallader: really dont have time for that. just mail me any belongings
 eradicator: Don't tell me what to do!
 Air Biscuit: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Image 87442   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
448
 
 nlx27: seriously, i qhave had plenty 'o' turkish friends , raki is lions milk
 Jeannie C: @Nix27, I have heard Arrak called Tiger's Milk.
 Korrok: @shitshow If they've ever made fun of Tayyip Erdogan -like, say, comparing him to Gollum/Smeagol- they are.
 hurr: dude on the left ...i don't even know what to say
 seam: javier bardem?
 Spray Tan: Should have posted a dog
 Joe Bird: Yes, verrry naaaice.
 luxuslurch: @shitshow Everybody in Turkey is in prison today.
 nlx27: Hmm Lion milk
 Poop van Pants: Two wild and craaazeeee guys !!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Not until Trump wins.
 shitshow: Are they in prison?
Image 87441   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Image 87440 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Sydney. You have brought shame on us, Sydney.
Score:
426
 
 Throb: Hehe, both holes look like buttholes, but you can't get a flaccid weenie into a butthole because it's too tight!
 JackSkellington: Oh hey look a worm hole...
 Frank herbert: @Mitchell and the worms from dune always reminded me of grown up worms from tremors, minus the stupid other life stages
 Frank herbert: deathworm.
 Mitchell: The spiiiice!
 Unbathed: Am I happy to see you!
 Remp Wulgus: a portal to another place in the galaxy
 SomeCanadian: Sarlaac, you do me a frighten.
 Christina: Pearly penile papules?
Image 87439   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Bountiful Tumescence
Score:
813
 
 Micro Jackson: Will it go 'round in circles?
 fanny: what does the fox say? ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
 Janston: "ok, guys, I'm ready to go to space."
 WTF: One weird trick to get your Chihuahua's fur nice and fluffy.
 SomeCanadian: Firefox is (front) loading...
Image 87438   03-02-16   Uploaded by    durian
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