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249413  Knice: Someone's had work done.

249404  Gomi Day: don't dox me :

249410  Shay: EAT YER POTASSIUM KIDDIE OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE ME!!!

249410  Knice: Beauty of North Korapple

249392  Gomi Day: in a land where ministers murder golf pros

249412  Nope: Such a great couple.

249399  Gomi Day: niiice.

249351  Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249359  Knice: @Peter Pantsless Google tells me this is actually a thing. *eyes glaze; trembling hand reaches for credit card*

249410  jochenau: Cap'n 'Quita, Scourge of the High Seas

249390  jochenau: No expiration date? Load up the printer, boys, we're making money tonight!

249397  jochenau: There wasn't enough money to hire a bouncer, and passive-aggressive notes are cheap.

249387  Knice: The rare boopfish.

249407  jochenau: What fast food joint is this that serves margaritas, and where can I find it?

249385  Not A Bot: I worthwhile have say to nothing.

249404  itskando: And then he made tonight weird, as intended.

249389  Shay: The lesser known war tactic used by the Nazis in WWII: a giant balloon full of bees.

249384  WTF: @barfolomew To make it less creepy they renamed it "Human Flesh"

249407  itskando: Huh. Seems legit

249404  WTF: Just another typical Friday night...

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249320 fanny: Who let the dogs out? who? who?

249351 Knice: Paging @carpwoman!

249324 Micro Jackson: 6 days old, and already four feet!

249189 lebron: wow @jochenau!!!

249142 dangerkeith3000: @funny in the wall I order potatoes/hashbrowns for breakfast just to give me an excuse to eat ketchup.

249319 Felicity: Christina Superstar?

249228 VeeKay: @GoGo Robotto Objection!

249187 Passive: Mrs. Jones, are you trying to seduce me?

249182 tib gubb: it's in your butt boi

249333 Felicity: Russian roulette just got tedious



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Score:
301
 
 JackSkellington: @Janston what is that? "Come to this corner in the next 45mins for an ass kicking"?
 Frank herbert: yes yes yes.... no. I tried because of boobs. but no.
 Janston: What did you about my girlfriend? Say that to my face, fucker, not online.
 Warezlock: Another fine product from the folks at Devian Tart?
 Kalos: Suckle suckle
 SomeCanadian: This is so bad it gave me cancer.
 bigbison: uhhhhhhhh
Image 87447   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
501
 
 Skaalar: "Human. My tummy is unstroked. Rectify this at once."
 indolentia: bullet time dive.
 cenecia: U like wut u c?
 morakdais: Lord of the dance cat
 Unbathed: Carpet has claws.
 Mexico: Bitch, please.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Snowball needs her nails trimmed.
 SomeCanadian: This is clearly a trap.
Image 87446   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Rocky XLVII
Score:
433
 
 draakeragon: The average D&D party
 Penultimate Grunongo: Kinda tired after a long day of FCLORPing.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Imagine for a moment the terrible decisions that led us to this point.
 Skaalar: And so, we went to war.
 hosehorse: ummmmmmm
 Lutha: when i saw this pic led zeppelin's immigrant song popped into my head
 Christina: Must be going to a church that has stained glass like #87453.
 Janston: Oh are some fucking nerds remaking Eyes Wide Shut?
 ModelTRex: What's the over-under on them walking in slow motion?
 morakdais: Owl see you at the renn faire
 Unbathed: Our quest: a uniform designer.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 2nd from the left appears to have some sort of Gun-Dong thing going on there
 Kalos: Guardians of Ga'Hoole protecting our fields
 NoRagrets: Those are some angry birds
 EGG: Bitch, i'm fabulous!
 chhumphrey: This Power Rangers fanfic is weird
 Christina: Fearsome and fabulous pirates!
 SomeCanadian: Off on the noble quest to stay perpetual vigins
Image 87445   03-02-16   Uploaded by    FeckingBirdsAgain
Score:
676
 
 tib gubb: ah, this makes me laugh
 balloon: @frankherbert thanks bro
 Micro Jackson: If he had a brain, it would be exploding by now
 Skaalar: The lights are on, but nobody's home.
 CuriouSir: im at a loss as to what i should be finding funny (or ANYTHING for that matter) in this picture.
 Frank herbert: @TrollAscetic put a pound sign in from of image number for link
 Wort Mumpus: thinking of Image 87439
 sundragon: hehe .... he said "hole"!
 Frank herbert: that's oddly how his butt worked, he mused
 mrmaestro: Huh?
 Scoo: He;s thinking about thos beans
 NoRagrets: He's thinking dirty thoughts
 flushpuppy: He thought it was just a hole that a worm made.
 Mr. Shine: Mind = blown
Image 87444   03-02-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
902
 
 GoGo Robotto: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 berlin: nope - I blinked. We need a reshoot
 Teechur: How can I be there...if I'm here....looking at there?
 thratchen: A comprehensive selfie for everyone.
 Frank herbert: this map sucks. I'm clearly not there
 DerMantis: @Catcat yer naked mom?
 Catcat: "The stars are almost right. My time comes!" - satanist Mars probe
 Catcat: your mom is almost visible with the naked eye
Image 87443   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
351
 
 homeless: "Hey....Why do they call it taking a shit...when you're leaving the shit behind?... Woah" - My Super High Boss the Other Day
 DrinkMixMan: Good riddance, you piece of shit
 Mr.Cadwallader: really dont have time for that. just mail me any belongings
 eradicator: Don't tell me what to do!
 Air Biscuit: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Image 87442   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
448
 
 nlx27: seriously, i qhave had plenty 'o' turkish friends , raki is lions milk
 Jeannie C: @Nix27, I have heard Arrak called Tiger's Milk.
 Korrok: @shitshow If they've ever made fun of Tayyip Erdogan -like, say, comparing him to Gollum/Smeagol- they are.
 hurr: dude on the left ...i don't even know what to say
 seam: javier bardem?
 Spray Tan: Should have posted a dog
 Joe Bird: Yes, verrry naaaice.
 luxuslurch: @shitshow Everybody in Turkey is in prison today.
 nlx27: Hmm Lion milk
 Poop van Pants: Two wild and craaazeeee guys !!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Not until Trump wins.
 shitshow: Are they in prison?
Image 87441   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Image 87440 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Sydney. Your image was bad, Sydney.
Score:
426
 
 Throb: Hehe, both holes look like buttholes, but you can't get a flaccid weenie into a butthole because it's too tight!
 JackSkellington: Oh hey look a worm hole...
 Frank herbert: @Mitchell and the worms from dune always reminded me of grown up worms from tremors, minus the stupid other life stages
 Frank herbert: deathworm.
 Mitchell: The spiiiice!
 Unbathed: Am I happy to see you!
 Remp Wulgus: a portal to another place in the galaxy
 SomeCanadian: Sarlaac, you do me a frighten.
 Christina: Pearly penile papules?
Image 87439   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Bountiful Tumescence
Score:
787
 
 Micro Jackson: Will it go 'round in circles?
 fanny: what does the fox say? ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
 Janston: "ok, guys, I'm ready to go to space."
 WTF: One weird trick to get your Chihuahua's fur nice and fluffy.
 SomeCanadian: Firefox is (front) loading...
Image 87438   03-02-16   Uploaded by    durian
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