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269102  Micro Jackson: The smells

269103  Micro Jackson: Fuck that underwater shit

269104  Micro Jackson: Severe overfloof

269108  Micro Jackson: Can't you just ring the bell and leave it on the porch like all the other FedEx guys?

269114  Micro Jackson: Gary!

269118  Micro Jackson: That's a bit of a stretch

269119  Micro Jackson: Nice toes

269120  Micro Jackson: Quork! Quork!

269122  Micro Jackson: Yar! A stow-away!

269098  Beeble: Also obligatory u/u combo!

269098  Beeble: winterplans.jpg

269116  Annoying Vegan : Please do not kill bees. There are people you can call who will relocate them for free.

269125  flushpuppy: Top 10 anime battles

269092  dangerkeith3000: Or send a polaroid picture like I did.

269097  dangerkeith3000: They knew. THEY KNEW!

269107  dangerkeith3000: Haha somebody skeet on his face.

269108  dangerkeith3000: Anyway, here's Wonderwall...

269111  dangerkeith3000: Looks like someone busted a nut.

269112  dangerkeith3000: Faberge avocado

269116  dangerkeith3000: I don't see how that stick will be of any help.

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268926 In The Pocket: Voted rad for this @jochenau...

268903 Felicity: @dangerkeith3000 It won't live up to all the buzz?

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

269011 Science: "I am Gunnery Sgt. Hartman, your senior drill instructor. From now on you will speak only when spoken to, and the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be 'Sir.' Do you maggots understand that?"

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268972 Side Boob: While you were working a shitty job to support your family, I studied the blade.

268954 Felicity: The Hidden 3

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268747 a robot: @Side Boob Ovenception



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Score:
433
 
 draakeragon: The average D&D party
 Penultimate Grunongo: Kinda tired after a long day of FCLORPing.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Imagine for a moment the terrible decisions that led us to this point.
 Skaalar: And so, we went to war.
 hosehorse: ummmmmmm
 Lutha: when i saw this pic led zeppelin's immigrant song popped into my head
 Christina: Must be going to a church that has stained glass like #87453.
 Janston: Oh are some fucking nerds remaking Eyes Wide Shut?
 ModelTRex: What's the over-under on them walking in slow motion?
 morakdais: Owl see you at the renn faire
 Unbathed: Our quest: a uniform designer.
 SomeOtherCanadian: 2nd from the left appears to have some sort of Gun-Dong thing going on there
 Kalos: Guardians of Ga'Hoole protecting our fields
 NoRagrets: Those are some angry birds
 EGG: Bitch, i'm fabulous!
 chhumphrey: This Power Rangers fanfic is weird
 Christina: Fearsome and fabulous pirates!
 SomeCanadian: Off on the noble quest to stay perpetual vigins
Image 87445   03-02-16   Uploaded by    FeckingBirdsAgain
Score:
676
 
 tib gubb: ah, this makes me laugh
 balloon: @frankherbert thanks bro
 Micro Jackson: If he had a brain, it would be exploding by now
 Skaalar: The lights are on, but nobody's home.
 CuriouSir: im at a loss as to what i should be finding funny (or ANYTHING for that matter) in this picture.
 Frank herbert: @TrollAscetic put a pound sign in from of image number for link
 Wort Mumpus: thinking of Image 87439
 sundragon: hehe .... he said "hole"!
 Frank herbert: that's oddly how his butt worked, he mused
 mrmaestro: Huh?
 logan: He;s thinking about thos beans
 NoRagrets: He's thinking dirty thoughts
 flushpuppy: He thought it was just a hole that a worm made.
 Big Beagler: Mind = blown
Image 87444   03-02-16   Uploaded by    melted plastic
Score:
926
 
 Booty Kicker: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
 berlin: nope - I blinked. We need a reshoot
 Teechur: How can I be there...if I'm here....looking at there?
 thratchen: A comprehensive selfie for everyone.
 Frank herbert: this map sucks. I'm clearly not there
 DerMantis: @Catcat yer naked mom?
 Catcat: "The stars are almost right. My time comes!" - satanist Mars probe
 Catcat: your mom is almost visible with the naked eye
Image 87443   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
Score:
374
 
 homeless: "Hey....Why do they call it taking a shit...when you're leaving the shit behind?... Woah" - My Super High Boss the Other Day
 DrinkMixMan: Good riddance, you piece of shit
 Mr.Cadwallader: really dont have time for that. just mail me any belongings
 eradicator: Don't tell me what to do!
 Air Biscuit: Parting is such sweet sorrow
Image 87442   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
448
 
 nlx27: seriously, i qhave had plenty 'o' turkish friends , raki is lions milk
 Jeannie C: @Nix27, I have heard Arrak called Tiger's Milk.
 Korrok: @shitshow If they've ever made fun of Tayyip Erdogan -like, say, comparing him to Gollum/Smeagol- they are.
 hurr: dude on the left ...i don't even know what to say
 seam: javier bardem?
 Spray Tan: Should have posted a dog
 Joe Bird: Yes, verrry naaaice.
 luxuslurch: @shitshow Everybody in Turkey is in prison today.
 nlx27: Hmm Lion milk
 Poop van Pants: Two wild and craaazeeee guys !!
 SomeOtherCanadian: Not until Trump wins.
 shitshow: Are they in prison?
Image 87441   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Image 87440 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Sydney. Boo, Sydney.
Score:
426
 
 Throb: Hehe, both holes look like buttholes, but you can't get a flaccid weenie into a butthole because it's too tight!
 JackSkellington: Oh hey look a worm hole...
 Frank herbert: @Mitchell and the worms from dune always reminded me of grown up worms from tremors, minus the stupid other life stages
 Frank herbert: deathworm.
 Mitchell: The spiiiice!
 Unbathed: Am I happy to see you!
 Remp Wulgus: a portal to another place in the galaxy
 SomeCanadian: Sarlaac, you do me a frighten.
 Christina: Pearly penile papules?
Image 87439   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Bountiful Tumescence
Score:
813
 
 Micro Jackson: Will it go 'round in circles?
 fanny: what does the fox say? ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
 Janston: "ok, guys, I'm ready to go to space."
 WTF: One weird trick to get your Chihuahua's fur nice and fluffy.
 SomeCanadian: Firefox is (front) loading...
Image 87438   03-02-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
332
 
 Jeannie C: True dat.
 Lutha: and you don't need to go to the grocery store if you can find things to eat between your toes (look it up)
 sir toke a lot: M'linux
 SomeOtherCanadian: Pixel count: moderate.
 AdamBomb286: The new Leisure Suit Larry looks pretty good
 SomeCanadian: The lord of all neckbeards.
 windmill78: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about free software?
Image 87437   03-02-16   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
396
 
 Micro Jackson: One sensuous wedgie
 Turts: Damnit! I wasn't logged in when I posted this! Nooo!
 thratchen: Man-thongs are something you invent when you forget what man-ass looks like.
 Father Goose: Skinny buns
 Kalos: I'll take C!
 Science: Suddenly Nauseous
 AdamBomb286: You hardly ever see an amputee as a swimwear model.
 Dobly: Look ppl dont believe it! I wore this to my kids babtism and guess what? I was told there was no God
Image 87436   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Frurb Flumomple
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