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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

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163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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Score:
762
 
 Micro Jackson: Will it go 'round in circles?
 fanny: what does the fox say? ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
 Janston: "ok, guys, I'm ready to go to space."
 WTF: One weird trick to get your Chihuahua's fur nice and fluffy.
 SomeCanadian: Firefox is (front) loading...
Image 87438   03-02-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
332
 
 Jeannie C: True dat.
 Lutha: and you don't need to go to the grocery store if you can find things to eat between your toes (look it up)
 Scoo: M'linux
 SomeOtherCanadian: Pixel count: moderate.
 AdamBomb286: The new Leisure Suit Larry looks pretty good
 SomeCanadian: The lord of all neckbeards.
 windmill78: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about free software?
Image 87437   03-02-16   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
396
 
 Micro Jackson: One sensuous wedgie
 Turts: Damnit! I wasn't logged in when I posted this! Nooo!
 thratchen: Man-thongs are something you invent when you forget what man-ass looks like.
 Father Goose: Skinny buns
 Kalos: I'll take C!
 Science: Suddenly Nauseous
 AdamBomb286: You hardly ever see an amputee as a swimwear model.
 Dobly: Look ppl dont believe it! I wore this to my kids babtism and guess what? I was told there was no God
Image 87436   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Frurb Flumomple
Score:
354
 
 indolentia: "i put this baby in here, and by golly, i can take it out."
 Micro Jackson: Its a good one!
 teletub: That nurse is Hella flexible
 when so: Poopy cowabunga!
 hnnngh: Fuck off, Deadpool.
 Dobly: I love how theres a pug swilling pluming service on here. Know your market!
 SomeCanadian: Yep! That's a baby!
Image 87435   03-02-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
547
 
 oregon man: this seems unnecessary
 Anus: Replacing "Do Not Disturb" signs at Days Inns across the nation
 Kohapi: that's the face of an animal about to be rammed by a car
 AdamBomb286: Letterhead of the U.S. Senate
 Catcat: RAMMING SPEED *drumbeat intensifies*
Image 87434   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
513
 
 Micro Jackson: Save me a fin
 Skaalar: Do... Do light sabers work underwater?
 Anus: Wanna know how I got these scars?
 Scoo: Fun fact: the shark is shooting a frickin' laser from his head right at the Bat-Light
 Christina: Why is that shark alive yet?
 Dobly: "Open wide, Badman!" "Wait I thought you were badman" "Agggh! Aaaaaagh"
 SomeCanadian: Not cannon.
 Lil Buddy: Nope, no switcherino here, I just suck at typing.
 Lil Buddy: Did I really type badman? or is it a new one? Let's see, batman Batman.
 Magma Safe: I remember the shark repellent episode differently
 AdamBomb286: "Because I'm the goddamned Batman, thats why."
 Lil Buddy: "Smile you sonofabitch!" sounds much better in a badman voice.
Image 87433   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
306
 
 blue shoes: hey, don't forget the nuclear subs! thanks, west ed!
 Robespierre: One more time! ...
 Robespierre: Snowden, out of the loop
 Robespierre: Snowden, out of the loop
 Scoo: Nobody fucks with Canada
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Catcat Now that thing was cool, eh? Expensive and useless, but cool.
 Catcat: @SomeOtherCanadian Avro Arrow
 Dobly: God I need some healthcare
 SomeCanadian: Yes, we know. Thanks for reminding us though, eh?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Mostly held peacekeeping roles until the recently ousted conservatives jumped into the middle east and spent tens of billions of fighter jets. Thankfully the liberals have pulled us out near the end of last year (or at least announced as much)
 Catcat: Canadians are so polite because they're ashamed of the bloodlust that burns in their veins. That's why they love hockey, the ersatz battlefield, and that's why JTF-2 is one of the scarier black ops outfits out there.
 AdamBomb286: Tell that to the Canadians that fought on Juno Beach.
 Dobly: well, i guess it already is?
 Dobly: They also have a war helicopter. If shit hits the fan, this will be the coolest helicopter canadas ever had
 WTF: Yes, they know and they've already apologized for having it.
Image 87432   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
241
 
 fanthemadman: He's about to sink the hook..yes..yes..there it is..
 Dobly: i never much cared for rugby
Image 87431   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
245
 
 Knice: @indolentia So anyway, here's Underballs.
 indolentia: tons of flowers because that room smells like rotten crotch and underballs.
 Anus: You had herpes on your head? Yes, of course. Where else would you have it, on your dick?
 Robespierre: John wasn't just a Hair Club member - he was also its president
 hnnngh: @Science Wasn't that great a musician either.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Poop van Pants That was the Pope prior to this one
 Poop van Pants: @SomeOtherCanadian For example, the Pope was a member of the Hitler youth.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science I see where you're coming from, I just don't dig the whole moral relativism thing. Scanning someone's life for their lowest moment and then using that as a metric to judge them and all of their accomplishments as a whole. MLK Jr. Had similar issues, should we stop casting him in a positive light?
 Kohapi: lol i thought someone had circled the chair in the picture with a marker. was wondering what point they were trying to make clear. maybe someone had evaporated, leaving only their clothes.
 Science: @SomeOtherCanadian: I've never seen that they've forgiven him. Also, it's less about me forgiving him and more about dispelling the deification of him. He was not a good person.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science They forgave him, can't you?
 Science: @nlx27: And a pretty bad person in general, especially to his wife and child.
 Air Biscuit: Taking "make love, not war" literally.
 grizzly: Christ, you know it ain't easy.
 Dobly: Good person, Bad person. badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad
 nlx27: worst Beatle ever
 WTF: Make beds, not war.
 AdamBomb286: That's a hair peace? It looks so natural.
Image 87430   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
542
 
 sumodrsn: Ronald McDonald, the College Years.
 Skaalar: Ginger milk is actually a highly addictive narcotic.
 CuriouSir: i have been in this situation before, the expression on his face is reasonable.
 Robespierre: Rob Tyner in Ann Arbor, minutes before his high energy White Panther "Dope, Guns & Fucking In The Streets" days began
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 Warezlock: This porn needs sunscreen.
 windmill78: It's a ginger fly trap: he's stealing their souls
 Dobly: this porn is weird
 WTF: Who knew Bob Ross was such a wild man in college.
 Unbathed: Memories that last a lifetime
 AdamBomb286: Come, suckle, my daughters. My man milk shall sustain you on your journey.
 fanny: young carrot top was still gross
Image 87429   03-02-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
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