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169106  Theimposter: Like the movie 'rubber', but sucks more.

168872  Staida: These should be on the bottom of pizza boxes and other things we don't generally recycle

168879  Staida: When did Bada Bing become 'Ba dum tss?'

168881  Staida: Are you suggesting that we exhale the dangerous greenhouse gas CO2? How long has THIS been going on!!?!??!?!?!!!111eleven

168957  Staida: Is this descriptive of the people? Or an edict to me? Yes... I WILL bone people! Thanks Bone People!

169229  Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?

169044  Staida: People do that all the time, you really ought to be sorry about the terrible cake. Please do not apologize for that with cake.

169300  Peter Pantsless: Here's the second meanest thing I've ever done: 7th grade, sex-ed class. We all got to write an anonymous question and turn it in. I wrote "If white people have white sperm, is mine black?" Only one black kid in the class, a friend at the time. We both laughed later, but I was such an asshole

169101  Ironass: Here are sexier rocks, what this rock aspires to be #150177

169291  Bast Relief: Wow I haven't seen Salad Fingers in a long time.

169139  Staida: But not your talent

169299  Peter Pantsless: I mean I've eaten dog food before, but I just stabbed across the outside with a knife until stuff came out. Being poor is a skill

169043  apoxia: All I've found in the river in my back yard is plastic bags filled with mud.

169160  Ironass: What's up,dawg?

169195  Ironass: I maded deese.

169299  Staida: First your cheap can opener breaks, next it will be that cheap drill. There's a lesson in this.

169079  apoxia: Why the fuck did I train for 9 years to be a clinical psychologist!!

169266  Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169273  Staida: they are good dogs brent

169280  Staida: There better be at least one track featuring Duke Silver

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169255 Mr Blah Blah: So this is how Margret Frigidaire tests to see if the pasta is ready.

169145 a robot: Organ-Player-Bot always was a little preachy :/

169177 antipatterns: Freud called it the "death instinct" but yes there are hedonistic times ahead

169218 ch: This was the role that got John Hodgman those Apple commercials

169220 El Barto: Semantics.

169200 Suburbanmom: SO glad that it is still cool to be a virgin!

169249 Teechur: @funny in the wall I have had limited experience with ferrets, so I will bow to your knowledge. I had a cat that would crap on top of my car and try to cover it up. Star scratches all over the roof. Asscat.

169266 Staida: Just plug right in to the ethernope port

169121 Nwcorset: @tokyopig it wasn't just run of the mill cruelty. He tortured dogs for fun. A very sick individual.

169229 Theimposter: Why are there tentacles?



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Score:
762
 
 Micro Jackson: Will it go 'round in circles?
 fanny: what does the fox say? ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!
 Janston: "ok, guys, I'm ready to go to space."
 WTF: One weird trick to get your Chihuahua's fur nice and fluffy.
 SomeCanadian: Firefox is (front) loading...
Image 87438   03-02-16   Uploaded by    durian
Score:
332
 
 Jeannie C: True dat.
 Lutha: and you don't need to go to the grocery store if you can find things to eat between your toes (look it up)
 Scoo: M'linux
 SomeOtherCanadian: Pixel count: moderate.
 AdamBomb286: The new Leisure Suit Larry looks pretty good
 SomeCanadian: The lord of all neckbeards.
 windmill78: Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about free software?
Image 87437   03-02-16   Uploaded by    kazzy94
Score:
396
 
 Micro Jackson: One sensuous wedgie
 Turts: Damnit! I wasn't logged in when I posted this! Nooo!
 thratchen: Man-thongs are something you invent when you forget what man-ass looks like.
 Father Goose: Skinny buns
 Kalos: I'll take C!
 Science: Suddenly Nauseous
 AdamBomb286: You hardly ever see an amputee as a swimwear model.
 Dobly: Look ppl dont believe it! I wore this to my kids babtism and guess what? I was told there was no God
Image 87436   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Frurb Flumomple
Score:
354
 
 indolentia: "i put this baby in here, and by golly, i can take it out."
 Micro Jackson: Its a good one!
 teletub: That nurse is Hella flexible
 when so: Poopy cowabunga!
 hnnngh: Fuck off, Deadpool.
 Dobly: I love how theres a pug swilling pluming service on here. Know your market!
 SomeCanadian: Yep! That's a baby!
Image 87435   03-02-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
547
 
 oregon man: this seems unnecessary
 Anus: Replacing "Do Not Disturb" signs at Days Inns across the nation
 Kohapi: that's the face of an animal about to be rammed by a car
 AdamBomb286: Letterhead of the U.S. Senate
 Catcat: RAMMING SPEED *drumbeat intensifies*
Image 87434   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Weather
Score:
513
 
 Micro Jackson: Save me a fin
 Skaalar: Do... Do light sabers work underwater?
 Anus: Wanna know how I got these scars?
 Scoo: Fun fact: the shark is shooting a frickin' laser from his head right at the Bat-Light
 Christina: Why is that shark alive yet?
 Dobly: "Open wide, Badman!" "Wait I thought you were badman" "Agggh! Aaaaaagh"
 SomeCanadian: Not cannon.
 Lil Buddy: Nope, no switcherino here, I just suck at typing.
 Lil Buddy: Did I really type badman? or is it a new one? Let's see, batman Batman.
 Magma Safe: I remember the shark repellent episode differently
 AdamBomb286: "Because I'm the goddamned Batman, thats why."
 Lil Buddy: "Smile you sonofabitch!" sounds much better in a badman voice.
Image 87433   03-02-16   Uploaded by    UglyPuggles
Score:
306
 
 blue shoes: hey, don't forget the nuclear subs! thanks, west ed!
 Robespierre: One more time! ...
 Robespierre: Snowden, out of the loop
 Robespierre: Snowden, out of the loop
 Scoo: Nobody fucks with Canada
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Catcat Now that thing was cool, eh? Expensive and useless, but cool.
 Catcat: @SomeOtherCanadian Avro Arrow
 Dobly: God I need some healthcare
 SomeCanadian: Yes, we know. Thanks for reminding us though, eh?
 SomeOtherCanadian: Mostly held peacekeeping roles until the recently ousted conservatives jumped into the middle east and spent tens of billions of fighter jets. Thankfully the liberals have pulled us out near the end of last year (or at least announced as much)
 Catcat: Canadians are so polite because they're ashamed of the bloodlust that burns in their veins. That's why they love hockey, the ersatz battlefield, and that's why JTF-2 is one of the scarier black ops outfits out there.
 AdamBomb286: Tell that to the Canadians that fought on Juno Beach.
 Dobly: well, i guess it already is?
 Dobly: They also have a war helicopter. If shit hits the fan, this will be the coolest helicopter canadas ever had
 WTF: Yes, they know and they've already apologized for having it.
Image 87432   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Gluten Fee
Score:
241
 
 fanthemadman: He's about to sink the hook..yes..yes..there it is..
 Dobly: i never much cared for rugby
Image 87431   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
245
 
 Knice: @indolentia So anyway, here's Underballs.
 indolentia: tons of flowers because that room smells like rotten crotch and underballs.
 Anus: You had herpes on your head? Yes, of course. Where else would you have it, on your dick?
 Robespierre: John wasn't just a Hair Club member - he was also its president
 hnnngh: @Science Wasn't that great a musician either.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Poop van Pants That was the Pope prior to this one
 Poop van Pants: @SomeOtherCanadian For example, the Pope was a member of the Hitler youth.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science I see where you're coming from, I just don't dig the whole moral relativism thing. Scanning someone's life for their lowest moment and then using that as a metric to judge them and all of their accomplishments as a whole. MLK Jr. Had similar issues, should we stop casting him in a positive light?
 Kohapi: lol i thought someone had circled the chair in the picture with a marker. was wondering what point they were trying to make clear. maybe someone had evaporated, leaving only their clothes.
 Science: @SomeOtherCanadian: I've never seen that they've forgiven him. Also, it's less about me forgiving him and more about dispelling the deification of him. He was not a good person.
 SomeOtherCanadian: @Science They forgave him, can't you?
 Science: @nlx27: And a pretty bad person in general, especially to his wife and child.
 Air Biscuit: Taking "make love, not war" literally.
 grizzly: Christ, you know it ain't easy.
 Dobly: Good person, Bad person. badbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbadbad
 nlx27: worst Beatle ever
 WTF: Make beds, not war.
 AdamBomb286: That's a hair peace? It looks so natural.
Image 87430   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
542
 
 sumodrsn: Ronald McDonald, the College Years.
 Skaalar: Ginger milk is actually a highly addictive narcotic.
 CuriouSir: i have been in this situation before, the expression on his face is reasonable.
 Robespierre: Rob Tyner in Ann Arbor, minutes before his high energy White Panther "Dope, Guns & Fucking In The Streets" days began
 chhumphrey: Somebody's fetish
 Warezlock: This porn needs sunscreen.
 windmill78: It's a ginger fly trap: he's stealing their souls
 Dobly: this porn is weird
 WTF: Who knew Bob Ross was such a wild man in college.
 Unbathed: Memories that last a lifetime
 AdamBomb286: Come, suckle, my daughters. My man milk shall sustain you on your journey.
 fanny: young carrot top was still gross
Image 87429   03-02-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
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