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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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7. Not A Bot
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257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

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14. watwatwat: 1571 points
15. tess: 1555 points
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 Skaalar: @White Rice Damn right he did
 rip odb: 'Christmas at Ground Zero' still my all-time fav
 White Rice: @Skaalar I still have that album, though I lack anything to play it on (cassette). The music video for that song was pure brilliance (he out Devo'd Devo)
 Skaalar: Best Weird Al song? Gonna go with Dare to be stupid.
 daver: This is Al on the set of Comedy Bang! Bang!
 Anus: @dickbutt I think I have the same shirt. I guess I'll have to start wearing it ironically.
 a robot: This is the weirdest thing I've ever seen.
 tacticaljay: I thought he was vegan. What's he doing with a dead animal on his wall?
 Science: Gah. Seeing Al with a beard makes me feel older than I already feel.
 Korrok: "What's that thing over there? I've never noticed that before. That's weird."
 Mr. Shine: @AGGRO-GATOR MOD No matter how many times I tried, I was only able to click the Rad button ONCE on this picture. I think that might be a glitch,
 dickbutt: That shirt is tacky
Image 87410   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Skaalar: Day 3. I have grown weary of her constant "needs". Must begin work on that raft.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @Mr. Shine Exactly
 indolentia: i'ma go gorilla on dat ass.
 hnnngh: But I thought jungle fever meant... oh never mind.
 kate2point0: what the friend
 a robot: @Red There are a lot of concerning elements here
 Mr. Shine: Wait until she regains consciousness, bro. ZZZZZZ means No.
 Red: i am concerned about how that woman was assembled
 duckfarts: the jungle is very tempted
Image 87409   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
 CuriouSir: out in the playground
 dickbutt: Out in the streets
 windmill78: and then we'll take it higher
Image 87408   03-02-16   Uploaded by    gary
 Poop Bird: how about mentioning the FUCKIN WORMS
 nlx27: @Wet farts i think they're either sweat glands or sebaceous glands
 AdamBomb286: Poor guy has all 3 right in a row.
 smarkles: This makes me both want to go to the doctor and get checked immediate, as well as avoid going to the doctor out of fear.
 Wet farts: Sorry, I'm not purple yet I can't edit my comments when I accidentally smash the post button too soon.
 Wet farts: *****normal?
 Wet farts: Sooo those pink squiggly brainy things are perfectly not
 Fishy: Melanoma is definitely not rad :C
 willowsprite: And then it gets into the lymph system and you ah e to have multiple surgeries and pray it hasn't gotten into your organs.
Image 87407   03-02-16   Uploaded by    livelovebarf
 Skaalar: "Don't worry. They all wanted to leave me. You wouldn't do that... Would you?"
 seam: just another fallout screenshot
 Anus: Seatbelts save lives
 AdaMan: WTF is this from?
 Air Biscuit: Where will YOU be when the apocalypse hits?
 Korrok: Worth the risk.
 duckfarts: i did this!
 windmill78: This is fine. I'm okay with the events that are unfolding currently.
 hajjpodge: same
Image 87406   03-02-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Poop Bird: nuthin wrong with a little anarchy
 Greyfeathers: Once again, I cannot badvote Calvin and Hobbes. So have a reluctant rad.
 Air Biscuit: They live.
 CrustyDusty: "AW COOD MWL TOWY?" "WW IOT RCUIY" ammirite?
 CrustyDusty: What is this? a comic strip for ANTS?! it has to be.. at least... 3 times more AGGRO-GATOR!
 Fishy: I can't even read it,
 duckfarts: calvin and hobbes, by wzzzsm
Image 87405   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Colty Brumb
Image 87404 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by SomeOtherCanadian. Your image was bad, SomeOtherCanadian.
Image 87403 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by mark64. Your image was bad, mark64.
 Jeannie C: The Dobie-O-Matic with optional load switchout to heavier knock-down shepherds.
 sumodrsn: This is exactly how it works in Call of Duty.
 indolentia: this seems entirely impractical.
 Warrax: Sex swing technology, like so much other tech, started with the military.
 dickbutt: I'm guessing that pulling the trigger releases the dog since those rifles are not loaded
 Wet farts: Why is there no mag in that rifle?
 XLY: K-9s instead of K-bars? sign me the fuck up
 duckfarts: is this the manly version of the purse dog?
 windmill78: They tried concealed carry first, but it didn't work
 Frank herbert: takes a true bad ass to unholster their dog.
Image 87402   03-02-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Skaalar: @Cami Some dude with a pickup and a fetish for old architecture...
 Cami: @Skaalar With this sort of antic, imagine what kind of stepfather you might end up with.
 Micro Jackson: Lick a brick
 Skaalar: Mom. No.
 indolentia: she thought i said i want her to lick honey off my brick...
 5 Headed Snake God: I think she wants to try shitting a brick just once in her life.
 nlx27: this is an abeemination
 Ukulelemike: Brickfast?
 Unbathed: Next in the lick series: stick, chick, wick, hick.
 XLY: Eat bricks shit bricks
 Brunkey: The ol' honey brick, eh?
 anonymous: One wierd trick masons don't want you to know!
 Cami: This is hot but I'm not sure how or why.
 Larfles: Mmmmm.... mmmmm.....
Image 87401   03-02-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
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