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257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

257610  kayjay: Perfect @Off Topic

257731  addend: 0.002838681, but how can I order booze?

257738  addend: "For the last time, VANILLA... I just want vanilla."

257746  ChubbyBuddy: for some reason the satellite radio can only play humpty dance

257742  addend: Also, +/-.

257743  addend: "And make sure 'motherf---er' is 2 separate words. That'll mess with his head a bit."

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257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"



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Score:
535
 
 rand0: sufficient pickles
 CuriouSir: this is my kind of burger, all its missing is the 8 Lbs of bacon.
 tib gubb: *lifts the top bun and pokes at it* i specifically asked for extra pickles,and i don't see any pickles on there!
 duckfarts: @Scoo BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
 Kohapi: @a robot would you like the strawberry tart?
 shitshow: you forgot the pickles.
 willowsprite: A well-balanced meal.
 tib gubb: rocketnews is so zany
 Ghabo: Would you like some burger with your pickles!? Snicker haha hee hee horf
 a robot: @dobbiesdoogs I DON'T LIKE PICKLES!
 XLY: Hold the pickles
 Scoo: This is kind of a big dill
 dobbiesdoogs: two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun
Image 87390   03-01-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
Score:
207
 
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Is your girlfriend looking for gems again?
 Mr. Shine: HORSE.EXE has encountered an exception and has been forced to shut down.
 VoR: That's what you get for riding a hover Horse
 AdamBomb286: Is your girlfriend a muslim?
 duckfarts: this doesn't seem like the right way to comfort a grief-stricken girlfriend
 willowsprite: Running, running, running, jumping, PORTAL!
 a robot: Does your girlfriend DO ALL THE WORK AND TAKE ALL THE PAIN WHILE YOU JUST SIT THERE IN YOUR PRETTY SILK CLOTHES DOING NOTHING
 Scoo: That's gonna leave a mark
 dobbiesdoogs: is your girlfriend dead?
Image 87389   03-01-16   Uploaded by    Porm Munties
Score:
656
 
 Micro Jackson: This must be the inspiration for the Rat Patrol
 Ukulelemike: Wow-Baron Munchausen wasn't lying about it!
 Korrok: I think this is a cheat unit in AoE3 BUT I DON'T KNOW THE CODE!
 XLY: Sweet battle camel platoon
 Coolguy: How did the Ottoman Empire ever collapse with weapons like that?
 Janston: New Final Fantasy concept art pretty cool
 willowsprite: PEW PEW PATOOIE
 duckfarts: i am LIKING this metal slug 2 remake
 Warezlock: There's your problem, your battle camels are unarmored.
 a robot: Camel looks pretty chill about everything
Image 87388   03-01-16   Uploaded by    9mm
Score:
402
 
 Skaalar: HUMP DAY!
 Throb: #85958
 Throb: See? Yoga is the work of the devil.
 Warezlock: This pose is called the broken dog.
 Warrax: Which head controls the yoga?
Image 87387   03-01-16   Uploaded by    let it go
Score:
504
 
 Donger: Thanks. Now I can't unsee it.
 Annoying Vegan : I'm amazed that Florida is anything other than a penis.
 Kohapi: Dammit, even a conceptual American dragon is fat.
 square44: @Coolguy ...and Newfoundland is literally on fire.
 Coolguy: Canada helps you fly away... Mexico gets all the crap...
Image 87386   03-01-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
259
 
 Chef Says: This blackface is weird
 qazwsx: @Coolguy Nah, that's bedliner - except for minor touchups, he'll never have to deal with it again.
 funny in the wall: life resembling LEGOs
 willowsprite: Time for some GLH!
 XLY: Hey fam, just make me look like an old navy mannequin
 Coolguy: For me, that's waaaay to much effort to put into grooming.
 a robot: Looks like it was drawn on with sharpie
 Larfles: Woody: I sure hope this isn't permanent.
Image 87385   03-01-16   Uploaded by    flying sheep
Score:
595
 
 windmill78: "You'll never take me alive copper", said the drug ring finger
Image 87384   03-01-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
881
 
 XLY: perfect
 a robot: @Scoo I don't like to talk about it!
 Scoo: @a robot Is this you as a kid?
 willowsprite: I told you I was freaky you didn't believe me
 StuporFly: is this how you upgrade babby?
 a robot: Flawless.
 Warezlock: This valley is uncanny.
 Vivian: awkward
Image 87383   03-01-16   Uploaded by    TheDullTrowel
Score:
416
 
 Jeannie C: I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up.
 berlin: Yes @willowsprite
 Micro Jackson: Listen to me Linda
 Lutha: i didn't go near the flowerbeds, officer you gotta believe me!
 willowsprite: Whoa dad, hang on. What exactly do you mean by "Give the ball back to the human?"
 a robot: I know we just saw this yesterday. It's still pretty cute.
 Scoo: y r u so smol?
Image 87382   03-01-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
382
 
 hnnngh: @copunter That's Dominic's wiles for you.
 hnnngh: @DesertPlah This picture got me my purple status when I posted it. Rad.
 Coolguy: Looks like he has got a spicy watch as well
 copunter: still don't understand... how did Dominic hand him the keys? and couldn't he bake cookies while heating them? and isn't the ol' hotfoot just quicker and easier? did he hang the keys back on a keyhook with some tongs? this is really bothering me
 duckfarts: classic dominic
 ppr4: I feel like it is getting over used, but can we not murder this picture so hard just for that? They put a little bit of work into it ...rad
 Warezlock: sigh
 ModelTRex: Because they're too hot, you rat?
 Warrax: You're right, there's just too dang many of them.
Image 87381   03-01-16   Uploaded by    misterjoe
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