Aggro-Gator is a socially-progressive site. We do not accept comments or images which are racist, sexist, or politically hostile. We're here to have fun, not to argue or antagonize. Read our mission statement if you're new here!



205548  Mustyrats: because he is hot.

205547  King Polly: I don't think I have ever seen a real mouse hole.

205532  Teechur: SPORTSBALL TEAM

205483  sparename: Protected against small pieces of impossibly ancient rock travelling through space at speeds measured in miles per millisecond but not against slow-moving floors

205484  sparename: I DROVE THERE! 600 miles from the UK without a problem, then reversed into a light pole (off camera right) 'cos the (Swiss) guy watching my back yelled at the wrong window - me being in a right-hand drive truck and all..

205546  Mike Michael: One direction has a stipulation for their concert venues that totally male audience members urinate on them backstage during intermission. Ticketmaster charges a $14 fee for this.

205487  sparename: "The Land That Tokes Forgot - Beyond The Camberwell Carrot"

205496  White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205494  sparename: "Donn't diss dickslecksick dinasours"

205537  tib gubb: in a surprise twist, that's the child's name

205546  parrotsnest: I think the real question along everyone's minds is... why were you at a One Direction concert?

205516  sparename: I love it when other countries have simple solutions to issues that, here in England, anyway, cause lots of aggro, disgust, unsanitary conditions and wastes of police time. Big cities have closed all their public toilets, there are queues to get into most bars (that don't want you coming in for a piss without buying anything, anyway), guys(and girls!) end up pissing in doorways, on patches of grass and in alleys but now there are cameras everywhere... to catch you doing what could, so easily, be prevented. GIVE US PISSOIRS! Legalise public wees. And weed while you're at it

205544  Grandmaster Fat: for revenge duct tape the lid and seat unitedly with a sign saying "don't touch the sides!"

205536  tib gubb: she's too young for you bro

205544  generic: How'd you do?

205518  necronomicon: @Butcherboy why not both?

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro Newborn lobsters are nice.

205519  sparename: Now the Pyramids make more sense - Tributes to The Great god Viagris Of The Morning Pitched-Tent

205536  Yurishiro: @Yurishiro wait...

205536  Yurishiro: Newborn shrimps are nice.

Search comments:



These users have commented the most in the past 24 hours:

1. Felicity
2. Yurishiro
3. Ulillillia
4. sparename
5. WaffleIron
6. piranharama
7. Sadbot
8. apoxia
9. Air Biscuit
10. Not A Bot



The top ten most commented-on images today:

205404 piranharama: @Hokie333 A shuttle huh? Seems like cheating to me.

205496 White Rice: @Felicity That is true (had some friends over the years who had that issue, had to double up with a belt & suspenders to keep everything under control) and we can't see enough of this individual to gauge much beyond their pants, jacket & crack. It's just there have been so many instances where there shouldn't have been any issue with using a belt, and constant disaster. Side note: I only now noticed the guy in this image didn't use the belt loops of the pants (at least not the one we can see in the image). That could add to their pant problems.

205418 Sadbot: Cocaine is an awful drug for 80s nostalgia douches, but legalizing it in all the Americas would help fight corruption

205333 bug: @dope I think Strong Bad is back and posting on AG

205371 Haute and sweaty: @Yam Woah.

205384 apoxia: I also have a minidisk player! I used to use it to record my band at gigs.

205378 apoxia: Affect also means emotion. I use it a lot in my job as a psychologist.

205346 Knice: @fanny Yeah, but I don't want it gettin' all uppity-like. :-D

205372 Dominus Umbrae: Me too @Zampano

205377 apoxia: I'm a psychologist and this year I worked with two men who had become acutely unwell and were in the psychiatric ward with anxiety about their tax returns being a primary trigger. They both had beliefs at delusional intensity.



The highest-scored images of the past 48 hours:

Knice uploaded 205346 (1115 points)
bubbles uploaded 205302 (1019 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 205031 (804 points)
Mr. Skeltal uploaded 205338 (800 points)
chelseachels uploaded 205157 (773 points)
Osiris uploaded 205183 (766 points)
dangerkeith3000 uploaded 205383 (739 points)
hat thrab uploaded 205187 (734 points)
a robot uploaded 205421 (730 points)
a robot uploaded 205213 (728 points)
veryblue uploaded 205200 (713 points)
jazzjunkie uploaded 205214 (704 points)
hat thrab uploaded 205342 (691 points)
catsanddogs uploaded 205060 (691 points)
Soaps Pierre uploaded 205349 (682 points)


These users have uploaded images which have received the most "rad" points in the past week:

 1. hat thrab: 8128 points
 2. Not A Bot: 3895 points
 3. Side Boob: 3451 points
 4. dangerkeith3000: 3345 points
 5. Warrax: 2983 points
 6. a robot: 2822 points
 7. Robespierre: 2623 points
 8. ChubbyBuddy: 2200 points
 9. Gomi Day: 1967 points
10. nerdhulk: 1638 points
11. Slickbrew: 1579 points
12. Annoying Vegan : 1515 points
13. hajjpodge: 1450 points
14. Seven Eight Nine: 1417 points
15. Scoo: 1381 points
Only 79 out of 4800+ users have pledged $1 or more to Aggro-Gator. We need your tiny donation to cover our costs.

The site is being funded out of our own pockets, and we're one of the only sites explicitly dedicated to anti-racist, anti-sexist, safe-for-work content. Here's how you can help us stay open.


These features are only available for users ranked purple.

View all comments of the past 24 hours

Edit your own comments

Top 50 images of all time

(NEW!) 1000+ point images of the past 7 days

Purple users can also display more information on user profile pages, and flag problem users for disagreeable comments/images.



Users ranked blue or green have a customized page showing their uploads, as well as other images they have marked as favorites.You aren't logged in. You can get your own user page by logging in!

Here's a random example of a user page: Fishy.aggro-gator.com

Today's weirdo item:

Updates once an hour.

Current queue length: 448
Registered users online in past hour: 700

Average image score (last 24 hours): 251

Total number of comments: 1116472
Total number of images: 205517



To link to another image in a comment, type # before the image name, like this: #36995

To notify another user that you've responded to them, type @ before their name, like this: @Freddie Mercury

Uploads are queued. Your image(s) will not be posted immediately, but will usually show up in the feed within 12 hours (max 24h.)



The higher your ranking, the more features you can access. Purple-ranked users are able to moderate comments and images.

Avoid being flagged as a racist, creep, or whiner. If other users flag you as one or more of these, your ranking will suffer.

Reposts are part of life. If you visit often you may see the same image twice. No one needs to be notified that you've seen something already.

Moonmoon's FAQ: #1

Moonmoon's FAQ: #2

RANKINGS:

Best Worst

Improve your ranking by receiving (+) on your comment, uploading new images, and inviting new users. The XP needed for each rank goes up daily, so keep up, or you'll fall behind!

The elusive purple rank is available to the most prodigious commenters and uploaders. If you lack the time or effort to comment and upload, you can become purple by supporting our fund-raiser.

XP algorithm last updated 1/23/17 -- Moonmoon

XP needed for blue ranking: 92751
XP needed for green ranking: 38977
XP needed for yellow ranking: 12880

You need to register an account and log in to see your rank.


Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.



 



 

 



 
Score:
494
 
 Throb: The Silicon throne is uncomfortable to remind the king that even his raid can wipe if he's not careful.
 Frank herbert: dell monte
 duckfarts: A Game of Ohms
 shitshow: Game of Desktops
 thratchen: One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne
 Teechur: This Game of Thrones is too PC for me.
 Nope: You can have it all my empire of dirt...
Image 87151   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
698
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Khaleesi jr
 nlx27: WHAT IS THIS WINGLESS DRAGON?
 PenguinBartender: Bearded Dragons will put up with damn-near anything.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Uncle Jack's pet iguana.
 Lil Buddy: Life found a way.
 shitshow: All hands on deck.
 SoyUnPerdedor: There you go creationists, EVOLUTION IS REAL: GOD 0, DARWIN 1
 Teechur: Two wrongs don't make a right. What do four rights make?
 Theta Zero: They have evolved
 willowsprite: He's handy to have around.
Image 87150   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Brunkey
Score:
595
 
 Frank herbert: Leo before being eaten
 shitshow: "Calvin.." "What, Hobbes?' .... "nothin..."
 BILL DOOR: HE DESERVES HIS SORROW FOR MOCKING ME IN THAT AWFUL, AWFUL SEQUEL. I DO NOT HAVE A HUBLANDISH ACCENT!
 ThatGuy: "Phil Collins "I don't care. Anymore"
 willowsprite: No one understands me like you do, Keanu.
Image 87149   02-29-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
420
 
 windmill78: The power of Lassie compels you
 Frank herbert: bitch , no.
 Sadbot: Stay out of Fort Kickass!
 shitshow: No slide for you! One year!
 Yam: Boop
Image 87148   02-29-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
686
 
 yev: @Mexico @Mexico it's MISTER Stagger Lee
 Robespierre: Virginia City, Nevada - the Bucket of Blood is the old saloon at the top of the street
 Beef Supreme: "I put nine of my bullets in his motherf--kin chest!" (Samuel Jackson cover)
 Lil Buddy: @Turts That'll be $450 up front plus $90 every other Saturday.
 Knice: "Are you sure we're in the right place?" "O positive."
 Turts: I need to live there!
 Frank herbert: b movie street
 willowsprite: Sounds...messy.
 Mexico: Stagger Lee walked through the rain and mud to get here.
Image 87147   02-29-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
613
 
 Backhand: I'm all over those 8 in. ankles.
 LKoroton: Now, we see these measures in a 3D wireframe
 Frank herbert: butterface
 duckfarts: patton oswalt has a sister?
 AutoDisaster: IN should be in lower case.
 Unbathed: The American Venus was not what Severin von Kusiemsk had in mind.
 Ulillillia: I'm your fire, your desire
 Fancy Clown: Pug fugly
 Kohapi: looks like maggie gyllenhaal
 flatluigi: the eyes are dead
 Mexico: I'd think Venus would have a prettier face.
 chhumphrey: That's pretty specific
 anonymous: No vaginal depth measurement?
Image 87146   02-29-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
565
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in I Would
 Robespierre: The Rake's Progress
 VoR: His birth certificate says "oblique"
 Fancy Clown: Is he Hyphen when he's asleep then?
 Mexico: I'm really feeling it!
 morakdais: glad they didn't do semicolon...
 Scoo: Hi backslash, I'm Dad
 Darkasnoon: @ModelTRex perhaps too forward, consider your comment (+)'d
 ModelTRex: "Hey baby, let's fuck." Forward Slash
 Darkasnoon: I hope there's no backlash for this pic.
 Nope: Thats slashback
Image 87145   02-29-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
489
 
 Lil Buddy: "Wow, look at all the stars! There must be hundreds of 'em!"
 duckfarts: Godfather 2020
 Kohapi: How the fuck are we gonna get home?
 willowsprite: Beautiful.
 DrinkMixMan: I see IC1011
Image 87144   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
822
 
 iwash: @Jeannie C Gary Newman will be pleased to finally get an answer
 Jeannie C: @Scoo They are, apparently, electric. I see the cord. It's odd because in this day, they should be wireless.
 Kohapi: Kudos Owl, you bagged quite a catch there, Dont eat it all at once.
 willowsprite: They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note.
 willowsprite: LOL thanks, AG.
 Darkasnoon: Owl be darned, I ain't even kitten, that's so cute.
 willowsprite: The Owl and the Amazing grandmother-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat.
 Scoo: There's something odd about this, but I can't quail put my finger on it.
Image 87143   02-29-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
464
 
 Anus: Selfie sticks getting ridiculous
 Ukulelemike: Heeeeyyy...Who took this picture?!?!
 Butcherboy: @Kohapi so, can we have you organs then
 Lil Buddy: @Kohapi Two hundred million (200,000) years. Close, you were only off by a factor of 10. I honestly don't know if that's accurate, I just know that's how the song goes.
 Knice: But we've got the Spaceship, so fuck 'em.
 iwash: Please don't fatshame :(
 Throb: @Ulillillia too late, jesus.
 Frank herbert: @Ulillillia why the hell not? because jesus will hate us?
 Jeannie C: @Kohapl And the God of all this is watching to see you don't get a tattoo or cut your beard. PS, that cannot be the Milky Way 'cause we're in it.
 willowsprite: @Kohapi I'm pretty sure you just recited lyrics from a Sharon Lois and Bram song about the Galaxy.
 Ulillillia: Don't masturbate
 shitshow: I didn't think the Universe was, but it is.
 Kohapi: 30 thousand from central.
 Kohapi: just fyi, the Milky Way itself contains a hundred billion stars, it's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side. It bulges in the middle 16 thousand lightyears thick but out by us it just 3 thousand lightyears wide. We're 300 thousand lightyears from galactic central and we go round ever 2 hundred thousand years. And our galaxy is one of only millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. (thank you Python)
 KnifeySpooney: IC London IC France IC someones underpants
 morakdais: We are in the backwater Alabama in our galactic neighborhood, also even in our own galaxy
 Jrks: 6000000? THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 duckfarts: yeah but is that like a fun size milky way, a regular one, or a king size
 DrinkMixMan: swamp gas
 Darkasnoon: We're small IC, this is good to know.
 Teechur: Hey! I can see my house from here!
Image 87142   02-29-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Page 1 ... 11834 11835 11836 11837 11838 11839 11840 ... 20551 pages total

<< Prev Page   Next Page >>







Comments left on Aggro-Gator are written by guests. We take no responsibility for the content of comments, images, or other user-created content. To report an inappropriate image or comment, email info@aggro-gator.com.


Aggro-Gator is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.

Login or register an account in 30 seconds to upload an image to the feed.