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175192  Bu7Z: It's no use, I've been driving around at 88mph since the eighties... Still just getting old.

175197  Amy Housewine: The cosmetic surgery to turn him into a monster was successful. What he lost in peripheral vision, he gained in sex appeal.

175205  Derp Herpigan: Those apples seem a wrong color for consumption.

175193  Bu7Z: @dangerous dave there once was a pelican from Nantucket, and let me just say the stories you may have heard about him are grossly exagurated.

175196  fakeusername: @Bu7Z ah yes that timeless sailor's fantasy of a fish with a booty

175193  Bu7Z: @Teechur and yet, a similar lesson could be taken away...

175200  Derp Herpigan: Kanye dig it?

175193  dangerous dave: There once was a pelican from Nantucket. ...No, wait.

175194  Bu7Z: I would have got away with it, if it weren't for you meddling cats.

175184  Teechur: You're the wind beneath my wing....

175197  tritium: @ignatz They are basically airbags, designed to burst on impact and lessen the force of impact.

175195  Bu7Z: Somewhere, inside, five teens confront some old dude who mutters the words, 'I would have got away with it ,if it weren't for you mother fucking kuntz.

175197  dangerous dave: Who hacked my PC and stole my glamor shots?

175197  tritium: Long live the new flesh!

175185  Teechur: Don't worry. Just poopin' They already stole me lucky charms.

175172  dangerous dave: @tritium Perhaps because he shouldn't have eaten so many of his daughter's brownies between selling houses and entrepreneuring the telecommunications?

175183  dangerkeith3000: @dangerous dave it was probably made before postal codes because standardized. zip code 98062 is in Washington and they used WN instead of the standard WA.

175196  Bu7Z: Personally, a human booty with a fish head is more versatile than a lady body from the waist up but all fishy from there down.

175186  Teechur: How a toddler view potty training.....

175188  Teechur: Why is it an officer that totes my goats?

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174993 zupobaloop: @piranharama "I wanna see your pea-cock, cock, cock" -- Katy Perry

175163 Noremak: @Noremak Correction and clarification: Last pagan country in Europe.

175039 Dan Tagonistic: *Swipes right

174989 Mr. Shine: All I had was ONE cocktail, honest.

175017 raditzu: Applesplit!

175097 Teechur: @Hokie33 That's what I'm afraid of! RIP GC.

175175 Noremak: @Bu7Z Save it for the after party at Aggro-Con 2017.

175009 piranharama: @tib gubb Hello tech support, have you tried switching it off and on?

175164 BavidDowie: @FabricMan Frog Caviar

175170 Prostata: that is not how you make pressed ham



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Score:
494
 
 Throb: The Silicon throne is uncomfortable to remind the king that even his raid can wipe if he's not careful.
 Frank herbert: dell monte
 duckfarts: A Game of Ohms
 shitshow: Game of Desktops
 thratchen: One for the Dork Lord on his dork throne
 Teechur: This Game of Thrones is too PC for me.
 Nope: You can have it all my empire of dirt...
Image 87151   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
698
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: Khaleesi jr
 nlx27: WHAT IS THIS WINGLESS DRAGON?
 PenguinBartender: Bearded Dragons will put up with damn-near anything.
 SomeOtherCanadian: Uncle Jack's pet iguana.
 Lil Buddy: Life found a way.
 shitshow: All hands on deck.
 SoyUnPerdedor: There you go creationists, EVOLUTION IS REAL: GOD 0, DARWIN 1
 Teechur: Two wrongs don't make a right. What do four rights make?
 Theta Zero: They have evolved
 willowsprite: He's handy to have around.
Image 87150   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Brunkey
Score:
595
 
 Frank herbert: Leo before being eaten
 shitshow: "Calvin.." "What, Hobbes?' .... "nothin..."
 BILL DOOR: HE DESERVES HIS SORROW FOR MOCKING ME IN THAT AWFUL, AWFUL SEQUEL. I DO NOT HAVE A HUBLANDISH ACCENT!
 ThatGuy: "Phil Collins "I don't care. Anymore"
 willowsprite: No one understands me like you do, Keanu.
Image 87149   02-29-16   Uploaded by    sassysass
Score:
420
 
 windmill78: The power of Lassie compels you
 Frank herbert: bitch , no.
 Sadbot: Stay out of Fort Kickass!
 shitshow: No slide for you! One year!
 Yam: Boop
Image 87148   02-29-16   Uploaded by    cannabis
Score:
686
 
 yev: @Mexico @Mexico it's MISTER Stagger Lee
 Robespierre: Virginia City, Nevada - the Bucket of Blood is the old saloon at the top of the street
 Beef Supreme: "I put nine of my bullets in his motherf--kin chest!" (Samuel Jackson cover)
 Lil Buddy: @Turts That'll be $450 up front plus $90 every other Saturday.
 Knice: "Are you sure we're in the right place?" "O positive."
 Turts: I need to live there!
 Frank herbert: b movie street
 willowsprite: Sounds...messy.
 Mexico: Stagger Lee walked through the rain and mud to get here.
Image 87147   02-29-16   Uploaded by    SaltLick
Score:
613
 
 Backhand: I'm all over those 8 in. ankles.
 LKoroton: Now, we see these measures in a 3D wireframe
 Frank herbert: butterface
 duckfarts: patton oswalt has a sister?
 AutoDisaster: IN should be in lower case.
 Unbathed: The American Venus was not what Severin von Kusiemsk had in mind.
 Ulillillia: I'm your fire, your desire
 Fancy Clown: Pug fugly
 Kohapi: looks like maggie gyllenhaal
 flatluigi: the eyes are dead
 Mexico: I'd think Venus would have a prettier face.
 chhumphrey: That's pretty specific
 anonymous: No vaginal depth measurement?
Image 87146   02-29-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
565
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in I Would
 Robespierre: The Rake's Progress
 VoR: His birth certificate says "oblique"
 Fancy Clown: Is he Hyphen when he's asleep then?
 Mexico: I'm really feeling it!
 morakdais: glad they didn't do semicolon...
 Scoo: Hi backslash, I'm Dad
 Darkasnoon: @ModelTRex perhaps too forward, consider your comment (+)'d
 ModelTRex: "Hey baby, let's fuck." Forward Slash
 Darkasnoon: I hope there's no backlash for this pic.
 Nope: Thats slashback
Image 87145   02-29-16   Uploaded by    namename
Score:
489
 
 Lil Buddy: "Wow, look at all the stars! There must be hundreds of 'em!"
 duckfarts: Godfather 2020
 Kohapi: How the fuck are we gonna get home?
 willowsprite: Beautiful.
 DrinkMixMan: I see IC1011
Image 87144   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
822
 
 iwash: @Jeannie C Gary Newman will be pleased to finally get an answer
 Jeannie C: @Scoo They are, apparently, electric. I see the cord. It's odd because in this day, they should be wireless.
 Kohapi: Kudos Owl, you bagged quite a catch there, Dont eat it all at once.
 willowsprite: They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note.
 willowsprite: LOL thanks, AG.
 Darkasnoon: Owl be darned, I ain't even kitten, that's so cute.
 willowsprite: The Owl and the Amazing grandmother-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat.
 Scoo: There's something odd about this, but I can't quail put my finger on it.
Image 87143   02-29-16   Uploaded by    McBomalds
Score:
464
 
 Anus: Selfie sticks getting ridiculous
 Ukulelemike: Heeeeyyy...Who took this picture?!?!
 Butcherboy: @Kohapi so, can we have you organs then
 Lil Buddy: @Kohapi Two hundred million (200,000) years. Close, you were only off by a factor of 10. I honestly don't know if that's accurate, I just know that's how the song goes.
 Knice: But we've got the Spaceship, so fuck 'em.
 iwash: Please don't fatshame :(
 Throb: @Ulillillia too late, jesus.
 Frank herbert: @Ulillillia why the hell not? because jesus will hate us?
 Jeannie C: @Kohapl And the God of all this is watching to see you don't get a tattoo or cut your beard. PS, that cannot be the Milky Way 'cause we're in it.
 willowsprite: @Kohapi I'm pretty sure you just recited lyrics from a Sharon Lois and Bram song about the Galaxy.
 Ulillillia: Don't masturbate
 shitshow: I didn't think the Universe was, but it is.
 Kohapi: 30 thousand from central.
 Kohapi: just fyi, the Milky Way itself contains a hundred billion stars, it's a hundred thousand lightyears side to side. It bulges in the middle 16 thousand lightyears thick but out by us it just 3 thousand lightyears wide. We're 300 thousand lightyears from galactic central and we go round ever 2 hundred thousand years. And our galaxy is one of only millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe. (thank you Python)
 KnifeySpooney: IC London IC France IC someones underpants
 morakdais: We are in the backwater Alabama in our galactic neighborhood, also even in our own galaxy
 Jrks: 6000000? THAT'S NUMBERWANG!
 duckfarts: yeah but is that like a fun size milky way, a regular one, or a king size
 DrinkMixMan: swamp gas
 Darkasnoon: We're small IC, this is good to know.
 Teechur: Hey! I can see my house from here!
Image 87142   02-29-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
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