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228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

228210  BavidDowie: Classy lot

228216  BavidDowie: Live-action Dr. Seuss is a bad idea

228218  BavidDowie: Tackies!

228250  Winterneuro: Blue moon...or in this case blue package?

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Score:
307
 
 Wumph Morms: @Knice: I played Alone in the Dark, and everyone thought it was a masturbation joke. In reality, I am haunted by visions of Cthulhu.
 skunkrocker: Also it's supposed to be "repetitive electronic music" come on people
 Mustyrats: Holy shit are we at a rave in 1999?
 Skaalar: @CuriouSir I too have dwelt in that cave my friend.
 CuriouSir: this gave me a realization; I havent shaved my pubes since my last date.
 depression: so new
 Ulillillia: @Knice here lies knice. peperony and chease
 hnnngh: Joke wasn't that funny the first time. Not funny the thousandth time.
 Coolguy: That's too much to read when I am on drugs...
 p-niiice: yesssssssss
 Fiasco: "...And devouring ghosts."
 chhumphrey: I thought that's what trancing was...
 Knice: Go ahead and scoff. I played Oregon Trail and am now dying of dysentery.
 FNAR: wub wub wub
Image 87005   02-29-16   Uploaded by    big h
Score:
343
 
 a sedated moose: @ThatGuy it looked like some sort of skeleton sculpture. Everyone, please forgive my faux pas.
 Korrok: Disco pants and haircuts.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: She caught the Katy, and left me a mule to ride
 ThatGuy: @a sedated moose you know its the blues mobile but dont know what on top of it?
 VoR: we play both kinds of music. country and western.
 Science: It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it.
 Warezlock: Move over, let them pass. They're obviously on a mission from god.
 Poop van Pants: @a sedated moose an old PA speaker
 a spider plan: something Illinois nazis?
 ThatGuy: Theyre on a mission from god.
 PenguinBartender: Christopher Nolan Dukes of Hazard reboot looking good.
 Fiasco: Well SOMEONE found an old A-Bomb in the desert.
 a sedated moose: What's that on top of the blues mobile?
Image 87004   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Surprising
Score:
376
 
 Shay: Be Daring!
 VoR: You'll never get it out.
 J. Random Bozo: Dark Star, meet barking starfish
 iwash: The strong fingers slowly grasped the rubbery pink toy, once more moving it toward the aperture, bumping off what looked like a knock-off Spongebob and missing the hole by an inch or two. It had seemed like a lucky day when James had won at the claw machine, but this was far more complicated than just taking a picture with a phone wedged under his moob.
 harpooneer: @SomeCanadian Or daddy - he's pretty brave too you know
 SomeCanadian: I'll win it for mommy!
 chhumphrey: Strange things you got in that claw machine, mister!
 Knice: Anything's a Dark Star if you're daring enough.
Image 87003   02-29-16   Uploaded by    miller
Score:
317
 
 CrustyDusty: Nobody recognizes where this is from?
 Shay: If Teddy Roosevelt was still around, he would approve this.
 livelovebarf: Food Chain would be a pretty good name for a fast-food chain
 Robespierre: Livin' the good life in the food chain
 forkbear: tryin' make up a word for this like turducken. I git nuthin
 Air Biscuit: Stuff this in a bear, stuff that in an elephant, stuff that in a whale and were in buisness. Now im hungry.
 hnnngh: @Doing me a Frighten *cue Swahili chanting* And it moooooves us allllllll...
 Doing me a Frighten: The Circle of Bite
Image 87002   02-29-16   Uploaded by    CrustyDusty
Score:
579
 
 ppr4: Elmo Smalls (The Lone Puppet of the Apocalypse)
 Warezlock: Honk. Honk.
 Magma Safe: Lobo movies looking Muppety
 Doing me a Frighten: Kill-Kill-Me Elmo
Image 87001   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
516
 
 redmonkey3: How ?
 nlx27: *died
 nlx27: my brothers cat actually dies like that
 tib gubb: bonus points if you make it look at your asshole.
 tib gubb: aha, let him sit like that for awhile
 anonymous: Cat burglar
 Knice: "I'm fine; I'm good."
 SomeCanadian: Awww. His anus looks like an asterisk!
 Air Biscuit: Hang in there kitty
Image 87000   02-29-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
Score:
233
 
 withak: @AdaMan Well space is, by definition, everywhere. So technically every time you take a shit you're launching turds INNNNTO SPAAAAAAACE!
 tib gubb: humans cannot survive past 100 feet altitude without special pressurized suits
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: In your eye TSA!
 Donger: So thats why crystalized astronaut piss falls from the sky. I lived a lie.
 Donger: So thats why crystalized astronaut piss falls from the sky. I lived a lie.
 Jalamunch Totorito: How about I don't put 4 oz of pointless liquid so it will fly to 610 feet?
 CuriouSir: @AdaMan no air in space meng.
 Borkf: Don't believe it, it's a Lying Model.
 Fiasco: Panspermia was not an accident.
 iwash: We come 'n' piss.
 Anus: Space Seed
 Knice: Houston, we have a condom.
 SomeCanadian: I love how this immediately became full of body fluid.
 joxxuh: mine would fly into the space behind my neighbor's house
 AdaMan: Space is 600 feet in the air?
 Mr. Butt: TASTE MY PISS MARTIAN SCUM
Image 86999   02-29-16   Uploaded by    redpeepee
Score:
350
 
 tib gubb: i need this in my life
 Science: Nee Jabba no badda. Me chaade su goodie.
 pig 3: sorta funny
 anonymous: HBO really changed Oscar the Grouch too much
 hnnngh: Feeeeed meeee
 a robot: WHYYYYYYYYYYYY
 NoRagrets: Jabba in carbonite
 Christina: A beggar safe!
Image 86998   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Score:
355
 
 Mr.Cadwallader: but can she change a tire?
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: Still fapped
 anonymous: Jessica Jones cosplay
 tib gubb: this porn is weird
 seam: i want a girl with short skirt and a loooooonnngg jacket
 Catcat: Damn, the Chinese are skipping shoddy metal and going straight for cardboard these days
 Doing me a Frighten: No foolish woman!! You'll break the bumper lifting it like that!
Image 86997   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Poop van Pants
Score:
505
 
 tib gubb: should have a hood up top for turtle position
 Picklepuss: @Bone Loc FTD if you want to say it with flowers
 Mr. Shine: "Imma git 'im!"
 hnnngh: Go for the ankles, Rufus!
 Catcat: Smells small amounts of drugs as well as hidden candy
 Bone Loc: FTP and their dogs too
 Slowpoke: "You'll grow into it!" "THANKS MOM"
Image 86996   02-29-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
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