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263167  Knice: I should put it on my top self?

263162  charlemagne: @VoR I concur

263160  WannaBee: @ignatz damn I wanted this to be real.

263167  ignatz: Dunno, when I need it I crawl in so..

263160  ignatz: (my intensive researches into the icon top left took me to redd-it for the first time ever)

263155  VoR: Drink on table should be whack offped out for credibility

263119  UnknownSample: If I move veeeerrrry slowly they won't see me.

263133  UnknownSample: Bye bye

263157  VoR: Howard Moon?

263162  VoR: DD.MM.YY. Is also good. None of this MM.DD.YY.

263160  ignatz: @WannaBee ..or at least not much in the few weeks since this was created ;)

263083  apoxia: The proud parent watches on

263156  San DoDo: Got to have a steady hand...

263162  San DoDo: Nuff said

263163  ignatz: Not tonight mate, and no one gets in wearing flippers

263123  apoxia: Finally, a bit of diversity

263160  WannaBee: I really like this. Showing off humorous cat pictures, we haven't changed that much in 150 years.

263127  apoxia: I bet it smells great in there.

263151  ignatz: It's called fanaticism Look it up

263143  Not A Bot: I wanted to be a fireman.

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262806 Felicity: Or start every sentence with "So..."

262892 Felicity: The Arch Non Deluxe

262856 VeeKay: Always suspected this is what girls do when they go to the bathroom together.

262800 ignatz: Lovelock came up with the idea while he was working for NASA as a way to remotely determine if there was life on a distant planet, using spectroanalysis. He proposed that if a planet was any way off chemical or thermal equilibrium, it was likely to be as a result of biological systems..

262891 Passive: Thaaaaaaats not a caaaaaake tray thats a poopoo platter

263070 ThoughtlessGentleman: i love your wife too!!!

263011 Fiveninety: you don't know me

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

262885 Felicity: You'll have to speak up, I have a b@n@n@ in my nose

262811 Felicity: @Felicity 20 plus plus, I meant



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Score:
500
 
 Skaalar: Fly! FLY MY CHILDREN! BRING ME THE HEAD OF THEIR QUEEN!!
 Blazcatten: He has found the the most painful way to slap someone.
 Pizza: *Shudder*
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudder*
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudder*
 Retromancer: Are these those wasps that systematically murder entire bee colonies? Those rule.
 MassDefect: I wouldn't hold those even if they were dead, ground into a fine powder, and sealed in a titanium box with metre thick walls.
 Prumbo: "Hi, we're the Becketts! We've just moved in to the neighborhood, and we're wondering if you can tell us where the nearest golf courses, coffee shops, and libraries are located?" Get it, because they're Wasps?
 Warrax: Fallout: New Vegas IRL
 hnnngh: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 CrustyDusty: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOWAY
 p-niiice: fuckin hellfuck
 Stanley Pain: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 San DoDo: Hell to the naw!!
 chhumphrey: Yeah, I'll pass on that, thanks!
 Air Biscuit: The ole spicy hi 5.
 redmercer: And here we see four Giant Amazonian Nopes.
Image 86068   02-25-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
683
 
 Porbo Mellus: Perfect!
 fatman: Maybe if this had a real rad sticker it would have hit 1000 points by now.
 Borkf: Cheat!
 hnnngh: Did you just smell a duckfart?
 CrustyDusty: @Ulillillia: You don't need XP, you need CC - as in Adobe...
 greenbean: Make your farts quack, damn you
 sir toke a lot: nay, it isn't
 VoR: @Ulillillia 100x mentions of something spicy - That's one more in the bag
 twitter: How many XP do you need to have before they send you a glowing sticker?
 Knice: That's better.
 VoR: Get those Rads to the bank...
Image 86067   02-25-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
481
 
 Magma Safe: I'm loving it?
 KingTrebek: Unsexy Ronald McDonald
 Skaalar: "Alright. Let's get this over with."
 a robot: Couch right next to the fridge, aw yeah
 casewhacka: Rape face achieved
 Magma Safe: I'm loving it?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Hiya Georgie!
 windmill78: The beers of a clown
Image 86066   02-25-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
390
 
 flushpuppy: Me too
 CrustyDusty: he failed to capture the expression of woe; it looks more like he has bad gas.
 LKoroton: I wanna see your position taking that photo
 Sadbot: @sumodrsn Yet unlike the tattoo, your shame will quickly fade
 sumodrsn: James Van Der Feet. Ug, that was horrible. This is bad. --
Image 86065   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
321
 
 Skaalar: Tsundere kitty! Or... Ya know, just a cat in general.
 A duck: "Do I *LOOK* like I give a shit?"
 PenguinBartender: Both expressions say "I was here first, damnit."
Image 86064   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
394
 
 Teechur: I hope it's not a misleading title like, "To Kill a Mockingbird" was. I never found out how....
 Blazcatten: @Warrax I think I'd suspect the one with the 5 steps to murder book in their hands.
 Winterneuro: Frozen roast. Put roast in oven until internal temp hits 160 degrees. Call 911. Slice roast and share with the detectives.
 Winterneuro: Remove roast from freezer. Hit spouse on head with r
 Father Goose: This fall: "Grannies on a plane" Guest Star: Samuel L Jackson
 Air Biscuit: *agitating spiders
 Air Biscuit: Step one. Preheat oven to 350. Step 2 place your murderees keys in the oven. Step 3 find poisonous spider in fruit. Step 4 present heated keys and basket of spider leaden fruit to murderee. If performed correctly spicy key surprise will startle murderee, thus agitating into a lethal bite frenzy. Step 5 escape via friendly spaceship.
 Warrax: It's always the one you least expect.
 NuclearWinter: Judging by her seatmate, she skipped to step 5
 Knice: 1: Preheat oven to 425F. 2. Mix flour, baking powder, and salt. 3: In a separate bowl, mix eggs, milk, and sugar. 4: Combine ingredients together and fold until consistency is even. 5: Kill someone.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Step one: cut a hole in the box
Image 86063   02-25-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
790
 
 Skaalar: You read my Christmas list!!!
 XLY: Brooke Candy, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha music video looking greyscale
 ModelTRex: Fun fact: their hair is only down to their bully buttons. The rest is pubes.
 hnnngh: Looks like King Kong's lucky day.
 burritos: No escaping that haircut this time.
 bug: Yes, I'll have a slice of Andromeda cake please.
 Unbathed: But in Heaven, they are doing each other's makeup.
 Scoo: How can you tell when you're at a bulimic's birthday party? The girl is chained to the cake!
 luxuslurch: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Sadbot: At least pretend you're into it
 Poop van Pants: Game of Thrones stunt double interns
 Knice: These ladies look entirely done with my shit.
 windmill78: Ugh, the strippers are supposed to go inside the cake
 ppr4: Busby Berkeley was enjoying life right about then
 boxboxbox: Manos: The Hands of Fate?
Image 86062   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
588
 
 Colbo Mundus: never post here again
 CrustyDusty: lol, derp-caps
 CrustyDusty: gRAYS ARE SQUIRRELS TOO.
 Air Biscuit: Filming a knife safety psa?
Image 86061   02-25-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Image 86060 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lutha. You have brought shame on us, Lutha.
Score:
638
 
 Blazcatten: I'll only buy the suit if it comes with the bird head.
 ModelTRex: New Harvey Birdman looking good.
 a robot: The new Stephen Colbert line of menswear
 VoR: @ughjeez I only watched for the drinking game so I don't remember much...sorry
 bug: Is your boyfriend a bird?
 ughjeez: @VoR He ain't not goddamn sonofabitch.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Horus lives
 shitshow: American eagle outfitters
 Mr. Butt: When you gotta symbolize Freedom but tha squad's going to prom.
 VoR: "Wear Eagles Dare!"
Image 86059   02-25-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
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