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253342  Shay: Inspector Gadget's niece didn't age too well.

253340  hajjpodge: -PRRRRT-

252717  Zochrot: great

252718  Zochrot: HAHAHAHA white american!

253304  Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253358  Not A Bot: i can hardly tell them apart

253313  Zochrot: my wife was made in Brazil

253322  Zochrot: he ded

253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

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2. Side Boob
3. Robespierre
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9. addend
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253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253240 Side Boob: @Mr. Shine Nancy has been hitting the sauce again :P

253304 Zochrot: nobody uses a d12

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.



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Score:
472
 
 Skaalar: Fly! FLY MY CHILDREN! BRING ME THE HEAD OF THEIR QUEEN!!
 Blazcatten: He has found the the most painful way to slap someone.
 Pizza: *Shudder*
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudder*
 DrinkMixMan: *Shudder*
 Retromancer: Are these those wasps that systematically murder entire bee colonies? Those rule.
 MassDefect: I wouldn't hold those even if they were dead, ground into a fine powder, and sealed in a titanium box with metre thick walls.
 Mr. Shine: "Hi, we're the Becketts! We've just moved in to the neighborhood, and we're wondering if you can tell us where the nearest golf courses, coffee shops, and libraries are located?" Get it, because they're Wasps?
 Warrax: Fallout: New Vegas IRL
 hnnngh: Nopenopenopenopenopenopenope
 CrustyDusty: NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOOOOOOOOWAY
 p-niiice: fuckin hellfuck
 Stanley Pain: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
 San DoDo: Hell to the naw!!
 chhumphrey: Yeah, I'll pass on that, thanks!
 Air Biscuit: The ole spicy hi 5.
 redmercer: And here we see four Giant Amazonian Nopes.
Image 86068   02-25-16   Uploaded by    fumbduck
Score:
660
 
 carpwoman: Perfect!
 fatman: Maybe if this had a real rad sticker it would have hit 1000 points by now.
 Borkf: Cheat!
 hnnngh: Did you just smell a duckfart?
 CrustyDusty: @Ulillillia: You don't need XP, you need CC - as in Adobe...
 greenbean: Make your farts quack, damn you
 sir toke a lot: nay, it isn't
 VoR: @Ulillillia 100x mentions of something spicy - That's one more in the bag
 twitter: How many XP do you need to have before they send you a glowing sticker?
 Knice: That's better.
 VoR: Get those Rads to the bank...
Image 86067   02-25-16   Uploaded by    duckfarts
Score:
481
 
 Magma Safe: I'm loving it?
 KingTrebek: Unsexy Ronald McDonald
 Skaalar: "Alright. Let's get this over with."
 a robot: Couch right next to the fridge, aw yeah
 casewhacka: Rape face achieved
 Magma Safe: I'm loving it?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Hiya Georgie!
 windmill78: The beers of a clown
Image 86066   02-25-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
367
 
 flushpuppy: Me too
 CrustyDusty: he failed to capture the expression of woe; it looks more like he has bad gas.
 LKoroton: I wanna see your position taking that photo
 Sadbot: @sumodrsn Yet unlike the tattoo, your shame will quickly fade
 sumodrsn: James Van Der Feet. Ug, that was horrible. This is bad. --
Image 86065   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Religion X
Score:
321
 
 Skaalar: Tsundere kitty! Or... Ya know, just a cat in general.
 A duck: "Do I *LOOK* like I give a shit?"
 PenguinBartender: Both expressions say "I was here first, damnit."
Image 86064   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
369
 
 Teechur: I hope it's not a misleading title like, "To Kill a Mockingbird" was. I never found out how....
 Blazcatten: @Warrax I think I'd suspect the one with the 5 steps to murder book in their hands.
 Winterneuro: Frozen roast. Put roast in oven until internal temp hits 160 degrees. Call 911. Slice roast and share with the detectives.
 Winterneuro: Remove roast from freezer. Hit spouse on head with r
 Father Goose: This fall: "Grannies on a plane" Guest Star: Samuel L Jackson
 Air Biscuit: *agitating spiders
 Air Biscuit: Step one. Preheat oven to 350. Step 2 place your murderees keys in the oven. Step 3 find poisonous spider in fruit. Step 4 present heated keys and basket of spider leaden fruit to murderee. If performed correctly spicy key surprise will startle murderee, thus agitating into a lethal bite frenzy. Step 5 escape via friendly spaceship.
 Warrax: It's always the one you least expect.
 NuclearWinter: Judging by her seatmate, she skipped to step 5
 Knice: 1: Preheat oven to 425F. 2. Mix flour, baking powder, and salt. 3: In a separate bowl, mix eggs, milk, and sugar. 4: Combine ingredients together and fold until consistency is even. 5: Kill someone.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Step one: cut a hole in the box
Image 86063   02-25-16   Uploaded by    neutron
Score:
790
 
 Skaalar: You read my Christmas list!!!
 XLY: Brooke Candy, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha music video looking greyscale
 ModelTRex: Fun fact: their hair is only down to their bully buttons. The rest is pubes.
 hnnngh: Looks like King Kong's lucky day.
 burritos: No escaping that haircut this time.
 bug: Yes, I'll have a slice of Andromeda cake please.
 Unbathed: But in Heaven, they are doing each other's makeup.
 Scoo: How can you tell when you're at a bulimic's birthday party? The girl is chained to the cake!
 luxuslurch: For the glory of Satan, of course!
 Sadbot: At least pretend you're into it
 Poop van Pants: Game of Thrones stunt double interns
 Knice: These ladies look entirely done with my shit.
 windmill78: Ugh, the strippers are supposed to go inside the cake
 ppr4: Busby Berkeley was enjoying life right about then
 boxboxbox: Manos: The Hands of Fate?
Image 86062   02-25-16   Uploaded by    Micro Jackson
Score:
563
 
 Colbo Mundus: never post here again
 CrustyDusty: lol, derp-caps
 CrustyDusty: gRAYS ARE SQUIRRELS TOO.
 Air Biscuit: Filming a knife safety psa?
Image 86061   02-25-16   Uploaded by    KnowLifer
Image 86060 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Lutha. You have brought shame on us, Lutha.
Score:
615
 
 Blazcatten: I'll only buy the suit if it comes with the bird head.
 ModelTRex: New Harvey Birdman looking good.
 a robot: The new Stephen Colbert line of menswear
 VoR: @ughjeez I only watched for the drinking game so I don't remember much...sorry
 bug: Is your boyfriend a bird?
 ughjeez: @VoR He ain't not goddamn sonofabitch.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Horus lives
 shitshow: American eagle outfitters
 Mr. Butt: When you gotta symbolize Freedom but tha squad's going to prom.
 VoR: "Wear Eagles Dare!"
Image 86059   02-25-16   Uploaded by    myrealname
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