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262557  BavidDowie: Heh heh, "pairing"

262561  BavidDowie: For me and my Slenderman arm

262549  jazzjunkie: #175350 sees nothing wrong with this.

262554  WTF: I see the Grinch retired to Florida.

262569  Air Biscuit: @Barm Plopert or make friends with them. Depends on the spaceship.

262570  Air Biscuit: @Frang Dampombies im gonna miss that person.

262571  Air Biscuit: Quitting captive turkey?

262569  WTF: What you feel like after a night of drinking a case of Zima.

262567  Hyphae: @Crongo Rempumple haha, ballroom

262557  Bluetocracy: Lame. Survival Knife, Pocket Knife, and Chef Knife are the most used blades. I'd put a Katana on there too, but we're talking about knives. come on. Wait, Steak and Paring. Those are legit. But you have to be a master to know a Soup Knife.

262556  WTF: It looks as if you've got water on the cat and new cats are going to start popping off.

262560  WTF: "I'll have what she's having!"

262565  WTF: History? Ah, I almost forgot reading in school about the great Franco-Prussian window washer uprising of 1765.

262558  Bluetocracy: YOLO

262560  Bluetocracy: I am always positive... Positive that if I stop taking these meds, I will become a supervillain. Wait, that doesn't sound like a bad idea, since there aren't any heroes these days.

262571  WTF: If her cooking is anything like my wife's I bet he prefers her keep it locked, amirightguys?

262581  NotHuman: Here in Texas you'd need a pickup truck full of these just for your weekly trip to the grocery store.

262570  Mr. Shine: Sold his stake in MySpace for $580 million. In other news, this Red-pocalypse joke is breaking the site for me. I guess I'll see you guys when it's repaired. Be good to each other.

262566  Bluetocracy: you are adorable, but mommy said, "fetch my beer"

262567  Bluetocracy: 'corporate events'

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Score:
649
 
 Jimp Flumoble: Bulbasaur, NOOOooo!
 Bomp Drumuble: grumpy ca...pizza?
 Crarbo Flongo: @Matt Face Now I know what I must do for my next AG art project.
 Thampo Albombies: "I am pizza cat why don't you love me? WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?"
 Hump Cremoble: i have no idea what this is
 Crople Morpopert: well, time to plus all HaaH nods.
 Belm Morpumple: here kitty kitty....
 Vango Brongo: I love the Alot.
 Dolm Flupert: ........................................................eat me...............
 Guft Dampupert: really
 Murbo Morpumbies: @savvoy that's Alot of pizza! Also, I'm deeply pleased someone else on here knows who Alot is.
 Gaple Morpungo: It's the Alot! From Hyperbole and a half!
 Crarb Grongo: Pizza AG Mascot?
 Rongo Floble: Sad pizza cat?
Image 85959   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Pumpo Pluble
Score:
360
 
 Riwn Flumopert: Return flight #87387
 Voft Grunumbies: pick your battles, Flanders
 Thurbo Plomple: So how do I summon some chicken wings
 Malm Brumple: Could just say i lost my wife to a yogi
 Crang Plemomple: Namaste
 Mung Dampupert: It's misguided people like this that make Christians look bad.
 Mimpo Horpongo: The LORD has me warn you. YOGA pants cause camel toe.
 Belm Horpomple: And this pose is known as the "Corner Standing Douchebag" while not the most physically challenging pose few can master the complete mental emptiness it requires.
 Gomp Flongus: Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter
 Herm Flumumple: The LORD has me warn you. Don't put words in the LORD's mouth
 Pang Bromple: When Conservative Christians get to run everything, this is what Unemployment Benefits will look like, yay America!
 Frolm Plumple: Nope.
 Dirt Flumple: it's true. I was doing downward dog the other day and then my head spun around 360 degrees and vomited black bile and then fire shot out of my asshole.
 Vilm Albongus: Fucking Florida
 Mulm Drumongo: What are you wearing, "Jake from State Farm?"
Image 85958   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Harm Grunongus
Image 85957 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by skittles. Boo, skittles.
Score:
582
 
 Frewn Flomple: We do not care... whether or not we care
 Morbo Drumoble: now kiss
 Thimp Dampumple: @J. Random Bozo *nod*
 Flawn Brungo: Rad for turts OR torts
Image 85956   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Luwn Flupert
Score:
732
 
 Frirm Morpungus: Oh and...... Potheads
 Thople Dampungo: Bill and Ben the flower pot men. (True television show in Australia. The evil protagonist was called Mr Weed)
 Gelm Drumupert: Is it bad form to comment on my own image? Because I was hoping for "We are merely exchanging long protein strings. If you can think of a simpler way, I'd like to hear it."
 Crarm Plemongo: Is this that slippery slope Pat Robertson told me about?
 Long Groble: God hates shrubs. No shrubbery marriage.
 Port Flumongus: fuckin' florists
 Horb Drumungus: Soil containing cranium.
 Barbo Plemuble: I can't believe no one said Potheads yet!
 Vown Albumbies: Thanks, Rosebama.
 Milm Morpopert: Potheads.
 Trorbo Horpupert: Potheads.
 Bulm Horpoble: Potheads
 Crewn Brumbies: Bring us your dead!
Image 85955   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Heft Horpungus
Score:
355
 
 Pang Rempombies: Robby! I watched a little of this but there was more Captain Scarlet on so...
 Frerb Horpongo: I AM TOLD THAT LOVE CAN BE SENSED BY THE HEART. I HAVE A Q-TECH 1950-1202 CORE, BUT I CANNOT SENSE LOVE. THE HEART PUMPS BLOOD THROUGHOUT THE HUMAN FRAME. PLEASE GIVE ME YOUR BLOOD SO I CAN FEEL LOVE.
 Theng Albuble: "why. (bzzt) Do I. (whirrr) Exist?"
 Porb Albongus: I knew my fleshlight would one day evolve!
 Frerbo Cremongo: The robot "body works" exhibit was not as big a success as the human version
Image 85954   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Thert Plemungus
Score:
815
 
 Durbo Morpongus: I told you, never get them wet!
 Jerb Groble: "Dad! Hey dad! Dad-dad-dad-dad-dad...."
 Hampo Grungus: WOULD The Neverending Story have been better with an all-turtle cast? This provides a glimpse.
 Dirt Rempungo: This is a turtle with a smaller turtle on its head
 Herm Horpumbies: It's turtles all the way down
 Trald Morpombies: "He's on my head again, isn't he."
 Rurbo Dampopert: My hat is a tortoise. Your argument is invalid.
Image 85953   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Vown Drumopert
Score:
424
 
 Fling Drumuble: Hmmm i can't decide what to have for lunch
 Varbo Rempumbies: this strap is chafing my tootsie roll
 Florb Bromple: its ok guys. kids strapped in
 Crelm Albungus: This is abusive.
 Giple Plungo: twice
 Crurb Horpongo: this is like watching food network
 Thirt Fluble: hell yeah, lookin' for mommies
 Pung Grunuble: @LKoroton Now you can only read it for the articles; no more nudes in Playboy.
 Germ Grunumbies: Just strap him in the chair and give him a playboy he won't move. Now let's go get more bud lights.
 Parb Drumongo: @a robot checkin out the menu, that's all
 Flempo Plemombies: This is why 'supervised visitation' exists.
 Jald Dampungo: He's just hungry
 Meple Flumopert: He reads it for the articles
Image 85952   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Gold Dampongo
Score:
499
 
 Juple Plombies: MC with her dog, Mariah Hairy.
 Verb Flumungo: Bathe tight pupper.
 Rirm Plumple: dog wonders if he's been bad
 Rurb Flongus: Ok pup, tag me in!
 Virbo Horpungus: @Kalos oh no, this is a fancy bath, so it's at least 20%
 Thong Albungus: Mariah Carey coped well after the divorce
 Trewn Brumple: Bitch hit the jackpot
 Jort Flongus: That bath is at least 5% dog piss.
 Harbo Plemungo: Love it
Image 85951   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Jempo Rempongus
Score:
211
 
 Fring Horpombies: The secret of good healthy anal sex has been lost to mankind for eons
 Jort Grunomple: Not bungtastic
 Thumpo Gropert: Blah, blah...boring.
 Hown Morpoble: bottom right: porn hub comments on stock photos. While rule 34 is commonly known there is a complementry rule that if porn exists of a thing there must exist a non porn version of it.
 Crold Plemungus: @Janston Criminal Minds is Scooby Doo for adults.
 Daft Plungus: Trump's word salad style of putting words together is really catching on, eh?
 Trolm Grunuble: perparation
 Dulm Plemumbies: Is this a Criminal Minds episode? It seems like a Criminal Minds episode.
 Crirb Dampungus: @a robot I prefer to use my spellchecker, but I'm dirty like that
 Trimp Brumple: @Urchin Use your imagination
 Parm Flupert: It seems that in his attempt to simulate intelligence he forgot that most people can recognize broken syntax.
 Mold Plemongus: How does one perpare for anal sex?
 Vimpo Dampumple: friendlyspaceship.jpg
Image 85950   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Leld Rempombies
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