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272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

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272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Score:
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 leia: @ping When everything is "incredible," nothing is incredible.
 froggyfresh: Incredible? I don't believe it.
 afroking: why? lady has a buzz
 John Singapore: I'm am Failure to Comprehend why to put big Letters in Front of Words like That.
 Bluetocracy: she thought it was a milkrowave
 Anus: Her husband Dominic's brother is over for lunch
 HermwoodLitmajor: Trust me, the reason is thoroughly credible
 conner: The Reason? To heat it up!! Mind... Blown...
 Bone Loc: "He puts a bar of aluminum in the microwave - the reason is FIIIRRE!!!!!"
 uncannie: Cows hate this dairy hack - the reason is inedible
 cromerstu: She was making a quick latte.
 Knice: Why? Why?! GOD DAMMIT MILK LADY TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!
Image 85879   02-24-16   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
625
 
 moogerator: High pressure whimpering and puppy eyes.
 John Singapore: Hey, dog. Got any weird climbing gear stuff?
 Bluetocracy: I'm thinking about getting a new "... Roof" ... yeah! I've been trying to repair it myself, but just can't keep up lately. It's pretty "...Ruff?" exactly! Hey, you know, you're pretty smart, for a dog. "No shit. How many dogs do you know that own their own business?"
 Bone Loc: Fido-nancing available
 SomeCanadian: Most adorable loan officer out there.
 nerdhulk: wtffffff
 Kalos: Deputy Dog is HoP on this space station.
 J. Random Bozo: @a robot the wolves of Wall Street
 Cami: My dad spent his whole life in this spot and now he's dead...So this is my life now
 a robot: Dogs are getting all kinds of jobs lately #75278
 cenecia: I would apply, but I can't get past the language barrier.
 hnnngh: @Knice I am doing your loan application an approve.
 Sprinkles: Approval is easy. he shows you a cute kitten picture, if your heart melts then you don't qualify.
 Knice: May I borrow a couple borkfs?
Image 85878   02-24-16   Uploaded by    anonymous
Score:
436
 
 The Frito Bandito: This triggers me
 pig 3: I want to be a macho man at the YMCA
 Bluetocracy: Sean Penn's on'a Mexican Radio oh oh
 Fiasco: @Antimony That's just the sort of astute observation I would expect from you, Carver.
 Unbathed: Look to the sky! The flying saucers ... will always be there!
 willowsprite: Yeah....mainstream.....
 J. Random Bozo: Still thinking bout those beans
 HermwoodLitmajor: It comes down to this: we build the wall, or we kiss our jellybeans goodbye
 Cami: @Antimony And he has a hat taller than the Pope's.
 Antimony: The guy on the bottom right must be the ringleader. Looks like he's eaten the most Jellybeans.
 Borp Mento: on the far left, squints are cute
 Knice: I;m listening to thos jelly bean bandits.
 gutwheat: This porn is muy weird
Image 85877   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
526
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i...i just expected something more super
 SomeCanadian: All that work and you wear DIESEL underwear? something about this isn't right.
 Kalos: Lumpy nuts!
 willowsprite: Do you like my bathroom? Too bad.
 a robot: @Skaalar @PooFlinger TAKE IT OFF
 Skaalar: @PooFlinger indeed
 boomboomboom: Diesel underwear ruins it.
Image 85876   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Borm Pumpies
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389
 
 clayjar: @Urchin 3 legends!!
 Urchin: Olmec has fallen on hard times
 Jaunty Shrimp: Omg, true love blossoms!
 Janston: The face thing looks like the fave things from Sonic 3's Marble Gardens Zonewhydoiknowthat
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt not till I get off of work, sugar.
 Mr. Butt: @a sedated moose That depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt but how else are you supposed to reach the top chords to play the sweet meedly meedly meedly solo notes like lil Wayne?!
 Mr. Butt: You never buy an acoustic guitar with a cutaway. What the hell is wrong with you?
Image 85875   02-24-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
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 Cami: Lionel.
 drilldo: @Ulillillia It looks like Latte Aaaaaaaart
 Sharkface: What's wrong with your faaaaace?
 Kalos: Someone used one of those toaster plates on this.
 Knice: "Mew! Mew!"
 virtualman: Dreamsicle Tiger
Image 85874   02-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
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 norgu5: my occupation after dark...is goosing statues in the park...if Sherman's Horse can take it why can't you?
 Bluetocracy: Aw c'mon folks, don't you think this guy's getting a bum rap?
 Anus: 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
 SomeCanadian: DATAZZ.
 GoodSir: "Ex-squeeze me, may I ass you a question?"
 willowsprite: @Janston yeah, totes! So hilarious right? Sighhhh getalifeguy
 Cami: Mind you don't get a splinter.
 Janston: Whoa what a quirky, fun guy! Touching the butt of a maniquinn in public? So random! Lolol
 a sedated moose: @Scoo a little gram-ass?
 Porm Munties: That butt looks like the upholstery on my grandma's chairs
Image 85873   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
858
 
 pewdiepie: Whoop whoop
 willowsprite: Polly had a little cracker .....HAD.
 ThatGuy: Death is imminent.
 misterjoe: Falco looks great in the new Starfox game
 agger gater: Live-action version of Angry Birds looking good
 Urchin: Polly want a MURDER
 a robot: So pretty, so angry
 hnnngh: : SQUAWK
Image 85872   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
665
 
 Bone Loc: This is actually a really nice photo. I like it.
 willowsprite: Should I stay or should I go now
 Borm Pumpies: All of my Marios have prepared me for this. I just hop up along those until I find a big trove of coins and a Raccoon Leaf up at the top.
 Mr. Pepper: Now THIS is pod racing!
 chhumphrey: Marry Poppins Transportation Company
Image 85871   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
981
 
 bubbles: MacDonnalds claimed there was no dog in their happy meals.
 Skaalar: @Fishy Abuse to the poor people that are gonna have the shit scared out of them when this monstrosity rounds a corner..
 PissedOff: Wow, much meal, such happy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ba da bababa not lovin' it
 Bone Loc: Yappy Meal
 SomeCanadian: Rad for corgs. Always rad for corgs.
 Fishy: This is abuse to me.
Image 85870   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
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