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228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.



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Score:
387
 
 Robespierre: @ping When everything is "incredible," nothing is incredible.
 ping: Incredible? I don't believe it.
 afroking: why? lady has a buzz
 John Singapore: I'm am Failure to Comprehend why to put big Letters in Front of Words like That.
 Bluetocracy: she thought it was a milkrowave
 Anus: Her husband Dominic's brother is over for lunch
 HermwoodLitmajor: Trust me, the reason is thoroughly credible
 Scoo: The Reason? To heat it up!! Mind... Blown...
 Bone Loc: "He puts a bar of aluminum in the microwave - the reason is FIIIRRE!!!!!"
 Robespierre: Cows hate this dairy hack - the reason is inedible
 cromerstu: She was making a quick latte.
 Knice: Why? Why?! GOD DAMMIT MILK LADY TELL ME YOUR SECRETS!!!
Image 85879   02-24-16   Uploaded by    originaluser
Score:
625
 
 moogerator: High pressure whimpering and puppy eyes.
 John Singapore: Hey, dog. Got any weird climbing gear stuff?
 Bluetocracy: I'm thinking about getting a new "... Roof" ... yeah! I've been trying to repair it myself, but just can't keep up lately. It's pretty "...Ruff?" exactly! Hey, you know, you're pretty smart, for a dog. "No shit. How many dogs do you know that own their own business?"
 Bone Loc: Fido-nancing available
 SomeCanadian: Most adorable loan officer out there.
 nerdhulk: wtffffff
 Kalos: Deputy Dog is HoP on this space station.
 J. Random Bozo: @a robot the wolves of Wall Street
 Cami: My dad spent his whole life in this spot and now he's dead...So this is my life now
 a robot: Dogs are getting all kinds of jobs lately #75278
 cenecia: I would apply, but I can't get past the language barrier.
 hnnngh: @Knice I am doing your loan application an approve.
 VoR: Approval is easy. he shows you a cute kitten picture, if your heart melts then you don't qualify.
 Knice: May I borrow a couple borkfs?
Image 85878   02-24-16   Uploaded by    anonymous
Score:
436
 
 The Frito Bandito: This triggers me
 pig 3: I want to be a macho man at the YMCA
 Bluetocracy: Sean Penn's on'a Mexican Radio oh oh
 Fiasco: @Antimony That's just the sort of astute observation I would expect from you, Carver.
 Unbathed: Look to the sky! The flying saucers ... will always be there!
 willowsprite: Yeah....mainstream.....
 J. Random Bozo: Still thinking bout those beans
 HermwoodLitmajor: It comes down to this: we build the wall, or we kiss our jellybeans goodbye
 Cami: @Antimony And he has a hat taller than the Pope's.
 Antimony: The guy on the bottom right must be the ringleader. Looks like he's eaten the most Jellybeans.
 VoR: on the far left, squints are cute
 Knice: I;m listening to thos jelly bean bandits.
 Scoo: This porn is muy weird
Image 85877   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
502
 
 dobbiesdoogs: i...i just expected something more super
 SomeCanadian: All that work and you wear DIESEL underwear? something about this isn't right.
 Kalos: Lumpy nuts!
 willowsprite: Do you like my bathroom? Too bad.
 a robot: @Skaalar @PooFlinger TAKE IT OFF
 Skaalar: @PooFlinger indeed
 boomboomboom: Diesel underwear ruins it.
Image 85876   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Robespierre
Score:
389
 
 clayjar: @Urchin 3 legends!!
 Urchin: Olmec has fallen on hard times
 Jaunty Shrimp: Omg, true love blossoms!
 Janston: The face thing looks like the fave things from Sonic 3's Marble Gardens Zonewhydoiknowthat
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt not till I get off of work, sugar.
 Mr. Butt: @a sedated moose That depends. Can you go fuck yourself?
 a sedated moose: @Mr. Butt but how else are you supposed to reach the top chords to play the sweet meedly meedly meedly solo notes like lil Wayne?!
 Mr. Butt: You never buy an acoustic guitar with a cutaway. What the hell is wrong with you?
Image 85875   02-24-16   Uploaded by    artfulcodger
Score:
680
 
 Cami: Lionel.
 Scoo: @Ulillillia It looks like Latte Aaaaaaaart
 Ulillillia: What's wrong with your faaaaace?
 Kalos: Someone used one of those toaster plates on this.
 Knice: "Mew! Mew!"
 virtualman: Dreamsicle Tiger
Image 85874   02-24-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
206
 
 norgu5: my occupation after dark...is goosing statues in the park...if Sherman's Horse can take it why can't you?
 Bluetocracy: Aw c'mon folks, don't you think this guy's getting a bum rap?
 Anus: 'Cause silicone parts are made for toys
 SomeCanadian: DATAZZ.
 Scoo: "Ex-squeeze me, may I ass you a question?"
 willowsprite: @Janston yeah, totes! So hilarious right? Sighhhh getalifeguy
 Cami: Mind you don't get a splinter.
 Janston: Whoa what a quirky, fun guy! Touching the butt of a maniquinn in public? So random! Lolol
 a sedated moose: @Scoo a little gram-ass?
 Scoo: That butt looks like the upholstery on my grandma's chairs
Image 85873   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Score:
858
 
 pewdiepie: Whoop whoop
 willowsprite: Polly had a little cracker .....HAD.
 ThatGuy: Death is imminent.
 misterjoe: Falco looks great in the new Starfox game
 Scoo: Live-action version of Angry Birds looking good
 Urchin: Polly want a MURDER
 a robot: So pretty, so angry
 hnnngh: : SQUAWK
Image 85872   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
665
 
 Bone Loc: This is actually a really nice photo. I like it.
 willowsprite: Should I stay or should I go now
 Borm Pumpies: All of my Marios have prepared me for this. I just hop up along those until I find a big trove of coins and a Raccoon Leaf up at the top.
 Scoo: Now THIS is pod racing!
 chhumphrey: Marry Poppins Transportation Company
Image 85871   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
981
 
 bubbles: MacDonnalds claimed there was no dog in their happy meals.
 Skaalar: @Fishy Abuse to the poor people that are gonna have the shit scared out of them when this monstrosity rounds a corner..
 PissedOff: Wow, much meal, such happy.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Ba da bababa not lovin' it
 Bone Loc: Yappy Meal
 SomeCanadian: Rad for corgs. Always rad for corgs.
 Fishy: This is abuse to me.
Image 85870   02-24-16   Uploaded by    Rent A Dog
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