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257851  dobbiesdoogs: happy birthday benjamin button

257851  Mr. Butt: 1.00

257863  ignatz: .. also 3 and 4 are in the wrong order

257854  Bohab: Lovely little leveretts

257858  ignatz: The floor IS lava

257825  Warrax: This leaves open so many other wonderful possibilities.

257797  Clim Tinties: good life hack

257859  ignatz: Too high then too low

257818  Spazstatic: Smiling Dog Crew is a bunch of people who are typically really good pilots but rarely take mercy. I typically try to avoid them just in case they are in a bad mood.

257855  sparename: This would look even worse with ketchup. Or mayo...

257863  Prefuse: 2nd from left is perfect

257863  ignatz: ... Cappuccino?

257855  Solemn: -PRRRT-

257855  ignatz: You gotta be shittin' me..

257844  Not A Bot: For puzzles everybody knows you start with the fucking corner pieces.

257770  p nut: Dying @Mr. Shine...

257850  Peter Pantsless: Vehicular manslaughter WITH STYLE!

257844  Sadbot: I'll take anything on the PS2 over the weird jumpy textures of the first PS

257809  Greifer: and now to something completely different

257850  Solemn: Life at Andy's house wasn't the same after Mrs. Nesbitt discovered clubbing.

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257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257787 some guy : This image is upside-down.

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257824 WannaBee: Chicks with blocks and clocks come.

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257724 addend: Is this Kansas City, Kansas, or Kansas City, Missouri? Asking for a friend.

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257769 Mad Collager: Do you really need THAT much insurance for one bike?

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Image 85725 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sumo. Boo, sumo.
 E. HONDA: coffee wrestling, the world's most stimulating contact sport
 anonymous: Lies. Cocaine is clearly superior.
 Matt Face: @dobbiesdoogs that's wrong but I +1 it anyways.
 dobbiesdoogs: "coffee, it's to die for." - t. wayne, m. wayne
 Skinr: I take my coffee with two Bat-Creams and one Bat-Sugar
 buds420: Holy Peculators! How will the frothy duo get out of this one?
 a robot: This image is my new religion.
 Nope: The set designers must have hated everyone
Image 85724   02-23-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 Micro Jackson: Big fwog
 Kool Aid Man: It is wednesday my dudes
 rip odb: your kid looks funny
 noble naga: does no one else seeing the dancing frog?
 Bone Loc: @Red hello my ragtime gaaaaaallll
 Red: hello my baby, hello my honey
 duckfarts: never skip arm day
 Janston: Somebody's been doing squats.
Image 85723   02-23-16   Uploaded by    jem
 Micro Jackson: I wish your but would go away
 namename: A burp is a wish my mouth makes.
 CuriouSir: omg! I only just realized that this is parodying that one song from cinderella. "a dream is a wish your heart makes, when youre fast asleep...(etc.)"
 Commodore 64: I fling poot at you.
 Skaalar: "I wish to be karate chopped."
 dobbiesdoogs: my butt apparently keeps wishing everyone would leave the room
 CuriouSir: "I wish chipotle didnt exist."
 duckfarts: it's the sound of a butthorn
 CHA: No, a fart is your butt's dry heave.
 Janston: Is it, though?
Image 85722   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Science: Cerebus on vacation
 Jaunty Shrimp: @duckfarts It was in connection to them, yes.
 duckfarts: HOLY SHIT THEY MAKE THEM IN THIS COLOR TOO????????????/////
 duckfarts: @Jaunty Shrimp was it because of balls?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I was this excited in life, once.
Image 85721   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 indolentia: That's pretty cool.
 E. HONDA: Figure 1. Fully articulated Escher widget
 Anus: @topcity It's real like the female orgasm. Does anyone really know for sure, nah.. but when we think we're seeing one it's neat as hell.
 Throb: The school woodshed has zero tolerance for eldrich geometry. I'm afraid we have no choice but to banish you to R'lyeh
 topcity: Whoa @grizzly @duckfarts I've seen this a couple times before but it never clicked that it was actually physically real. The comments really do make this site, ha!
 grizzly: @duckfarts it isn't. It's three pieces of wood. One piece is stacked on top of the other. The top piece's end was then cut at a 45 degree angle and different shaded wedge piece is glued on (I'm guessing).
 morakdais: this has got nothing on my dodecatrapahedron
 bug: Ikea instructions unclear - I accidentally broke the universe.
 a robot: Stop that!
 J. Random Bozo: @duckfarts woodshopped
 duckfarts: clever photo, and i think it's not shopped
 Warezlock: You borked my brain.
Image 85720   02-23-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Korrok: I'm told he plays a mean pinball.
 adeadcrab: 'Coming Soon!'
 duckfarts: tommy's erection is made out of mechanically separated meat, which may include particles or fragments of hair, skin, chompers, and bone
 noble naga: wow, tommy's doing pretty good for himself
Image 85719   02-23-16   Uploaded by    waffles
 indolentia: lick it! liiiicck iiiiiiiitt.
 harpooneer: Clearly the D, like pi, is a fundamental constant of the universe, showing up in all kinds of unlikely places
 SoyUnPerdedor: D-caf
 anonymous: Give it a lick
 Janston: I like my something like I like my something, etc.
 duckfarts: give it a few seconds and it'll get longer
 HermwoodLitmajor: Phalleidolia
 Zampano: og whatever, its not that big and dark
 mrdiron: you find it in the most mundane things
Image 85718   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 Mern Trulbo: seeming legitz
 Cami: Bear Cavalry, CHARGE!
 CHA: These are the gladiatorial races that they don't teach you about in school.
 horny horn: the fuck...
 DrinkMixMan: @duckfarts Damn, nice double whammy.
 duckfarts: so your girlfriend likes it bearback
Image 85717   02-23-16   Uploaded by    danny
 NuckinFutz: Crouching Tiger Hidden Hamsters
 Unbathed: Myst practical effects looking mindblowing
 WaffleIron: Damn ewoks
 HermwoodLitmajor: Yub Nub
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in Hobbyism
 Coolguy: I lost patience just looking at this
 Air Biscuit: Bonsai!
 duckfarts: man, those hamster tunnels are baller as fuck
 a robot: Super rad!
Image 85716   02-23-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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