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268123  smusher: Grab yourself a Crusch

268251  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

268250  kate shutupton: I thought it was just that he brought in his dog as in his friend. Took me a whole two seconds to realize his name was Snoop Dogg.

268241  Sadbot: It's rabbit turds, bro

267420  Mr Bleak: Carfetti - the trucks are marking their territory.

268238  Dr Awkward: Your monkey looks sick

268229  Dr Awkward: Is this a real picture?!

268156  2Berries: Looks like you can swap heads

268243  a robot: No wait, it's "more like Sudo-WOOD-o, amirite!"

268243  a robot: Stupid sexy Diglett!

268236  a robot: Remove Vaseline from camera lens before taking photo please

268194  2Berries: If he don't, who will?

268203  2Berries: Just tried it with milk foe the first time #lifechanging

268242  Knice: Big doubt.

268243  Knice: I envy their free-time.

268244  Knice: hahah, yeah ... what?

268248  Wumph Morms: Mountains of panties need tall tires, yes.

268246  Knice: flerf

268247  Knice: Woah, black bars...

268222  mexican: You called?

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267952 Air Biscuit: (Serious jim carrey voice)"twenty-three!!!!!!!!"

267988 Bluetocracy: What a RADiant city. All that old iron gives it so much character.

268039 Spazstatic: I've heard of being "all thumbs" but this is ridiculous!

267978 ChubbyBuddy: fair

267949 WannaBee: It's the Church Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster! The head of the church has been dubbed the 'ministeroni'. They are legally recognized in New Zealand and can perform weddings.

267916 Peter Pantsless: @Felicity that's perfect listening for space truckin' in Elite: Dangerous. I'll bet fellow CMDR @Spazstatic would agree

267930 Theimposter: This is the future of retail if active cameoflage is ever issued to the military...

267946 Felicity: I want to be 15 years old, watching Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, eating Pac Man cereal, with my hair big and spiky, and wearing that dress

268108 Felicity: The knight and the demon are impressed that the wizard conjured forth a maiden!

268103 E. HONDA: username/upload...?

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11. Gomi Day: 1570 points
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13. ChubbyBuddy: 1502 points
14. midgetcastle: 1494 points
15. Bacon Train: 1482 points
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Image 85725 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by sumo. Your image was bad, sumo.
 E. HONDA: coffee wrestling, the world's most stimulating contact sport
 anonymous: Lies. Cocaine is clearly superior.
 Matt Face: @dobbiesdoogs that's wrong but I +1 it anyways.
 dobbiesdoogs: "coffee, it's to die for." - t. wayne, m. wayne
 Skinr: I take my coffee with two Bat-Creams and one Bat-Sugar
 buds420: Holy Peculators! How will the frothy duo get out of this one?
 a robot: This image is my new religion.
 Nope: The set designers must have hated everyone
Image 85724   02-23-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 Micro Jackson: Big fwog
 Kool Aid Man: It is wednesday my dudes
 rip odb: your kid looks funny
 noble naga: does no one else seeing the dancing frog?
 Bone Loc: @Red hello my ragtime gaaaaaallll
 Red: hello my baby, hello my honey
 duckfarts: never skip arm day
 Janston: Somebody's been doing squats.
Image 85723   02-23-16   Uploaded by    jem
 Micro Jackson: I wish your but would go away
 namename: A burp is a wish my mouth makes.
 CuriouSir: omg! I only just realized that this is parodying that one song from cinderella. "a dream is a wish your heart makes, when youre fast asleep...(etc.)"
 Commodore 64: I fling poot at you.
 Skaalar: "I wish to be karate chopped."
 dobbiesdoogs: my butt apparently keeps wishing everyone would leave the room
 CuriouSir: "I wish chipotle didnt exist."
 duckfarts: it's the sound of a butthorn
 CHA: No, a fart is your butt's dry heave.
 Janston: Is it, though?
Image 85722   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 Science: Cerebus on vacation
 Jaunty Shrimp: @duckfarts It was in connection to them, yes.
 duckfarts: HOLY SHIT THEY MAKE THEM IN THIS COLOR TOO????????????/////
 duckfarts: @Jaunty Shrimp was it because of balls?
 Jaunty Shrimp: I was this excited in life, once.
Image 85721   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Morn Bumbies
 indolentia: That's pretty cool.
 E. HONDA: Figure 1. Fully articulated Escher widget
 Anus: @topcity It's real like the female orgasm. Does anyone really know for sure, nah.. but when we think we're seeing one it's neat as hell.
 Throb: The school woodshed has zero tolerance for eldrich geometry. I'm afraid we have no choice but to banish you to R'lyeh
 topcity: Whoa @grizzly @duckfarts I've seen this a couple times before but it never clicked that it was actually physically real. The comments really do make this site, ha!
 grizzly: @duckfarts it isn't. It's three pieces of wood. One piece is stacked on top of the other. The top piece's end was then cut at a 45 degree angle and different shaded wedge piece is glued on (I'm guessing).
 morakdais: this has got nothing on my dodecatrapahedron
 bug: Ikea instructions unclear - I accidentally broke the universe.
 a robot: Stop that!
 J. Random Bozo: @duckfarts woodshopped
 duckfarts: clever photo, and i think it's not shopped
 Warezlock: You borked my brain.
Image 85720   02-23-16   Uploaded by    kate shutupton
 Korrok: I'm told he plays a mean pinball.
 adeadcrab: 'Coming Soon!'
 duckfarts: tommy's erection is made out of mechanically separated meat, which may include particles or fragments of hair, skin, chompers, and bone
 noble naga: wow, tommy's doing pretty good for himself
Image 85719   02-23-16   Uploaded by    waffles
 indolentia: lick it! liiiicck iiiiiiiitt.
 harpooneer: Clearly the D, like pi, is a fundamental constant of the universe, showing up in all kinds of unlikely places
 SoyUnPerdedor: D-caf
 anonymous: Give it a lick
 Janston: I like my something like I like my something, etc.
 duckfarts: give it a few seconds and it'll get longer
 HermwoodLitmajor: Phalleidolia
 Zampano: og whatever, its not that big and dark
 mrdiron: you find it in the most mundane things
Image 85718   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Morpen Lungus
 Mern Trulbo: seeming legitz
 Cami: Bear Cavalry, CHARGE!
 CHA: These are the gladiatorial races that they don't teach you about in school.
 horny horn: the fuck...
 DrinkMixMan: @duckfarts Damn, nice double whammy.
 duckfarts: so your girlfriend likes it bearback
Image 85717   02-23-16   Uploaded by    danny
 NuckinFutz: Crouching Tiger Hidden Hamsters
 Unbathed: Myst practical effects looking mindblowing
 WaffleIron: Damn ewoks
 HermwoodLitmajor: Yub Nub
 Jaunty Shrimp: A+ in Hobbyism
 Coolguy: I lost patience just looking at this
 Air Biscuit: Bonsai!
 duckfarts: man, those hamster tunnels are baller as fuck
 a robot: Super rad!
Image 85716   02-23-16   Uploaded by    willowsprite
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