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210246  pusha p: The man is drowning in bacon, it's hilarious.

210248  PenguinBartender: Live action Lion King reboot looking -- *hurk!*

210230  Felicity: My theory is that either (a) someone is not flushing or (b) someone is doing huge toilet-killing poos that clog the toilet. Either way they should stop

210228  SharkysMachine: Ce n'est pas ma belle femme!

210239  Felicity: Robot activated

210240  Felicity: Now I want a hamburger. And I still want pizza, from before!

210231  a robot: Wake me up when you're serving steamed hams.

210248  SharkysMachine: Got my spine, got my orange crush

210172  Felicity: Time to catch the Shuttlebus Tyderium

210240  bug: Also, great username/upload.

210240  bug: same.

210252  Youll Cowards: Bricktop, you're such a charmer.

210196  Felicity: @Dr Awkward Did they revoke his honourary doctorate of physical education?

210212  illBilliam: The scroll down on this pic was excellent.

210252  Bumbo Lungys: Dya like dags?

210244  AlexDeLarge: Virus danced crazy!

210229  illBilliam: This guy probably paid for this.

210244  Mr. Shine: *and the werld's a phage . . . *

210228  Not A Bot: ...came.

210243  Mr. Shine: *approaches table* "OK, who ordered the Pollo ala Guano?"

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210045 Yurishiro: Dickeyboard? No I do NOT want to hear the sounds it makes.

210015 Yurishiro: Eat pizza in Italy, after that you'll find anywhere else's pizza is gross or not even pizza at all.

210121 Teechur: @Christina @dangerkeith3000 He may only be an amateur baiter. He needs to take his baiting to the master level.

210132 Chest Rockwell: This guy's kid must be huge.

210107 Felicity: @brown tony I have to pee pretty soon. One time I applied for a data entry job with this teacher who had a Macintosh LC and I really wanted to use that Macintosh LC but my friend got the job instead. In 1986-1987 there was a fashion trend of Asian men dying just one lock of hair blond, and I miss that, it was sexy.

210150 Ulillillia: The Cathy Gourmet

210095 Christina: None of those will happen.

210162 a robot: Why is someone testing out the world's most obnoxiously bright camera flash in this random office?

210026 Science: @Greek Fire: Yes, but stone does tend to be more resilient than composite materials, and especially tarmac. Roman roads also didn't have the tremendous weights and traffic flows that roads today do. Plus slavery makes it super cheap and easy to produce wonders that last throughout the ages.

210039 kristaleibel: For sale: baby shoes, never worn.



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Score:
688
 
 Mr. Shine: Let me just add that lubrication is key. You gotta lubricate.
 WaffleIron: @Bob Buttwhiskers : That requires energy input to the system in the form of splooge. Not perpetual motion, and thermodynamics is obeyed.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: No. The secret of perpetual motion is a splooge powered motor and he endless amounts of porn that exists on the internet.
 Cami: The secret of perpetual motion is to never stop moving.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: The weight of the block is not represented by the perceived number on the block... so no.
 your nana: Never trips over, stands up on his own He is a blockhead, thinking man full grown
 San DoDo: My first comment?
 VoR: This is the worst image with 500+ rads. I think we may have something wrong with us.
 Korrok: Make it so!
 AdamBomb286: If it had guyliner and some scars on it's arms, it could be a perpetual emotion machine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'd truly like to weigh in but I need a text to read in conjunction with the photo...or another photo with this photo, wink wink nudge nudge.
 Coolguy: You need to quantize some energy on the bottom of that and then let the momentum handle the rest.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian jared no
 duckfarts: perpetual motion would require ag to support gifs I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS, MODS, GET ON IT
 Warezlock: If you run the 69 machine backwards, it enters the 96 state also known as an entropy pump. This was actually reduced to practice in an electronic form by one E. Brown who added a tertiary branch to the flow, effectively rendering it a controllable time circuit which he dubbed the flux capacitor. Oddly, it needed to be installed in a low production sports car to work decently.
 Air Biscuit: Using the law of 69s to generate infinite amounts of power? Is there anything math cant do?
 claphands: But the weight at the top is a bent cock, so how does that figure in? Bent is a funny way to put it. I guess he's just flaccid?
 SomeCanadian: @crudites Actually, it does. A perpetual motion machine generally violates it all, like a pedophile at a sleepover.
 hurr: Q: Is this the secret to perpetual motion? A: no...no not at all
 crudites: I'm not a stuff expert but I don't think this has much to do with thermodynamics
 SoyUnPerdedor: Everyday I create entropy hahaha
 Skinr: if you could selectively alter the water pressure in a single tank, something like this could actually be done, except with floating pieces instead of blocks; too bad water pressure is spread throughout the whole container
 Scoo: The secret is the split Cancer Zodiac symbol on the top and bottom. Provides the necessary Magick.
 Fishy: HEHE 69v
 CrustyDusty: This is the secret to wormholes.
 Moe Burt: f it weighs 6 units going up, but 9 units going down, it's a design for a perpetual motion machine!
 Agamemnon Triforce: What about energy lost to friction?
 ping: That's just brilliant. Love it.
 Unbathed: If all the hippies cut off all their hair, I don't care; I don't care: because I got my own world to live through, and I'm not going to copy you.
 VoR: I dunno, 6 of something. grams, lbs, tons or tonnes, Kgs...apples
 Kalos: 69. TEEHEE.
 SomeCanadian: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Image 85587   02-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
591
 
 dickbutt: Look man, the parking lot was full and I really had to shit
 hammy: Something something pizza, something minutes or less.
 Air Biscuit: @Cami it totally is, i love the parts where they stop and get out and try to argue that they are justified driving on the sidewalk.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit Those kids are awesome. It's a war on entitlement.
 WaffleIron: It's hard to find a parking spot in most european cities.
 Naime: Son... That is not how you parallel park.
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets gah dyslexia
 NoRagrets: It if fits, it sits.
 Mern Trulbo: Someone didn't think that carport out too well.
 CastleBravo: Lllllllike a glove.
 funny in the wall: must belong to a cat
 Anus: Hail dent removal guys hate him for this one simple trick
 au bon pain: Somehow all my cars end up parked like this.. but only in GTA.
 abrahamx: Well, it DOES kinda look like a carport
 J. Random Bozo: You should see the passive aggressive note I left this driver
 Air Biscuit: If you dont move in 2 minutes, stop a douchebag is gonna put a sticker on your windshield.
 Fancy Clown: Safe a place as any...
 Knice: This is fine.
Image 85586   02-23-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
367
 
 Pizza: @DonkeyPuncher Maybe she'll find that elusive cake
 Fishy: No problem!
 craftjunk: she pood on the escalator
 Anus: That was never an escalator! She's climbing a stairway to liesville!
 pig 3: Mitch :( @Knice
 Bone Loc: "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
 Knice: RIP, Mitch.
 ping: "...out of service." ... riiiiight...
Image 85585   02-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
187
 
 Skaalar: I play the yellophone. It's a cone I scream into when I want to let the people on the street know I'm awake.
 peeper: congrats on your bad post
 Air Biscuit: @Fancy Clown who plays a jar? Mayonnaise by itself is an instrument.
 Fancy Clown: I'm at grade 6 on the Mayo jar
 SomeCanadian: I plays the mayo!
 Mexico: No Horseradish option?
Image 85584   02-23-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
809
 
 Air Biscuit: Cant advocate dogbeating.
Image 85583   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Image 85582 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. Boo, watwatwat.
Score:
842
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Matt Face: @anonymous it happens to all of us, especially if you're excited about kittens. I RAD for you.
 carpwoman: I love these little kittehs!
 5 Headed Snake God: EEEEEEEEEE :3
 anonymous: I accidentally bad voted, sorry kitties.
 Air Biscuit: Tribbles with ears.
 Christina: KITTEHZ!!
Image 85581   02-23-16   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
336
 
 nathan: Looks like Hans Moleman
 Viles Davis: Wallace Shawn aging well.
Image 85580   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
283
 
 copunter: He's my boyfriend, and if you don't let me tag him, he'll never know
 Scoo: "Because IMAGE BOT already rejected this 2 times and I got no where else to go, man, please!"
 ModelTRex: Beastiality is a crime, ma'am.
 Frank herbert: sounds abusive to me
 windmill78: Define animal video, your boyfriend's a furry, right?
Image 85579   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
586
 
 Skaalar: @garbagedick I love you.
 garbagedick: TAUN FUCKING TAUN ITS NOT FUCKING HARD
 drhenry: shut the fuck up nerd. God damn it
 Korrok: NNYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD!
 Viles Davis: @crudites Don't forget to go to Bryce's house for pancakes.
 crudites: Never owned patagonia because he has always been an LLBean and Northface brah
 crudites: I'll get my friend Tanner to drop it off for me. I think my bro Skylar has the receipt, so I need to app him with smartphones.
 VoR: people watch films
 mrdiron: At least two people in this world don't know how to spell Taun Taun
Image 85578   02-23-16   Uploaded by    alborland
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