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163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

163936  Bob: @Knice Alternate lyrics

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Score:
688
 
 Mr. Shine: Let me just add that lubrication is key. You gotta lubricate.
 WaffleIron: @Bob Buttwhiskers : That requires energy input to the system in the form of splooge. Not perpetual motion, and thermodynamics is obeyed.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: No. The secret of perpetual motion is a splooge powered motor and he endless amounts of porn that exists on the internet.
 Cami: The secret of perpetual motion is to never stop moving.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: The weight of the block is not represented by the perceived number on the block... so no.
 your nana: Never trips over, stands up on his own He is a blockhead, thinking man full grown
 San DoDo: My first comment?
 VoR: This is the worst image with 500+ rads. I think we may have something wrong with us.
 Lil Buddy: Make it so!
 AdamBomb286: If it had guyliner and some scars on it's arms, it could be a perpetual emotion machine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'd truly like to weigh in but I need a text to read in conjunction with the photo...or another photo with this photo, wink wink nudge nudge.
 Coolguy: You need to quantize some energy on the bottom of that and then let the momentum handle the rest.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian jared no
 duckfarts: perpetual motion would require ag to support gifs I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS, MODS, GET ON IT
 Warezlock: If you run the 69 machine backwards, it enters the 96 state also known as an entropy pump. This was actually reduced to practice in an electronic form by one E. Brown who added a tertiary branch to the flow, effectively rendering it a controllable time circuit which he dubbed the flux capacitor. Oddly, it needed to be installed in a low production sports car to work decently.
 Air Biscuit: Using the law of 69s to generate infinite amounts of power? Is there anything math cant do?
 claphands: But the weight at the top is a bent cock, so how does that figure in? Bent is a funny way to put it. I guess he's just flaccid?
 SomeCanadian: @crudites Actually, it does. A perpetual motion machine generally violates it all, like a pedophile at a sleepover.
 hurr: Q: Is this the secret to perpetual motion? A: no...no not at all
 crudites: I'm not a stuff expert but I don't think this has much to do with thermodynamics
 SoyUnPerdedor: Everyday I create entropy hahaha
 Skinr: if you could selectively alter the water pressure in a single tank, something like this could actually be done, except with floating pieces instead of blocks; too bad water pressure is spread throughout the whole container
 Scoo: The secret is the split Cancer Zodiac symbol on the top and bottom. Provides the necessary Magick.
 Fishy: HEHE 69v
 CrustyDusty: This is the secret to wormholes.
 Moe Burt: f it weighs 6 units going up, but 9 units going down, it's a design for a perpetual motion machine!
 Agamemnon Triforce: What about energy lost to friction?
 ping: That's just brilliant. Love it.
 Unbathed: If all the hippies cut off all their hair, I don't care; I don't care: because I got my own world to live through, and I'm not going to copy you.
 VoR: I dunno, 6 of something. grams, lbs, tons or tonnes, Kgs...apples
 Kalos: 69. TEEHEE.
 SomeCanadian: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Image 85587   02-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
591
 
 dickbutt: Look man, the parking lot was full and I really had to shit
 hammy: Something something pizza, something minutes or less.
 Air Biscuit: @Cami it totally is, i love the parts where they stop and get out and try to argue that they are justified driving on the sidewalk.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit Those kids are awesome. It's a war on entitlement.
 WaffleIron: It's hard to find a parking spot in most european cities.
 Naime: Son... That is not how you parallel park.
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets gah dyslexia
 NoRagrets: It if fits, it sits.
 Mern Trulbo: Someone didn't think that carport out too well.
 CastleBravo: Lllllllike a glove.
 funny in the wall: must belong to a cat
 Anus: Hail dent removal guys hate him for this one simple trick
 au bon pain: Somehow all my cars end up parked like this.. but only in GTA.
 abrahamx: Well, it DOES kinda look like a carport
 J. Random Bozo: You should see the passive aggressive note I left this driver
 Air Biscuit: If you dont move in 2 minutes, stop a douchebag is gonna put a sticker on your windshield.
 Fancy Clown: Safe a place as any...
 Knice: This is fine.
Image 85586   02-23-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
367
 
 Pizza: @DonkeyPuncher Maybe she'll find that elusive cake
 Fishy: No problem!
 craftjunk: she pood on the escalator
 Anus: That was never an escalator! She's climbing a stairway to liesville!
 pig 3: Mitch :( @Knice
 Bone Loc: "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
 Knice: RIP, Mitch.
 ping: "...out of service." ... riiiiight...
Image 85585   02-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
187
 
 Skaalar: I play the yellophone. It's a cone I scream into when I want to let the people on the street know I'm awake.
 peeper: congrats on your bad post
 Air Biscuit: @Fancy Clown who plays a jar? Mayonnaise by itself is an instrument.
 Fancy Clown: I'm at grade 6 on the Mayo jar
 SomeCanadian: I plays the mayo!
 Mexico: No Horseradish option?
Image 85584   02-23-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
809
 
 Air Biscuit: Cant advocate dogbeating.
Image 85583   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Image 85582 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. Boo, watwatwat.
Score:
842
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Matt Face: @anonymous it happens to all of us, especially if you're excited about kittens. I RAD for you.
 carpwoman: I love these little kittehs!
 5 Headed Snake God: EEEEEEEEEE :3
 anonymous: I accidentally bad voted, sorry kitties.
 Air Biscuit: Tribbles with ears.
 Christina: KITTEHZ!!
Image 85581   02-23-16   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
336
 
 nathan: Looks like Hans Moleman
 Viles Davis: Wallace Shawn aging well.
Image 85580   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
283
 
 copunter: He's my boyfriend, and if you don't let me tag him, he'll never know
 Scoo: "Because IMAGE BOT already rejected this 2 times and I got no where else to go, man, please!"
 ModelTRex: Beastiality is a crime, ma'am.
 Frank herbert: sounds abusive to me
 windmill78: Define animal video, your boyfriend's a furry, right?
Image 85579   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
586
 
 Skaalar: @garbagedick I love you.
 garbagedick: TAUN FUCKING TAUN ITS NOT FUCKING HARD
 drhenry: shut the fuck up nerd. God damn it
 Lil Buddy: NNYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD!
 Viles Davis: @crudites Don't forget to go to Bryce's house for pancakes.
 crudites: Never owned patagonia because he has always been an LLBean and Northface brah
 crudites: I'll get my friend Tanner to drop it off for me. I think my bro Skylar has the receipt, so I need to app him with smartphones.
 VoR: people watch films
 mrdiron: At least two people in this world don't know how to spell Taun Taun
Image 85578   02-23-16   Uploaded by    alborland
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