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156964  thebiglutovsky: Sadly, I cannot forget about my worries and my strife.

156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

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156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156898 Peter Pantsless: @guest As a Killer Instinct fan, I ask that you at least spell it right: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! You still get a (+) though

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright



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Score:
688
 
 Mr. Shine: Let me just add that lubrication is key. You gotta lubricate.
 WaffleIron: @Bob Buttwhiskers : That requires energy input to the system in the form of splooge. Not perpetual motion, and thermodynamics is obeyed.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: No. The secret of perpetual motion is a splooge powered motor and he endless amounts of porn that exists on the internet.
 Cami: The secret of perpetual motion is to never stop moving.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: The weight of the block is not represented by the perceived number on the block... so no.
 your nana: Never trips over, stands up on his own He is a blockhead, thinking man full grown
 San DoDo: My first comment?
 VoR: This is the worst image with 500+ rads. I think we may have something wrong with us.
 Lil Buddy: Make it so!
 AdamBomb286: If it had guyliner and some scars on it's arms, it could be a perpetual emotion machine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'd truly like to weigh in but I need a text to read in conjunction with the photo...or another photo with this photo, wink wink nudge nudge.
 Coolguy: You need to quantize some energy on the bottom of that and then let the momentum handle the rest.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian jared no
 duckfarts: perpetual motion would require ag to support gifs I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS, MODS, GET ON IT
 Warezlock: If you run the 69 machine backwards, it enters the 96 state also known as an entropy pump. This was actually reduced to practice in an electronic form by one E. Brown who added a tertiary branch to the flow, effectively rendering it a controllable time circuit which he dubbed the flux capacitor. Oddly, it needed to be installed in a low production sports car to work decently.
 Air Biscuit: Using the law of 69s to generate infinite amounts of power? Is there anything math cant do?
 claphands: But the weight at the top is a bent cock, so how does that figure in? Bent is a funny way to put it. I guess he's just flaccid?
 SomeCanadian: @crudites Actually, it does. A perpetual motion machine generally violates it all, like a pedophile at a sleepover.
 hurr: Q: Is this the secret to perpetual motion? A: no...no not at all
 crudites: I'm not a stuff expert but I don't think this has much to do with thermodynamics
 SoyUnPerdedor: Everyday I create entropy hahaha
 Skinr: if you could selectively alter the water pressure in a single tank, something like this could actually be done, except with floating pieces instead of blocks; too bad water pressure is spread throughout the whole container
 Scoo: The secret is the split Cancer Zodiac symbol on the top and bottom. Provides the necessary Magick.
 Fishy: HEHE 69v
 CrustyDusty: This is the secret to wormholes.
 Moe Burt: f it weighs 6 units going up, but 9 units going down, it's a design for a perpetual motion machine!
 Agamemnon Triforce: What about energy lost to friction?
 ping: That's just brilliant. Love it.
 Unbathed: If all the hippies cut off all their hair, I don't care; I don't care: because I got my own world to live through, and I'm not going to copy you.
 VoR: I dunno, 6 of something. grams, lbs, tons or tonnes, Kgs...apples
 Kalos: 69. TEEHEE.
 SomeCanadian: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Image 85587   02-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
Score:
591
 
 dickbutt: Look man, the parking lot was full and I really had to shit
 hammy: Something something pizza, something minutes or less.
 Air Biscuit: @Cami it totally is, i love the parts where they stop and get out and try to argue that they are justified driving on the sidewalk.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit Those kids are awesome. It's a war on entitlement.
 WaffleIron: It's hard to find a parking spot in most european cities.
 Naime: Son... That is not how you parallel park.
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets gah dyslexia
 NoRagrets: It if fits, it sits.
 Mern Trulbo: Someone didn't think that carport out too well.
 CastleBravo: Lllllllike a glove.
 funny in the wall: must belong to a cat
 Anus: Hail dent removal guys hate him for this one simple trick
 au bon pain: Somehow all my cars end up parked like this.. but only in GTA.
 abrahamx: Well, it DOES kinda look like a carport
 J. Random Bozo: You should see the passive aggressive note I left this driver
 Air Biscuit: If you dont move in 2 minutes, stop a douchebag is gonna put a sticker on your windshield.
 Fancy Clown: Safe a place as any...
 Knice: This is fine.
Image 85586   02-23-16   Uploaded by    eevee
Score:
367
 
 Pizza: @DonkeyPuncher Maybe she'll find that elusive cake
 Fishy: No problem!
 craftjunk: she pood on the escalator
 Anus: That was never an escalator! She's climbing a stairway to liesville!
 pig 3: Mitch :( @Knice
 Bone Loc: "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
 Knice: RIP, Mitch.
 ping: "...out of service." ... riiiiight...
Image 85585   02-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
Score:
187
 
 Skaalar: I play the yellophone. It's a cone I scream into when I want to let the people on the street know I'm awake.
 peeper: congrats on your bad post
 Air Biscuit: @Fancy Clown who plays a jar? Mayonnaise by itself is an instrument.
 Fancy Clown: I'm at grade 6 on the Mayo jar
 SomeCanadian: I plays the mayo!
 Mexico: No Horseradish option?
Image 85584   02-23-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
Score:
809
 
 Air Biscuit: Cant advocate dogbeating.
Image 85583   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Image 85582 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. We'll pray for you, watwatwat.
Score:
842
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
 Matt Face: @anonymous it happens to all of us, especially if you're excited about kittens. I RAD for you.
 carpwoman: I love these little kittehs!
 5 Headed Snake God: EEEEEEEEEE :3
 anonymous: I accidentally bad voted, sorry kitties.
 Air Biscuit: Tribbles with ears.
 Christina: KITTEHZ!!
Image 85581   02-23-16   Uploaded by    twisty
Score:
336
 
 nathan: Looks like Hans Moleman
 Viles Davis: Wallace Shawn aging well.
Image 85580   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
283
 
 copunter: He's my boyfriend, and if you don't let me tag him, he'll never know
 Scoo: "Because IMAGE BOT already rejected this 2 times and I got no where else to go, man, please!"
 ModelTRex: Beastiality is a crime, ma'am.
 Frank herbert: sounds abusive to me
 windmill78: Define animal video, your boyfriend's a furry, right?
Image 85579   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
Score:
586
 
 Skaalar: @garbagedick I love you.
 garbagedick: TAUN FUCKING TAUN ITS NOT FUCKING HARD
 drhenry: shut the fuck up nerd. God damn it
 Lil Buddy: NNYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRDD!
 Viles Davis: @crudites Don't forget to go to Bryce's house for pancakes.
 crudites: Never owned patagonia because he has always been an LLBean and Northface brah
 crudites: I'll get my friend Tanner to drop it off for me. I think my bro Skylar has the receipt, so I need to app him with smartphones.
 VoR: people watch films
 mrdiron: At least two people in this world don't know how to spell Taun Taun
Image 85578   02-23-16   Uploaded by    alborland
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