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238131  itskando: Son of Billy-Mays here, and I'm going to sell YOU a Sham-BOW-WOW!

238131  itskando: I have no idea what I'm doing.

238129  itskando: The Darjeeling Limited and Isle of Dogs mash-up coming along.

238129  Mr. Whiskers: Im from Maryland, btw, I just remember singing "the despot's heel is on thy shore" as a kid without realizing the "despot" was the US government

238129  Mr. Whiskers: I was about to start writing the Maryland state anthem before I remembered it's a confederate battle hymn

238120  Ulillillia: Ha ha cute, so no point wasting my time coming here

238129  Teechur: A posse of lads in plaid!

238124  Mr. Whiskers: Since the signature says its "Imanas Hoal", Im going with fake

238114  Not A Bot: Oh snap, now I need one of these.

238132  Mexico: I'll do it, but because I want to be the end boss of the cemetery I'm buried in.

238133  glenalec: Nope, they generally just bump the crappy bits forward to compensate.

238136  glenalec: The guys on production line 18 have been doing that for years!

237992  Snow Plow: @Robespierre Looool

238125  itskando
238125  itskando: In the third panel, he's balls and naked. The dog remains the same

238112  wolfpk: Yahoo is the only one of those that is still seriously active. (I don't count AOL as seriously active)

238123  Ulillillia: @WTF "Grab them by the..."

238115  wolfpk: What Chewy should have done.

238123  WTF: Either those are tiny hands or that's a huge...

238124  charlemagne: is normandale a college for opticians

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237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238029 Side Boob: They increased the horsepower by removing the turn signals.

238038 glenalec: vv Ewwww. That didn't come out right at all :-(

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

237968 fanny: @Annoying Vegan i just scrolled the link you sent, absolutely stunning cakes! The Breaking Bad ones are incredible!!

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

237928 funny in the wall: gelato is the only food in italy worth eating, i'd eat that tower

237950 Sadbot: @grizzly No bravery, I was around for the heyday of and stileproject. I fight for the living, as I'm already dead.

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 8. Taters: 2216 points
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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
12. caesar: 2012 points
13. Yurishiro: 1934 points
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 Mr. Shine: Let me just add that lubrication is key. You gotta lubricate.
 WaffleIron: @Bob Buttwhiskers : That requires energy input to the system in the form of splooge. Not perpetual motion, and thermodynamics is obeyed.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: No. The secret of perpetual motion is a splooge powered motor and he endless amounts of porn that exists on the internet.
 Cami: The secret of perpetual motion is to never stop moving.
 SpamSpamSpamSpam: The weight of the block is not represented by the perceived number on the block... so no.
 your nana: Never trips over, stands up on his own He is a blockhead, thinking man full grown
 San DoDo: My first comment?
 VoR: This is the worst image with 500+ rads. I think we may have something wrong with us.
 Korrok: Make it so!
 AdamBomb286: If it had guyliner and some scars on it's arms, it could be a perpetual emotion machine.
 Jaunty Shrimp: I'd truly like to weigh in but I need a text to read in conjunction with the photo...or another photo with this photo, wink wink nudge nudge.
 Coolguy: You need to quantize some energy on the bottom of that and then let the momentum handle the rest.
 duckfarts: @SomeCanadian jared no
 duckfarts: perpetual motion would require ag to support gifs I KNOW YOU CAN READ THIS, MODS, GET ON IT
 Warezlock: If you run the 69 machine backwards, it enters the 96 state also known as an entropy pump. This was actually reduced to practice in an electronic form by one E. Brown who added a tertiary branch to the flow, effectively rendering it a controllable time circuit which he dubbed the flux capacitor. Oddly, it needed to be installed in a low production sports car to work decently.
 Air Biscuit: Using the law of 69s to generate infinite amounts of power? Is there anything math cant do?
 claphands: But the weight at the top is a bent cock, so how does that figure in? Bent is a funny way to put it. I guess he's just flaccid?
 SomeCanadian: @crudites Actually, it does. A perpetual motion machine generally violates it all, like a pedophile at a sleepover.
 hurr: Q: Is this the secret to perpetual motion? A: not at all
 crudites: I'm not a stuff expert but I don't think this has much to do with thermodynamics
 SoyUnPerdedor: Everyday I create entropy hahaha
 Skinr: if you could selectively alter the water pressure in a single tank, something like this could actually be done, except with floating pieces instead of blocks; too bad water pressure is spread throughout the whole container
 Scoo: The secret is the split Cancer Zodiac symbol on the top and bottom. Provides the necessary Magick.
 Fishy: HEHE 69v
 CrustyDusty: This is the secret to wormholes.
 Moe Burt: f it weighs 6 units going up, but 9 units going down, it's a design for a perpetual motion machine!
 Agamemnon Triforce: What about energy lost to friction?
 ping: That's just brilliant. Love it.
 Unbathed: If all the hippies cut off all their hair, I don't care; I don't care: because I got my own world to live through, and I'm not going to copy you.
 VoR: I dunno, 6 of something. grams, lbs, tons or tonnes, Kgs...apples
 Kalos: 69. TEEHEE.
 SomeCanadian: Young lady, in this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics!
Image 85587   02-23-16   Uploaded by    joxxuh
 dickbutt: Look man, the parking lot was full and I really had to shit
 hammy: Something something pizza, something minutes or less.
 Air Biscuit: @Cami it totally is, i love the parts where they stop and get out and try to argue that they are justified driving on the sidewalk.
 Cami: @Air Biscuit Those kids are awesome. It's a war on entitlement.
 WaffleIron: It's hard to find a parking spot in most european cities.
 Naime: Son... That is not how you parallel park.
 NoRagrets: @NoRagrets gah dyslexia
 NoRagrets: It if fits, it sits.
 Mern Trulbo: Someone didn't think that carport out too well.
 CastleBravo: Lllllllike a glove.
 funny in the wall: must belong to a cat
 Anus: Hail dent removal guys hate him for this one simple trick
 au bon pain: Somehow all my cars end up parked like this.. but only in GTA.
 abrahamx: Well, it DOES kinda look like a carport
 J. Random Bozo: You should see the passive aggressive note I left this driver
 Air Biscuit: If you dont move in 2 minutes, stop a douchebag is gonna put a sticker on your windshield.
 Fancy Clown: Safe a place as any...
 Knice: This is fine.
Image 85586   02-23-16   Uploaded by    eevee
 Pizza: @DonkeyPuncher Maybe she'll find that elusive cake
 Fishy: No problem!
 craftjunk: she pood on the escalator
 Anus: That was never an escalator! She's climbing a stairway to liesville!
 pig 3: Mitch :( @Knice
 Bone Loc: "Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience."
 Knice: RIP, Mitch.
 ping: "...out of service." ... riiiiight...
Image 85585   02-23-16   Uploaded by    elahabdh
 Skaalar: I play the yellophone. It's a cone I scream into when I want to let the people on the street know I'm awake.
 peeper: congrats on your bad post
 Air Biscuit: @Fancy Clown who plays a jar? Mayonnaise by itself is an instrument.
 Fancy Clown: I'm at grade 6 on the Mayo jar
 SomeCanadian: I plays the mayo!
 Mexico: No Horseradish option?
Image 85584   02-23-16   Uploaded by    ratwa
 Air Biscuit: Cant advocate dogbeating.
Image 85583   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Oh Don Piano
Image 85582 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by watwatwat. Boo, watwatwat.
 Matt Face: @anonymous it happens to all of us, especially if you're excited about kittens. I RAD for you.
 carpwoman: I love these little kittehs!
 5 Headed Snake God: EEEEEEEEEE :3
 anonymous: I accidentally bad voted, sorry kitties.
 Air Biscuit: Tribbles with ears.
 Christina: KITTEHZ!!
Image 85581   02-23-16   Uploaded by    twisty
 nathan: Looks like Hans Moleman
 Viles Davis: Wallace Shawn aging well.
Image 85580   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 copunter: He's my boyfriend, and if you don't let me tag him, he'll never know
 Scoo: "Because IMAGE BOT already rejected this 2 times and I got no where else to go, man, please!"
 ModelTRex: Beastiality is a crime, ma'am.
 Frank herbert: sounds abusive to me
 windmill78: Define animal video, your boyfriend's a furry, right?
Image 85579   02-23-16   Uploaded by    Vanna
 Skaalar: @garbagedick I love you.
 drhenry: shut the fuck up nerd. God damn it
 Viles Davis: @crudites Don't forget to go to Bryce's house for pancakes.
 crudites: Never owned patagonia because he has always been an LLBean and Northface brah
 crudites: I'll get my friend Tanner to drop it off for me. I think my bro Skylar has the receipt, so I need to app him with smartphones.
 VoR: people watch films
 mrdiron: At least two people in this world don't know how to spell Taun Taun
Image 85578   02-23-16   Uploaded by    alborland
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