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253349  Zochrot: dolphins....assholes of the sea

253349  a robot: Those people are assholes, just like this dolphin

253294  Wooden Spoon: I used to work at a place that believed this

253297  Wooden Spoon: @dangerkeith3000: no one wants to be Topher

253305  a robot: Either your dog is a fox or your fox is a dog, I'm not sure which

253316  tib gubb: points for effort

253340  tib gubb: i want a sign about the mooch cage

253308  Wooden Spoon: Ive been letting spiders go for decades and this has never happened. They do kill mosquitoes for me though

253324  a robot: Is this a thing? I've never heard of this being a thing.

253326  a robot: Kitty loves you so much there are hearts coming out of her head!

253339  Wooden Spoon: What if they were also at the disco?

253340  sparename: I, too, am an honorary gentleman

253350  Wooden Spoon: Squirrel style?

253324  charlemagne: @sparename technically you only rent it

253320  FabricMan: Goofus infects 12 children in his school with whooping cough

253334  a robot: Death Takes A Holiday

253340  a robot: I have stood here before inside the pouring rain / With the world turning circles running round my brain / I guess I'm always hoping that you'll end this part / But it's my destiny to be the king of fart

253345  a robot: Well boo fucking hoo for you

253333  kazzy94: How appropriate, a ford that teaches you to walk places.

253344  Mr. Shine: *flicks lit match*

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253188 Teechur: @Warrax Good idea to loosen the nuts before jacking up the car. @well duh The last tire place I went to put the wheels on with an impact wrench. I have since replaced 8 studs and nuts that were messed up by being overtightened.

253304 Science: Bring on the hordes, we have the sword / That smote the Goblin of Gygaxnor / Pray that the sisters name us as victors / Of the twenty sided die, yeah

253159 Amy Housewine: @Wooden Spoon *Porkets

253186 Coolguy: 13. Every Friday is Pizza day.

253189 Shay: @Wooden Spoon @wolfpk I thought it was a grown up Wil Wheaton.

253283 Science: @Side Boob ;)

253065 FireBreathingMarmot: I worked hard so my kids could have just as bad or worse.

253170 FireBreathingMarmot: No more rain delays.

253256 jazzjunkie: I'm so nervous, I've got butterflies in my stomach! Wait, now it's something else. I believe I should see a doctor.

253111 Wooden Spoon: Wheres my TAB?

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 Ouroborus: and water too,
 Ouroborus: @Korrok She thinks she can escape you over running watter?
 a robot: @Jesus looks different than we all expected
 zoe: pic of the year
 Korrok: Where exactly does she think she's going?
 Frank herbert: @Warrax that's personal
 Knice: @Air Biscuit +for Lily Allen!
 Warrax: Second-coming a little sexier than expected.
 Cami: Chauncey Gardener has a girlfriend.
 Air Biscuit: Sheesus?
Image 85162   02-21-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 Oh Don Piano: this pic cured my cancer
 Frank herbert: pedobear
 TrumpyTrump: silly ol' bear
 Warrax: "He's about to get mauled" is not the first thing that springs to mind.
 Teechur: I see by your face you are constipated from holding your Pooh.
 A Decent Fellow: Revenant already has a sequel?
Image 85161   02-21-16   Uploaded by    Warezlock
 wwwdotcom: fuck you
 Borkf: Looks like it's Brewdog Punk IPA, so it's probably meant to be there. I'll be checking the next can I see.
 sumo: I thought Father's Day was in June.
 habbekratz: Samuel L. Jackson Cola
 Joe Bird: Yippee ki yay, January 15, 2017.
 Janston: Well my mom is a saint and never has sex so those sodas will never expire.
 Warezlock: I don't think you'll be getting any good references in your upcoming job hunt, but at least you went out with a bang.
Image 85160   02-21-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 crudites: @a robot I feel like you are starting to say a word and then not finishing it
 a robot: Spa day
 Amy Housewine: @Cami Me! I am aaaaalll about hound-related puns.
 Cami: @Cami Somebody liked that? I hated myself for putting it up.
 Cami: Unwinding at the end of a ruff day.
 BabyVaccine: Golden retriever should actually be named golden water finder
 crudites: oh and some Nutella
 Jennerator: Your dog look like a dishrag
Image 85159   02-21-16   Uploaded by    robford
 romangreek: man, this so much funnier the 37th time posted then it was the 36th
 Cami: @Air Biscuit You need 51% of the tuque to collect the bounty,
 Air Biscuit: Wont believe it till i see the body.
 anonymous: RIP
 Magma Safe: I wanted to see classics. But not like this
Image 85158   02-21-16   Uploaded by    superfudge
 topcity: lmaooo
 fanny: @Frank herbert nah you're fine. I think collectively though some of us here could cause problems :)
 Frank herbert: @fanny I'd say too soon, but I giggled. I'm what's wrong with this planet
 carpwoman: needs salt
 fanny: could someone please pass that dolphin around and take photos of it till it dies?
 Falstaff: Wet Goddess documentary took an unexpected turn, apparently.
 Amy Housewine: "I've got some dirt under my chin, can you help me out?"
 anonymous: Our love is forbidden
Image 85157   02-21-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 rubix1924: klassy
 Cami: @Janston Yes, a certain kind of woman.
 Anus: @a robot It's Classi with an "I,"and a little dick hanging off the "C" that bends around and fucks the "L" out of the"A"-"S"-"S."
 Jennerator: How is step two supposed to happen? Elmer's glue?
 crudites: HI MOMMY! HI MOMMY!
 Janston: Homemade sharpie shirts are the true path to a woman's heart.
 a robot: Classy.
 Mattixvii: Get your coat son, you just scored some pity sex.
Image 85156   02-21-16   Uploaded by    crudites
 rinaldi1337: haymare.
 Frank herbert: What's it made from?
 Janston: Nice fear reflex, idiot.
 Mattixvii: Dude, it's the dog that's meant to cock his leg when it pisses on things.
Image 85155   02-21-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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 AdamBomb286: Cute kid. The kid is cute also.
 PornoPedler: *whispers* "all of my clothes are made of your loved one's hair"
 Grandmas Ghost: @Cami #justrussianthings
 Joe Bird: A boy and his dinner.
 Cami: @duckfarts It's a Russian thing.
 Warrax: Step-siblings. Mom is #85142
 duckfarts: those are some weird boots
 Cami: Enjoy these moments, beast. Soon my family will turn you into poo.
 Handyman: All the other kids with the pumped-up kicks
 Cami: This picture will give you diabetes if you stare too long.
Image 85153   02-21-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
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