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215998  Relp: This traffic signal is cheating at "Red Light, Green Light".

215938  Yurishiro: Psssst...

215997  Derp Herpigan: Or even better is when you have to play a bootlegged game because the developers decided not to export out of their native country for whatever the reason.

215983  penguinslovebananas: Steam will trigger either type. Optical or ionization (ie. radioactive) since it effects both the optical clarity and the electric charge of the air around the detector.

215998  Derp Herpigan: Cuz you're stop and you're go, you're yes and you're no..

216003  dingding: My all time favorite caption for this picture has got to be 'Which episode of Breaking Bad is this from?'

215986  Korrok: Korrok approves...

216000  Derp Herpigan: @sports some stores like to change Black Friday into Blackout Friday. Especially if immediately following a strong ice storm.

216003  Derp Herpigan: @Pingu IRL so has Dobby it seems.

215989  Minnesotan: Dr Doom toots as he pleases!

216003  Pingu IRL: Harry has really let himself go.

215925  Prostata: lol dongs

215985  Derp Herpigan: TMW you find yourself in Sharks' territory and you are a Jets fan.

215936  Prostata: party hard

215989  bug: No doot.

215990  bug: @rockkstar I walk my dog in order to meet other dogs. People are generally disappointing.

216003  pirate: Why is dude BBQ'ing in a Boyz 2 Men outfit?

215991  bug: That's not how you wear knee pads.

215970  Prostata: he's the party Bard. Singing magical songs to give +1 THAC0

215998  Starry Lemon: I'm getting some mixed signals, guys.

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215731 WaffleIron: @Spazstatic : Almost. I was advising a coworker whose career aspirations were not being assisted by management.

215793 VeeKay: FFS Santa, just play skins or shirts.

215836 VeeKay: This is how you waste 82 course credits.

215938 Yurishiro: Psssst...

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

215782 Felicity: Id like to solve the puzzle

215746 cenecia: "I like money"

215785 Otterman: And you have the devil's curly hair!

215833 UltraBeverly: @Winterneuro TaintJuice (whom I love) tricked me!

215760 flatluigi: I think even Firefox has a minimum size requirement.

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 Retromancer: "Let me tell you about our greatest agent, Barack Hussein Obama."
 SoyUnPerdedor: So, that explains the red suit red hat combo
 Warrax: that escalated quickly
 TurkeyVulture: Welcome to Vermont.
 Otterman: Exposition Man didn't last long as a character
 John Singapore: Tarzan in the old days was like this
 ThatGuy: Sounds like the Chicago I know!
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay.
 Ulillillia: The Rahm Emanuel Story
Image 84926   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Jesus
Image 84925 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. You have brought shame on us, Dobly.
 danny: Unfunny
 Janston: Haha, Canada, am I right?
 Sadbot: Dylan has played right into my hands, all the free syrup shall be mine!
 Ulillillia: And what's the deal with airline food?
Image 84924   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Retromancer: Gracias, senor esqueleto!
 redmonkey3: @Warrax I wanna helps!
 nlx27: @Warrax exactly. I'll help destroying them piece by piece
 nerdhulk: It's Itworth!
 Warrax: You can leave all your dangerous drugs with me. I'll make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands.
 Mr. Whiskers: I want to chill with that skeleton, he looks rad as hell
 Unicorn: Wave that flaa-aa-ag! Way it wide and hii-ii-gh!
 Niels Bohr: Thank you Mr skele, this is what my life has been missing. Please come get me fucked up at your earliest possible convenience.
 FatTigerWoods: I wanna know more about dangerous drugs. Where do I sign up?
Image 84923   02-20-16   Uploaded by    CHA
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Ahhhh, I see. I was thinking you meant the transparency of each shadow, but I see what you mean now. That's really interesting, thanks for the lesson!
 Korrok: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 CrustyDusty: @MassDefect: think in terms of raycast, and difference in saturation and gamma of the raycast color in its shadow. The red sun's shadow is a deficit of red saturation in the shadow cast by that light. Same with the white sun. The junction of the two shadows is the difference of both saturations. V'wala, proper shadows.
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Are they? Looks right to me I think
 CrustyDusty: The shadows' tones are reversed. It's triggering me.
 Warezlock: Also it rains liquid iron and glass. Not to be missed,
 A Post Office: Who turned out the lights?
Image 84922   02-20-16   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Image 84921 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by misterjoe. You have brought shame on us, misterjoe.
 redmonkey3: Sweeet wood burning - Stewpid as phone case. RAD for effort & creative, tho.
 Warrax: Ye olde smarte phone to go with you SCA gear.
 Unbathed: Five-suit deck from Klingon?
 XLY: looks like that jack has got dinner in his hands there
 ThatGuy: Ah the rarely seen Jack of Offs
 Throb: It will still be obsolete next year
 Picklepuss: Ben Horne's smartphone
Image 84920   02-20-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
 Cami: Breaking the law?
 Mr. Shine: Lvl. 1 Squirtle
 ThatGuy: What kind of dog is this?
 mrdiron: Plot twist: it's actually an enormous hand
 canada: That's one big turtle.
Image 84919   02-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 AdamBomb286: 5 piece and a switchblade.
 Itzcoatl: You get Candian kids on the Hollywood too early, man.
 NuckinFutz: A case of PBR and a bucket to pee in
Image 84918   02-20-16   Uploaded by    dope
 Cami: WHEEEEeee-
 Mr. Shine: *swoosh Bonk thump thump thump thump thump*
 Robespierre: Airborne!
 kensin: Your mom must be proud
 Magma Safe: To infinity and the emergency vet!
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