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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?


258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

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 Retromancer: "Let me tell you about our greatest agent, Barack Hussein Obama."
 SoyUnPerdedor: So, that explains the red suit red hat combo
 Warrax: that escalated quickly
 TurkeyVulture: Welcome to Vermont.
 Otterman: Exposition Man didn't last long as a character
 John Singapore: Tarzan in the old days was like this
 ThatGuy: Sounds like the Chicago I know!
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay.
 jeffrey: The Rahm Emanuel Story
Image 84926   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Jesus
Image 84925 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. Boo, Dobly.
 danny: Unfunny
 Janston: Haha, Canada, am I right?
 Sadbot: Dylan has played right into my hands, all the free syrup shall be mine!
 Vivian: And what's the deal with airline food?
Image 84924   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Retromancer: Gracias, senor esqueleto!
 redmonkey3: @Warrax I wanna helps!
 nlx27: @Warrax exactly. I'll help destroying them piece by piece
 nerdhulk: It's Itworth!
 Warrax: You can leave all your dangerous drugs with me. I'll make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands.
 Mr. Whiskers: I want to chill with that skeleton, he looks rad as hell
 Unicorn: Wave that flaa-aa-ag! Way it wide and hii-ii-gh!
 Niels Bohr: Thank you Mr skele, this is what my life has been missing. Please come get me fucked up at your earliest possible convenience.
 FatTigerWoods: I wanna know more about dangerous drugs. Where do I sign up?
Image 84923   02-20-16   Uploaded by    CHA
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Ahhhh, I see. I was thinking you meant the transparency of each shadow, but I see what you mean now. That's really interesting, thanks for the lesson!
 Korrok: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 CrustyDusty: @MassDefect: think in terms of raycast, and difference in saturation and gamma of the raycast color in its shadow. The red sun's shadow is a deficit of red saturation in the shadow cast by that light. Same with the white sun. The junction of the two shadows is the difference of both saturations. V'wala, proper shadows.
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Are they? Looks right to me I think
 CrustyDusty: The shadows' tones are reversed. It's triggering me.
 Warezlock: Also it rains liquid iron and glass. Not to be missed,
 A Post Office: Who turned out the lights?
Image 84922   02-20-16   Uploaded by    bbbrandon
Image 84921 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by misterjoe. You have brought shame on us, misterjoe.
 redmonkey3: Sweeet wood burning - Stewpid as phone case. RAD for effort & creative, tho.
 Warrax: Ye olde smarte phone to go with you SCA gear.
 Unbathed: Five-suit deck from Klingon?
 XLY: looks like that jack has got dinner in his hands there
 ThatGuy: Ah the rarely seen Jack of Offs
 Throb: It will still be obsolete next year
 Picklepuss: Ben Horne's smartphone
Image 84920   02-20-16   Uploaded by    l0dan
 Cami: Breaking the law?
 Mr. Shine: Lvl. 1 Squirtle
 ThatGuy: What kind of dog is this?
 mrdiron: Plot twist: it's actually an enormous hand
 canada: That's one big turtle.
Image 84919   02-20-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 AdamBomb286: 5 piece and a switchblade.
 Itzcoatl: You get Candian kids on the Hollywood too early, man.
 NuckinFutz: A case of PBR and a bucket to pee in
Image 84918   02-20-16   Uploaded by    dope
 Cami: WHEEEEeee-
 Mr. Shine: *swoosh Bonk thump thump thump thump thump*
 NonRhetorical: Airborne!
 kensin: Your mom must be proud
 Magma Safe: To infinity and the emergency vet!
Image 84917   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
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