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243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

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243474 raditzu: You've got to love these eyes.

243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243334 bug: Ah, the old Spicy Nachos, I see.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 Retromancer: "Let me tell you about our greatest agent, Barack Hussein Obama."
 SoyUnPerdedor: So, that explains the red suit red hat combo
 Warrax: that escalated quickly
 TurkeyVulture: Welcome to Vermont.
 Otterman: Exposition Man didn't last long as a character
 John Singapore: Tarzan in the old days was like this
 ThatGuy: Sounds like the Chicago I know!
 SomeCanadian: Oh. Okay.
 Ulillillia: The Rahm Emanuel Story
Image 84926   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Jesus
Image 84925 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Dobly. Boo, Dobly.
 danny: Unfunny
 Janston: Haha, Canada, am I right?
 Sadbot: Dylan has played right into my hands, all the free syrup shall be mine!
 Ulillillia: And what's the deal with airline food?
Image 84924   02-20-16   Uploaded by    Pickle Dick
 Retromancer: Gracias, senor esqueleto!
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 Warrax: You can leave all your dangerous drugs with me. I'll make sure they don't fall into the wrong hands.
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 Niels Bohr: Thank you Mr skele, this is what my life has been missing. Please come get me fucked up at your earliest possible convenience.
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Image 84923   02-20-16   Uploaded by    CHA
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Ahhhh, I see. I was thinking you meant the transparency of each shadow, but I see what you mean now. That's really interesting, thanks for the lesson!
 Korrok: You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
 CrustyDusty: @MassDefect: think in terms of raycast, and difference in saturation and gamma of the raycast color in its shadow. The red sun's shadow is a deficit of red saturation in the shadow cast by that light. Same with the white sun. The junction of the two shadows is the difference of both saturations. V'wala, proper shadows.
 MassDefect: @CrustyDusty Are they? Looks right to me I think
 CrustyDusty: The shadows' tones are reversed. It's triggering me.
 Warezlock: Also it rains liquid iron and glass. Not to be missed,
 A Post Office: Who turned out the lights?
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It was uploaded by misterjoe. We'll pray for you, misterjoe.
 redmonkey3: Sweeet wood burning - Stewpid as phone case. RAD for effort & creative, tho.
 Warrax: Ye olde smarte phone to go with you SCA gear.
 Unbathed: Five-suit deck from Klingon?
 XLY: looks like that jack has got dinner in his hands there
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 Picklepuss: Ben Horne's smartphone
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