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273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

273262  sparename: Like the guy who runs the Dutch drivers' roadside cafe - Snack van Open

273246  sparename: My Coeliac friend feels safer with rum

273253  Shay: No sir, our Beauty of North Korea quota is done so scram.

273249  sparename: "Any Mownten Do?"

273254  Shay: *more pylons SFX intensifies*

273255  Shay: Hate to burst your bubble, but there's no casting call for Rat King in the next Michael Bay-raped TMNT movie.

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273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

272975 WannaBee: This episode was brought to you by the letters F and U and the number 12.

273224 dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874



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Score:
662
 
 Dobly: Is this is Princess of Mars then shes wearing too much
 HermwoodLitmajor: Slay the intruders. Then and only then you can use the special pillows
 Punt Numbles: Rumbleroar, the headmaster of pigfarts. He's a lion.
 ModelTRex: Gritty reboot of Narnia looking good.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @XLY space lion.
 XLY: Aslan! Why are all of your legs on the same side of your body?
 Lestrange: @Warrax that beats all
 Warrax: I SAID USE THE LITTER BOX OVER THERE
Image 84813   02-19-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
600
 
 Frank herbert: @DonkeyPuncher it all makes sense now. a pony came between them
 willowsprite: My favourite book of all time. Movie was ok. Would love to see a remake with the technology we have these days.
 willowsprite: @Warrax whaaaa?
 Coolguy: I agree, Willow was pretty entertaining
 Anus: @a robot So Artax walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" ... and Artax says "My wife is cheating on me". That's when he decides to join Atreyu on a trip through the swamp.
 Frank herbert: @Warrax I really liked this movie. racing snails are awesome! !
 a robot: @Warrax In retrospect, you're lucky. It's not satanic but you do have to watch a Horse drown because he was too sad to leave the swamp of sadness. I'm still truamatized by that
 Magma Safe: Use the litter box over there!
 Niels Bohr: Falcor!
 Warrax: @why the long face Nope. I wasn't allowed to watch this as a kid because my mom thought it was satanic.
 why the long face: your mom likes this
Image 84812   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
658
 
 Cami: 20 D Energizers...
 Air Biscuit: This is a cautionary tale, sometimes a boombox can change the world, but sometimes its just too powerful.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Close Encounters II: Electric Boogaloo
 Frank herbert: idk. have you seen modern boom boxes? 3200 watts and pure ridiculousness
 Viles Davis: Rad Stuy
 Janston: That ghetto is getting a blasting like it has never seen before.
 Warrax: @WaffleIron Ohhh, ya think? I can't wait!
 WaffleIron: Whats next? a boombox with six speakers and three casette decks?
 Mr. Butt: Machines have taken all the jobs on Sesame Street.
 Warrax: all blasting at once I'VE SEEN FIRE AND I'VE SEEN RAIN I'VE SEEN SUNNY DAYS THAT I THOUGHT WOULD NEVER END I'VE SEEN LONELY TIMES WHEN I COULD NOT FIND A FRIEND
 John Singapore: The stairs themselves should look like this.
 buffalo: In your eyeeees, the light the heeat
Image 84811   02-19-16   Uploaded by    georgerino
Score:
346
 
 Janston: So tsundere.
 Coolguy: Gracias*
 Coolguy: Garcia, senorita esqueleto
 Frank herbert: is that your bone ir are just happy to see me?
 anonymous: Hey, not really Giger
 savvoy: H.R. Geiger's rarely expressed feminine side.
 dirtstick: i want to die
 Warrax: girl nachos
 John Singapore: Emo-girly
 Fishy: A little too much calcium if you ask me.
 eevee: I like meat
Image 84810   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
311
 
 Janston: Has, not gad, phone.
 Janston: Andy Murray and Jo Wilfred Tsonga. Jo gad one of the best celebrations I'm sports.
 shwoarty: Running Save!
 Warrax: fuk yo' tennis court
 John Singapore: ...he screams, throwing himself to the floor like a 4 year old
 Fishy: Aaaa aaaa *check!*
 Coolguy: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Image 84809   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Never AFK
Score:
666
 
 Cami: Worst pond evar!
 duckfarts: busy cooking up comments
 EvilOtter: If you think a toilet duck is dangerous just imagine what water pressure makes possible for a bidet duck.
 morakdais: toilet duck, quack quack
 HermwoodLitmajor: Careful, it's a decoy! The actual toilet is under the sink
 Frank herbert: well, instead of fuck, shit-a-duck. just not the same.
 MassDefect: Duckfarts?
 Remp Wulgus: Flush, d@mn you!
 Bob Buttwhiskers: Duck it, shitters clogged.
 fanny: at least its not a loaf of bread
 Warrax: You should chem dense foods like meat and vegetables 30 times before swallowing.
 doop: Well, that's one way to prevent splash-back.
 Fishy: Cook'em and sell for $9.88
Image 84808   02-19-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
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 HermwoodLitmajor: Frank Underwood says: A barbecued chicken is worth ten dollars. A good barbecued chicken is worth a thousand dollars.
 Warrax: Well if I could get BBQd instead of roasted for $.12 more, why not?
 Fishy: Logical point made.
Image 84807   02-19-16   Uploaded by    shark
Score:
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 KingTrebek: Realism
 Janston: @Ulillillia 2fast4me
 generic: I spell like butthorn draws :(
 Janston: @Ulillillia or compilation...?
 westerner: Compliation, argh
 piratepom: A butthorn complication.
 Niels Bohr: Forward by Charles Bukowski.
 Coolguy: The sequel to this book is called Life Lessons.
 Warrax: Tell me more about these Killer Yams
Image 84806   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
684
 
 ThatGuy: @J. Random Bozo hog hug? *gasp* HOGARTH HUGHES
 a robot: My first crush
 HermwoodLitmajor: They also serve who only stand and wait
 Urchin: Vin Diesel's finest dramatic role
 Pegged Lamb: That is one hell of an underbite
 Paint Chips: "Suuuupermaaannn!"
 Magma Safe: Witness me! shiny and chrome!
 Mr. Butt: This is one of very few movies that I liked as a kid that has actually stood up to an adult viewing.
 J. Random Bozo: Hogarth
Image 84805   02-19-16   Uploaded by    doop
Score:
603
 
 Janston: MEET HOT KRAFT(TM) SINGLES NEAR YOU!! Click here NOW!!
 willowsprite: @DonkeyPuncher I knew you were bluffing.
 Anus: Your ears you keep and Ill tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, Dear God! What is that thing, will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever. Unless I get carried away and cut your ears off too.
 HermwoodLitmajor: @Bob Buttwhiskers I'm guessing you meant abs but at any rate you beat me to rock-hard
 Urchin: Still better than any of the Fantastic 4 movies
 melted plastic: Stone Man, is that you?
 zoso: The Thang.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: She's with him for his rock-hard and.
 WaffleIron: She should be wearing that blue china dress.
 savvoy: what's up with her left arm?
 doop: That's the guy who was cutting tiles in the raw earlier, isn't it?
 Picklepuss: still better than Josh Trank's version
 mrdiron: I DON'T LIKE THING
 Magma Safe: It's sloberrin' time.
Image 84804   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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