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273256  Not A Bot: THAT IS SO EXCELLENT!

273255  Theimposter: Thats disgusting.

273256  Theimposter: Lean in and take a big messy bite to spite fate.

273235  Alaskan: I prefer to keep hold of the bucket, thanks, I had a bad experience once.

273261  Theimposter: Sad they had to in order to comprehend the hazard.

273224  Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

273244  SurfNTurf: Bruh, try moving that decimal a space over to the right to get someone to let your creepy ass crank off on their boots...

273224  dobbiesdoogs: in the beginning I had a lot to say about my father in the middle east but he is not the one that we have seen before that we could check out our new book on this issue of our lives

273224  FormerLurker: Hey whats up your son is going to be there around noon tomorrow or Tuesday or Wednesday or Thursday night and I can probably take you out to dinner tonight and then Ill be there around noon or so Ill have a good day at school tomorrow or tomorrow morning.

273263  ignatz: They like computers cos they're warm

273244  eevee: Dirk Stedanko

273242  ignatz: Th Chinese 'Social Credits' plan is straight outta Scarfolk..

273246  ignatz: @sparename my Coeliac grandma switched to tequila- guaranteed wheat-free

273145  Bob: Sorry Canada.

273259  Amy Housewine: * MGM lion roar *

273251  Amy Housewine: Me and my shadow/And now to repeat what I said at the start/They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart

273190  VoR: Singing*

273258  sparename: *-one else does

273252  Callahan: i think you've had enough to drink, freezer

273255  sparename: Is-a that in the kitchen - Wot ama gonna' do?

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272918 hajjpodge: Y'all need to stop all this kidding around.

272892 Littlecraftywolf: tip your waiters regardless of who you are and who your waiter is. even if you get bad service at least leave something.

272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Littlecraftywolf: it looks like hes got a tattoo on his neck that says "Ricky"

273215 Sadbot: @Air Biscuit I've only had it by asking for it, it's never on the menu

273123 DrNinjaman: Gesundheit!

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

273017 drtofu: A capacitor, on the other hand, would weigh more when charged than not because of the electrons.

273224 Amy Housewine: In the beginning there was The Word, and The Word was with God, and The Word was God

272991 E. HONDA: "The Irritating Gentleman" -- Berthold Woltze, 1874

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 Itzcoatl: I think they're trying to sell us footjobs here.
 Bone Loc: like you even have to tell me, bruh
 taiko: 3-5-3-5-3-5
 Warrax: Waaaay ahead of you. Like, so far ahead. You don't even know.
Image 84799   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 nlx27: this could be me if i owned a bath
 nlx27: man those are some big rails
 AdamBomb286: @Frank herbert But you have to do it just as White Rabbit peaks
 Cami: Someone needs the apple turntable
 AutoDisaster: This is what people did before the internet.
 Janston: I want to believe this is a parody of hipsters, but... It's just as likely to be a genuine, human hipster idiot.
 mrmaestro: Stop workin' and start jerkin'
 Frank herbert: someone drop a radio in there and do us all a favor
 John Singapore: Next: Shootin' hoops breaking my face on the sunshine
 bizijosh: Looks like fun.
 HermwoodLitmajor: The 4-Hour Workweek
 Urchin: At least it isn't another bathtub full of doughnuts
 bubbles: 53 miles west of Venus...
 MamboNumber6: Don't give a darn
 J. Random Bozo: Drugs are bad mmmkay
Image 84798   02-19-16   Uploaded by    augustus
 Science: Aaah! The cat has been infected with Black Oil!
 Drunk Orc: "I think that stuff just kicked in, Silent Bob."
 Thisguy: those eyes yo baby ocelots are awesome
 Bob Buttwhiskers: This thing is so cute it could tell me to kill my parents and I'd do it.
 happier: creepy
 Rachelina: CATS ARE NICE.
 digabigpig: @ron mexico "It's too bright out here!"
 fridaynight: this should not exist
 ron mexico: What's wrong lil guy?
Image 84797   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Matt Face
 Cami: Maybe I will.
 John Singapore: One time this girl called me up, saying she'd had a dream about me. In the dream we had some wicked sex I can't describe here. She said screw it and called me to see if I was single. I wasn't. She had the biggest most incredibly bouncy boobs. It's... I can't talk about it right now. But you know, call me. Maybe.
 Fishy: Maybee he's called Maybeeline.
 Jonananathan: How's about I calls you Maybelle instead?
 Grandmaster Fat: But I just met you; this is crazy.
 originaluser: Maybee Funke
Image 84796   02-19-16   Uploaded by    BabyVaccine
 burritos: White text unnecessary, Japan is assumed.
 a robot: Trust me, this robot will only break your heart
 Cami: Anything something something...
 duckfarts: Hebo-con owns
 AutoDisaster: for mutant women?
 morakdais: brave enough for a man but made for a woman
 NFLitGirl: And it's a tissue box too? They thought of -everything-
 Fishy: NANI!??
 doop: Biddybiddybiddy -beep- STOP WORKIN' AND START JERKIN'!
 prospector: Description is inaccurate. This robot is actually propelled by rotating dildos.
 A Decent Fellow: @a robot stop that!
 ModelTRex: Two in the... Nevermind
 courtney: Star of Disney's new Brave/Wall-E crossover
 Jesus: this is one way to get me to watch Robot Wars
 Warrax: Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto
Image 84795   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Cheesecake
 Frank herbert: finally a review that doesn't try to be funny but is.
 John Singapore: NIce crystal is nice.
 Soy Peso: Kozilek approves.
 craftjunk: bismuth is diamagnetic-it's repelled by magnetism. Also bismuth crystals aren't hard to grow. basic stovetop science. the more you know
 Magma Safe: @Theta Zero I think you mean refined bismuth. unless this crystal was created by man-made fission or fusion
 doop: @Theta Zero Knowing is half the battle.
 Fuzzpot: @Warrax Natural bismuth. This is synthesized bismuth, which you can't use for diddly except gawk at and try to sell to those crystal healer people.
 Warrax: "... used in cosmetics, pigments, and a few pharmaceuticals, notably bismuth subsalicylate, used to treat diarrhea." Well there ya go.
Image 84794   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Amiga 1000
 Janston: Could somebody circle what I'm supposed to see? I think I see a thin circle, but I'm not sure. Maybe if it was thicker.
 Unbathed: @Warrax You learn to insert tubes in someone who won't suffer if you do it wrong.
 doop: With musical guest Q Lazarus, sponsored by Jergens lotion
 Larry Xmas: i...know somebody...that has that workshop in their basement
 CHA: What they don't tell you is who the cadaver will be.
 Warrax: Um, how do you practice being an anesthesiologist on a cadaver?
Image 84793   02-19-16   Uploaded by    male anon
 indolentia: diabetes legs.
 Unbathed: @Robespierre Check "want to be a gunslinger" on Genius for M's career advice, in the Eenie Meenie stanza.
 au bon pain: @Unbathed Um, those are some of the lyrics to "Pop Music" by M, a little ditty that's more attuned to an orgy than a gunfight
 Cami: Don't worry. His pecker prolly doesn't work on account of the diabeetus.
 Cami: Dirty Mike!
 Janston: Just dirty Mike and the boys heading to the f shack again.
 Anus: shouldn't he be twirling that sign and flipping it around and shit?
 Unbathed: @Robespierre guess he didn't want to be a gun slinger.
 charlemagne: his legs look like a child drew them
 WaffleIron: Not in those shoes.
 melted plastic: infected legs-next stop the workshop
 house md: It's doesn't matter what you wear / it's just going to be you and him there
 MylesX: Shoobie doobie do wop / It's all around you / Pop pop shoo wop / Gonna suround you / Shoobie doobie do wop / It's all around / Pop pop shoo wop...
 Warrax: Sounds great but I... I'm washing my hair tonight. Maybe some other time.
 fanny: ok, but can go take your crocks off first?
Image 84792   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Stoner
 a robot: They are ready for their Cirque du Soleil audition
 WaffleIron: Jazz Hands!
 HermwoodLitmajor: ...and hello to an evening with Sander Cohen!
 Darth Bater: Jaunty mantis
 LogicKitty: We're Faaabulous!
 Noremak: @Warrax But they wanna give you a hug!
 Warrax: I said wave them like you don't care. I'm seeing way too much caring here.
Image 84791   02-19-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 Cami: @Cami blankeT.
 Cami: @Cami And THAT is what we called a wet blanked.
 Cami: I lost a cat this way...don't know the details..disappeared so we searched the hallways...found him on the sidewalk.
 duckfarts: Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
 5 Headed Snake God: As a severe acrophobe, just looking at this makes me nervous.
 Frank herbert: push him. for science!
 clayjar: No need to talk him down from the edge - just open a can of tuna inside the apartment.
 Wet farts: He's a pu$$y. He ain't gonna do it.
 brett: cat tombstone: "a bird flew by !"
 Borb Prembus: ignorance is bliss
 Retromancer: Monorail cat has upgraded.
 Penultimate Grunongo: A Plank Too Far
 fanny: RIP kitty :(
 Jak: Smug bast@rd
Image 84790   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Yttermayn
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