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258428  Scoo: Rawr!

258448  ignatz: Da-dum. Da-dum. Dumdumdumdum etc

258320  BavidDowie: Leaf me alone

257342  Mr Bleak: @Joseph You can't say that, it's like telling children "Santa is your dad in a fake beard".

258333  BavidDowie: This is too much

258336  BavidDowie: @clayjar yes, then yes

258337  BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258341  BavidDowie: Still a better love story than Twilight.

258436  mwoody: I can't tell; is your dog Extra Crispy or Original?

258367  BavidDowie: Who spilled the gasket basket?

258387  BavidDowie: @Knice No, it's snot.

258387  BavidDowie: Just high-quality licks

258398  BavidDowie: Muh boy Pumps always getting in trouble

258431  BavidDowie: What a pile Acrop

258398  Mad Collager: You are also responsible for heeling yourself.

258433  hajjpodge: @AlexDeLarge That's a trend that never went away.

258404  Mad Collager: Shoulda been an Alfa Romeo.

258433  Otterman: Heh heh. Nukular. George W was such a brilliant man.

258433  Otterman: Silly, we had the looming threat of nukular war in the 80s, too.

258433  AlexDeLarge: Don't forget casual racism

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258178 Robespierre: @copunter Nah, gave that up for Lent 30 years ago and forgot to take it up again.

258190 antipatterns: The question is not do they reason, but can they suffer?

258337 BavidDowie: Solo! Solo!

258177 Robespierre: They hate mooses to pooses

258143 E. HONDA: there's a lot to unpack here

258270 berlin: me too

258248 Mr. Shine: @Side Boob Sorry about the sick family, but when you do visit, how about a quick meetup for a handshake and a double selfie for The Friendly Spaceship? I think that would be an AG first?

258272 Felicity: Excellent

258299 Bohab: I dunno,.maybe with some kind of belt or sash it might work

258378 Robespierre: @Spazstatic The average American's concept of "freedom" and "liberty" is becoming more divorced from reality by the day now. Thanks, Internet. BTW, the ferry's running late here.

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 Grandmas Ghost: Squeeze the buns
 5 Headed Snake God: I like this picture.
 grizzly: My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun!
 Warrax: It took 24 years, but that anaconda FINALLY found the buns he was looking for.
Image 84787   02-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
 eider: It's not insane, just indifferent.
 a robot: @Ulillillia Except it is
 drilldo: Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit
 John Singapore: I agree, let's mess it up some more just to see if it's possible.
 140bpm: Mr. Natural giving Flakey Foont the lowdown on the downlow. Flakey is mystified ... as always.
 Warrax: It does continue to do the same thing over and over while expecting different results.
 Coolguy: Yes it is
Image 84786   02-19-16   Uploaded by    conner
 anonymous: @nostril she has a wonderful voice, too. She's done some work with Wax Tailor.
 aristocat: unfair that some human's are so damm pretty
 Mr. Shine: Pretty lady spotted.
 anonymous: @Coolguy Charlotte Savary, French singer/songwriter
 Nope: @Coolguy not every girl with bangs is Zooey.. racist...
 Coolguy: Isn't that Zooey Deschanel? She's got a bit of mystery and strangeness about here. Kinda like that
Image 84785   02-19-16   Uploaded by    anonymous
 Pizza: Aliens can now control your mind
 AdamBomb286: We will make him one of us!
 Janston: It's like a dunce cap, but the dunce doesn't even know
 Frank herbert: winter and forgetting to go back north
 Frank herbert: I need this. my hair keeps going south for the
 WaffleIron: There's a cost, it costs you the respect of your peers.
 angry: become a dickhead in 30 days
 badger: but do I need a hairy hat?
 Mr. Shine: Gotta pump up the suction.
 Pikachu: @Warrax no, this is how you become a conehead.
 Warrax: Do you want Trump hair? This is how you get Trump hair.
Image 84784   02-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Pizza: Something something Jeremy Clarkson's head
 Religion X: Because brave enough.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine grapefruit applefruit orangefruit carrotvegtable
 Mr. Shine: Aziz Ansari's monologue about the day rapper 50 Cent learned what a grapefruit was is hysterical. Truth is stranger than fiction.
 thrilhouse: On this site, you never know
Image 84783   02-19-16   Uploaded by    aristocat
 Pizza: @Frank herbert Afterglow involves silicosis and hearing loss
 Cami: Perfectly safe if you're not circumcised.
 duckfarts: Hmm I should read the other comments first maybe like maybe the first comment even
 AutoDisaster: Shouldn't he be wearing safety goggles?
 Frank herbert: you get silicates and dust in every crevasse then masterbate to loud techno. bloody good time
 WaffleIron: I think I know this guy...
 matt: in Soviet Russia Shower Concrete Saws YOU Naked
 waffles: This porn is weird
 fanny: safety first people, safety first!
 Sadbot: Mmm, nothing beats the feeling of tile dust in the lungs or on the balls
 Mr. Shine: Google "Angle Grinder Man" Officially my favorite real-life superhero!
 willowsprite: Don't wanna get my clothes dusty.
 TurkeyVulture: We may not be able to see 'em, but dude certainly has balls.
 pleasing: Looks like he's hardly waiting for that glory hole to be complete.
Image 84782   02-19-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
 Wumph Morms: That is some dangerous cream cheese.
 CrustyDusty: Tyler, what did you do?!
 duckfarts: Hell yeah, just four more minutes to go
 Anus: uh, there's no blue wire. OMG, THERE'S NO BLUE WIRE!!! Oh wait, nevermind, there it is. Whew.
 earl: Print your logo on your bomb's PCB so James Bond can track you down.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: McGyver's alarm clock?
 dungeon: someone's going to get to meet Obama, the Mayor of New York and astronauts, and tour Google & the UN
 androbot: Obama is about to post that he doesn't mind you bringing this clock into the white house
 grandma: This clock is da bomb.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Someone's going to the principal's office
 Mr. Shine: Don't hit the snooze button.
 burritos: Set it at 3:14 and out a pie on it.
 Chest Rockwell: Nice clock, but the alarm is a bit too loud.
 Janston: Only 44 minutes till I get out of work.
 Bone Loc: sweet clock
 misterjoe: drumstick auto-rad
Image 84781   02-19-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
 CrustyDusty: Betting this looks very similar to the August Me as well :D
 apoxia: That's how my baby sleeps
 NuckinFutz: Sorry Cat is sorry
 WaffleIron: Well both months have mondays, so a few garfields are acceptable.
 CastleBravo: Everybody do the Flop!
Image 84780   02-19-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
 CrustyDusty: The US Navy unveils its latest stealth technology breakthrough, the GU11.
 apoxia: Parp!
 Mr. Shine: "Goose! Gooooose!"
 NoRagrets: Bottom stream is pure shit.
Image 84779   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
 Pizza: @Frank herbert We're a happy family!...
 Frank herbert: @Pizza @NoRagrets @WaffleIron please. No. Tell me its not barney. God dammit!!!! Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy!!
 CrustyDusty: New episodes of Gumball looking good!
 falling: Say anything.
 Frank herbert: 2 eyed 2 horned lazy purple aggro moster
 WaffleIron: My wife calles it "the purple dinosaur website"
 Pizza: @NoRagrets In my mind I've just been calling it Purple Horny Thing. But that doesn't sound good.
 Mr. Shine: @Wet farts I would buy that with my hard-earned money dollars!
 Wet farts: Someone needs to make an AG plush
 NoRagrets: @Pizza At this point I've just assumed it was Mascot.
 Janston: (+16) Candles
 Pizza: Does the AG mascot have a name?
 hnnngh: nnn tss nnn tss nnn tss
 Coolguy: When are they going to drop the bass?
 Chest Rockwell: Radio Raheem didn't age well.
 cakefizzle: In your eyes, long yellow things, in your eyes, I see a thousand cats
 NoRagrets: Most likely was stolen from #84722
Image 84778   02-19-16   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
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