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243823  lecj07: @Not A Bot Surprisingly close to being topical. Well done.

243828  lecj07: Someone photoshop a twisted carnival onto the old pier please.

243833  lecj07: Just realized I missed a chance. "Who runs barkertown?"

243833  lecj07: @wolfpk They share one name.

243839  lecj07: Don't lock your knees in formation.

243839  Warrax: Stoned and hammered.

243841  Warrax: Brb, gotta use the head.

243841  lecj07: Bet that hurt coming out.

243838  tib gubb: oh, so it's that simple then

243781  Shay: Har har HARDY har har! That's a riot!

243830  San DoDo: The death defying stunts these guys get up to..

243796  Shay: Put me down you prick.

243836  ThoughtlessGentleman: what a charming place to get stabbed in the ass with a rusty pitchfork.

243823  Not A Bot: Nuka Cola Quantum Ultra.

243810  Shay: DENTAL PLAN

243834  Shay: What's this rubbish?

243833  WannaBee: He*s all puppered out.

243813  Supermansbrother: @Warrax Yes.

243835  fanny: why go through all the hair and makeup trouble before you sports?

243793  wolfpk: That's an expensive boat.

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243778 Munkybut: Those hard to read deathmetal band names are getting out of hand

243564 Robespierre: A Murican, one of those "I don't give a shit about your worthless sponge life or your shithole planet" "badasses". Bet he says he's a Christian, too.

243638 XLY: holy shit

243786 Christina: For that, he needs cream: m.youtube.com/….

243534 Teechur: @fanny @Felicity Ok. Now I'm on my phone. Let's see if it works. I'm still not sure what you mean about the different types of apostrophes.

243805 WannaBee: @jochenau @Yurishiro when I try to use an apostrophe it doesnt work so I use an asterisk instead like this (doesn*t)

243802 wolfpk: This can't be the first time they have done this. So, I bet there were signs warning about it. Yeah, I know. Who pays attention to signs?

243783 raditzu: @White Rice "I don't wanna talk about it"

243787 drtofu: Holding in the poop. (Its a line for the bathroom!)

243797 sparename: Luxury Stair Extensions



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Score:
868
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Squeeze the buns
 5 Headed Snake God: I like this picture.
 grizzly: My anaconda don't want none, unless you got buns hun!
 ModelTRex: MY HAMBURGERSSSSS
 Warrax: It took 24 years, but that anaconda FINALLY found the buns he was looking for.
Image 84787   02-19-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
455
 
 eider: It's not insane, just indifferent.
 a robot: @Ulillillia Except it is
 drilldo: Maybe everything isn't hopeless bullshit
 John Singapore: I agree, let's mess it up some more just to see if it's possible.
 140bpm: Mr. Natural giving Flakey Foont the lowdown on the downlow. Flakey is mystified ... as always.
 Warrax: It does continue to do the same thing over and over while expecting different results.
 Coolguy: Yes it is
Image 84786   02-19-16   Uploaded by    conner
Score:
409
 
 anonymous: @nostril she has a wonderful voice, too. She's done some work with Wax Tailor.
 aristocat: unfair that some human's are so damm pretty
 Mr. Shine: Pretty lady spotted.
 anonymous: @Coolguy Charlotte Savary, French singer/songwriter
 Nope: @Coolguy not every girl with bangs is Zooey.. racist...
 Coolguy: Isn't that Zooey Deschanel? She's got a bit of mystery and strangeness about here. Kinda like that
Image 84785   02-19-16   Uploaded by    anonymous
Score:
505
 
 Pizza: Aliens can now control your mind
 AdamBomb286: We will make him one of us!
 Janston: It's like a dunce cap, but the dunce doesn't even know
 Frank herbert: winter and forgetting to go back north
 Frank herbert: I need this. my hair keeps going south for the
 WaffleIron: There's a cost, it costs you the respect of your peers.
 angry: become a dickhead in 30 days
 badger: but do I need a hairy hat?
 Mr. Shine: Gotta pump up the suction.
 Pikachu: @Warrax no, this is how you become a conehead.
 Warrax: Do you want Trump hair? This is how you get Trump hair.
Image 84784   02-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
368
 
 Pizza: Something something Jeremy Clarkson's head
 Religion X: Because brave enough.
 Warrax: @Mr. Shine grapefruit applefruit orangefruit carrotvegtable
 Mr. Shine: Aziz Ansari's monologue about the day rapper 50 Cent learned what a grapefruit was is hysterical. Truth is stranger than fiction.
 thrilhouse: On this site, you never know
Image 84783   02-19-16   Uploaded by    aristocat
Score:
557
 
 Pizza: @Frank herbert Afterglow involves silicosis and hearing loss
 Cami: Perfectly safe if you're not circumcised.
 duckfarts: Hmm I should read the other comments first maybe like maybe the first comment even
 duckfarts: THIS IS GONNA BE THE BEST GLORY HOLE EVER
 AutoDisaster: Shouldn't he be wearing safety goggles?
 Frank herbert: you get silicates and dust in every crevasse then masterbate to loud techno. bloody good time
 WaffleIron: I think I know this guy...
 matt: in Soviet Russia Shower Concrete Saws YOU Naked
 waffles: This porn is weird
 fanny: safety first people, safety first!
 Sadbot: Mmm, nothing beats the feeling of tile dust in the lungs or on the balls
 Mr. Shine: Google "Angle Grinder Man" Officially my favorite real-life superhero!
 willowsprite: Don't wanna get my clothes dusty.
 TurkeyVulture: We may not be able to see 'em, but dude certainly has balls.
 pleasing: Looks like he's hardly waiting for that glory hole to be complete.
Image 84782   02-19-16   Uploaded by    habbekratz
Score:
273
 
 Wumph Morms: That is some dangerous cream cheese.
 CrustyDusty: Tyler, what did you do?!
 duckfarts: Hell yeah, just four more minutes to go
 Anus: uh, there's no blue wire. OMG, THERE'S NO BLUE WIRE!!! Oh wait, nevermind, there it is. Whew.
 earl: Print your logo on your bomb's PCB so James Bond can track you down.
 Bob Buttwhiskers: McGyver's alarm clock?
 dungeon: someone's going to get to meet Obama, the Mayor of New York and astronauts, and tour Google & the UN
 androbot: Obama is about to post that he doesn't mind you bringing this clock into the white house
 grandma: This clock is da bomb.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Someone's going to the principal's office
 Mr. Shine: Don't hit the snooze button.
 burritos: Set it at 3:14 and out a pie on it.
 Chest Rockwell: Nice clock, but the alarm is a bit too loud.
 Janston: Only 44 minutes till I get out of work.
 Bone Loc: sweet clock
 misterjoe: drumstick auto-rad
Image 84781   02-19-16   Uploaded by    crappypants
Score:
586
 
 CrustyDusty: Betting this looks very similar to the August Me as well :D
 apoxia: That's how my baby sleeps
 NuckinFutz: Sorry Cat is sorry
 WaffleIron: Well both months have mondays, so a few garfields are acceptable.
 CastleBravo: Everybody do the Flop!
Image 84780   02-19-16   Uploaded by    karpeles
Score:
574
 
 CrustyDusty: The US Navy unveils its latest stealth technology breakthrough, the GU11.
 apoxia: Parp!
 Mr. Shine: "Goose! Gooooose!"
 NoRagrets: Bottom stream is pure shit.
Image 84779   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
842
 
 Pizza: @Frank herbert We're a happy family!...
 Frank herbert: @Pizza @NoRagrets @WaffleIron please. No. Tell me its not barney. God dammit!!!! Whhhhhhhhyyyyyy!!
 CrustyDusty: New episodes of Gumball looking good!
 falling: Say anything.
 Frank herbert: 2 eyed 2 horned lazy purple aggro moster
 WaffleIron: My wife calles it "the purple dinosaur website"
 Pizza: @NoRagrets In my mind I've just been calling it Purple Horny Thing. But that doesn't sound good.
 Mr. Shine: @Wet farts I would buy that with my hard-earned money dollars!
 Wet farts: Someone needs to make an AG plush
 NoRagrets: @Pizza At this point I've just assumed it was Mascot.
 Janston: (+16) Candles
 Pizza: Does the AG mascot have a name?
 hnnngh: nnn tss nnn tss nnn tss
 Coolguy: When are they going to drop the bass?
 Chest Rockwell: Radio Raheem didn't age well.
 cakefizzle: In your eyes, long yellow things, in your eyes, I see a thousand cats
 NoRagrets: Most likely was stolen from #84722
Image 84778   02-19-16   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
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