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228269  dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.

228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.



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Score:
654
 
 Bu7Z: Fully sick whip.
 Micro Jackson: Atomic batteries to "Power"! Turbines to "Speed"!
 Otterman: Only to be driven indoors
 Science: Catwoman - what have you done to the Batmobile?
 Cami: Bubble domes are fine, but only as long as you're wearing a helmet.
 a robot: The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
 marxist: Banging your head while searching through the glove compartment : priceless.
 JackSkellington: This porn is in the futures...
 Robespierre: The Lincoln Futura. It later became the Adam West Batmobile - seriously
Image 84704   02-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
380
 
 Bu7Z: @Coolguy cat ass trophy...
 Shay: Actually it's just a swing that's coated with a ton of catnip.
 Borkf: I bet that cat started It's first business with "a small loan of $1 million from my Father." Prick
 hnnngh: @Warrax I think it looks like it's ripping a big stanky fart. Or constipated.
 Robespierre: @Borkf That look - it's like those rich fuckers in those life insurance ads that are shown during golf broadcasts. Bastards.
 Borkf: @Warrax I think it just looks like a smug little fucker.
 Warrax: Not sure if the smile on that cat mean "high as fuck" or "horrible birth defect."
 Coolguy: And then the suction cups loose suction... Then, catastrophe!
Image 84703   02-19-16   Uploaded by    heck
Score:
779
 
 Mr Shifty: @jimbiscuit To push up your pedestrian kill levels.
 cakefizzle: God speed you! Black Emperor
 jimbiscuit: is that a fin on the front of that car?
 original og: Twakuza ?
 CuriouSir: half of them look like this girl I know.
 Micro Jackson: Curb service
 XLY: Hey, second from the right! That half smirk has gotta go! Evil grin or no smile at all like everyone else
 Cami: More fun than quilting.
 morakdais: Race for the pride of the party
 thratchen: with a right, left, right left you're toothless, then you say god damn they ruthless
 Robespierre: Now all they need is a '61 de Ville convertible and their image will be complete
 hnnngh: I can dig this.
 Bone Loc: Me thug you long time
 Coolguy: Asian scooter gang looking tough and cool: Coolguy approves
 Knice: *furiously scribbling 'bad parking' note*
 A Decent Fellow: Is you coven a street racing gang?
Image 84702   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 84701 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by demonius. We'll pray for you, demonius.
Score:
566
 
 james: @ Peach Toddler It's Falun Gong pubes.
 Micro Jackson: Mostly cat tho
 Christina: Pretty accurate!
 Science: Just Harbor Freight things...
 Turts: Well it's just work gloves, doesn't really matter.
 Scoo: I appreciate honesty
 VoR: 67% Horse
 Coolguy: Dog and cat and maybe rat fur
 Peach Toddler: Could be asbestos! We'll never know!
Image 84700   02-19-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
590
 
 StuporFly: The bugs are not like us.
 electrode: is it laying on its back?
 Bluetocracy: it's Popeye, the... wait, WTF is that?
 Cami: Did not skip leg day.
 Muncharito Beanworld: Mother Nature must've been drunk when she created this
 p-niiice: yeah, rub that ovipositor baby
 Air Biscuit: Might aswell jump.
 Knice: Maybe go ahead and skip leg day.
 Throb: This porn is weird
 Trumpysucks: Yeah baby show me that thorax.
Image 84699   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
776
 
 carpwoman: Why's Ringo there?
 Air Biscuit: Ach! It bit me! Im infected! Im becoming one of them... i can... feel... bones.. growing... inside me... RUN, save yourself...
 Fishy: That's what you get for denying the power of senor esqueleto.
 hnnngh: A likely story. You got bit by a chihuahua and it scared you, dinnit?
 Throb: @Coolguy I'm not sure if they even are rogues. Could be the tanks wanted to loot this room without sharing with the rest of the party. They have low int, so they make bad decisions like that from time to time.
 Shay: "A Skeleton" What, it's not real?
 Warrax: I hate it when this happens. I stumble home bone-tired, and there's two dudes robbing my house.
 Coolguy: @Throb these must be low level rogues then?
 anonymous: Stay safe, closet ghost
 Throb: Take care when exploring dungeons with undead as they can see through normal invisibility spells. To get past them, have your cleric cast invisibility vs undead. High level rogues can sneak past them, too.
 Coolguy: Gracias por la seguridad, senior esqueleto.
 A Decent Fellow: gracias senor Esqueleto!
Image 84698   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
377
 
 omgpro: I smell sex and candy
 avocado: Shut Up Donny
 indolentia: Legitimate Spiritual Water Cover Mouth
 Cami: Do you drink it or rub it on?
 SomeCanadian: Interestingly enough, this is all anal bleach.
 a robot: Ingredients: corn syrup, rubbing alcohol, red #40
 waxymom: 100 proof
 anonymous: 12oz bottle of befriend water
 Throb: @Coolguy in case she screams too loud and bothers your conservative neighbors
 Coolguy: vvv make sexy times. And some to help shut your girl up?
 Coolguy: So we got spiritual water to help
Image 84697   02-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
504
 
 feels good: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR! GOD!
 Christina: Busted!
 Christina: Busted!
 Knice: @hnnngh I am a weak person.
 hnnngh: Looks like he's checking out some.... oh never mind, too easy.
 hnnngh: @Knice C'mon man.
 JackSkellington: Oh the things beautiful people do.
 Knice: Kitty porn. :(
 Coolguy: Cat! Why are you watching porn... On a Compaq!
 Mexico: Of course I was using a proxy to watch this!
 l0dan: Going to need my glasses for this
Image 84696   02-19-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
151
 
 Robespierre: Like I said last week, "Don't eat six at a time." Dumbass.
 Knice: @VoR Do it, hawmie! (That ol' spicy bandwagon ain't gonna jump on itself!!) :-)
 VoR: vv jumping on the bandwagon
 VoR: That rat @pizza. See how the ol' spicey badvote breaks turtles
Image 84695   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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