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272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272931  addend: Don't vaxx on me.

272691  Passive: How my digestive tract determines my experience after Southern Indian food

272932  addend: Warm milk.

272700  Passive: "Christian Weston Chandler mellowed out during his golden years."

272628  Mr Bleak: Who crowned him?

272893  Passive: The year is 3022, EA has acquired every video game license and shut down every studio.

272941  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

272940  Double-Munched Tacotito: Is that Sid?

272928  Passive: I'll take it

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272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?



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Score:
654
 
 Bu7Z: Fully sick whip.
 Micro Jackson: Atomic batteries to "Power"! Turbines to "Speed"!
 Porm Munties: Only to be driven indoors
 Science: Catwoman - what have you done to the Batmobile?
 Cami: Bubble domes are fine, but only as long as you're wearing a helmet.
 a robot: The luxurious seats are stuffed with eagle down and the dashboard inlaid with the beaks of a thousand eagles. Also, there are some eagles under the floorboards.
 marxist: Banging your head while searching through the glove compartment : priceless.
 JackSkellington: This porn is in the futures...
 CompletelyJoking: The Lincoln Futura. It later became the Adam West Batmobile - seriously
Image 84704   02-19-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
380
 
 Bu7Z: @Coolguy cat ass trophy...
 Shay: Actually it's just a swing that's coated with a ton of catnip.
 Borkf: I bet that cat started It's first business with "a small loan of $1 million from my Father." Prick
 hnnngh: @Warrax I think it looks like it's ripping a big stanky fart. Or constipated.
 9mm: @Borkf That look - it's like those rich fuckers in those life insurance ads that are shown during golf broadcasts. Bastards.
 Borkf: @Warrax I think it just looks like a smug little fucker.
 Warrax: Not sure if the smile on that cat mean "high as fuck" or "horrible birth defect."
 Coolguy: And then the suction cups loose suction... Then, catastrophe!
Image 84703   02-19-16   Uploaded by    heck
Score:
779
 
 Mr Shifty: @jimbiscuit To push up your pedestrian kill levels.
 cakefizzle: God speed you! Black Emperor
 jimbiscuit: is that a fin on the front of that car?
 original og: Twakuza ?
 CuriouSir: half of them look like this girl I know.
 Micro Jackson: Curb service
 XLY: Hey, second from the right! That half smirk has gotta go! Evil grin or no smile at all like everyone else
 Cami: More fun than quilting.
 morakdais: Race for the pride of the party
 thratchen: with a right, left, right left you're toothless, then you say god damn they ruthless
 reagan: Now all they need is a '61 de Ville convertible and their image will be complete
 hnnngh: I can dig this.
 Bone Loc: Me thug you long time
 Coolguy: Asian scooter gang looking tough and cool: Coolguy approves
 Knice: *furiously scribbling 'bad parking' note*
 A Decent Fellow: Is you coven a street racing gang?
Image 84702   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 84701 is unbelievably bad (score -3) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by demonius. Your image was bad, demonius.
Score:
566
 
 james: @ Peach Toddler It's Falun Gong pubes.
 Micro Jackson: Mostly cat tho
 Christina: Pretty accurate!
 Science: Just Harbor Freight things...
 Turts: Well it's just work gloves, doesn't really matter.
 bad tony: I appreciate honesty
 gggina: 67% Horse
 Coolguy: Dog and cat and maybe rat fur
 Peach Toddler: Could be asbestos! We'll never know!
Image 84700   02-19-16   Uploaded by    The Man
Score:
590
 
 StuporFly: The bugs are not like us.
 electrode: is it laying on its back?
 Bluetocracy: it's Popeye, the... wait, WTF is that?
 Cami: Did not skip leg day.
 Muncharito Beanworld: Mother Nature must've been drunk when she created this
 p-niiice: yeah, rub that ovipositor baby
 Air Biscuit: Might aswell jump.
 Knice: Maybe go ahead and skip leg day.
 Throb: This porn is weird
 Trumpysucks: Yeah baby show me that thorax.
Image 84699   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
776
 
 Chocolate Pain: Why's Ringo there?
 Air Biscuit: Ach! It bit me! Im infected! Im becoming one of them... i can... feel... bones.. growing... inside me... RUN, save yourself...
 Fishy: That's what you get for denying the power of senor esqueleto.
 hnnngh: A likely story. You got bit by a chihuahua and it scared you, dinnit?
 Throb: @Coolguy I'm not sure if they even are rogues. Could be the tanks wanted to loot this room without sharing with the rest of the party. They have low int, so they make bad decisions like that from time to time.
 Shay: "A Skeleton" What, it's not real?
 Warrax: I hate it when this happens. I stumble home bone-tired, and there's two dudes robbing my house.
 Coolguy: @Throb these must be low level rogues then?
 anonymous: Stay safe, closet ghost
 Throb: Take care when exploring dungeons with undead as they can see through normal invisibility spells. To get past them, have your cleric cast invisibility vs undead. High level rogues can sneak past them, too.
 Coolguy: Gracias por la seguridad, senior esqueleto.
 A Decent Fellow: gracias senor Esqueleto!
Image 84698   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
377
 
 omgpro: I smell sex and candy
 avocado: Shut Up Donny
 indolentia: Legitimate Spiritual Water Cover Mouth
 Cami: Do you drink it or rub it on?
 SomeCanadian: Interestingly enough, this is all anal bleach.
 a robot: Ingredients: corn syrup, rubbing alcohol, red #40
 waxymom: 100 proof
 anonymous: 12oz bottle of befriend water
 Throb: @Coolguy in case she screams too loud and bothers your conservative neighbors
 Coolguy: vvv make sexy times. And some to help shut your girl up?
 Coolguy: So we got spiritual water to help
Image 84697   02-19-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
527
 
 feels good: SHUT THE DOOR! SHUT THE DOOR! GOD!
 Christina: Busted!
 Christina: Busted!
 Knice: @hnnngh I am a weak person.
 hnnngh: Looks like he's checking out some.... oh never mind, too easy.
 hnnngh: @Knice C'mon man.
 JackSkellington: Oh the things beautiful people do.
 Knice: Kitty porn. :(
 Coolguy: Cat! Why are you watching porn... On a Compaq!
 Mexico: Of course I was using a proxy to watch this!
 l0dan: Going to need my glasses for this
Image 84696   02-19-16   Uploaded by    daisy picker
Score:
151
 
 Paint Chips: Like I said last week, "Don't eat six at a time." Dumbass.
 Knice: @VoR Do it, hawmie! (That ol' spicy bandwagon ain't gonna jump on itself!!) :-)
 Colbo Mundus: vv jumping on the bandwagon
 DJSnoopMike: That rat @pizza. See how the ol' spicey badvote breaks turtles
Image 84695   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Nope
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