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233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

233077  well duh: Well, spiders do tend to like the shower area of the average home.

233098  Coolguy: Not shown: Now Im an engineer at Google, so its all good.

233099  Coolguy: Keep em off my lefts too!

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
472
 
 NuckinFutz: With Wednesday's influence, Pugsley grew up to be more than a bit strange.
 glowstick: A for effort
 GroanWorthy: Two gins enter! One gin leaves!
 CrustyDusty: Jeez, I saved this picture a dozen or more years ago, it's still in my clip archive. Never could figure out if that nose is shooped or not, but still rad.
 Micro Jackson: Let's eat some beef
 Cami: His mom didn't warn him about making faces.
 Mentos Pormer: " chunk.. Friend.."
 I Hate The Beatles: Disgusting.
 Robespierre: Gin. That's a top choice for this one.
 eyg: The Make a Wish Foundation doesn't like to talk about those years.
 Shay: Congressman Henry Waxman rarely talks about his illegimate son.
 CrookedCop: @DesertPlah No. He's just happy to see you..... O wait. Nvm. That's a night stick. My bad
 Warrax: If that was me, I'd be trying to stay as drunk as possible at all times too.
 Mitchell: Cripes, Lord of the Flies II looks awful.
 beckybecky: Is... That a nightstick in his pants?
 Mr. Shine: @botch *gunshot* That'll do, Pigly. That'll do.
 Catcat: "Pork eater? What am I, a cannibal?"
 crudites: He is local! Yes yes! He is a good boy!
 jayjay: awww.... Pigly
 gumble: This is why I don't drink gin..... or wear leather
 VoR: Mothers ruin. She's only 32, now look at her.
Image 84648   02-19-16   Uploaded by    CuriouSir
Score:
613
 
 superfudge: bug mardi gras
 a sedated moose: Those eyebrows...
 Mr. Shine: He gets ALL the channels. Even the dirty ones.
 crudites: Nice bug, Vincent.
 VoR: Fabulousoso darling...
Image 84647   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
490
 
 Knice: Oh, my bad; what @Science said. :)
 Knice: Good with vinegar husbands.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Reduced fat cheese? Burn the abomination
 Flarmie: Buy 10 and have a Cheddar Party.
 Science: Goes great with Vinegar Husbands!
 Korrok: Well I can honestly say I didn't see that coming.
 White Rice: This stuff is pretty good. It's like a sharp (well, American sharp) cheddar mixed with Parmesan (my phone auto capitalized that...I'm unsure of myself now)
 metallica: gr8 cheddar m8, i r8 8/8
 Tiny Butt: I dont like unexpected things, unless its unexpected fallatio
 Borkf: Nobody expects the cheddar inquisition!
 Catcat: AAAAGH, CHEDDAR
Image 84646   02-19-16   Uploaded by    inthrees
Score:
483
 
 miller: Honey, remember last night i asked if i could borrow the plane for a bit and you said no? Well.....
 CuriouSir: @Dizzy its called the "cant even"
 Cami: The look says, "do what you want, I'm going the rest of the way by coach."
 Cami: Look at the cords in the upper right corner. I think that maybe this plane was fitted with a parachute.
 Robespierre: That's one way to cultivate the garden
 Warrax: I gave grandma a laser pointer for her cat, but she seems to have found another use for it.
 Larp Belb: I'm thinking this could have ended much worse.
 Air Biscuit: Aww man, i heard the mean old lady that lives in that creepy house down the lane is a witch, now well never get out plane back.
 Mitchell: It's a Cirrus! It has it's own parachute; you can see the lines going to the upper right.
 Pegged Lamb: It looks like the plane back over the fence... Now I'm even more confused.
 Jeannie C: Arrested landing. Next time try on a ship
 Mr. Shine: "On tonight's Top Gear!"
 Mr. Shine: "On tonight's Top Gear!"
 tib gubb: my tennis ball trap caught something amazing
 crudites: Something something you're not funny
 Dizzy: What expression even is that?
 Coolguy: Grandma! What I tell you about flying without taking your medication?
 Coolguy: Grandma! What I tell you about flying without taking your medication?
 Frank herbert: so much for volleyball
 Catcat: something something women pilots?
 VoR: and I'd do it again!
Image 84645   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Image 84644 is unbelievably bad (score -16) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Tacorleone. You have brought shame on us, Tacorleone.
Score:
458
 
 NuckinFutz: LARPing the salami, it's never too early
 harpooneer: Fine for now. Kid's got about 18 months to ditch that sword and get into girls before it's too late.
 glowstick: Would be more impressed if that sword was half way down the salami. This way it looks like it's not sharp enough (probably isn't).
 Unbathed: A world of pure imagination
 Fullhouse: The new butter knife.
 Alastair: I don't see anything wrong with this. Swords like that a little more than giant kitchen knives anyway.
 Catcat: Ah, the Vorpal Sword of Kielbasa Slaying +1
 VoR: @willowsprite and his nails, shame pinky will never grow back
Image 84643   02-19-16   Uploaded by    minimum max
Score:
600
 
 NuckinFutz: You got some hot DSLs there, boy. I mean TSLs
 eider: I had a sensible chuckle.
 This is obviously: Rad for pic but bad for every line of text..
 VoR: doot doot
 windmill78: Saucy trumpet rusty trombone
Image 84642   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
290
 
 Micro Jackson: He took my baby away
 Frank herbert: @Bloody good sir/miss/other , It was simply a twist on a tried and true comment. not to mention, salt is white. shame that salt.
 Bloody: @crudites That remark, however, is both racist and sexist.
 Bloody: grilledloin? What?
 Bloody: Care for view fromthe front? grilledloinwww.racheshop.de/originelle-geschenkideen/geschenke-fuer-frauen/salz-und-pfefferstreuer-zwerge-2er-set-schwarz-weiss.html
 VoR: @Frank herbert Pretty sure salt shakers have one hole, so it's alright @Bloody.
 crudites: Bloody is white, everyone. And he likes it that way.
 Borb Prembus: @Bloody - Nope, thats a Klansman with a beard sticking out from under his hoo... wait, beard?! Must be a terrorist Klansman!!
 VoR: @Bloody ...have a kit kat.
 Bloody: I am so fed up with this knee jerk "racist!" reaction. Use you eyes and brain before you judge. This is not the front of a kkk figurine but the back of a garden gnome. It may be in poor taste but that has nothing to do with race. Sheesh!
 VoR: Holy week in spain? Google that.
 Frank herbert: racist if salt
 Frank herbert: racist if salt
Image 84641   02-19-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
Score:
482
 
 savvoy: Clanky fetish
 Bluetocracy: Oh look, it's RoboCop's girlfirend... Or Sister... Or the new RoboCop movie looking sexy?
 Micro Jackson: Impale me
 2Berries: Rad for VB's, cant wait to wear my speedsuit to comicon.
 2Berries: If Sorayama is dead, why am i still studying for this test?
 Urchin: Cobra reboot looking pretty good
 Knice: @a robot Beep boop!
 NoRagrets: Looks like she belongs on an Aerosmith album cover.
 Lobefin: Are gynoids self-lubricating?
 VoR: I keep pushing play but nothing is happening.
 tib gubb: "damn mitch, two black eyes? what the hell happened?" "let's just say i went motorboating and it was worth it."
 Frank herbert: @a robot #572 is a pretty impressive robot. so lifelike
 a robot: vvv Accidental link, but a fairly accurate representation
 a robot: Actually no, that's a lie, I'm more like #572
 a robot: I'm Sorayama Sexy Robot #1, btw
 Darth Bater: Her nipples r 2 big 4 her got damn cones.
Image 84640   02-19-16   Uploaded by    anonymous
Score:
597
 
 indolentia: so badass.
 Cami: Neener-neener-neener. You'll NEVER get me.
 Borkf: FYI, this battle is 100 million years old.
 VoR: His last word was "Soon"
 Coolguy: If I could go back in time in a time machine; to the time right before this happened, I would say: NOPE!
 a robot: Metal as fuck. No wait, amber as fuck
Image 84639   02-19-16   Uploaded by    Borkf
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