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221612  UseYourName: Seuss Army Knife

221493  apoxia: This is amazing.

221505  apoxia: @Yurishiro In New Zealand we just run them over with cars. One easy step.

221510  apoxia: Ouch, that looks sore.

221623  Starry Lemon: Halloween is an amputee's time to shine.

221455  Felicity: Ice-ometrics

221614  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Let us hope so @robocop

221622  huskyboy: This has to be Portland Oregon.

221613  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Bring it on jaw breakers

221608  apoxia: This is why the phones rule us. Hits of emotion on a variable interval schedule. Evil psychologists couldn't have designed these any better.

221622  Big Baby: Whenever I enter a four-way stop, it always seems to be when someone stops at the EXACT same time as me. Then we play high beam wars.

221613  Bohab: Ugh, cyborgs...

221606  Kaviri: The most expensive education in the world.

221615  boozer: Is this in San Francisco?

221607  Kaviri: The chemists assistant scratched his head as he wandered the market. Where am I going to find fruit this time of year?

221475  tib gubb: coo lad

221610  Kaviri: What happened at his feet?

221615  Prumbo: Maybe the drugs are just kicking in ?

221446  champeen: @jochenau me too

221608  when so: Every. Fucking. Day.

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221517 wolfpk: Practical, but creepy

221470 copunter: and that, friends, is the story of capitalism

221542 Nothing: Can verify, is WalMart

221464 Felicity: Dont look now, but theres a miniature neckbeard living on the back of your head

221563 Kaviri: Fuck, vegetables!

221535 wolfpk: Is this guy and uber patriot, or did he just get really drunk?

221409 E. HONDA: *yohgourht

221407 LieutenantTofu: @ignatz I think there's a space-and-a-half setting that has the desired effect but isn't as obvious

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts

221582 a robot: @Nope "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere."



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Score:
602
 
 Mr. Angry: Now I am sad...
 fanthemadman: So much AWESOME!!
 Chaplin: Aaargh! Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 JackSkellington: @Retromancer that's a good way to get blown out of the air lock brosif.
 Anus: Seatbelts save lives
 Retromancer: Wash was an idiot who got what he deserved.
 Picklepuss: @hnnngh it's a reference to something tragic in the movie Serenity
 Warezlock: @hnnngh Firefly geekiness. Insufferable to those who weren't fans. :)
 hnnngh: @Scoo Explain it to me. I'm srs.
 Scoo: @hnnngh You are so, so lucky
 hnnngh: I'm afraid I sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock also, I can kill you with my brain.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock yes sir, captain tight pants!
 ping: Awwww...
 Warezlock: @JackSkellington Fine, shiny even. You've posted your post, now be on your merry.
 Mattixvii: Woof, right in the feels...
 JackSkellington: Sorry guys... It fucked me up on the inside as well, but I still had this horrific urge to post it... Think I might be a sadist.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, f#ck you!
 SomeCanadian: Too soon.
Image 84530   02-18-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
949
 
 Science: @DrinkMixMan: Super Barrio Bros., in fact.
 Hungy Dingus: This is a remake of the Mario Bros movie that i can get behind.
 Skinr: blowin' on the endo, GameCube Nintendo, five percent tint so you can't see up in my window
 Robespierre: Tonight on Cholo-Rama: The Box of Mystery
 DrinkMixMan: The Barrio Brothers
 anonymous: The answer to Trump's wall
 Coolguy: Esuper Vato Carnals!
Image 84529   02-18-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
569
 
 Jeannie C: You may have all these gifts, and, in return, this one's mine!
 doop: And on Crimmus morn, us kids would all rush downstairs and grab our stockings, so full they were stiff, and commence to beat the ever-loving hell out of each other.
 Wet farts: Santa claws
 KnowLifer: Perfect, if swapped
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Lobefin: Santa claws will stuff your stockings with poop
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Coolguy: I'm with you on this one baby, horrifying!
Image 84528   02-18-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
412
 
 ptrain: @someguynameded It's not photoshop, I've seen these in real life. They're used to keep the oils in your fingers from staining the parchment.
 Science: This ensures no cheeto dust on the torah.
 XLY: I'd rad this harder if it were a middle finger
 CuriouSir: the fing-longer, 1285 version
 Skinr: see, if MY hands looked like this, no one would complain that "those could be anybody's hands"
 Picklepuss: a curse fell on those who touched the Torah during a reading: #84457
 Cami: BUTT SCRATCH-AH? BUTT SCRATCH-AH?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ancient Jews were serious about keeping their comic books in mint condition.
 Coolguy: When you are done studying, you have a lovely back scratcher
 anonymous: Also good for noses and butts
 someguynameded: Photoshop
 cassette1: That's a yad
Image 84527   02-18-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Image 84526 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. We'll pray for you, Vanna.
Score:
365
 
 Air Biscuit: So many dialects of "'murican"
 buds420: i hate you
 Borkf: Can you guess what kind of lab I work in? #84471
 Borkf: They forgot Traditionals (lemonade, cream soda etc.) and mixers. Although soda is a mixer, so you'd expect them to be kept together.
 Warrax: I call it a kaiser blade
 anonymous: Where's the coke?
 Scoo: Where's the tonic? I can't find any damn tonic!
 Picklepuss: multilingual signage is a thing now
Image 84525   02-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 84524 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. Your image was bad, dirtstick.
Score:
1050
 
 Lutha: don't copy that floppy! because you probably won't come back to earth in some kinda resurrection....thing
 lebron: I just saved this image
 DrinkMixMan: @Bile They can both be killed by driving nails through them?
 Coolguy: @Bile So then using the logic of this analogy, the floppy disk will return one day? Does that mean it will return all the things deleated? In that case maybe I should stop saving porn on the computer.
 Cami: The disc itself will pass near IR.
 Bile: People no longer rely on them. They are made of inanimate carbon. They float on water. They can copy items as many times as you like. What else
 hajjpodge: I'm on the Facebook part of friendly spaceship again.
Image 84523   02-18-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
556
 
 Fancy Clown: Fuck no
 tib gubb: powered by the blopper. *blop*
 Air Biscuit: Huh.
 Lutha: my dear, where have you been all my life????
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 Coolguy: Rad for Deliciousness!
 Cami: Looks like Elmer's gravy.
 Bile: @Scoo sausage gravy is another way of saying nacho cheese
 Picklepuss: alternate steps 1 and 2: grab a Big Gulp cup, fill with sausage gravy
 Knice: Grave me, bro.
 Warrax: Grab a biscuit! Top with sausage gravy! 2 easy steps to 1 great philosophy of life!
 Scoo: Hot damn, I want to somehow combine this with the nacho cheese machine but I'm terrified of crossing the streams
 SomeCanadian: Please tell me there is a monstrous worm queen within dispensing "gravy"
Image 84522   02-18-16   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
409
 
 a robot: Everyone, I must confess that I was kinda drunk yesterday and forgot I uploaded this. Glad it got posted, though.
 Frank herbert: does she poop cream filked chocolate eggs? Cadbury may have a challenge
 Skinr: someone else finally saw Harvey
 Coolguy: I would try to find her eggs any day
 original og: @Picklepuss I'd shoot her eye out. ...I'm lonely.
 Picklepuss: Ralphie's fetish
Image 84521   02-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
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