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156958  Headoftheclass: "Shiiiiiiit. Lost Purple Status again."

156965  thebiglutovsky: Well, I mean... I call people cats all the time. "That big cat out in the lot", for example. I have no answer for the croissants thing.

156954  Ulillillia: What is this, a hat for ants? ...I guess not.

156966  thebiglutovsky: We've apparently come to the wrong neighborhood.

156965  Ulillillia: Strawberries being slang for watermelon.

156799  9inchfails: agreed @Higdec

156967  thebiglutovsky: The Dude abides.

156967  Mr. Butt: Okay, I fucking love this.

156944  Thurb Grunombies: This is like the tiananmen square picture, but with gastropods

156939  2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156964  grizzly: @ThatGuy ga! You beat me!

156964  grizzly: Bear necessities.

156967  WaffleIron: [GLORIOUS ORCHESTRAL MUSIC, THE KIND A GUY CAN REALLY ABIDE TO]

156969  WaffleIron: It's a nerve pinch. Or a mind meld. There is no Vulcan death grip.

156962  Thurb Grunombies: That dropped out of his pants

156973  WaffleIron: If this car ain't rocking, unsatisfied love is stalking.

156953  2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright

156965  WaffleIron: Cat being slang for bird.

156966  a robot: Winning trophies is SERIOUS BUSINESS,I guess? I'm looking at this on my phone so I guess there could be a joke I'm missing

156963  2Berries: Get low when the whistle goes

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156761 sparename: Mount Flangemore

156776 Peter Pantsless: @werterland How can being stabbed a thousand times NOT hurt haha. I get it though. I still wanna do it, but now I kinda know what to expect, and I'm gonna get with my brother and research local artists to get exactly what I want. If/when I do it, AG will be among the first to see it. Thanks for helping me out :D

156939 2Berries: @WaffleIron going to go watch tank girl right now

156898 Peter Pantsless: @guest As a Killer Instinct fan, I ask that you at least spell it right: C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! You still get a (+) though

156821 Helmi Fick: @KyleisBobDole @Mr. Shine @Noremak Comment: Copyright Helmi Fick. Steal it at your peril.

156844 trelyate: poo gas!

156906 LaeMi: Oh. And I want one of these soooo badly! Just a short cross-section, not an entire spool of the stuff!

156811 grizzly: "This thing has meth in it!"

156917 Beef Supreme: Last Golden Girl standing.

156953 2Berries: @Kraken shit that happens in times of panic, amiright



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Scoo uploaded 156656 (891 points)
Dresdenkeogh uploaded 156772 (887 points)
SpaceCow uploaded 156716 (876 points)
Gomi Day uploaded 156616 (876 points)
Peter Pantsless uploaded 156762 (866 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156479 (861 points)
elmstreet uploaded 156585 (835 points)
ChubbyBuddy uploaded 156650 (827 points)
Black Jesus uploaded 156843 (788 points)
Scoo uploaded 156490 (788 points)
pewdiepie uploaded 156898 (786 points)


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 2. Scoo: 14639 points
 3. hat thrab: 14590 points
 4. Peach: 7383 points
 5. Annoying Vegan : 7347 points
 6. ChubbyBuddy: 5663 points
 7. Hyphae: 5469 points
 8. Whatever: 5204 points
 9. Peter Pantsless: 4629 points
10. Mr. Butt: 4534 points
11. fanny: 4369 points
12. Gomi Day: 3970 points
13. scribbs: 3755 points
14. Jaunty Shrimp: 3723 points
15. SunWukong: 3280 points
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Score:
602
 
 Mr. Angry: Now I am sad...
 fanthemadman: So much AWESOME!!
 Chaplin: Aaargh! Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 JackSkellington: @Retromancer that's a good way to get blown out of the air lock brosif.
 Anus: Seatbelts save lives
 Retromancer: Wash was an idiot who got what he deserved.
 Picklepuss: @hnnngh it's a reference to something tragic in the movie Serenity
 Warezlock: @hnnngh Firefly geekiness. Insufferable to those who weren't fans. :)
 hnnngh: @Scoo Explain it to me. I'm srs.
 Scoo: @hnnngh You are so, so lucky
 hnnngh: I'm afraid I sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock also, I can kill you with my brain.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock yes sir, captain tight pants!
 ping: Awwww...
 Warezlock: @JackSkellington Fine, shiny even. You've posted your post, now be on your merry.
 Mattixvii: Woof, right in the feels...
 JackSkellington: Sorry guys... It fucked me up on the inside as well, but I still had this horrific urge to post it... Think I might be a sadist.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, f#ck you!
 SomeCanadian: Too soon.
Image 84530   02-18-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
928
 
 Science: @DrinkMixMan: Super Barrio Bros., in fact.
 Hungy Dingus: This is a remake of the Mario Bros movie that i can get behind.
 Skinr: blowin' on the endo, GameCube Nintendo, five percent tint so you can't see up in my window
 Robespierre: Tonight on Cholo-Rama: The Box of Mystery
 DrinkMixMan: The Barrio Brothers
 anonymous: The answer to Trump's wall
 Coolguy: Esuper Vato Carnals!
Image 84529   02-18-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
569
 
 Jeannie C: You may have all these gifts, and, in return, this one's mine!
 doop: And on Crimmus morn, us kids would all rush downstairs and grab our stockings, so full they were stiff, and commence to beat the ever-loving hell out of each other.
 Wet farts: Santa claws
 KnowLifer: Perfect, if swapped
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Lobefin: Santa claws will stuff your stockings with poop
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Coolguy: I'm with you on this one baby, horrifying!
Image 84528   02-18-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
412
 
 ptrain: @someguynameded It's not photoshop, I've seen these in real life. They're used to keep the oils in your fingers from staining the parchment.
 Science: This ensures no cheeto dust on the torah.
 XLY: I'd rad this harder if it were a middle finger
 CuriouSir: the fing-longer, 1285 version
 Skinr: see, if MY hands looked like this, no one would complain that "those could be anybody's hands"
 Picklepuss: a curse fell on those who touched the Torah during a reading: #84457
 Cami: BUTT SCRATCH-AH? BUTT SCRATCH-AH?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ancient Jews were serious about keeping their comic books in mint condition.
 Coolguy: When you are done studying, you have a lovely back scratcher
 anonymous: Also good for noses and butts
 someguynameded: Photoshop
 cassette1: That's a yad
Image 84527   02-18-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Image 84526 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
Score:
365
 
 Air Biscuit: So many dialects of "'murican"
 buds420: i hate you
 Borkf: Can you guess what kind of lab I work in? #84471
 Borkf: They forgot Traditionals (lemonade, cream soda etc.) and mixers. Although soda is a mixer, so you'd expect them to be kept together.
 Warrax: I call it a kaiser blade
 anonymous: Where's the coke?
 Scoo: Where's the tonic? I can't find any damn tonic!
 Picklepuss: multilingual signage is a thing now
Image 84525   02-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 84524 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. You have brought shame on us, dirtstick.
Score:
1050
 
 Lutha: don't copy that floppy! because you probably won't come back to earth in some kinda resurrection....thing
 lebron: I just saved this image
 DrinkMixMan: @Bile They can both be killed by driving nails through them?
 Coolguy: @Bile So then using the logic of this analogy, the floppy disk will return one day? Does that mean it will return all the things deleated? In that case maybe I should stop saving porn on the computer.
 Cami: The disc itself will pass near IR.
 Bile: People no longer rely on them. They are made of inanimate carbon. They float on water. They can copy items as many times as you like. What else
 hajjpodge: I'm on the Facebook part of friendly spaceship again.
Image 84523   02-18-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
535
 
 Fancy Clown: Fuck no
 tib gubb: powered by the blopper. *blop*
 Air Biscuit: Huh.
 Lutha: my dear, where have you been all my life????
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 Coolguy: Rad for Deliciousness!
 Cami: Looks like Elmer's gravy.
 Bile: @Scoo sausage gravy is another way of saying nacho cheese
 Picklepuss: alternate steps 1 and 2: grab a Big Gulp cup, fill with sausage gravy
 Knice: Grave me, bro.
 Warrax: Grab a biscuit! Top with sausage gravy! 2 easy steps to 1 great philosophy of life!
 Scoo: Hot damn, I want to somehow combine this with the nacho cheese machine but I'm terrified of crossing the streams
 SomeCanadian: Please tell me there is a monstrous worm queen within dispensing "gravy"
Image 84522   02-18-16   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
409
 
 a robot: Everyone, I must confess that I was kinda drunk yesterday and forgot I uploaded this. Glad it got posted, though.
 Frank herbert: does she poop cream filked chocolate eggs? Cadbury may have a challenge
 Skinr: someone else finally saw Harvey
 Coolguy: I would try to find her eggs any day
 original og: @Picklepuss I'd shoot her eye out. ...I'm lonely.
 Picklepuss: Ralphie's fetish
Image 84521   02-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
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