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248672  BavidDowie: My Luigi Board informed me that I am pergerant

248762  Dr Awkward: @E. HONDA what kind of cookies do Keebler Orcs make?

248767  Sadbot: What if a Wrangler was a mini-van but also a Humvee?

248769  Dr Awkward: Aw shuck. Spent our grain budget on armaments again

248763  Dr Awkward: When you get an IUD placed, you're supposed to take a drug 12-24 hours in advance to "ripen the cervix" which is likely the worst phrase I've ever heard.

248757  raditzu: still worth it ! XD

248689  BavidDowie: baboushpup

248761  jochenau: noooo my bibliophobia

248692  BavidDowie: l'acqua frizzante

248454  tib gubb: cup o' bun

248755  Sadbot: Fartparty USA, m'lords and ladies!

248705  BavidDowie: Is this the end of The Giver?

248763  Sadbot: youtu.be/…

248736  BavidDowie: dooglie-eyes

248765  Sadbot: We're a culture, not a costume

248742  BavidDowie: He told them they didn't need to wash their hands. Also that what you say is more important than what you eat bc it just ends up as shit anyway.

248749  BavidDowie: @Telkwa until recently there was an ATM in Vatican City with Latin as an option

248701  Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248759  addend: Well? That kitty ain't gonna clean itself.

248752  BavidDowie: Badonkabeentheredonethat

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248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

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248646 Felicity: Enough with the royal-watching

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248685 WannaBee: "With vitamin C in a perfect world, your skin will feel like chompers." What?

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248508 trelyate: written by UR MOM!

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys



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Score:
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 Mr. Angry: Now I am sad...
 fanthemadman: So much AWESOME!!
 Chaplin: Aaargh! Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 JackSkellington: @Retromancer that's a good way to get blown out of the air lock brosif.
 Anus: Seatbelts save lives
 Retromancer: Wash was an idiot who got what he deserved.
 Picklepuss: @hnnngh it's a reference to something tragic in the movie Serenity
 Warezlock: @hnnngh Firefly geekiness. Insufferable to those who weren't fans. :)
 hnnngh: @Scoo Explain it to me. I'm srs.
 Scoo: @hnnngh You are so, so lucky
 hnnngh: I'm afraid I sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock also, I can kill you with my brain.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock yes sir, captain tight pants!
 agger gater: Awwww...
 Warezlock: @JackSkellington Fine, shiny even. You've posted your post, now be on your merry.
 Mattixvii: Woof, right in the feels...
 JackSkellington: Sorry guys... It fucked me up on the inside as well, but I still had this horrific urge to post it... Think I might be a sadist.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, f#ck you!
 SomeCanadian: Too soon.
Image 84530   02-18-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
949
 
 Science: @DrinkMixMan: Super Barrio Bros., in fact.
 Hungy Dingus: This is a remake of the Mario Bros movie that i can get behind.
 Skinr: blowin' on the endo, GameCube Nintendo, five percent tint so you can't see up in my window
 usernamee: Tonight on Cholo-Rama: The Box of Mystery
 DrinkMixMan: The Barrio Brothers
 anonymous: The answer to Trump's wall
 Coolguy: Esuper Vato Carnals!
Image 84529   02-18-16   Uploaded by    eider
Score:
569
 
 Jeannie C: You may have all these gifts, and, in return, this one's mine!
 doop: And on Crimmus morn, us kids would all rush downstairs and grab our stockings, so full they were stiff, and commence to beat the ever-loving hell out of each other.
 Wet farts: Santa claws
 KnowLifer: Perfect, if swapped
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Lobefin: Santa claws will stuff your stockings with poop
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Coolguy: I'm with you on this one baby, horrifying!
Image 84528   02-18-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
Score:
412
 
 ptrain: @someguynameded It's not photoshop, I've seen these in real life. They're used to keep the oils in your fingers from staining the parchment.
 Science: This ensures no cheeto dust on the torah.
 XLY: I'd rad this harder if it were a middle finger
 CuriouSir: the fing-longer, 1285 version
 Skinr: see, if MY hands looked like this, no one would complain that "those could be anybody's hands"
 Picklepuss: a curse fell on those who touched the Torah during a reading: #84457
 Cami: BUTT SCRATCH-AH? BUTT SCRATCH-AH?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ancient Jews were serious about keeping their comic books in mint condition.
 Coolguy: When you are done studying, you have a lovely back scratcher
 anonymous: Also good for noses and butts
 someguynameded: Photoshop
 cassette1: That's a yad
Image 84527   02-18-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Image 84526 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
Score:
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 Air Biscuit: So many dialects of "'murican"
 buds420: i hate you
 Borkf: Can you guess what kind of lab I work in? #84471
 Borkf: They forgot Traditionals (lemonade, cream soda etc.) and mixers. Although soda is a mixer, so you'd expect them to be kept together.
 Warrax: I call it a kaiser blade
 anonymous: Where's the coke?
 Scoo: Where's the tonic? I can't find any damn tonic!
 Picklepuss: multilingual signage is a thing now
Image 84525   02-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 84524 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. We'll pray for you, dirtstick.
Score:
1050
 
 Lutha: don't copy that floppy! because you probably won't come back to earth in some kinda resurrection....thing
 lebron: I just saved this image
 DrinkMixMan: @Bile They can both be killed by driving nails through them?
 Coolguy: @Bile So then using the logic of this analogy, the floppy disk will return one day? Does that mean it will return all the things deleated? In that case maybe I should stop saving porn on the computer.
 Cami: The disc itself will pass near IR.
 Bile: People no longer rely on them. They are made of inanimate carbon. They float on water. They can copy items as many times as you like. What else
 hajjpodge: I'm on the Facebook part of friendly spaceship again.
Image 84523   02-18-16   Uploaded by    icloud
Score:
556
 
 Fancy Clown: Fuck no
 tib gubb: powered by the blopper. *blop*
 Air Biscuit: Huh.
 Lutha: my dear, where have you been all my life????
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 Coolguy: Rad for Deliciousness!
 Cami: Looks like Elmer's gravy.
 Bile: @Scoo sausage gravy is another way of saying nacho cheese
 Picklepuss: alternate steps 1 and 2: grab a Big Gulp cup, fill with sausage gravy
 Knice: Grave me, bro.
 Warrax: Grab a biscuit! Top with sausage gravy! 2 easy steps to 1 great philosophy of life!
 Scoo: Hot damn, I want to somehow combine this with the nacho cheese machine but I'm terrified of crossing the streams
 SomeCanadian: Please tell me there is a monstrous worm queen within dispensing "gravy"
Image 84522   02-18-16   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
409
 
 a robot: Everyone, I must confess that I was kinda drunk yesterday and forgot I uploaded this. Glad it got posted, though.
 Frank herbert: does she poop cream filked chocolate eggs? Cadbury may have a challenge
 Skinr: someone else finally saw Harvey
 Coolguy: I would try to find her eggs any day
 original og: @Picklepuss I'd shoot her eye out. ...I'm lonely.
 Picklepuss: Ralphie's fetish
Image 84521   02-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
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