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238238  Sadbot: @Side Boob Yes *points to several deviantart pages*

238240  Christina: Image above (sense is optional.)

238106  SpaceCow: Make it unsweetened tea and we'll talk.

238171  glenalec: vv Hmmmm. I'm now wondering if he got this 'Make Mexico Pay' idea because he was resentful someone made him pay his half of the costs of a property-dividing fence!

238171  glenalec: We'll build a scarecrow. And make Mexico pay for it.

238232  drtofu: Oscar!

238172  Korrok: I'm okay with this....

238235  VeeKay: @SpaceCow Bucket o blades lol

238239  VeeKay: Mr Kissyface.

238122  SpaceCow: Once you've got pugs this is basically how car cleaning is forever.

238123  SpaceCow: It's clearly the prize to the valedictorian of wishbone academy.

238234  Dr Awkward: Your cats look sick.

238239  Dr Awkward: This picture is increasing my oxytocin levels.

238217  Otterman: @Peter Pantsless And now you know (wheez) the rest... of the story.

238239  Nope: Sharpness - 1000000%

238231  Otterman: We're owwwl exterminators

238164  SpaceCow: Still not as great as Skeet Kendo.

238166  SpaceCow: Nice to see he's gotten work after his work with the Incredibly Strange Creatures who Stopped Living and Became mixed up Zombies.

238231  BavidDowie: WHO LET THE *owls* OUT? WHO! WHO! WHO!

238213  Not A Bot: I don't drink water fish "date" in it

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9. funny in the wall
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238194 VoR: I'm dying right now

237987 Ulillillia: 1997...yeah, I would been all right with technology stopping there. Though dealing with only physical media was a pain.

238020 Mr. Shine: @UltraBeverly Dolphins tend to have toxic mercury levels, but yeah, real jerks.

238038 Mr Bleak: I checked, and it's real: google /maps/place/48%C2%B008'35.8%22N+123%C2%B010'09.4%22W/@48.1430595,-123.1689842,581a,35y,180h/data=!3m1!1e3!4m6!3m5!1s0x0:0x0!7e2!8m2!3d48.1432761!4d-123.1692882 the best bit is the neighbour has probably never even seen it...

238048 Christina: A side quest awaits you.

238024 well duh: Unfortunately, this happens regularly with large horned or antlered animals; reindeer are especially susceptible.

238075 antipatterns: Lol the dude who invented the Cherokee language basically did it alone in his house and everyone in the village thought he was crazy. Took him years and multiple attempts with ideograms and others to devise the modern 86 character Cherokee language. Wild story.

238015 BavidDowie: Norte Dame: Home of the Figthing Irish

238029 Mr Bleak: @Robespierre Fun fact 3: "BMW" stands for "Break My Windows"

238022 Kaviri: Some men are dogs, but not all dogs are men.

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11. Dresdenkeogh: 2012 points
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13. Taters: 1884 points
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15. square44: 1778 points
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 Mr. Angry: Now I am sad...
 fanthemadman: So much AWESOME!!
 Chaplin: Aaargh! Curse you and your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
 JackSkellington: @Retromancer that's a good way to get blown out of the air lock brosif.
 Anus: Seatbelts save lives
 Retromancer: Wash was an idiot who got what he deserved.
 Picklepuss: @hnnngh it's a reference to something tragic in the movie Serenity
 Warezlock: @hnnngh Firefly geekiness. Insufferable to those who weren't fans. :)
 hnnngh: @Scoo Explain it to me. I'm srs.
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 hnnngh: I'm afraid I sound stupid, but I don't get it.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock also, I can kill you with my brain.
 JackSkellington: @Warezlock yes sir, captain tight pants!
 ping: Awwww...
 Warezlock: @JackSkellington Fine, shiny even. You've posted your post, now be on your merry.
 Mattixvii: Woof, right in the feels...
 JackSkellington: Sorry guys... It fucked me up on the inside as well, but I still had this horrific urge to post it... Think I might be a sadist.
 Mr. Shine: Oh, f#ck you!
 SomeCanadian: Too soon.
Image 84530   02-18-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
 Science: @DrinkMixMan: Super Barrio Bros., in fact.
 Hungy Dingus: This is a remake of the Mario Bros movie that i can get behind.
 Skinr: blowin' on the endo, GameCube Nintendo, five percent tint so you can't see up in my window
 Robespierre: Tonight on Cholo-Rama: The Box of Mystery
 DrinkMixMan: The Barrio Brothers
 anonymous: The answer to Trump's wall
 Coolguy: Esuper Vato Carnals!
Image 84529   02-18-16   Uploaded by    eider
 Jeannie C: You may have all these gifts, and, in return, this one's mine!
 doop: And on Crimmus morn, us kids would all rush downstairs and grab our stockings, so full they were stiff, and commence to beat the ever-loving hell out of each other.
 Wet farts: Santa claws
 KnowLifer: Perfect, if swapped
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Lobefin: Santa claws will stuff your stockings with poop
 Mexico: This is why I put you in the bad nursing home, Mom.
 Coolguy: I'm with you on this one baby, horrifying!
Image 84528   02-18-16   Uploaded by    GoodSir
 ptrain: @someguynameded It's not photoshop, I've seen these in real life. They're used to keep the oils in your fingers from staining the parchment.
 Science: This ensures no cheeto dust on the torah.
 XLY: I'd rad this harder if it were a middle finger
 CuriouSir: the fing-longer, 1285 version
 Skinr: see, if MY hands looked like this, no one would complain that "those could be anybody's hands"
 Picklepuss: a curse fell on those who touched the Torah during a reading: #84457
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ancient Jews were serious about keeping their comic books in mint condition.
 Coolguy: When you are done studying, you have a lovely back scratcher
 anonymous: Also good for noses and butts
 someguynameded: Photoshop
 cassette1: That's a yad
Image 84527   02-18-16   Uploaded by    balloon
Image 84526 is unbelievably bad (score -12) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Vanna. Boo, Vanna.
 Air Biscuit: So many dialects of "'murican"
 buds420: i hate you
 Borkf: Can you guess what kind of lab I work in? #84471
 Borkf: They forgot Traditionals (lemonade, cream soda etc.) and mixers. Although soda is a mixer, so you'd expect them to be kept together.
 Warrax: I call it a kaiser blade
 anonymous: Where's the coke?
 Scoo: Where's the tonic? I can't find any damn tonic!
 Picklepuss: multilingual signage is a thing now
Image 84525   02-18-16   Uploaded by    taiko
Image 84524 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by dirtstick. We'll pray for you, dirtstick.
 Lutha: don't copy that floppy! because you probably won't come back to earth in some kinda resurrection....thing
 lebron: I just saved this image
 DrinkMixMan: @Bile They can both be killed by driving nails through them?
 Coolguy: @Bile So then using the logic of this analogy, the floppy disk will return one day? Does that mean it will return all the things deleated? In that case maybe I should stop saving porn on the computer.
 Cami: The disc itself will pass near IR.
 Bile: People no longer rely on them. They are made of inanimate carbon. They float on water. They can copy items as many times as you like. What else
 hajjpodge: I'm on the Facebook part of friendly spaceship again.
Image 84523   02-18-16   Uploaded by    icloud
 Fancy Clown: Fuck no
 tib gubb: powered by the blopper. *blop*
 Air Biscuit: Huh.
 Lutha: my dear, where have you been all my life????
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 Coolguy: Rad for Deliciousness!
 Cami: Looks like Elmer's gravy.
 Bile: @Scoo sausage gravy is another way of saying nacho cheese
 Picklepuss: alternate steps 1 and 2: grab a Big Gulp cup, fill with sausage gravy
 Knice: Grave me, bro.
 Warrax: Grab a biscuit! Top with sausage gravy! 2 easy steps to 1 great philosophy of life!
 Scoo: Hot damn, I want to somehow combine this with the nacho cheese machine but I'm terrified of crossing the streams
 SomeCanadian: Please tell me there is a monstrous worm queen within dispensing "gravy"
Image 84522   02-18-16   Uploaded by    mom
 a robot: Everyone, I must confess that I was kinda drunk yesterday and forgot I uploaded this. Glad it got posted, though.
 Frank herbert: does she poop cream filked chocolate eggs? Cadbury may have a challenge
 Skinr: someone else finally saw Harvey
 Coolguy: I would try to find her eggs any day
 original og: @Picklepuss I'd shoot her eye out. ...I'm lonely.
 Picklepuss: Ralphie's fetish
Image 84521   02-18-16   Uploaded by    a robot
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