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228266  dangerkeith3000: Say what you want about America, but $1 still buys you a whole lot of mice.

228269  dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.

228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

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 Beef Supreme: Lucas Brunelle's neck must have really hurt back then.
 Skinr: LaserScope, Mk. I
 Cami: Still lighter than the Betacam model.
 Cami: @Lestrange Counterweight?
 frenk: has it been that long since the GoPro one came out?
 morakdais: Vladimir putin's early years
 Alkavarion: Rebel pilots were thrilled with the wide access to Incom's new T-65 X-Wing Fighters, the Z-95 Headhunters' targeting computers were a pain in the neck.
 Thurb Grunombies: Patrick Stewart did "Borg" better
 Lestrange: Plus a tin of spam for nibbles
 Larp Belb: 1960s top of the line - transisters and 5 lenses!
 Robespierre: GoPro-totype
Image 84491   02-18-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 p nut: they would ALL b so embarrassed if it actually fell
 Cheeze: There could be an invisible maze and nobody would notice
 StuporFly: just get the damn flame thrower right now.
 Cami: One of them is trying to topple it!
 Cami: I once saw this pic compared to Power Rangers posing. Too funny.
 youshall: Lame. No one is pretending that's his dick.
 Lestrange: *everybody was kung foo fighting! Those cats were fast as lightning*
 Air Biscuit: Memes pre internet?
 Pikachu: nobody doin' a dick pic
 willowsprite: Your other right! Sigh... Once again, from the top, five, six, seven eight....
 Warrax: @NoRagrets that's why it hasn't fallen over yet
 NoRagrets: You think it'd straighten up with all the people force pushing on it all the time.
 confession: Tourists
 Micro Jackson: Feckin mimes ruining it for everybody
 Christina: Tai chi chuan
Image 84490   02-18-16   Uploaded by    XLY
 Entertainmentalist: Vintage makeshift amphibious truck was one of the raddest things to come out of communist Cuba.
 Cami: I don't see that crossing a beach, or even a wet boat ramp under its own power.
 willowsprite: They REALLY want to stay away from those screaming eels.
 Agamemnon Triforce: The less successful boat-truck that came after the Russian Screw Tank.
 Micro Jackson: That's the last time I let Spongebob do bodywork on my truck
 Robespierre: RAMMING SPEED!
 cromerstu: @Warrax or possibly a dive.
 Warrax: Aboat to go for a drive
Image 84489   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Joe Bird
Image 84488 is unbelievably bad (score -1) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by nclaw. We'll pray for you, nclaw.
Image 84487 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by CuriouSir. We'll pray for you, CuriouSir.
 The Dog Dies: Spider-hands, Spider-hands, do whatever some spider-hands do.
 5 Headed Snake God: @Biwn Horpumbies You shut your mouth; Stand Alone Complex was better than the original movie.
 east bay: the first ghost in the shell was good. all it's incarnations not so good
 ptrain: Ghost in the shell
 VoR: Dishing out all the rads.
 hnnngh: Wish I could do this at my job.
 ThatGuy: look at those fingers! they sure can fing!
 rand0: You don't need two nerds on the keyboard when you got fractal digits.
 CuriouSir: fingers be finging
 Anus: did you try hitting crtl-alt-del-shift-tab-p-b-r-u-a-w-y-7-m-f-end?
 TurkeyVulture: Low bandwidth connection
 a sedated moose: I love gits! Gits with cheese, gits with honey...
Image 84486   02-18-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Image 84485 is unbelievably bad (score -7) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by parrotsnest. You have brought shame on us, parrotsnest.
 Blitheryn: I think at least one member of this wedding party is in for a disappointment.
 NoRagrets: They have cat faces
 HermwoodLitmajor: I don't know the story behind these but I'll wager there were Harvey Wallbangers involved
 Picklepuss: Playmobil sure has changed since I was a kid
 SomeCanadian: Nothing says 'announcement' to me like engorged genitalia.
 Catcat: Sasage sex
 funny in the wall: dicks the size of tits
 Borkf: Nudist wedding cake toppers?
Image 84484   02-18-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 Mr. Butt: Tugg Life
 Anus: "Hello police? Yes, my neighbor has been shouting 'Come Tug' out the window for the last 5 minutes. There are children in this neighbohood!"
 DrinkMixMan: Yeah, he looks like a good boy
 SomeCanadian: Tuggin' at my heartstrings, aren't ya little guy?
 Catcat: @Fishy Wait till you see his broters, O' and War
 Fishy: Awww so happy!!! 3
Image 84483   02-18-16   Uploaded by    caesar
 Beef Supreme: @funny in the wall That was great.
 Jolly Well: Lmao irl...
 Air Biscuit: Bad trigger control.
 Borkf: @funny in the wall That is super dark. + for you sir!
 windmill78: Angry? Grab a Snickers
 funny in the wall: sometimes i really hate lving here
 funny in the wall: that's how you sneak snacks into the movie theater in colorado.
 clayjar: Marsha looks hungry.
 Borkf: Aaaaaand it's jammed.
Image 84482   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
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