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163936  Wooden Spoon: As a child, this is what I pictured when I heard that song

163915  winwolf: Barf, stratified.

163940  Wooden Spoon: @WaffleIron: I think he's going for a "They Live" look.

163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

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Score:
368
 
 Frank herbert: drink alot. a really lot. r
 superpingpong: couldnt afford to purchase febreeze so use real fruit
 CrustyDusty: @CuriouSir: That's simply bannanas, man.
 Robespierre: The Freshmaker!
 Mr. Butt: That's the power of PineSol, baby.
 Cami: This is no match for asparagus!
 CuriouSir: orange you glad i didnt say apple?
 SomeCanadian: Another Guy Fieri masterpiece.
 Scoo: Golden Sangria
 Chinese Buffet: Well that's not how you make tropical punch at all!
Image 84469   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
428
 
 hajjpodge: I can barely read yellow/green on a blue background. This is cruel as fuck.
 Anus: This accounting has credited me the weirdest erection, gonna debit some semen asap
 CrustyDusty: They misspelled "coarse".
 Cami: I was never very attractive. This is none of my business.
 Joe Bird: This is so bigoted. Some guys like pie instead of cookies.
Image 84468   02-18-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
573
 
 CrustyDusty: @ThatGuy: I believe that's an ancient Maine fisherman's tribute to the eel god to ensure a plentiful catch next time.
 StuporFly: You tell me...Why is ThatGuy fucking the dog?
 windmill78: I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going
 Fishy: Thanks dog, stealing all the thunder.
 ThatGuy: Why's that guy fucking the dog?
 Anus: Fish is so big that no one noticed the guy finger banging a dog
 Knice: Just trying to take a picture with my dog and half-assed chinese dragon parade bombs it.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Might be an Oar Fish. Thanks, Octonauts.
 CuriouSir: thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big.
 funny in the wall: now, for the longest anago roll in history
 XLY: Someone's over compensating
 Cami: It was sleeping. All of those people are dead now.
 CrustyDusty: THA HELL? That's one big anchovy, hold on while I order a few dozen pizzas for this...
 ping: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.
 Mr. Butt: I got a fig bish.
Image 84467   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
609
 
 Borb Prembus: This guy trained with roronora zoro
 bizijosh: Actually, he just likes to whittle.
 Skinr: Caesar'll cut ya, man! Caesar's a blade man, man!
 HarleyDude75: next on Worlds Deadliest Animals!
 Wet farts: Oh fuck here we go again with the knife wielding animals.
 KyleisBobDole: Sweet I was hoping for a return to Animals With Knives week.
 MenschMaschine: Look out! Stabboon!
 UltraBeverly: ALL monkeys bite
 SoyUnPerdedor: Yep, we're DOOOMED
 hnnngh: Watch out, macaque's dangerous! Huehuehue.
 Robespierre: Not gorilla warfare.
 DrinkMixMan: Curious Gouger
 Cami: I felt safe on the 5th floor but today I'm fitting my windows with locks.
 Knice: Furious...dammit. :-(
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Beat me too it!
 Mr. Butt: Furious George.
 Scoo: Furious George!
Image 84466   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
192
 
 Relp: Stupid tattoos
 Throb: Fuck your ink, you stupid hipster
 Robespierre: "Catharsis", eh? Eddgy motherfucker, innit?
 Mr. Butt: Rad dog, bad dong.
 Science: @Annoying Vegan: The compression algorithm is a qualified success. There was some necessary modification to the packaging, but I am satisfied.
 imaginary gf: Come to smol pupper in next 16 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
Image 84465   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Image 84464 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by botch. Your image was bad, botch.
Score:
118
 
 StuporFly: Yes. If someone bakes you a pie, they get to see your bum. It's only fair.
 The Turks: Rip in peace
 superpingpong: this pie seems like an asswhole
 ModelTRex: "MAY you."
 willowsprite: Maybe open the oven door to take a pic next time....
 Coolguy: If you want to see it, sure
Image 84463   02-18-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
819
 
 Blitheryn: Thunderbird VS Firefox: The Battle Of The Icons
 Blitheryn: Thunderbird VS Firefox: The Battle Of The Icons
 Scoo: @Wet farts "Ow" -- the fox says "Ow"
 Wet farts: What does the fox say?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Would you say you prefer the noogie or the titty twister?
 Robespierre: Halp! Something touched me! HAAAALP!
 Cami: They would take small pets where I grew up.
 SomeCanadian: SURPRISE EAGLE HUGS.
 Knice: Firefox is already running, but is not responding
 Dunky Luker: NO MARTHA I WILL NOT RETURN THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE LEAFBLOWER, I NEED IT FOR MY DICK!!!!!!
 Coolguy: No knives needed here. Nature's battle royal
 JackSkellington: Freedom just fucked that fox's day up...
 Ulillillia: Stop touching me!
 hnnngh: eegul u r doin me a frighten
Image 84462   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
208
 
 carpwoman: RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
 superpingpong: peace sign or dreamcatcher?
 HarleyDude75: Can I see any used tattoos? I'm awfully curious now
 Mattixvii: I'm gonna have to start putting some awesome ink on here.
 UltraBeverly: Do I have to cut it off the seller myself, or is that included in the $20?
 Warrax: Well, she's not a liar. That tattoo seems to be free of gangrene, and $20 is pretty cheap.
 p-niiice: @willowsprite even spelled Destiny wrong!
 Robespierre: Why I Have No Tattoos, #632
 willowsprite: Even spelled destiny wrong.
 hurr: i could do a better job drunk with no hands. wtf?!
 CHA: I think that tattoo was used... as a valuable life lesson.
 Dunky Luker: Let's hope they're steral
 hnnngh: A dreamcatcher for all those high school dreams you never lived up to.
 Knice: A decision you won't ragret!
 SomeCanadian: Steral iz imports.
Image 84461   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
319
 
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 waynelord: merica
 Cami: More Chins than a Chinese phone book.
 Dunky Luker: Hello *wheeze* I'm glad you could join me for *wheeeeeze* for the feeding... uuuggggghhh
 Warrax: spent like 3 hours shading your upper lip
 Coolguy: Cat's face looks like some butts
 Mr. Butt: I'm sorry, Jon. I was just so hungry.
 CrustyDusty: No more lasagna for you, Garfield.
 agentpaint: I actually laughed
 Scoo: Barn cat
Image 84460   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Turts
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