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248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

248801  Yurishiro: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.

248788  Yurishiro: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.

248791  Yurishiro: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?

248797  sparename: Lady Fractelle

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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

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248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248680 bug: pornhub

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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Score:
368
 
 Frank herbert: drink alot. a really lot. r
 superpingpong: couldnt afford to purchase febreeze so use real fruit
 CrustyDusty: @CuriouSir: That's simply bannanas, man.
 professorpig: The Freshmaker!
 Mr. Butt: That's the power of PineSol, baby.
 Cami: This is no match for asparagus!
 CuriouSir: orange you glad i didnt say apple?
 SomeCanadian: Another Guy Fieri masterpiece.
 Scoo: Golden Sangria
 Chinese Buffet: Well that's not how you make tropical punch at all!
Image 84469   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
428
 
 hajjpodge: I can barely read yellow/green on a blue background. This is cruel as fuck.
 Anus: This accounting has credited me the weirdest erection, gonna debit some semen asap
 CrustyDusty: They misspelled "coarse".
 Cami: I was never very attractive. This is none of my business.
 Joe Bird: This is so bigoted. Some guys like pie instead of cookies.
Image 84468   02-18-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
573
 
 CrustyDusty: @ThatGuy: I believe that's an ancient Maine fisherman's tribute to the eel god to ensure a plentiful catch next time.
 StuporFly: You tell me...Why is ThatGuy fucking the dog?
 windmill78: I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going
 Fishy: Thanks dog, stealing all the thunder.
 ThatGuy: Why's that guy fucking the dog?
 Anus: Fish is so big that no one noticed the guy finger banging a dog
 Knice: Just trying to take a picture with my dog and half-assed chinese dragon parade bombs it.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Might be an Oar Fish. Thanks, Octonauts.
 funny in the wall: now, for the longest anago roll in history
 XLY: Someone's over compensating
 Cami: It was sleeping. All of those people are dead now.
 CrustyDusty: THA HELL? That's one big anchovy, hold on while I order a few dozen pizzas for this...
 cybeq: fiiiiiiiiiiiiiish.
 Mr. Butt: I got a fig bish.
Image 84467   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
609
 
 Borb Prembus: This guy trained with roronora zoro
 bizijosh: Actually, he just likes to whittle.
 Skinr: Caesar'll cut ya, man! Caesar's a blade man, man!
 HarleyDude75: next on Worlds Deadliest Animals!
 Wet farts: Oh fuck here we go again with the knife wielding animals.
 KyleisBobDole: Sweet I was hoping for a return to Animals With Knives week.
 MenschMaschine: Look out! Stabboon!
 UltraBeverly: ALL monkeys bite
 SoyUnPerdedor: Yep, we're DOOOMED
 Weather: Not gorilla warfare.
 DrinkMixMan: Curious Gouger
 Cami: I felt safe on the 5th floor but today I'm fitting my windows with locks.
 Knice: Furious...dammit. :-(
 Mr. Butt: @Scoo Beat me too it!
 Mr. Butt: Furious George.
 Scoo: Furious George!
Image 84466   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Father Goose
Score:
192
 
 Relp: Stupid tattoos
 Throb: Fuck your ink, you stupid hipster
 NoOneImportant: "Catharsis", eh? Eddgy motherfucker, innit?
 Mr. Butt: Rad dog, bad dong.
 Science: @Annoying Vegan: The compression algorithm is a qualified success. There was some necessary modification to the packaging, but I am satisfied.
 imaginary gf: Come to smol pupper in next 16 minutes if you want an ass kicking.
Image 84465   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Mitchell
Image 84464 is unbelievably bad (score -11) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by botch. Your image was bad, botch.
Score:
118
 
 StuporFly: Yes. If someone bakes you a pie, they get to see your bum. It's only fair.
 The Turks: Rip in peace
 superpingpong: this pie seems like an asswhole
 ModelTRex: "MAY you."
 willowsprite: Maybe open the oven door to take a pic next time....
 Coolguy: If you want to see it, sure
Image 84463   02-18-16   Uploaded by    maura
Score:
819
 
 Blitheryn: Thunderbird VS Firefox: The Battle Of The Icons
 Blitheryn: Thunderbird VS Firefox: The Battle Of The Icons
 Scoo: @Wet farts "Ow" -- the fox says "Ow"
 Wet farts: What does the fox say?
 HermwoodLitmajor: Would you say you prefer the noogie or the titty twister?
 elahabdh: Halp! Something touched me! HAAAALP!
 Cami: They would take small pets where I grew up.
 SomeCanadian: SURPRISE EAGLE HUGS.
 Knice: Firefox is already running, but is not responding
 Dunky Luker: NO MARTHA I WILL NOT RETURN THE INDUSTRIAL SIZE LEAFBLOWER, I NEED IT FOR MY DICK!!!!!!
 Coolguy: No knives needed here. Nature's battle royal
 JackSkellington: Freedom just fucked that fox's day up...
 Stoner: Stop touching me!
 hnnngh: eegul u r doin me a frighten
Image 84462   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
208
 
 carpwoman: RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!!
 superpingpong: peace sign or dreamcatcher?
 HarleyDude75: Can I see any used tattoos? I'm awfully curious now
 Mattixvii: I'm gonna have to start putting some awesome ink on here.
 UltraBeverly: Do I have to cut it off the seller myself, or is that included in the $20?
 Warrax: Well, she's not a liar. That tattoo seems to be free of gangrene, and $20 is pretty cheap.
 p-niiice: @willowsprite even spelled Destiny wrong!
 fidelcastro: Why I Have No Tattoos, #632
 willowsprite: Even spelled destiny wrong.
 hurr: i could do a better job drunk with no hands. wtf?!
 CHA: I think that tattoo was used... as a valuable life lesson.
 Dunky Luker: Let's hope they're steral
 hnnngh: A dreamcatcher for all those high school dreams you never lived up to.
 Knice: A decision you won't ragret!
 SomeCanadian: Steral iz imports.
Image 84461   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Score:
319
 
 hnnngh: *heavy breathing*
 waynelord: merica
 Cami: More Chins than a Chinese phone book.
 Dunky Luker: Hello *wheeze* I'm glad you could join me for *wheeeeeze* for the feeding... uuuggggghhh
 Warrax: spent like 3 hours shading your upper lip
 Coolguy: Cat's face looks like some butts
 Mr. Butt: I'm sorry, Jon. I was just so hungry.
 CrustyDusty: No more lasagna for you, Garfield.
 agentpaint: I actually laughed
 Scoo: Barn cat
Image 84460   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Turts
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