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221504  Unicorn: Wait how were you IN your desk? Maybe you were haunting it as ghost???

221496  bug: If I learned anything from RPGs, it's that I should stock up on rare weapons from this guy before leaving town.

221504  boozer: thank mr spinal

221495  carpwoman: @SimonSaysGarfunkel - House wren

221493  Mr. Shine: From my wife: "Say, say, say, that's a cool picture; it's black, it's white!"

221504  weed poop: Dude nsfw please

221471  Kaviri: This is actually a copy of current US foreign policy.

221493  Ulillillia: I always feel like somebody's watching me

221470  Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221492  FabricMan: I *like* rolling coins. I find it calming.

221477  Mr. Shine: "Today all debts are paid."

221504  Peach Toddler: shuld uv warnd hem. thers a gyant fucken snake behind him

221478  Kaviri: Yep, hes dead.

221483  Mr. Shine: Like Korey Stringer, this writer needs to chill.

221493  Mr. Shine: Spiral Jackson?

221503  cakefizzle: Doggomelon

221495  SimonSaysGarfunkel: Titmouse

221487  Mr. Shine: This squirrel's nuts!

221489  White Rice: @Mr. Butt you can milk anything in this universe.

221492  White Rice: A commission free coin counting service? Neat. If this was a coinstar one, you would have paid out around $26 on that transaction (unless they changed their service charge %)

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221352 VeeKay: Pre-amputation xray

221273 BlarfyB: Better get upping, buddy.

221276 cArdent: Mars seems to have gotten stuck on the other side of the line rather than in it.

221357 Robespierre: @Ulillillia You may think that I'm a Goomer / But I'm not the only one / One da-aay-ay you will join us / And the woo-oo-oorld will be as one...

221464 Pizza: HIPSTER! ...Felt good to get that out.

221309 tib gubb: @grizzly not to quote a bad movie (star wars is a bad movie) but, who's the bigger fool? the fool, or the fool who follows him?

221407 ignatz: @mission2mars I was often double spaced while writing papers..

221470 Mr. Shine: This has got to be in some specialty hospital?

221319 glenalec: VV bet / 4 yards

221419 tib gubb: more like megabutts



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Score:
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 Skaalar: Eh, let people jerk off to whatever they're going to. Unless I plan on sleeping with one of these people and it comes up in the bedroom, then it's a problem.
 Greyfeathers: Personally, I was reffering to the show itself. R34 of it is a completely different matter.
 Cami: The picture score is the indicator of the quality of the message here.
 CrustyDusty: ... i just love his face: "YOU know what I 'm talking about, I have to SAY it?"
 nerdhulk: its okay if you use them as a substitute for a personality
 CrustyDusty: @Picklepuss:congrats on being "that guy" at the party. uptick. :D
 Picklepuss: @Greyfeathers having seen Rule 34 ponies I'm with these two
 Science: @Greyfeathers: No.
 Greyfeathers: Yes, but animated cartoon ones can be enjoyed be people of all ages, now quit being judgemental pricks about it.
 CrustyDusty: h8terz gonna h8! #MLP
Image 84405   02-18-16   Uploaded by    demonius
Score:
247
 
 Turts: I own this!
 Retromancer: My LGS has an old copy of this for sale for like $20 and I have to stop myself from buying it every time I go in there.
 HermwoodLitmajor: The sequel, The Cholera Bacterium, was set in Victorian London. The talking electronics featured 30 minutes of diarrhea sounds and "Oh! I say!"
 Flarmie: I got this for Christmas many years ago. It was pretty fun.
 Magma Safe: I still have this! can't wait till my kids are old enough to learn to play
 dobbiesdoogs: "5 minutes until I take over yeahahahahaha"
Image 84404   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Image 84403 is unbelievably bad (score -14) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Capital. We'll pray for you, Capital.
Score:
355
 
 Anus: Themed wedding centerpieces are getting weird
 p nut: People are weird.
 Dobly: Why not just eat it warmed from the can? You know 10 minutes in this is going to start to be a real pain in the ass
 Mr. Shine: Bachelor tableware.
 Red: getting passive agressive when your roomie doesn't do the dishes
 Borkf: Honestly, I'm not that hungry.I think I'll just order the case of spaghetti.
 Dizzy: Honestly I'm pretty sure I'm going to marry this person
 Theta Zero: Pour the milk in your spaghetti.
Image 84402   02-18-16   Uploaded by    dad
Score:
411
 
 redmonkey3: @HermwoodLitmajor True; main prize was NOT being snatched up @ rapture.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Those who weren't taken up in the Rapture got all their aborted children resurrected as a consolation prize
 tacticaljay: Does nobody else see two girls in this picture?
 This is obviously: Angels thought they look more compelling this way to those anorectic kids
 Korrok: Don't you just hate when this happens?
 Mr. Shine: These are the ghosts of all the loads he sprayed on her back.
 Dizzy: I find childbirth scary too
Image 84401   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
309
 
 EvilOtter: I am Bao too. The dog and I must have caught it from the same Scott.
 Science: Pictures in letterboxes
 Mr. Shine: Welcome back!
 VoR: He should be in detention.
 CrustyDusty: @Dizzy: She's already influenced by Butthorn... you need to help her out, man.
 Theta Zero: 8AO TO T4E 8ONE
 Dizzy: my little sister made this
Image 84400   02-18-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
312
 
 tears as lube: Ain't we lucky we got em
 Micro Jackson: Those were some good times
 Cami: I haven't thought about this show in a long time.
 CrustyDusty: AND WHERE ARE YOU NOW, JJ? That's right.
 AutoDisaster: Dyn-o-mite!
 Penultimate Grunongo: Dinomite.
Image 84399   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
467
 
 gumble: @Creld Grumple: OMG I'm so embarrassed. Transmetropolitan of course.
 indolentia: Best. Comic. Ever.
 redmonkey3: Spider Jerusalem KNOWS how to answer the door! [Filthy Assistants!]
 Dobly: @VoR You mean my post? No i'm just kidding around, just bad timing when I put it up
 my wheelhouse: This is transmetropolitan mu favorite work of fiction.
 VoR: @Dobly You want us to drop it?
 Dobly: Yep. Totally fine with this
 Dobly: I posted this a month ago and it was promptly badded to the abyss. No hard feelings though, glad it got another chance
 gumble: A Rad for King Mob
 Mr. Shine: OR, eat at Taco Bell. Why settle for just ONE digestive dysfunction?
 VoR: Trigger discipline explains a lot.
 CrustyDusty: eBay is simply amazing.
Image 84398   02-18-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
843
 
 Skaalar: What kind of supervillain comes up with a geese-based theme!?
 a robot: @Scoo God damned kids!
 CrustyDusty: @a robot: Thanks - also, search "Duck.exe has stopped working" and you'll see why this is bad, very very bad.
 BlarfyB: Robo-goose is ever vigilant.
 Scoo: @a robot I looked for the Ben Franklin goose but apparently some punk-ass kids knocked it down in December
 a robot: vvv This goose sits on top of the Lefthand Brewery in Longmont, Colorado
 a robot: @CrustyDusty #83592 Do a google image search for "Longmont goose art" and you may find a better view. Top work, @Scoo!
 VoR: @Science 30% chance this is the plot of the next film
 Science: @VoR: Thanks! I immediately though of giant duck mechs striding across the land, protecting us from kaiju. Instead of blaring war-horns, they QUUUUAAAAAACCCKKKK!
 VoR: @Science Hear that? That's me clapping from across the ocean.
 Science: Quack-cific Rim
 Grandmas Ghost: Autoducks, transform and roll out!
 archanon: /run fly-south.exe/
 CrustyDusty: ...crazy, TinEye returns no results. And I wanted a better aspect ratio so this can be a desktop :/
 Mr. Shine: QUACK, D4MN Y0U. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.
 windmill78: Sonic: chemical plant zone IRL
 CrustyDusty: @Greyfeathers: But their thirst for liquid carbon dioxide is going to destroy us all.
 Greyfeathers: I, for one, welcome our new duck overlords.
Image 84397   02-18-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
193
 
 Pizza: Who smokes in the toilets?
 CrustyDusty: Marlboro, Pall Mall, Lucky Strike, and what the heck is that other one? Anyway, you should never smoke when applying a pad or condom. Not sure about tampons though.
 Mr. Shine: Lady condoms are less simple to operate. Don't even get me started on male maxi pads. Because it's not time for me to start yet.
 Red: @gumble for true equality
 CrustyDusty: I feel something's not right here... :p
 gumble: We now have uni-sex tampons
Image 84396   02-18-16   Uploaded by    epitasis
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