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263483  Robespierre: Designed to mesmerize

263498  Robespierre: Shit seen

263499  Robespierre: Something's touching me! Halp! HAAAAAAALP!

263489  VeeKay: That's cruel.

263491  VeeKay: Goanna rock down to Electric Avenue

263496  VeeKay: Unsubscribe

263498  VeeKay: "We wants it. We needs it. Must have the precious. They stole it from us. Sneaky little Hobbitses. Wicked. Tricksy. False."

263480  VeeKay: @Scoo Literally choking on bile here dud

263498  piranharama: That face when you can see time

263496  WTF: Porntub Time Machine

263507  norgu5: Aaaaand you're touching it. Gross.

263495  Solemn: The only way to dog paddle.

263497  Solemn: ;3

263465  Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263466  Solemn: "Hey, here's a cane! Now it's a crutch! Now it's a baby! And now I've ABSORBED the baby! Take that, David Copperfield!"

263470  Solemn: $3.49 here. On the beach, it's $4.29, and don't even get me started on the $5.35 guy that camps out about 30 miles up the highway. That's guy's about 16 kinds of an arschgeige.

263427  Air Biscuit: "Cats love it!"

263485  Solemn: We need more bathroom signs like this.

263458  wolfpk: Bad kitty! Cat: Your point!?

263490  Solemn: Fun fact: the guy who operated the Barney suit is now a tantric sex instructor.

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263465 Solemn: The most obvious rad in the universe.

263325 Science: @Felicity Give me Slack, or give me death!

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263293 Science: @Bohab: I'm pretty sure that, at this time, the wife's satisfaction was not a concern

263357 Passive: Denny's has better pancakes and doesn't cost like fourteen dollars a short stack

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263346 Robespierre: That's an unbeatable price for 6 miles of toilet paper.

263215 tib gubb: PLEASE, LET'S NOT DO THIS ON THE SPACESHIP :((

263272 Science: *"Immigrant Song" intensifies*

263297 tib gubb: is it self aware? that's all i wanna know



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Score:
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 Micro Jackson: No animals were harmed in this animal protection experiment
 nlx27: best breed !
 Taters: OMG, that might be taxidermy.
 This is obviously: Fragile-dog getting ready to be moved
 CrustyDusty: These new pet-travel containers don't seem as safe as the traditional ones.
 Blimpet: Taking greyhound rescue to the next level.
 a robot: To be fair, greyhounds make that same face basically all the time, no matter what's going on.
 tib gubb: "sure, i'm safe. but at what cost?"
 Cami: That dog is being coddled.
 majorchamp: now whippet-whippet good
 Scoo: C'mon now, that's just mean
 Warrax: It annoys me when people leave that plastic-film packing material on their electronics.
Image 84373   02-17-16   Uploaded by    franktank
Score:
440
 
 funny in the wall: all these babies died from PFOA-induced illnesses
 PenguinBartender: I know it's not the main thing I'm supposed to be focusing on, but why do they all have faux-hawks?
 CrustyDusty: This. Stale babies are most annoying, I hate when they dry out and loose their flavor.
 Borkf: Early emoji in the blurb down the bottom there.
 willowsprite: Yes...more plastic means less waste...
 superpingpong: I see suffocation and death
 WTF: No dealing with spit-up or diaper leaks for those parents!
 Warrax: I wrap my children in cellophane to protect them from vaccines.
Image 84372   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
502
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Fun fact! Mr. Rogers has tattoos on his arms from the time he served in the armed forces! That's why he always wears long sleeves.
 Bumbo Lungys: Nope Nope Nope
 This is obviously: This guy looks actually like a nice guy. Not like your avarage "i'm getting trolley to hell" -kind of guy
 drhenry: This is unauthorized distribution. I'm filing a DMCA takedown with Satan.
 Vladimir Puta: This guy has a really strong devotion to St. Peter
 shitshow: @masterrogers i won't, sorry and Say "hi" to Cindy when you get home!
 Red: hope that wasn't an expensive collectible
 Warrax: Death is often talked about as if it were a relief from serious learning. But for children death is serious learning. Death is really the work of childhood.
 WTF: "Hi neighbor. Picture picture is showing us visions of our bleak existence where our souls are ultimately devoured by a three breasted she-beast from hades."
Image 84371   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
460
 
 indolentia: dude gets shanked in V/H/S
 ughjeez: rad dog
 Warrax: Good morning! I brought you the severed head of your obnoxious roommate!
Image 84370   02-17-16   Uploaded by    agentpaint
Score:
683
 
 HarleyDude75: this is what happens when you don't get the windshield wipers fixed!
 Mextreme Enchirito: what if you have to poop
 doop: "If we can make it there, we'll make it - ANYWHERE! It's up to you, New York, New Yorrrrkk!"
 Oh Don Piano: Driver doesn't need to see, they're on rails.
 Science: @Pizza: Where we're going, we don't need eyes.
 Pizza: But...how can the driver see?
 Air Biscuit: Makes me think of russel peters joke about fatalism.
 lolnotrly: Only in India.
 This is obviously: Great example of not wasting any space on train. We can all learn something from this.
 CrustyDusty: Amtrak station in Baltimore.
 CuriouSir: all...aboard?
 Janston: Not really what I thought Trump's wall plans were going to be.
 Anus: Cutbacks to the U.S. program to train Syrian rebels to fight ISIS have forced the rebels to train themselves.
Image 84369   02-17-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
717
 
 CrustyDusty: Old as dirt and still gives chuckles. :)
 Blimpet: Get yo' ass ready for a McDonald's Big Smack.
 a robot: Pictured: American influence on the rest of the world
 Janston: He's got two dumps in his pants he needs to get out.
 Warrax: His pimp hand is waaaay strong.
Image 84368   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Picklepuss
Score:
519
 
 redmonkey3: @Pizza easier than this... given to Little children as well...
 nlx27: argh i mean zubrowka
 nlx27: There better be some Żubrwka
 Largehand: "We'll get all liquored up and shoot at anything that moves."
 crappypants: What could possibly go wrong?
 Pizza: I knew it was easy to get guns in the U.S. but I didn't think it was THAT easy.
 Air Biscuit: Still botheres that liquor stores out there advertise pay-day loans.
 This is obviously: Lethal combination
 CrustyDusty: @Butcherboy: the real-life AmmuNation
 Scoo: @a robot we call that "Wyoming"
 a robot: Set up a fireworks stand outside and you've got everything!
 tib gubb: end cap reads: "for that special someone"
 Cami: @Scoo ..and use both before getting home. YEEHAW!
 SoyUnPerdedor: Oh good, they have the rifles locked up, RAD for responsible liquor/gun store owners
 morakdais: What no confederate flags or jesus parephernalia?
 Butcherboy: impressive stock
 Butcherboy: obligatory puns:I'll take a shooter, time for another round, any robber in this place would bottle it
 funy speling: bureau of alcohol, tobacco, and firearms
 Yttermayn : My kind of store.
 Butcherboy: store name: 40's and 9's
 Scoo: 'murica
 Warrax: I just had a GREAT idea...
Image 84367   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
341
 
 CrustyDusty: NOOO WIIIIRE HANGERRRRRRS!
 rachel: Cindy Crawford did pretty much deep-throat Hollywood
 Air Biscuit: Californiacation.
 Warrax: yep, that's how it works
Image 84366   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
770
 
 CrustyDusty: Eh... this feels trite.
 Janston: It's so cold in the D.
 ron mexico: bye felicia
 superpingpong: When im feeling down, i just pick my self up then i drop myself cause i couldn't lift myself
 Tacorleone: So meta
 shitshow: go ahead, girl.
 Warrax: I'm jealous
Image 84365   02-17-16   Uploaded by    Pikachu
Score:
462
 
 Korrok: Oodles of Noodles!
 heck: but I'm just so hungry I wish there was food in it
 CrustyDusty: SO embarrassing when Customs finds your spaghetti.
 CuriouSir: @KingTrebek does look like moms spaghetti
 superpingpong: Definitely a julia cookbook
 KingTrebek: Is this the Eminem cook book?
 willowsprite: So that's what book guts look like.
 Scoo: FSM bible?
 Pomonaestrus: if tony perkis catches you, youre in trouble!
 Pomonaestrus: kids at fatkid camp go to extreme lengths to smuggle food
Image 84364   02-17-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
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