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228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

228263  Fiveninety: purple toupee will show the way when summer brings you down.. purple toupee and gold lame will turn your brain around

228272  Yurishiro: As per usual, critics only focus on the bad parts.

228273  Yurishiro: this is life

228230  raditzu: IS it a pizza there in place of bed and sofa?

228145  MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

228274  raditzu: McGoth's Unhappy Meal

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227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay



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 a robot: The light-colored bandeau underneath the straps is very practical. Unlike in comic books/video games, tiny strips of fabric can not generally contain and support breasts while a woman is moving.
 Robespierre: Folks, here's a story 'bout Minnie the Moocher / She was a red-hot hoochie-coocher
 Picklepuss: bitches ain't shit but hoes and a bag of tricks
 Unbathed: Dance model at Sullivan Studios?
Image 84049   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
480
 
 KingTrebek: @Warrax In Florida bears chill in hammocks and it's people that eat people's faces off.
 aoaoaoao: Florida man in disguise?
 happier: going to need my glasses for this
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I wish I had a hammock for a bear to be in
 hnnngh: You know what? I never really used that hammock anyway. It's fine. Everything's fine.
 Warrax: Florida bears way more chill than Florida people.
 WaffleIron: He's found the bear necessities, the simple bear necessities. That's why he can rest at ease, with just the bear necessities of life.
 sunset blues: Good life hack
Image 84048   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Michael Tripe
Score:
756
 
 falling: this guy looks like a fuckin idiot
 Air Biscuit: @heck heck yeah, simple man was my favourite song of his. Some of the bowie tribute stuff reminded me of klaus.
 carpwoman: Ugh. His tie is crooked.
 heck: I'm but a simple man, posting what I can
 CoffeeAndCigs: I always wondered who Phantom Limb's other henchman from the Showdown at Cremation Creek was modeled after... Thanks AG!
 NoRagrets: I don't know who that is exactly and feel left out of the loop. Peer pressure rad!
 Unbathed: Lightning striking again.
 Robespierre: KLAUS NOMI!!! The man was a god.
 your nana: klaus nomi! way rad!
Image 84047   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
409
 
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: @Shay I can't... he's dead...
 Shay: @PooFlinger Tell that to Kurt Cobain.
 turtled: You don't commit suicide with a rifle... you go on a shooting rampage with one.
 Borb Prembus: He needs #84012 one for Minnie, one for the other man, and one for himself
 BlarfyB: Actually MIckey was going to go visit Minnie one last time...
 hnnngh: @superpingpong Don't listen to him! End it, Mickey!
 superpingpong: No Mickey!! Don't commit suicide!
 Unbathed: Guns aren't lawful.
Image 84046   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
292
 
 Air Biscuit: @Borkf this one claims to be blueberry. Im still waiting for it in the mail to see if its any good.
 thratchen: I have two of these on my desk, from my boss. If I take them home, my children will try to eat them.
 Borkf: I've actually had one of these. The lolipop was an underwhelming mojito flavour and the scorpion was a tasteless husk. Freaked out my work colleagues though.
 Manu Shinobili: Ahhh, the infamous NOPE!! flavor
 Napoleon Bonaparty: How many licks does it take to get to the scorpion?
 Robespierre: Mmmmm ... menthol
 NoRagrets: That's a actually a suspended hibernation lollipop. Are you brave enough?
Image 84045   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Air Biscuit
Score:
356
 
 Jeannie C: I don't care what your point was. That was a perfectly good table and you will pay!
 Korrok: Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onionsAXE, MOTHEFUCKER!
 XLY: hatchet wound in my furburger? It's more likely than you think
 PlzPlzMe: this is me
 silver: Collin is going to be mad that you're messing around with his axe.
 a robot: For some reason this really looks like a tiny burger being chopped by a tiny axe
 White Rice: "Look what they made me do to my table!"
 Napoleon Bonaparty: I asked for no lettuce. This is what happens when you give me lettuce.
 Warrax: I've wondered why they still sell the big mac, since I can't imagine any reason why anyone would eat one. Now I know.
 Knice: Just axin' for tha beetus.
 WaffleIron: That is a brand new axe. While the person who took this picture was no doubt dressed as a lumberjack, they infact live in brooklin and have never held an axe before this moment.
 Unbathed: Missed.
 Joe Bird: "I said NO PICKLES!"
 au bon pain: An average Big Mac can deflect most weaponry, this is why its recommend that you eat them before an axe fight
 Sadbot: Collins Brand Burger Axe: When it comes to chopping burgs, don't settle for less.
Image 84044   02-16-16   Uploaded by    White Male
Score:
249
 
 not i spy: pic of the year
 WaffleIron: Missing two pumas and a moon by my count.
 hnnngh: *puma growl*
Image 84043   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Turts
Image 84042 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by celebgate. Boo, celebgate.
Score:
363
 
 TaintJuice: Am i the only one who didnt think this was about a parent feeding their kid?
 shark: Holy crap I don't know what's worse, the kid for being an insufferably picky eater, or the parent who can't/won't make their kid a freaken sandwich! BTW, these things are gross.
 shitshow: First world problems.
 CuriouSir: @willowsprite exactly. thats howi was raised; "eat it, or go to bed hungry. your choice."
 hnnngh: @morakdais Yes. Make the child suffer.
 morakdais: Then give him allcrustables the all crust sandwich
 hnnngh: Why don't you just tell your kid to stop being a whiny little brat and eat the crust.
 Sadbot: Sounds like said kid needs to be dropped off in the wilderness with only a compass and pocketknife
 Knice: You deserve each other.
 willowsprite: I've never had this problem. Just tell them they have to eat the crust before they get anything else. Don't waste money on this garbage.
 fanny: also are you that lazy that you can't make your kid a pb&j?
 fanny: is there no god?!
Image 84041   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
109
 
 This is obviously: Since alcohol has done so much good for humans what could go wrong with cats?
 XLY: A picture, of a printout, of a screenshot, of a webpage...
 a robot: It's not drinking alone if the cat is in the room. Especially if you get the cat loopy on catnip first
 fanny: great my cat has been missing for 3 days now I also need to worry he might be on a bender :(
 Picklepuss: does it pair well with lasagna?
Image 84040   02-16-16   Uploaded by    taiko
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