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273024  Theimposter: The cat ate all of her food and this pic is her plea for help, clearly.

273125  boxboxbox: Is the roller upfront showing the last thing they rode over?

273028  Theimposter: ET before the 're enactment for television'

273064  DrNinjaman: My only regret is that I have boneitis.

273069  DrNinjaman: That's the right idea, but you're gonna need a whole lot more balloons.

273123  Teechur: H...e....y......K...o..o..l....A...i...d...!

273124  Teechur: @Prostata Fuzzy rump (probably somebody's dancing name)

273124  DrNinjaman: [Throws pokeball]

273114  Passive: "Hi, I'm here to eat your sneakers and then poop on them"

273094  DrNinjaman: Ultimate Tinder

273107  lecj07: "So, how did this get lodged inside you again?" "Eiffel on it."

273043  Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

273125  Sadbot: Read the banner, Mike Lester!

273122  Passive: "Here is that cat scan you ordered"

273122  lecj07: I imagine this is a much more sarcastic Dr. House.

273103  Air Biscuit: Dont use that indoors, youll poke a hole in space.

273080  Prostata: @DrNinjaman well yes.

273123  Passive: ACKTUALLY...

273105  Osiris: I've seen that in Portland

273109  DrNinjaman: I'm usually thinking about murder in that situation, so yeah, it checks out.

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272993 wolfpk: A light snack for Joey Chestnut!

273043 Theimposter: @Side Boob: Weep not for the dead.

272918 Teechur: @Dr Awkward My wife and I are cracking up over here! She and I actually met online in 1994. We each took a leap of faith and 22 years of marriage later..... Criminally insane? Not criminally, anyway....

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272892 Peter Pantsless: @Hokie333 The show It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia is on at that time, and their pub us called Paddy's as well. Just a little goof.

272882 charlemagne: @Mr. Butt wait till you see how he looks post ketamin

272815 Mr Bleak: Just because you *can* do something ...

272968 Side Boob: you could go full goon and be all, "Well, ACTUALLY..." :goonsay:

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Image 84002 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by FatTigerWoods. You have brought shame on us, FatTigerWoods.
 Warezlock: Reminds me of Beavis for some reason.
 firesoup: Welp, that came out weird
 jonz: I'm loving all the spiney bugs lately
 SomeCanadian: Imma cutya!
 JackSkellington: @korrak hey look bro it's your uncle!
 Cami: It's nature's way of saying don't eat this....and it works!
Image 84001   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Beef Supreme: @Robespierre Vinegar husbands were my favorite Apple Cabin special.
 willowsprite: Clever.
 superpingpong: What if the food hole didn't open 24/7? It wouldn't be a hole then since it's closed.
 jeffrey: gently caressatorium you
 p-niiice: bibletronics
 Warrax: Someone already opened a caressatorium? Well, damn. My meeting with the investor's was this afternoon, guess I was too slow.
 Mexico: Liquor Stork. For all your poorly considered decisions.
 Knice: You get granolarrhea from fucking hippies.
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian wearing other peoples skin isnt a new thing.
 SomeCanadian: How do you RENT a tattoo?
 Amy Housewine: I haven't changed my wineslacks in weeks.
 clayjar: Ah. I's good to see that @desertfox has discovered LiarTownUSA. It's only a matter of time before we'll be seeing those Apple Cabin Foods specials again - especially my favorite, "harmless tidepoolers."
 hnnngh: I'm interested in Vitamin Pig.
 a sedated moose: My foodhole, too, is always open.
Image 84000   02-16-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
 Janston: Propaganda if wartime
 leia: not as good as the Warner Bros Merrie Miscegenation series
 Poop van Pants: But can he chink the chinks?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ever watch these cartoons? You can find them occasionally on YouTube. Good, racist fun.
 Darth Bater: Bugs you rat! How could you give a POW the ol' spicy nose hairs?
 DrinkMixMan: Bugs Bunny doesn't shoot people in the face enough anymore
 Pop That Ponzi: Wartime propaganda toons are amazing anthropological time capsules.
 Magma Safe: I love it when she nips on my man-nips
 Amy Housewine: You can tell the goodie and baddie apart by means of how pointy their overbite is.
 willowsprite: Racist Warner Brothers.
Image 83999   02-16-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 83998 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. You have brought shame on us, bigjim.
 Commodore 64: Santa in February is very suspicious and scary, even the kids know that.
 waynelord: this is apples
 superpingpong: Mom: "say cheese" Kids in photo: "NOOOOOO" Santa: *lookin all creepy*
 Micro Jackson: OK, 25 bucks for the pair of them
 Warrax: Calm the fuck down. It's only October.
 Air Biscuit: Someone better call the hobo with the shotgun again.
 Clintodon: Even in a Santa suit, the children could sense his evil clownish aura.
 p-niiice: thankfully this santa is making the kids more confortable with his kind, loving eyes and.......oh dear.
 Cami: Got this with a randsome note in the mail. Sometimes I read it and wonder who it should have been delivered to.
 willowsprite: Every year, thousands of children are abused at Christmas time. With your donation you can help us save these children by booking all of our country's available mall space every day in December.
Image 83997   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
 Beef Supreme: "Was that how you got mercury poisoning, Grandpa?"
 Blimpet: And that's why you always have someone hold the ladder when changing lightbulb!
 A duck: Somebody forgot to tell these guys that professional wrestling is fake.
 Alkavarion: "Seriously! Whose idea was this?!"
 Skaalar: "Here at Cocaine Combat, we pride ourselves on the energetic people we employ"
 Jaunty Shrimp: Danny DeVito is a national treasure
 crazyfingers: jesus fucking christ!
 hnnngh: How could you give him the ol' spicy fluorescent lights?
 willowsprite: Looks painful. Better dust them with icing sugar.
 hnnngh: Mai butthoru karate choppu tekuniku is unstoppaburu!
 p-niiice: i never understood the motivation towards this style of wrestling. They sure don't get paid enough.
 sumodrsn: Would you please karate chop...oh goddamit.
 Cami: Do you boys know what mercury is? No reason. Carry on.
 Knice: Would you please karate chop my butthole?
 cromerstu: Those are big cigarettes.
Image 83996   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
 Mattixvii: I'm conflicted. One one hand, good for her, she's confidant in her body. On the other hand, people who are confidant in their body ain't shy about wearing bikinis at the beach.
 blue shoes: Me thinks she has very little to fear.
 Throb: She's so worried about getting stranded by a flat that she carries a spare tire everywhere she goes.
 superpingpong: The home of sexuals, straight men and everyone else can't handle any of her.
 rand0: @Knice In states without Waffle Houses, we have to go hit up the Denny's after the orgy lets out.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Can't tell the difference 'tween her titties and her hips.
 NoRagrets: What straight man would want to?
 Warrax: I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the "I'm too hot for gay men" logic?
 hnnngh: @Amy Housewine I refuse to believe Barbra Streisand and awesome belong in the same sentence.
 UltraBeverly: She looks like the kind of woman that would only be able to attract the company of homosexualists, but I'm probably underestimating the majesty of heterosexuality.
 Amy Housewine: "You abandoned me/sexual don't live here anymore/just a vacancy/sexual don't live here anymore."
 SomeCanadian: @CastleBravo Way ahead of you.
 Amy Housewine: Everybody check out "Queen Bee" by Barbra Streisand, it's awesome. Not joking.
 CastleBravo: @a robot There is more than one kind of ugly.
 hnnngh: @a robot Hey, a euphoric atheist pedophilesor deserves, nay, is entitled to a supermodel who is completely submissive to all his weird kinks!
 p-niiice: she looks like she french kissed a jar of vaseline
 hnnngh: @hnnngh Never mind, I'm straight and I actually like Cher. Uh... Barbra Streisand, there we go.
 a robot: "Ugh, she's gross," types the 400-pound neckbeard with his greasy, Cheeto-encrusted fingers.
 hnnngh: I just started listening to Cher and wearing mesh shirts because of this.
 Amy Housewine: Gary, Indiana - Home Of Sexuals.
 nlx27: dunno man, vodka can make an awfl lot of choices seem legit
 willowsprite: @a robot ok, whew...I was worried for a bit there.
 CastleBravo: @Mexico Couldn't hurt.
 a robot: @willowsprite You are now in the process of learning the famous Spaceship Switcherino! Certain words will always autocorrect to other words. See if you can discover them all!
 willowsprite: Teeth! It autocorrected chompers! Argh!
 Knice: Home of Sexuals = Waffle House?
 willowsprite: My iPad autocorrected chompers to chompers...odd... Ps there's a home for sexuals?
 Mexico: @CastleBravo Wanna make out to spite her?
 willowsprite: Yes. They love yellow chompers. *cough*
 CastleBravo: Well! I just turned gay. Anyone else?
Image 83995   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
 pawsies: this me the day I buy new weed
 heck: 'ello 'ello 'ello 'ello
 A duck: Alligators? In *my* pea soup? It's more likely than you think!
 Annoying Vegan : Crocamole
 superpingpong: @Doing me a Frighten algae-gator
 Agamemnon Triforce: Alloghille suit.
 willowsprite: The algae have taken over. Run.
 majorchamp: Thin your paint! That croc doesn't look at all realistic.
 Doing me a Frighten: Alg'o-Gator
Image 83994   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 Warezlock: I once knew a woman from New Zealand. She used the term 'fluffed'.
 Micro Jackson: Save this one so you can show your grandkids what the internet was all about
 Mr. Butt: I am unreasonably amused.
 your nana: tee-hee!
 Darth Bater: Or, if I'm to believe the giraffe is talking to me, I'd happily reply; "I too, jauntily poot, baby marmoot." (I know he's not a marmoot, but it had to rhyme.)
 Darth Bater: This is, list what you were doing while uploading week on AG.
Image 83993   02-16-16   Uploaded by    vape station
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