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262731  a robot: @tib gubb youtu.be/…

262739  addend: Well done. Now let's see some soliciting. ;)

262731  tib gubb: i remember back in the day, there was only like 5 different fruits and 3 different vegetables

262742  addend: "Compensation is commission only... on the sale price." / "When can I start?"

262741  tib gubb: you wot m8

262742  tib gubb: situation is looking grim

262544  apoxia: @Robespierre There would be a riot if the restaurant here attempted to sell American style coffee, that's for sure.

262751  mackdaddy: Pocket yeti!

262734  a robot: @raditzu Beauty of North Finland, then

262740  a robot: OMG OMG OMG!

262737  Dr Awkward: @dobbiesdoogs I think my old truck was possessed, itself...

262738  Dr Awkward: @Dr Awkward alpaca!

262738  Dr Awkward: This llama is smizing

262728  Dr Awkward: Wood. Wind. Sex. Shun.

262656  UltraBeverly: The Tingler!

262660  UltraBeverly: That exact moment when your jade egg falls out.

262720  addend: catgut :(

262719  Coolguy: @White Rice I blame the internet...

262733  Dr Awkward: That sure is a big hole

262682  UltraBeverly: damnit that should have been: Borkfholm Syndrome!

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262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262440 Christina: @Rart Flumomple Those are not for ladies.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262493 Amy Housewine: @Beft Flumumple YES WE CAN

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

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262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot



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Image 84002 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by FatTigerWoods. Your image was bad, FatTigerWoods.
Score:
537
 
 Warezlock: Reminds me of Beavis for some reason.
 firesoup: Welp, that came out weird
 jonz: I'm loving all the spiney bugs lately
 SomeCanadian: Imma cutya!
 JackSkellington: @korrak hey look bro it's your uncle!
 Cami: It's nature's way of saying don't eat this....and it works!
Image 84001   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
609
 
 Beef Supreme: @Robespierre Vinegar husbands were my favorite Apple Cabin special.
 willowsprite: Clever.
 superpingpong: What if the food hole didn't open 24/7? It wouldn't be a hole then since it's closed.
 jeffrey: gently caressatorium you
 p-niiice: bibletronics
 Warrax: Someone already opened a caressatorium? Well, damn. My meeting with the investor's was this afternoon, guess I was too slow.
 Mexico: Liquor Stork. For all your poorly considered decisions.
 Knice: You get granolarrhea from fucking hippies.
 Air Biscuit: @SomeCanadian wearing other peoples skin isnt a new thing.
 SomeCanadian: How do you RENT a tattoo?
 Amy Housewine: I haven't changed my wineslacks in weeks.
 clayjar: Ah. I's good to see that @desertfox has discovered LiarTownUSA. It's only a matter of time before we'll be seeing those Apple Cabin Foods specials again - especially my favorite, "harmless tidepoolers."
 hnnngh: I'm interested in Vitamin Pig.
 a sedated moose: My foodhole, too, is always open.
Image 84000   02-16-16   Uploaded by    desertfox
Score:
421
 
 Janston: Propaganda if wartime
 leia: not as good as the Warner Bros Merrie Miscegenation series
 Poop van Pants: But can he chink the chinks?
 Agamemnon Triforce: Ever watch these cartoons? You can find them occasionally on YouTube. Good, racist fun.
 Darth Bater: Bugs you rat! How could you give a POW the ol' spicy nose hairs?
 DrinkMixMan: Bugs Bunny doesn't shoot people in the face enough anymore
 Pop That Ponzi: Wartime propaganda toons are amazing anthropological time capsules.
 Magma Safe: I love it when she nips on my man-nips
 Amy Housewine: You can tell the goodie and baddie apart by means of how pointy their overbite is.
 willowsprite: Racist Warner Brothers.
Image 83999   02-16-16   Uploaded by    DrinkMixMan
Image 83998 is unbelievably bad (score -5) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by bigjim. We'll pray for you, bigjim.
Score:
664
 
 Commodore 64: Santa in February is very suspicious and scary, even the kids know that.
 waynelord: this is apples
 superpingpong: Mom: "say cheese" Kids in photo: "NOOOOOO" Santa: *lookin all creepy*
 Micro Jackson: OK, 25 bucks for the pair of them
 Warrax: Calm the fuck down. It's only October.
 Air Biscuit: Someone better call the hobo with the shotgun again.
 Clintodon: Even in a Santa suit, the children could sense his evil clownish aura.
 p-niiice: thankfully this santa is making the kids more confortable with his kind, loving eyes and.......oh dear.
 Cami: Got this with a randsome note in the mail. Sometimes I read it and wonder who it should have been delivered to.
 willowsprite: Every year, thousands of children are abused at Christmas time. With your donation you can help us save these children by booking all of our country's available mall space every day in December.
Image 83997   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
425
 
 Beef Supreme: "Was that how you got mercury poisoning, Grandpa?"
 Blimpet: And that's why you always have someone hold the ladder when changing lightbulb!
 A duck: Somebody forgot to tell these guys that professional wrestling is fake.
 Alkavarion: "Seriously! Whose idea was this?!"
 Skaalar: "Here at Cocaine Combat, we pride ourselves on the energetic people we employ"
 Science: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
 Jaunty Shrimp: Danny DeVito is a national treasure
 tib gubb: jesus fucking christ!
 hnnngh: How could you give him the ol' spicy fluorescent lights?
 willowsprite: Looks painful. Better dust them with icing sugar.
 hnnngh: Mai butthoru karate choppu tekuniku is unstoppaburu!
 p-niiice: i never understood the motivation towards this style of wrestling. They sure don't get paid enough.
 sumodrsn: Would you please karate chop...oh goddamit.
 Cami: Do you boys know what mercury is? No reason. Carry on.
 Knice: Would you please karate chop my butthole?
 cromerstu: Those are big cigarettes.
Image 83996   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
Score:
259
 
 Mattixvii: I'm conflicted. One one hand, good for her, she's confidant in her body. On the other hand, people who are confidant in their body ain't shy about wearing bikinis at the beach.
 blue shoes: Me thinks she has very little to fear.
 Throb: She's so worried about getting stranded by a flat that she carries a spare tire everywhere she goes.
 superpingpong: The home of sexuals, straight men and everyone else can't handle any of her.
 rand0: @Knice In states without Waffle Houses, we have to go hit up the Denny's after the orgy lets out.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Can't tell the difference 'tween her titties and her hips.
 NoRagrets: What straight man would want to?
 Warrax: I'm just trying to wrap my mind around the "I'm too hot for gay men" logic?
 hnnngh: @Amy Housewine I refuse to believe Barbra Streisand and awesome belong in the same sentence.
 UltraBeverly: She looks like the kind of woman that would only be able to attract the company of homosexualists, but I'm probably underestimating the majesty of heterosexuality.
 Amy Housewine: "You abandoned me/sexual don't live here anymore/just a vacancy/sexual don't live here anymore."
 SomeCanadian: @CastleBravo Way ahead of you.
 Amy Housewine: Everybody check out "Queen Bee" by Barbra Streisand, it's awesome. Not joking.
 CastleBravo: @a robot There is more than one kind of ugly.
 hnnngh: @a robot Hey, a euphoric atheist pedophilesor deserves, nay, is entitled to a supermodel who is completely submissive to all his weird kinks!
 p-niiice: she looks like she french kissed a jar of vaseline
 hnnngh: @hnnngh Never mind, I'm straight and I actually like Cher. Uh... Barbra Streisand, there we go.
 a robot: "Ugh, she's gross," types the 400-pound neckbeard with his greasy, Cheeto-encrusted fingers.
 hnnngh: I just started listening to Cher and wearing mesh shirts because of this.
 Amy Housewine: Gary, Indiana - Home Of Sexuals.
 nlx27: dunno man, vodka can make an awfl lot of choices seem legit
 willowsprite: @a robot ok, whew...I was worried for a bit there.
 CastleBravo: @Mexico Couldn't hurt.
 a robot: @willowsprite You are now in the process of learning the famous Spaceship Switcherino! Certain words will always autocorrect to other words. See if you can discover them all!
 willowsprite: Teeth! It autocorrected chompers! Argh!
 Knice: Home of Sexuals = Waffle House?
 willowsprite: My iPad autocorrected chompers to chompers...odd... Ps there's a home for sexuals?
 Mexico: @CastleBravo Wanna make out to spite her?
 willowsprite: Yes. They love yellow chompers. *cough*
 CastleBravo: Well! I just turned gay. Anyone else?
Image 83995   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
805
 
 pawsies: this me the day I buy new weed
 heck: 'ello 'ello 'ello 'ello
 A duck: Alligators? In *my* pea soup? It's more likely than you think!
 Annoying Vegan : Crocamole
 superpingpong: @Doing me a Frighten algae-gator
 Agamemnon Triforce: Alloghille suit.
 White Male: I FREAKIN LOVE PESTO'
 willowsprite: The algae have taken over. Run.
 majorchamp: Thin your paint! That croc doesn't look at all realistic.
 Doing me a Frighten: Alg'o-Gator
Image 83994   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
520
 
 Warezlock: I once knew a woman from New Zealand. She used the term 'fluffed'.
 Micro Jackson: Save this one so you can show your grandkids what the internet was all about
 Mr. Butt: I am unreasonably amused.
 your nana: tee-hee!
 Darth Bater: Or, if I'm to believe the giraffe is talking to me, I'd happily reply; "I too, jauntily poot, baby marmoot." (I know he's not a marmoot, but it had to rhyme.)
 Darth Bater: This is, list what you were doing while uploading week on AG.
Image 83993   02-16-16   Uploaded by    vape station
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