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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

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 pawsies: this me the day I buy new weed
 heck: 'ello 'ello 'ello 'ello
 A duck: Alligators? In *my* pea soup? It's more likely than you think!
 Annoying Vegan : Crocamole
 superpingpong: @Doing me a Frighten algae-gator
 Agamemnon Triforce: Alloghille suit.
 willowsprite: The algae have taken over. Run.
 majorchamp: Thin your paint! That croc doesn't look at all realistic.
 Doing me a Frighten: Alg'o-Gator
Image 83994   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 Warezlock: I once knew a woman from New Zealand. She used the term 'fluffed'.
 Micro Jackson: Save this one so you can show your grandkids what the internet was all about
 Mr. Butt: I am unreasonably amused.
 your nana: tee-hee!
 Darth Bater: Or, if I'm to believe the giraffe is talking to me, I'd happily reply; "I too, jauntily poot, baby marmoot." (I know he's not a marmoot, but it had to rhyme.)
 Darth Bater: This is, list what you were doing while uploading week on AG.
Image 83993   02-16-16   Uploaded by    vape station
 Mahspoontoobig: *stares in silence*
 omgpro: fuck yeah. 'murica.
 Ignatius: @Poop van Pants Hell, everybody knows that flavor is bad for you
 Poop van Pants: @hnnngh FLAVORTOWN, home of diabetus, high blood pressure and heart diaease
 superpingpong: @SomeCanadian #83993
 Warrax: Is this "food" suitable for Home of Sexuals? asking for a friend.
 Magma Safe: Is this how you get to the point where home of sexually can't handle you?
 SomeCanadian: I pooted.
 Air Biscuit: FOOD IS NICE.
 p-niiice: that's just stupid/
 hnnngh: @Robespierre Taking the ticket to FLAVORTOWN!
 nlx27: is that dressing at the bottom poutine?
 a robot: Too much
 blablabla: this makes me want to shit
 Catcat: Geneva convention covers it
 weed poop: Guy Fieri must be lurking about somewhere in the immediate vicinity
 Mexico: Well, this is certainly conflicting.
 Brain Thoughts: It's already GOT vomit on it.
 your nana: will look the same coming out either end
 willowsprite: Sandwich: I'm so famous! *starry eyes*
 Mexico: Well, this is certainly conflicting.
 durian: It's pretty big...I guess...
Image 83992   02-16-16   Uploaded by    demonius
 Frank herbert: @Cami ah. i definately got a caterpillar vibe but you could go mini sandworm i suppose.
 Cami: @a sedated moose Yes. Had to look it up. Leto II.
 Cami: @Frank herbert I was thinking Leto Atreides II.
 Frank herbert: @Cami not really an alice in Wonderland kind of guy. although I'll be honest, I kinda wanna piss on its brain.
 Agamemnon Triforce: @a sedated moose I just started listening to those audiobooks.
 a sedated moose: Pardon me, the God emperor was the third one.
 a sedated moose: @Cami the younger Leto? Err, the fourth Leto?
 hnnngh: Sweet Jesus that's horrifying.
 Cami: @Frank herbert Your place?
 willowsprite: #83981's baby
Image 83991   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
 Dick Inspector: Needs less pants.
 rockkstar: Justin's bringin' the sexyback, I'm bringin' the polyester dress suit back, bitches
 Blitheryn: Kilts are worn with the pleats at the back. Still, nice outfit
 Agamemnon Triforce: So I can karate better, why do you ask?
 Lutha: yeah, i'm scotch-lampshade on my mom's side
 NoRagrets: Maybe that's the dress code for the home of sexuals.
 hnnngh: Kilt DMC.
 a robot: Hey, why not?
 kate shutupton: It's a Scottish thing. You wouldn't understand.
 Mitchell: Shaving/waxing your legs is a pain; I've done this.
 SurfNTurf: Nahhh.
 your nana: sometimes i can't decide if i want to wear a skirt or pants, so i just wear both!
 willowsprite: Business outside, party inside.
 chefcore: The clothes make the man.
Image 83990   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 83989 is unbelievably bad (score -10) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mexico. We'll pray for you, Mexico.
Image 83988 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. Boo, booger.
 Nwcorset: I kid you not, we had an issue of Braille playboy in my 2nd grade classroom.
 w1nt3rmut3: @DonkeyPuncher literally flawless.
 Magma Safe: some good ole' equal opportunity smut
 hnnngh: If you pan down there are two raised molds in the shape of breasts raised up on the middle of the page.
 Clintodon: So... are these the folks who read Playboy for the articles?
 nlx27: yeah , i remeber that blind guy in Men in tights reading a braillle porn mag
 frankie: So, this isn't fake. Playboy has long been printed in braille. Also, they pay their writers better than most periodicals. Before the PG-13 lad mags (FHM, etc.) tanked the market, it was a premiere place for new writers to get published.
 Darth Bater: This made my fingers stiff
 Anus: I touch it for the articles
Image 83987   02-16-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
 Warren G Hardon: Don't be afraid of the lightning, kids, it's just @Korrok descending from his blood soaked throne.
 hnnngh: Metal.
 White Rice: @Warrax I was just drinking my coffee! That could have been disastrous.
 Warrax: Honey, I'm home!
Image 83986   02-16-16   Uploaded by    babylon priest
 Vermicelli: He had a 90/10 part for some reason even when he still had hair?
 Osiris: Where was this taken, Studio 51? They all look coked to the nines ... and Donnie was rocking the combover even back then
 p-niiice: don's hair resulted from the other two guys' hair having sex apparently
 waxymom: @nlx27 Shocking. I'll be in & out - I'm on vacation
 nlx27: @Robespierre I've missed you !
 Shorts Leng: @your nana Thx
 your nana: @Robespierre rachel hunter
 zoso: Donald got hair styling advice from Rod
 demonius: Is that Britt Eklund or Alex Vandenburgh on the right?
Image 83985   02-16-16   Uploaded by    nlx27
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