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262397  Mr Bleak: I've seen enough porn to know how this is going to go...

262399  Mr Bleak: I hate that font: I misread it as "Petting Poo" and totally dissed the idea.

262402  Mr Bleak: That she takes a cat shopping for wine is a good sign of incipient Crazy Cat Ladyhood.

262404  Mr Bleak: Did you keep the receipt on the two kids in case they are defective?

262590  dobbiesdoogs: such warm

262599  georgerino: What do the teachers do with these cuties?

262598  sparename: So does an "069" mean that you have a large spectator?

262596  sparename: I thought it was a bit too polite for Alf Garnett

262597  glowstick: Derek looks fairly stern no parties tonight.

262586  Joseph: Mlemlem.

262405  Mr Bleak: Do you never knock?

262414  Mr Bleak: UPS deliver cats now?

262596  boomboomboom: I feel like Stan Lee might come out as the Creator some day in a Marvel Movie.

262594  dobbiesdoogs: you should see what they spent on candles

262595  youshall: "Clerics are forbidden by their religious codes from using edged weapons. Thus, a mace or a sling could be used by a cleric, but a sword or bow could not."

262595  steve: they work like the healing staffs from RPGs

262430  Mr Bleak: @kimjongun Ah! OK - Treaty of Rouen B

262580  Felicity: @Duld Grunongus But he can't start on Monday

262584  tib gubb: beer is gross, but also delicious

262494  Felicity: As long as it works, I don't mind

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Score:
466
 
 Voft Flumungus: *stares in silence*
 Lerbo Grunopert: fuck yeah. 'murica.
 Vilm Drumombies: @Poop van Pants Hell, everybody knows that flavor is bad for you
 Haft Flongo: @hnnngh FLAVORTOWN, home of diabetus, high blood pressure and heart diaease
 Melm Plemungus: @SomeCanadian #83993
 Gaple Albumple: Is this "food" suitable for Home of Sexuals? asking for a friend.
 Raple Rempoble: Is this how you get to the point where home of sexually can't handle you?
 Lorbo Flumumple: I pooted.
 Bang Rempungo: FOOD IS NICE.
 Rewn Drumongo: that's just stupid/
 Vumpo Albuble: @Robespierre Taking the ticket to FLAVORTOWN!
 Gift Plemombies: is that dressing at the bottom poutine?
 Flang Dampumple: Too much
 Vumpo Grumbies: this makes me want to shit
 Hort Plopert: Geneva convention covers it
 Bort Plemongo: Guy Fieri must be lurking about somewhere in the immediate vicinity
 Rart Bromple: Well, this is certainly conflicting.
 Crump Plumple: It's already GOT vomit on it.
 Dompo Bromple: will look the same coming out either end
 Dorbo Albombies: Sandwich: I'm so famous! *starry eyes*
 Marbo Rempumbies: Well, this is certainly conflicting.
 Jerbo Horpuble: It's pretty big...I guess...
Image 83992   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Dolm Horpongo
Score:
555
 
 Rople Cremumbies: @Cami ah. i definately got a caterpillar vibe but you could go mini sandworm i suppose.
 Piple Plemungus: @a sedated moose Yes. Had to look it up. Leto II.
 Murbo Cremoble: @Frank herbert I was thinking Leto Atreides II.
 Bomp Horpombies: @Cami not really an alice in Wonderland kind of guy. although I'll be honest, I kinda wanna piss on its brain.
 Thang Horpopert: @a sedated moose I just started listening to those audiobooks.
 Purt Cremombies: Pardon me, the God emperor was the third one.
 Thift Horpomple: @Cami the younger Leto? Err, the fourth Leto?
 Tholm Albupert: Sweet Jesus that's horrifying.
 Trirb Grunuble: @Frank herbert Your place?
 Malm Cremoble: #83981's baby
Image 83991   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Miple Grongus
Score:
492
 
 Fleft Flomple: Needs less pants.
 Jild Flumumple: Justin's bringin' the sexyback, I'm bringin' the polyester dress suit back, bitches
 Puple Flombies: Kilts are worn with the pleats at the back. Still, nice outfit
 Thumpo Morpomple: So I can karate better, why do you ask?
 Birt Plemungo: yeah, i'm scotch-lampshade on my mom's side
 Trarb Drumungus: Maybe that's the dress code for the home of sexuals.
 Thump Grunoble: Kilt DMC.
 Mown Horpombies: Hey, why not?
 Guft Flomple: It's a Scottish thing. You wouldn't understand.
 Ving Plombies: Shaving/waxing your legs is a pain; I've done this.
 Pempo Broble: Nahhh.
 Crurb Rempoble: sometimes i can't decide if i want to wear a skirt or pants, so i just wear both!
 Mart Grombies: Business outside, party inside.
 Crerbo Drumungus: The clothes make the man.
Image 83990   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Theld Gropert
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Image 83988 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by booger. Boo, booger.
Score:
563
 
 Freft Morpungo: I kid you not, we had an issue of Braille playboy in my 2nd grade classroom.
 Bown Grunongo: @DonkeyPuncher literally flawless.
 Varm Brungo: some good ole' equal opportunity smut
 Thirt Cremungo: If you pan down there are two raised molds in the shape of breasts raised up on the middle of the page.
 Frert Cremombies: So... are these the folks who read Playboy for the articles?
 Crort Grunupert: yeah , i remeber that blind guy in Men in tights reading a braillle porn mag
 Vorm Horpombies: So, this isn't fake. Playboy has long been printed in braille. Also, they pay their writers better than most periodicals. Before the PG-13 lad mags (FHM, etc.) tanked the market, it was a premiere place for new writers to get published.
 Dold Plopert: This made my fingers stiff
 Flawn Gropert: I touch it for the articles
Image 83987   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Freple Drumumbies
Score:
380
 
 Luld Horpongo: THIS IS PLEASANT.
 Borm Cremongo: Don't be afraid of the lightning, kids, it's just @Korrok descending from his blood soaked throne.
 Bild Flumoble: Metal.
 Creple Plemupert: @Warrax I was just drinking my coffee! That could have been disastrous.
 Ringo Albongus: Honey, I'm home!
Image 83986   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Bampo Grunumbies
Score:
148
 
 Gamp Grunombies: He had a 90/10 part for some reason even when he still had hair?
 Pople Grongus: Where was this taken, Studio 51? They all look coked to the nines ... and Donnie was rocking the combover even back then
 Trampo Brumbies: don's hair resulted from the other two guys' hair having sex apparently
 Bing Drumupert: @nlx27 Shocking. I'll be in & out - I'm on vacation
 Burt Morpombies: @Robespierre I've missed you !
 Hompo Cremomple: @your nana Thx
 Jang Floble: @Robespierre rachel hunter
 Trown Cremomple: Donald got hair styling advice from Rod
 Daple Plumple: Is that Britt Eklund or Alex Vandenburgh on the right?
Image 83985   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Lown Brombies
Score:
803
 
 Vango Drumombies: Thanks, intetnet.
 Huple Plemumple: your mom must be proud
 Borm Horpuble: aaand he's dead now for some reason
 Gimpo Grunungus: When the swelling bursts, thousands of tiny snakes slither out.
 Crirb Rempumbies: Gross is the other word I'd use to describe this.
 Bampo Grunongus: U EVEN SYNTHOL, BRUH?
 Heng Dampuble: Ew. That's the guy who injected silicone into his skin.
 Jerbo Grunumbies: I became a water melon
 Luple Albuble: They all laughed at me. They said it was impossible. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW?!
Image 83984   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Viwn Albumbies
Score:
421
 
 Gurm Horpoble: Thunderdome for ants
 Muwn Plongo: Fight! Fight! Fight!
 Vuld Grungo: looks like they're makng an upside down heart shape
 Hirbo Grunungus: Two ants enter, one ant leaves.
 Luwn Plemungus: Needs old Star Trek duel music.
 Vomp Rempopert: Alright, we have you surrounded. Now where did you stash the sugar?
 Gorb Plemongo: the common black ants have evolved to forming emoticons. Evolution still has a ways to go.
 Frampo Brungus: they're showing how funky and strong is their fight
 Hurm Brungus: or should I say ants off
 Frongo Rempungo: clearly a dance off
 Craple Dampongus: What is this? A fight club for ants?
Image 83983   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Juwn Pluble
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