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258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

258233  hot hot dog: This girl let me hold her puppy today. The dog fell asleep in my arms and I about died from the cuteness!

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258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.

258006 tib gubb: he can powerwalk as fast or slow as he wants; he's already won.

257995 Passive: The pain is real

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258098 Robespierre: @Felicity I looked it up - it's "Fontius Pilate"

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?



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 metallica: Lifeguards must be vigilant for a big international sign for bring me an apple
 KingTrebek: So much chlorine it burns
 Rhombo Dimple: shockingly large testicles
 Agamemnon Triforce: @a robot that's just how their faces look. Or a thin layer of Vaseline.
 a robot: How does their makeup stay on?
 Flirb Dampumple: zzzzziiiiiiiip
 Warrax: They just realized they're gonna need a bigger boat.
 Knice: That's right, don't neglect the stepchildren.
 Otterman: Big, invisible apples
 Picklepuss: too much chlorine in the water?
 VoR: Nom nom nom...
Image 83972   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
610
 
 robocop: i hate you
 Mr. Shine: D!cking around at work.
 Cami: Posture correcting...
 Cami: That's a safety feature that makes it impossible to fall off the chair.
 Knice: Also, username/ upload combo is on point.
 PygmyGremlin: Everything's an office chair if you're brave enough.
 Janston: Freudian office chair.
 Knice: Well, it'll definitely keep your back straight.
 Annoying Vegan : Ugh. Every office has one.
Image 83971   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
594
 
 Natch: I think I will name you "Grace"
 your nana: doink!
 Warrax: Shut up and dance, dance before the police come.
 Darth Bater: He forgot how to dog.
 hnnngh: That dog did a fallen.
 Otterman: Go home, dog.
Image 83970   02-16-16   Uploaded by    noble naga
Score:
502
 
 Mahspoontoobig: I'll take two.
 Father Goose: sounds like my Valentines day
 cenecia: Pound for pound, way cheaper than normal escorts.
 Amy Housewine: Not for Home Of Sexuals.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get the weekend special, comes with a bucket of chicken and a 2 liter of your choice.
 CuriouSir: whatchu 'gon do wit all that junk...
 hnnngh: Come on, this is too easy.
 Turts: I see a...bumper car, a shoe, a lego, a head and torso... But I just can't figure out what the big thing in the middle is. Help me out! Lol
 Knice: Where's the number? WHERE'S THE DAMNED NUMBER??
 SomeCanadian: I've been to Mt. Vernon. Accurate.
 willowsprite: And chin. s.
 Emoji: Baby got back.
Image 83969   02-16-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
162
 
 BILL DOOR: @CastleBravo PEDOPHILIA.
 CastleBravo: Madoka is freaking awesome. Not sure WHAT to make of this tho....
 Blimpet: In exciting flavors, such as 'Basement' and 'Loneliness'!
 Mexico: @zazzer Arigato Gozaimasu! Ehehehehe, kawaii!
 Darth Bater: @zazzer no
 whipwing: Care for a refreshing can of moe?
 SomeCanadian: Used panties in a can. What will the Japanese come up with next?!?
Image 83968   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
234
 
 alborland: Draw me like one of your french bulldogs
Image 83967   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
455
 
 willowsprite: Better than a Horse's decapitated head?
 Shay: Ohhhhhhhh Alllllllll.
 Porbo Mellus: @Warrax "Peg, I wouldn't rub your meters if a genie popped out of them."
 Warrax: @Ulillillia Not sure what we'd gain having the site go metric.
 VoR: @Ulillillia Post more feet. Okay.
 grandma: No more feet!
 VoR: Quentin Tarantino on seeing Uma Thurman's feet
 Borkf: Orf.
 CrustyDusty: Dammit! You stepped in the olive oil again!!
Image 83966   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
1070
 
 Air Biscuit: The cake is a lie. The dark side is deceitful that way.
 p-niiice: i always have concern about the amount of finger-kneading that fondant needs to look that good. I ain't eatin it. i don't like people massaging my food.
 Picklepuss: cutting it with a kitchen-lightsaber no doubt
 Science: @zazzer: At least there is cake in there. Half the shit you see nowadays is fondant on styrofoam.
 Janston: Cutting off the head is the only way to be sure it's dead.
 willowsprite: nooooooooooooooo.com
 Picklepuss: Imperial Cake-Walker
 skylark: AT-AT cake
 duckybox: i find your lack of ice cream disturbing
 VoR: I hate pastry
 Catcat: DA-BT
 waffle iron: Shame that fondant is garbage.
 CrustyDusty: CAKE-CAKE
Image 83965   02-16-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
345
 
 Sydney: Your mom likes this
 willowsprite: Why they hate us. Reason #438
 Fishy: Fuck you companies and fuck you image macros.
 Sadbot: I fought in the meemwar and was one of the dankest meemlords, but not a day goes by where I wonder if it was worth the price
 Picklepuss: tastes good man
 Flarmie: In the war of the meems, there is no winner.
 CrustyDusty: as recommended on /fit/
Image 83964   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
619
 
 Mahspoontoobig: makes my back hurt just looking at this.
 carpwoman: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 elronhubard: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
 Knice: Purrica!
 willowsprite: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 anonymous: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
 anonymous: @catcat isn't two cats, but is the size of three.
 deadwombat: Real cats have curves
 SomeCanadian: Fatcat is fat.
 Unbathed: "Before" at the vet.
 Air Biscuit: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 fanny: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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