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243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

243544  OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes

243541  jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.

243543  jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.

243527  tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*

243536  Air Biscuit: Musical.

243388  XLY: omg I want one!!

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243391 WannaBee: @dangerkeith3000 some pain yes, but that just seems excessive.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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243498 trelyate: also what was up with that duck with the inner tube with the little duck head is that thing alive or not?

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Score:
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 metallica: Lifeguards must be vigilant for a big international sign for bring me an apple
 KingTrebek: So much chlorine it burns
 Rhombo Dimple: shockingly large testicles
 Agamemnon Triforce: @a robot that's just how their faces look. Or a thin layer of Vaseline.
 a robot: How does their makeup stay on?
 Flirb Dampumple: zzzzziiiiiiiip
 Warrax: They just realized they're gonna need a bigger boat.
 Knice: That's right, don't neglect the stepchildren.
 Otterman: Big, invisible apples
 Picklepuss: too much chlorine in the water?
 VoR: Nom nom nom...
Image 83972   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
610
 
 robocop: i hate you
 Mr. Shine: D!cking around at work.
 Cami: Posture correcting...
 Cami: That's a safety feature that makes it impossible to fall off the chair.
 Knice: Also, username/ upload combo is on point.
 PygmyGremlin: Everything's an office chair if you're brave enough.
 Janston: Freudian office chair.
 Knice: Well, it'll definitely keep your back straight.
 Annoying Vegan : Ugh. Every office has one.
Image 83971   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
594
 
 Natch: I think I will name you "Grace"
 your nana: doink!
 Warrax: Shut up and dance, dance before the police come.
 Darth Bater: He forgot how to dog.
 hnnngh: That dog did a fallen.
 Otterman: Go home, dog.
Image 83970   02-16-16   Uploaded by    noble naga
Score:
502
 
 Mahspoontoobig: I'll take two.
 Father Goose: sounds like my Valentines day
 cenecia: Pound for pound, way cheaper than normal escorts.
 Amy Housewine: Not for Home Of Sexuals.
 Agamemnon Triforce: Get the weekend special, comes with a bucket of chicken and a 2 liter of your choice.
 CuriouSir: whatchu 'gon do wit all that junk...
 hnnngh: Come on, this is too easy.
 Turts: I see a...bumper car, a shoe, a lego, a head and torso... But I just can't figure out what the big thing in the middle is. Help me out! Lol
 Knice: Where's the number? WHERE'S THE DAMNED NUMBER??
 SomeCanadian: I've been to Mt. Vernon. Accurate.
 willowsprite: And chin. s.
 Ulillillia: Baby got back.
Image 83969   02-16-16   Uploaded by    The Turks
Score:
162
 
 BILL DOOR: @CastleBravo PEDOPHILIA.
 CastleBravo: Madoka is freaking awesome. Not sure WHAT to make of this tho....
 Blimpet: In exciting flavors, such as 'Basement' and 'Loneliness'!
 Mexico: @zazzer Arigato Gozaimasu! Ehehehehe, kawaii!
 Darth Bater: @zazzer no
 whipwing: Care for a refreshing can of moe?
 SomeCanadian: Used panties in a can. What will the Japanese come up with next?!?
Image 83968   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
234
 
 alborland: Draw me like one of your french bulldogs
Image 83967   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Coolguy
Score:
455
 
 willowsprite: Better than a Horse's decapitated head?
 Shay: Ohhhhhhhh Alllllllll.
 Ulillillia: @Warrax "Peg, I wouldn't rub your meters if a genie popped out of them."
 Warrax: @Ulillillia Not sure what we'd gain having the site go metric.
 VoR: @Ulillillia Post more feet. Okay.
 Ulillillia: No more feet!
 VoR: Quentin Tarantino on seeing Uma Thurman's feet
 Borkf: Orf.
 CrustyDusty: Dammit! You stepped in the olive oil again!!
Image 83966   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Shay
Score:
1070
 
 Air Biscuit: The cake is a lie. The dark side is deceitful that way.
 p-niiice: i always have concern about the amount of finger-kneading that fondant needs to look that good. I ain't eatin it. i don't like people massaging my food.
 Picklepuss: cutting it with a kitchen-lightsaber no doubt
 Science: @zazzer: At least there is cake in there. Half the shit you see nowadays is fondant on styrofoam.
 Janston: Cutting off the head is the only way to be sure it's dead.
 willowsprite: nooooooooooooooo.com
 Picklepuss: Imperial Cake-Walker
 skylark: AT-AT cake
 duckybox: i find your lack of ice cream disturbing
 VoR: I hate pastry
 Catcat: DA-BT
 waffle iron: Shame that fondant is garbage.
 CrustyDusty: CAKE-CAKE
Image 83965   02-16-16   Uploaded by    sundragon
Score:
345
 
 Sydney: Your mom likes this
 willowsprite: Why they hate us. Reason #438
 Fishy: Fuck you companies and fuck you image macros.
 Sadbot: I fought in the meemwar and was one of the dankest meemlords, but not a day goes by where I wonder if it was worth the price
 Picklepuss: tastes good man
 Flarmie: In the war of the meems, there is no winner.
 CrustyDusty: as recommended on /fit/
Image 83964   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Sharkface
Score:
592
 
 Mahspoontoobig: makes my back hurt just looking at this.
 carpwoman: I hate seeing stuff like this. That poor cat.
 elronhubard: It that a cat? Or a hot-water bottle?
 Knice: Purrica!
 willowsprite: Pretty submissive for a cat who just ate a whole town.
 anonymous: The cat isn't that big, really. The vet assistant is just very small.
 anonymous: @catcat isn't two cats, but is the size of three.
 Ulillillia: Real cats have curves
 SomeCanadian: Fatcat is fat.
 Unbathed: "Before" at the vet.
 Air Biscuit: I think Garfield ate the whole lasagna tray.
 fanny: lay off the lasagna!
Image 83963   02-16-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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