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243534 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.
243205 tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo
243218 tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic
243219 tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?
243542 Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.
243526 Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.
243544 Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection
243537 Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001
243539 Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.
243540 Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on
243542 Springbok: Too many churros
243543 Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P
243534 Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all
243537 jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.
243544 OldKentuckyShark: @ignatz if you do cocaine during sex, yes
243541 jochenau: @Air Biscuit Or possibly mold.
243543 jochenau: @ignatz His orangeness wouldn't bother me so much if those areas at least matched.
243527 tib gubb: *fascism intensifies*
243536 Air Biscuit: Musical.
243388 XLY: omg I want one!!