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257752  Sadbot: Probably would pay off student debt quicker, don't shame sex work

257657  Jaunty Shrimp: Catkuzzi

257760  originaluser: not a springboard into the glamorous career of naked girl sushi plate

257664  Jaunty Shrimp: "Just move to San Diego where the weather is always perfect...but you're so broke from paying your rent that you can't afford gas money to get to the beach on your day off."-Debbie Downer

257760  Religion X: What really makes this for me is the dichotomy between her two facial expressions.

257760  electrode: Sometimes it's difficult to distinguish hazing from kink.

257665  Jaunty Shrimp: Break me off a piece

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: By ducks definitely being "shady af"

257701  Jaunty Shrimp: Google The Horrible Thing You Never Knew About Ducks...I was on a walk by a lake one time and was traumatized

257709  Jaunty Shrimp: I hereby rename this site doggo-gator

257714  Jaunty Shrimp: Neener neener neener

257759  flowers: All in all its just another dog in a wall.

257723  Jaunty Shrimp: It must really suck to be famous.

257749  Sadbot: Ha ha, congress doesn't get the online, and since I'm a binary-thought lackwit I'm going to side with the billionaire who sells everyone out.

257731  Jaunty Shrimp: I haven't drank in 2 whole weeks, longest I've gone in 15 years.

257733  Jaunty Shrimp: Love it I super love this!

257725  addend: "Gimme coke & jazz or STFU."

257750  Jaunty Shrimp: Wastin' away again in cheeseburgerville

257750  Solemn: All that fast food can really go to your head.

257731  Solemn: @addend (000) 283-8681.

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2. Robespierre
3. VeeKay
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The top ten most commented-on images today:

257595 Robespierre: @dangerkeith3000 It's got a good beat and I can dance to it. I'll give it an 8.

257545 VeeKay: Hole in the road huh? Get an officer out to look into it.

257476 Spazstatic: @Shay Lemmy as in Motorhead? And God as in Godsmack, Lamb of God, Gojira, or Godzilla by Blue Oyster Cult?

257634 barfolomew: "Name us after friends and we will swallow their souls!"

257686 tib gubb: heck yes

257513 grandma: @Knice wow

257468 FireBreathingMarmot: ...didn't even make it across the Jordan river

257558 Robespierre: Shit seen

257622 UltraBeverly: @dangerkeith3000 New Coke is PEOPLE! It's PEOPLE!

257626 smusher: We all do the dew down here. You'll do the dew too.



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Drunk Orc uploaded 257630 (775 points)


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 8. CompletelyJoking: 1987 points
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Score:
958
 
 Urchin: So the plot of Illbleed?
 slowpoke: We went from live, to skeleton. We never saw the "rotting, maggotty flesh" stage.
 chunk norris: Toy Story 20: No Exit
 dobbiesdoogs: to eternity and beyond!
Image 83858   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Annoying Vegan
Score:
486
 
 Picklepuss: Q: What does a WV girl say while losing her virginity? A: "Get off me Daddy, you're crushin' my cigarettes"
 Frank herbert: no. your son and mom
 mom: T'aint no need for marrying if you can get yer cornholing fer free, hawkeye
 AdamBomb286: Sweet jester hat bro, let's go play some pogs.
 Knice: No, you get shallow-endzoned.
 Scoo: Why would we want to marry our cousins? Because they're so attractive!
 Throb: Beautiful sports watching
 Coolguy: Said the man from Iowa
Image 83857   02-15-16   Uploaded by    mom
Score:
777
 
 KingTrebek: That's why they call 'em Florida plumbers
 Skaalar: In the latest news, ISIS recruits are getting even more diverse. More at eleven.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Righty tighty, lefty loosey
 windows96: Just a small adjustment, too bad it will cost an arm and a leg
 eider: Doc "Croc" Roberts takes a cautionary nibble and snorts, "This here's your problem. They've gone and used a Gator Wrench," after which he mutters "bloody contractors." under his breath.
 Mitchell: Awesome, it's honing its chompers!
 Bile: OH GOD ITS LEARNING TO USE TOOLS WE'RE FUCKED
 morakdais: no! you need a #4 gator to open that
 fling: @Viles Davis WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?
 Viles Davis: Lana. Lana!
 Air Biscuit: Teething machinery
 NoRagrets: The new Gator Wrench can be yours for only 36 payments of $9.99!
 Coolguy: Hey croc, that's not a frog dummy
 Knice: This is good technique for torqueing a four-hole flange.
 Sadbot: It's a livin'
 Throb: Someone aggroed that gator
Image 83856   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Baby Jesus
Score:
489
 
 Cami: Leonard Cohen Cola.
 Cami: Leonard Cohen Cola.
 Frank herbert: ah fuck. we're boned.
 Bile: It's a message from leonard cohen
 Anus: Not what I needed to see inside the cap of my antipsychotics
 A duck: Like that time when, as a joke, Mark Twain sent anonymous letters to his friends that read, "We have been discovered. Flee at once." only to find that some did actually disappear.
 noble naga: "you died in that car crash"
Image 83855   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Double-Munched Tacotito
Score:
470
 
 Borkf: Oh my goodness: *with, not Ruth. Autocorrect my ass.
 Borkf: Also, what's Ruth to with the severed Pooh and Barney heads. Dude has problems.
 Borkf: My son is also named bork
 Mr. Whiskers: The cow! The cow!
 parrotsnest: i am sampsan
 Janston: Xbox kinect is just more fun as Bart, don't have a cow, man.
 Knice: I think all the bases are covered! Commence + rain!
 A duck: BORT SAMPSON
 fanny: my son is also named bort
 Mr. Shine: Bert pls
 noble naga: have cow man
 dobbiesdoogs: der the burtmen
Image 83854   02-15-16   Uploaded by    static xyz
Score:
371
 
 Jaunty Shrimp: @fanny I like the cut of your jib, old chap.
 cenecia: This gator won't stop talking to me about being a friendzoned atheist.
 Frank herbert: aggro- do , or aggronaught. that is the question
 morakdais: someone give pharrel some lotion
 Mr. Shine: Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gaaaaallllllll!
 Scoo: Just needs a frog
 Janston: No four bolt flange for this dapper chap?
 fanny: I thought only shrimp could be jaunty
 Soviette: Mascot reboot
Image 83853   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Fred
Score:
368
 
 macrocosm: believing that Muslims can be repelled by pork like vampires are by garlic is the 21st century equivalent of believing that Jews eat children or that Asian women have genitalia that are rotated 90 degrees
 A duck: @Colgate: nope.
 redmonkey3: Adults with imaginary friends are stupid.
 duckybox: Ha ha, classic. I allways keep one in my pocket just for occasions like this.
 Viles Davis: Myth busted.
 Cami: The epithet is racist but throwing the piglet is not. Islam is a religion, not a race.
 The Frito Bandito: Why is this getting rad votes? This is racist as hell.
 anonimos: Mr. Trump, you have once again defeated me though diplomacy
 AdamBomb286: "Luckily, I'm just a secular humanist with a cool mustache enjoying a spa day."
 Viles Davis: Army strong.
 Janston: Racist if real
 A duck: Yeah, no. While they aren't supposed to keep or eat pigs, it isn't some unforgivable sin to them if they touch one or were even to unknowingly eat pork (or had to eat it to survive). Dumbass racists can't even do their racism right.
 Picklepuss: @dobbiesdoogs if he was Batman, the answer would be "yes" and the pig would be labelled Bat Moslem Repellent
 noble naga: "Hey herb, you buying a pig for family dinner tonight?" "Actually Kyle I got something waaaaay shittier planned for this poor guy."
 generic: You rat! How could you give him the spicy pig!
 Knice: If you have to explain it that thoroughly, your audience is too stupid to deserve entertainment.
 noble naga: that is a dedicated level of racism right there
 dobbiesdoogs: did...did he carry a pig in that suit on the off chance he'd have a chance to be a shithead to someone?
 mom: ehhhh... funny enough
Image 83852   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Donut
Score:
580
 
 twenty4: Give her the wire
 redmonkey3: ETSY! (I bet.)
 Cami: @thratchen GROUND FAULT!
 Frank herbert: @AdamBomb286 that's awesome +++
 superpingpong: They getting plugged in and out. Sparks will fly everywhere.
 AdamBomb286: I tried this with a European woman, but I needed an adapter.
 Unbathed: It is notthe deadly sin of lust, if no one enjoys it.
 Anus: @thratchen It's the "condom broke" face
 Knice: This porn is wired.
 thratchen: Both of them look like something has gone horribly, horribly wrong with their plug/socket combo.
 Janston: It's electric!
 dobbiesdoogs: all guys brag that they're 220 when they're really 110
 Blimpet: But in his mind, he's thinking about that three-way lightswitch in the other room.
 Knice: A proper outlet for your energy.
 noble naga: she's getting plugged
Image 83851   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Throb
Score:
632
 
 Mr. Angry: @Scoo: not Satan, maybe the Slayer cab? BTW... if that's a service, sign be right the eff up!
 Urchin: When you ride alone, you ride with Hitler
 daver: Wrong hand!
 morakdais: guess he is the ubergruppenfuhrer now
 Scoo: His original signal in Panel 2 would have hailed Satan
 Janston: That's no a curb that's a tempest vector!
 Poop van Pants: @noble naga would that make it Uberuber?
 noble naga: german economy so bad even hitler working an uber job
 dobbiesdoogs: "yo hitler do you even lyft?...i guess so"
Image 83850   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Sprinkles
Image 83849 is unbelievably bad (score -2) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Catcat. Boo, Catcat.
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