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243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.


243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers


243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

243542  Springbok: Too many churros

243543  Side Boob: This is fake news. Theres no money flying into his wallet. Everything else is spot on :P

243534  Bagels: the kitty is watching and sees all

243537  jochenau: That's like...8,000 dicks.

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243341 Mad Collager: Log is self-conscious about its weight. See? It won't even step on the scale.

243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 Otterman: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
 Frank herbert: you must, karate chop her butthole. that is why I'm wise , no?
 charlemagne: it only listens to bands you've never heard of
 grizzly: Wise looking monkey.
Image 83729   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 withak: She loves that dog so much holy shit
 hnnngh: @Jesus As someone who actually adores the elderly to the point of having volunteered in nursing homes, this makes me sad :-(
 hnnngh: Lady, you're doing me a squeeze.
 Trumpysucks: Raded for this lady probably having the best day in a long time.
 Frank herbert: only one of you shall live to see tomorrow
 CastleBravo: Goddamnit Spaceship. This is not the feels I wanted to see first thing. :-(
 Jesus: unlike grandkids, dog loves being embraced
Image 83728   02-15-16   Uploaded by    titular role
 Bitcoin Burglar: i wish
 carpwoman: Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats!
 Lemonator: Definitely would
 WaffleIron: Gato Bessos!
 Frank herbert: scissoring?
 hnnngh: Now kiss.
 Knice: Boop!
 james: good life hack...
Image 83727   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
 Warrax: Rad... but if someone could shop a stormtrooper riding on its back...
 Warezlock: By far the most dangerous animal in Africa (outside of homo sapiens)
 King Polly: Long focal length really comes handy sometimes.
 Mr. Whiskers: @zazzer While still attached to the rhino, the horn seems effective against constipation
 Frank herbert: if you see this. do not take picture
 Anus: Hover-Rhinos scare the shit out of me. Fuck this brave new world!
 Magma Safe: Too bad these majestic creatures are native to a region not known for an abundance of fucks to give.
 crudites: Pants filled
 RimLickinGood: @Mr. Whiskers Still the rhinoceros. Y'know, because in Beijing its horn will give you a nachos.
 Jesus: sweaty
 Mr. Whiskers: Who's endangered now?
 chefcore: Angry Angry Rhino
 VoR: Grease up two rhinos. paint the numbers 1 and 3 on them, oh shoot, it's coming this way...
 fumbduck: Bae impaled me like
Image 83726   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
 charlemagne: 'yeah I plugged it in, you know when it's on when the tail starts wagging'
 Jesus: dog is chill as fuck
 silver: Dog Dad
Image 83725   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
 NoRagrets: She just got karate chopped in the butthole.
 Amy Housewine: That#s a device for stealing food from the next table over.
 Anus: Yodeling food selfies? That's it. Time to release the virus.
 Frank herbert: @Jesus that might be why she's so shocked
 Jesus: for a sec it looked like she was eating brain
Image 83724   02-15-16   Uploaded by    windows96
 thratchen: my significant otter and me
 a robot: @Jesus February 15th is Discount Candy Day
 Knice: I care for you deeply, but an otter woman has my heart.
 Frank herbert: ypu otter be my valentine
 hnnngh: I love you too, otter.
 Jesus: a day late :(
Image 83723   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Brain
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 KnowLifer: You forgot to add extra text! How can we now this is the best clown image macro by pepito500?
 Donut: "But Doctor," the clown said with tears in his eyes, "I AM Paggliachi".
 Picklepuss: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
 grizzly: Smoked too much weed.
Image 83722   02-15-16   Uploaded by    botch
 your nana: back in my day, musicians made music
 WaffleIron: ...I think one of these pictures has a guy in it.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Nailed it.
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 watwatwat: Why do you have a shotgun. It looks like an afterthought to include it. Or, more likely, the director is another gun fetishist and between wringing his cum-sticky hands had to make sure to get that in the photo.
 Knice: Where did ger feet go?
 Frank herbert: where are your heels. fail
 betamax: You forgot to put some smaller balloons in the front too.
 KnowLifer: Since when is this more atractive than this?
Image 83721   02-15-16   Uploaded by    fracking
 carpwoman: This is flipping awesome.
 your nana: HAHAHAHAHA! no can has cheezburger!
 GiveMePlus: No, that's where the waves erased the footprints.
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