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228519  Teechur: Cats can keep their cardboard boxes.

228507  Teechur: @Zukero @Scoo You sure that's not a Banana Jr 6000?

228190  UltraBeverly: @Felicity So I was supposed to get the lechon for my sobrina's quinceanera, but the carniceria was closed by the time I had had a few drinks and maybe a quickie in the bar bathroom, so when I was driving home and I passed a hog farm... Well, one thing led to another and THIS happened. In the 1950's.

228516  TurkeyVulture: This beautiful people grabs back.

228470  a robot: All grown up: #228489

228489  a robot: Early days: #228470

228509  Dresdenkeogh: *devours pig in pitch-black room*

228474  a robot: Someone just out of frame is definitely making frantic waving motions that mean "let the mean man win"

228509  Teechur: @Science And the letter W from a Wilson tennis racket.

228480  a robot: God damn it, people

228515  Teechur: Platypi

228516  Teechur: Me and MY army, that's who!

228485  a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228459  Yurishiro: @fanny Brag!

228482  Teechur: @Otterman Okay...."I would like more information."

228459  Spazstatic: @fanny it's dying? I thought it just got homework assigned!

228495  a sedated moose: Is this the living painting thing from Arrested Development?

228516  Yurishiro: "No fucking way."

228483  Teechur: That last one should be Area 420, amirite?

228485  Teechur: ....bath, and beyond because you can get great deals there!

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228347 dangerkeith3000: This is a cute picture but the next one is the money shot.

228373 Zukero: Walked on a paper shredder?

228374 apoxia: White meat only.

228339 kornisjon: Would it be fine if I read a magazine instead?

228490 Ulillillia: @Prostata I Googled it, they look tasty

228485 a robot: Yeah but hearing most of these from a coworker would probably be just as creepy as a "you have an amazing figure" comment or whatever

228312 piranharama: Yeah, Im down. Kill me, Pete

228446 Coach Teacher: Mafucka, you ain't even seen that real shit yet.

228321 androbot: me too @Yurishiro

228351 Yurishiro: That toad costume is very mice.



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Score:
672
 
 Otterman: I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees
 Frank herbert: you must, karate chop her butthole. that is why I'm wise , no?
 charlemagne: it only listens to bands you've never heard of
 grizzly: Wise looking monkey.
Image 83729   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
1019
 
 withak: She loves that dog so much holy shit
 hnnngh: @Jesus As someone who actually adores the elderly to the point of having volunteered in nursing homes, this makes me sad :-(
 hnnngh: Lady, you're doing me a squeeze.
 Trumpysucks: Raded for this lady probably having the best day in a long time.
 Frank herbert: only one of you shall live to see tomorrow
 CastleBravo: Goddamnit Spaceship. This is not the feels I wanted to see first thing. :-(
 Jesus: unlike grandkids, dog loves being embraced
Image 83728   02-15-16   Uploaded by    titular role
Score:
521
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: i wish
 carpwoman: Cats! Cats! Cats! Cats!
 Lemonator: Definitely would
 WaffleIron: Gato Bessos!
 Frank herbert: scissoring?
 hnnngh: Now kiss.
 Knice: Boop!
 james: good life hack...
Image 83727   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Catcat
Score:
730
 
 Warrax: Rad... but if someone could shop a stormtrooper riding on its back...
 Warezlock: By far the most dangerous animal in Africa (outside of homo sapiens)
 King Polly: Long focal length really comes handy sometimes.
 Mr. Whiskers: @zazzer While still attached to the rhino, the horn seems effective against constipation
 Frank herbert: if you see this. do not take picture
 Anus: Hover-Rhinos scare the shit out of me. Fuck this brave new world!
 Magma Safe: Too bad these majestic creatures are native to a region not known for an abundance of fucks to give.
 crudites: Pants filled
 RimLickinGood: @Mr. Whiskers Still the rhinoceros. Y'know, because in Beijing its horn will give you a nachos.
 Jesus: sweaty
 Mr. Whiskers: Who's endangered now?
 chefcore: Angry Angry Rhino
 VoR: Grease up two rhinos. paint the numbers 1 and 3 on them, oh shoot, it's coming this way...
 fumbduck: Bae impaled me like
Image 83726   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Johnny
Score:
574
 
 charlemagne: 'yeah I plugged it in, you know when it's on when the tail starts wagging'
 Jesus: dog is chill as fuck
 silver: Dog Dad
Image 83725   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Skinr
Score:
243
 
 NoRagrets: She just got karate chopped in the butthole.
 Amy Housewine: That#s a device for stealing food from the next table over.
 Anus: Yodeling food selfies? That's it. Time to release the virus.
 Frank herbert: @Jesus that might be why she's so shocked
 Jesus: for a sec it looked like she was eating brain
Image 83724   02-15-16   Uploaded by    windows96
Score:
572
 
 thratchen: my significant otter and me
 a robot: @Jesus February 15th is Discount Candy Day
 Anus: Pushing the boundaries of urinal puck design
 Knice: I care for you deeply, but an otter woman has my heart.
 Frank herbert: ypu otter be my valentine
 hnnngh: I love you too, otter.
 Jesus: a day late :(
Image 83723   02-15-16   Uploaded by    Brain
Score:
226
 
 hajjpodge: Water, fire, air and dirt. Fucking magnets, how do they work?
 KnowLifer: You forgot to add extra text! How can we now this is the best clown image macro by pepito500?
 Donut: "But Doctor," the clown said with tears in his eyes, "I AM Paggliachi".
 Picklepuss: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
 grizzly: Smoked too much weed.
Image 83722   02-15-16   Uploaded by    botch
Score:
651
 
 your nana: back in my day, musicians made music
 WaffleIron: ...I think one of these pictures has a guy in it.
 Mr. Yawn McBoring: Nailed it.
 Anus: I want em real thick and juicy, so find that juicy double. DonkeyPuncher's in trouble, begging for a piece of that bubble
 watwatwat: Why do you have a shotgun. It looks like an afterthought to include it. Or, more likely, the director is another gun fetishist and between wringing his cum-sticky hands had to make sure to get that in the photo.
 Knice: Where did ger feet go?
 Frank herbert: where are your heels. fail
 betamax: You forgot to put some smaller balloons in the front too.
 KnowLifer: Since when is this more atractive than this?
Image 83721   02-15-16   Uploaded by    fracking
Score:
611
 
 carpwoman: This is flipping awesome.
 your nana: HAHAHAHAHA! no can has cheezburger!
 GiveMePlus: No, that's where the waves erased the footprints.
Image 83720   02-15-16   Uploaded by    rustedpeace
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