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262800  ignatz: *sigh* recycled trees

120649  Mr. Angry: just for a second i thought one of the geese was standing on the other one.

262792  Mexico: And I thought the anticipation would kill me!

120536  Mr. Angry: "...Ms. Frizzle, are we going to learn anything about fast food today? Ms. Frizzle?..."

262784  VoR: It's OK. I suited up earlier.

262799  mission2mars: Wooo Morgantown

262780  Off Topic: @Rocktor Dockward I know your secret.

262782  Whatever: Voldemort and his grandnephew Donnie Trump in the days of yore

262785  Whatever: Where lurks the Lorax?

262776  Not A Bot: That kid must have a huge cock to land a fly honey with an ass like dat!

262785  sparename: Mr Mimoggy

262786  sparename: This clownfish looks funny

262631  Porm Munties: me also @Air Biscuit

262773  Robespierre: Is that glitter? Please, tell me that's not glitter.

262795  Peter Pantsless: I can see your pepperoni!

262782  Robespierre: Older than the WebNets, this image is.

262785  CaptainCatbreath: I want to be told that it knows Kung Fu.

262744  Robespierre: @Science Well, THAT's rather irresponsible of them. Of course, "they" will never have to live with the consequences ... more than sorta like ignoring global warming.

262782  raditzu: @Dr Awkward ummm, baby? i thought it was her/his meal...

262762  Science: @Dr Awkward: It's only about ejaculation if you understand the Internet. You mom and her friend are completely innocent and, therefore, safe.

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262642 Teechur: Leiningen couldn't destroy them with intelligence. You're not going to destroy them with stupidity.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262469 Solemn: This man is more face-punch worthy than Martin Shkreli, and that's saying a *lot*.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

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 StuporFly: And the 'sad' button is where?
 sumodrsn: She looks pretty angry.
 Borkf: His fedora tried to escape onto the wall.
 redmonkey3: @Bile@Drazil@Agamemnon Triforce@Warrax @White Rice Image is why I like AG; comments are why I treasure AG...
 hnnngh: @Warrax Oh my god, thank god. That's how I feel about so many people online. I love Lord of the Rings but I talk about other shit and don't write erotica about myself and convince myself I'm a hobbit and photoshop myself into pictures of the Fellowship.
 HermwoodLitmajor: This sword Clean, this sword Juicey
 Bile: I'm not gay but if i liked something gay and someone said "that's gay" i might just go "yeah it's pretty gay". It's like saying lame, it's not literally a crippled person
 Drazil: being a brony is not an issue, like what ever it is you like. it is the loss of the concept of reality that is the issue here.
 tomatosaws: Stop it you are doing me a frighten for the future of the world
 NoRagrets: Yep. This picture sums up bronies quite nicely.
 Warezlock: This sort of thing isn't for everypony.
 Agamemnon Triforce: You may have the body of an...ummm...overweight child. Let's face it, you're an adult with childish tastes. You may have a sword but what really makes me sad is that you're allowed to vote. And join the military. And...goddammit this is so sad.
 Scoo: Is this like tea party, but for nerds? My Little Pony instead of "the Constitution"?
 Coolguy: 11:24 am is too early for this kind of nonsense
 Warrax: Have you considered liking a thing without building an identity around that thing? It's fun not being stuck with a corporate IP as part of your self-image.
 Mominous: This just kind of makes me sad
 Rembo Rompus: So you're saying gay people can't be in the military or own katanas?
 Nope: Also this is like the first cellphone screenshot ive seen with a full battery.
 Sadbot: From what I understand, mixing violence with MLP is missing the point by miles.
 Knice: I don't care. I'll laugh at you, but I don't care. Go nuts with it, dude.
 White Rice: So, ITG-syndrome aside, what is up with all the people trying to defend their right to watch/create/enjoy/somehow consume something that's all about tolerance & such, then go on to effectively say "I'll kill you for having an opinion". We get it, you're passionate about a cartoon. That's fine. Don't murder people who think being passionate about a cartoon is odd. Murder bad.
 Donger: You're late bro. Like some goddamn 4 years.
 Nope: Accurate username
Image 83597   02-14-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 a robot: The fish jumped into the boat and all you gotta do is whack it with the oar!
 Clim Tinties: I think I see the Problem Harold!
 doop: Life on the Glitch River
 KingTrebek: The gar is noted for it's innate ability to perform advanced dentistry
 Coolguy: Get in my mouth fishy!
 Warrax: Look before you leap.
 CastleBravo: And this is why hover-eels are extinct.
Image 83596   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Fred
 Cami: I don't think I've ever had beer in the fridge long enough for that to happen.
 Cami: Noooooo!
 Anus: Good way to pace your drinking.
 rinaldi1337: your beard wont save your craft beer now hipser
 Coolguy: Just thaw out in a big bucket and drink. This is not the beer you need, but the beer you deserve
 Warrax: This is okay. We can work around this.
 BlarfyB: The littlest Ice Age.
 Scoo: That's a shame
 ashton: hmmmmmm
Image 83595   02-14-16   Uploaded by    brutal
 LogicKitty: For fuck's sake Barry, just eat the damn thing already. I'm tired of listening to it
 Lousy AI: "Hey, hey, cheer up kid! It'll wear off in, like, 15-20 minutes tops."
 rinaldi1337: this is why you shouldnt have an emotional bond with your food vegan
 vape station: ummmm
Image 83594   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
Image 83593 is unbelievably bad (score -8) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Mexico. You have brought shame on us, Mexico.
 a robot: @Scoo There's one at like 4th and Terry that's dressed like Ben Franklin, always liked that one (at least I HOPE it's still there, I haven't been by there for awhile). There's a really cool one on top of the Lefthound Tasting Room on Boston Ave. There were like a few dozen I think at one point but not many are left for whatever reason
 Scoo: @a robot cool, I live in Longmont; not from here but it's a nice town! The only other two of these I know of are downtown at 5th and Main and at the Flower Bin. I'll have to try to find the others!
 a robot: HOLY FUCKING SHIT This is in my hometown, Longmont Colorado!!!! They had a whole bunch of these geese that local artists painted. This is a good one. I love you for this @Scoo, stick around
Image 83592   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 CrustyDusty: Squirrels in your pants for gambling purposes is illegal in Springfield.
 AdamBomb286: I use Linux.
 Frank herbert: shame on him standing next to the other guy
 redmercer: Service Dogs do a variety of jobs ! this is a public message
 Warezlock: Again with the broken brain.
 a robot: This is very tame by Joan Cornella standards
Image 83591   02-14-16   Uploaded by    zip file
 Wet farts: Peter Pot. Take that however you want.
 Mitchell: Wow, 25 cents for a movie!
 CuriouSir: obviously a fake, thats a pot.
 Lousy AI: Green Lantern's going through a weird phase.
 generic: Its whats for supper
 Warrax: This is truth in advertising.
 Wumph Morms: DAD? WTF!
 Gomi Day: i see what you did there.
 KingTrebek: He probably makes more money than the nudie movie in the background
 Picklepuss: I do not want his peanut butter
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh John C. Reilley, you slay me
Image 83590   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 redmonkey3: Good one... check out "Weapon Brown" for great take on CB & all the gang in post apocalyptic comic universe... Great Stuff! imho/ymmv, etc.
 AdamBomb286: That man has walked down a lot of roads.
 Frank herbert: wow. so old. peanuts been around forever
 artfulcodger: Lucy says you have a small penis
 lavender: Who the hell is Bob Dylan?
 parrotsnest: To save everyone a lot of Googling, Bob Dylan is now 74.
 White Rice: Don't trust anyone over 30.
Image 83589   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Not Sam: Never judge a book by its color. Wrong, you two are stupid.
 Cami: I saw your friend in another post.
 Aspirin: Duh, my forehead is a bagel, and his is bagel bites.
 doop: And here we see examples of bactrian and dromedary punks. They store grain alcohol in their humps to help them survive the journey to and from the concert venues.
 magicmormon: Will the real Mr. Potatoe head stand up ?
 a robot: But....why?
 Knice: My Mom used to say that there's a lid for every pot, no matter how dented. I'm glad these two have found each other.
 dobbiesdoogs: wow the doughnut thief was craftier than i thought #83448
Image 83588   02-14-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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