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233195  kornisjon: Morbid sense of humour detected, which is rad!

233149  piratepom: Rad for this @Captain Marsupial!

233203  ignatz: #140975

233219  Derp Herpigan: BAD for Alexisyd.

233217  Peter Pantsless: "Aren't you going to frisk me?" "Sir, you're not under arrest." "...can you do it anyway?"

233217  GoGo Robotto: Police Stripper Squad

233212  kornisjon: If that's for one brownie, I do expect them to be 4:20 related.

233175  trelyate: just because you can doesn't mean you should

233217  Ulillillia: Eins, zwei,

233179  trelyate: this isn't Narnia...

233181  Ulillillia: We miss you in the Senate, doggo

233203  NoRagrets: Apparently Im too colorblind to read this.

233203  Dr Awkward: So, like, copulate with someone with color vision deficiency?

233185  Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233187  Ulillillia: 'Cause you're beautiful, like no other

233194  Ulillillia: Love, I get so lost, sometimes

233189  trelyate: when your press operator has a sense of humor

233213  Ulillillia: Consuela's phone

233205  trelyate: go back to your homeworld already

233207  trelyate: the hair is spot on

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233022 glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233067 ping: @copunter Not a position I would want or be any good at. Am very content standing on the shore, throwing pebbles in, and watching the ripples spread. Thanks, though.

233068 Mr. Shine: @Teechur Version 2: Famous actor Henry Fonda was having health problems, so he went to his doctor, who diagnosed him with dilated cardiomyopathy, that is, an enlarged heart, when the chambers become too weak to properly pump blood. After questioning him about his habits, upon finding out Mr. Fonda enjoyed drinking absinthe in the evenings after dinner, the doctor angrily demanded he stop immediately. When the great actor asked why that mattered, the doctor looked at him and said "EVERBODY knows, absinthe makes the heart grow, Fonda."

233103 Peter Pantsless: That was quick! Thanks again everybody. PURPLE POWERS ACTIVATE…

233032 zrj235: i invented one recently called KUNG FU KITCHEN. 523 bonus points if you can guess how to play.

233185 Ulillillia: And that's why BILL hasn't been around.

233157 Scoo: @Felicity Appears to just be a broken alias to ResEdit; it's not rocking the awesome Mac-in-the-Box icon

233056 Robespierre: @Mr. Whiskers As an erstwhile Singapore resident I can attest that this is true.

233055 Mr Bleak: Boaty McBoat ... waddya mean, it's been done?

233072 sparename: Mannequinned Mission to Mars

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 5. HatStand: 3568 points
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11. Annoying Vegan : 2105 points
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13. Bagels: 2013 points
14. fanny: 1917 points
15. frankie: 1910 points
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 StuporFly: And the 'sad' button is where?
 sumodrsn: She looks pretty angry.
 Borkf: His fedora tried to escape onto the wall.
 redmonkey3: @Bile@Drazil@Agamemnon Triforce@Warrax @White Rice Image is why I like AG; comments are why I treasure AG...
 hnnngh: @Warrax Oh my god, thank god. That's how I feel about so many people online. I love Lord of the Rings but I talk about other shit and don't write erotica about myself and convince myself I'm a hobbit and photoshop myself into pictures of the Fellowship.
 HermwoodLitmajor: This sword Clean, this sword Juicey
 Bile: I'm not gay but if i liked something gay and someone said "that's gay" i might just go "yeah it's pretty gay". It's like saying lame, it's not literally a crippled person
 Drazil: being a brony is not an issue, like what ever it is you like. it is the loss of the concept of reality that is the issue here.
 tomatosaws: Stop it you are doing me a frighten for the future of the world
 NoRagrets: Yep. This picture sums up bronies quite nicely.
 Warezlock: This sort of thing isn't for everypony.
 Agamemnon Triforce: You may have the body of an...ummm...overweight child. Let's face it, you're an adult with childish tastes. You may have a sword but what really makes me sad is that you're allowed to vote. And join the military. And...goddammit this is so sad.
 Scoo: Is this like tea party, but for nerds? My Little Pony instead of "the Constitution"?
 Coolguy: 11:24 am is too early for this kind of nonsense
 Warrax: Have you considered liking a thing without building an identity around that thing? It's fun not being stuck with a corporate IP as part of your self-image.
 Mominous: This just kind of makes me sad
 Rembo Rompus: So you're saying gay people can't be in the military or own katanas?
 Nope: Also this is like the first cellphone screenshot ive seen with a full battery.
 Sadbot: From what I understand, mixing violence with MLP is missing the point by miles.
 Knice: I don't care. I'll laugh at you, but I don't care. Go nuts with it, dude.
 White Rice: So, ITG-syndrome aside, what is up with all the people trying to defend their right to watch/create/enjoy/somehow consume something that's all about tolerance & such, then go on to effectively say "I'll kill you for having an opinion". We get it, you're passionate about a cartoon. That's fine. Don't murder people who think being passionate about a cartoon is odd. Murder bad.
 Donger: You're late bro. Like some goddamn 4 years.
 Nope: Accurate username
Image 83597   02-14-16   Uploaded by    watwatwat
 a robot: The fish jumped into the boat and all you gotta do is whack it with the oar!
 Clim Tinties: I think I see the Problem Harold!
 doop: Life on the Glitch River
 KingTrebek: The gar is noted for it's innate ability to perform advanced dentistry
 Coolguy: Get in my mouth fishy!
 Warrax: Look before you leap.
 CastleBravo: And this is why hover-eels are extinct.
Image 83596   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Fred
 Cami: I don't think I've ever had beer in the fridge long enough for that to happen.
 Cami: Noooooo!
 Anus: Good way to pace your drinking.
 rinaldi1337: your beard wont save your craft beer now hipser
 Coolguy: Just thaw out in a big bucket and drink. This is not the beer you need, but the beer you deserve
 Warrax: This is okay. We can work around this.
 BlarfyB: The littlest Ice Age.
 Scoo: That's a shame
 ashton: hmmmmmm
Image 83595   02-14-16   Uploaded by    brutal
 LogicKitty: For fuck's sake Barry, just eat the damn thing already. I'm tired of listening to it
 Lousy AI: "Hey, hey, cheer up kid! It'll wear off in, like, 15-20 minutes tops."
 rinaldi1337: this is why you shouldnt have an emotional bond with your food vegan
 vape station: ummmm
Image 83594   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Blimpet
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It was uploaded by Mexico. We'll pray for you, Mexico.
 a robot: @Scoo There's one at like 4th and Terry that's dressed like Ben Franklin, always liked that one (at least I HOPE it's still there, I haven't been by there for awhile). There's a really cool one on top of the Lefthound Tasting Room on Boston Ave. There were like a few dozen I think at one point but not many are left for whatever reason
 Scoo: @a robot cool, I live in Longmont; not from here but it's a nice town! The only other two of these I know of are downtown at 5th and Main and at the Flower Bin. I'll have to try to find the others!
 a robot: HOLY FUCKING SHIT This is in my hometown, Longmont Colorado!!!! They had a whole bunch of these geese that local artists painted. This is a good one. I love you for this @Scoo, stick around
Image 83592   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
 CrustyDusty: Squirrels in your pants for gambling purposes is illegal in Springfield.
 AdamBomb286: I use Linux.
 Frank herbert: shame on him standing next to the other guy
 redmercer: Service Dogs do a variety of jobs ! this is a public message
 Anus: Only freaks go for the adjacent urinal unless there are no other options
 Warezlock: Again with the broken brain.
 a robot: This is very tame by Joan Cornella standards
Image 83591   02-14-16   Uploaded by    zip file
 Wet farts: Peter Pot. Take that however you want.
 Mitchell: Wow, 25 cents for a movie!
 CuriouSir: obviously a fake, thats a pot.
 Lousy AI: Green Lantern's going through a weird phase.
 generic: Its whats for supper
 Warrax: This is truth in advertising.
 carpwoman: DAD? WTF!
 Gomi Day: i see what you did there.
 KingTrebek: He probably makes more money than the nudie movie in the background
 Picklepuss: I do not want his peanut butter
 Mr. Whiskers: Oh John C. Reilley, you slay me
Image 83590   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mr. Butt
 redmonkey3: Good one... check out "Weapon Brown" for great take on CB & all the gang in post apocalyptic comic universe... Great Stuff! imho/ymmv, etc.
 AdamBomb286: That man has walked down a lot of roads.
 Frank herbert: wow. so old. peanuts been around forever
 artfulcodger: Lucy says you have a small penis
 lavender: Who the hell is Bob Dylan?
 Ulillillia: To save everyone a lot of Googling, Bob Dylan is now 74.
 White Rice: Don't trust anyone over 30.
Image 83589   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Tiny Butt
 Not Sam: Never judge a book by its color. Wrong, you two are stupid.
 Cami: I saw your friend in another post.
 Aspirin: Duh, my forehead is a bagel, and his is bagel bites.
 doop: And here we see examples of bactrian and dromedary punks. They store grain alcohol in their humps to help them survive the journey to and from the concert venues.
 magicmormon: Will the real Mr. Potatoe head stand up ?
 a robot: But....why?
 Knice: My Mom used to say that there's a lid for every pot, no matter how dented. I'm glad these two have found each other.
 dobbiesdoogs: wow the doughnut thief was craftier than i thought #83448
Image 83588   02-14-16   Uploaded by    CoffeeAndCigs
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