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228269  dangerkeith3000: You can really tell her giving birth in the front seat was painful.

228210  Yurishiro: The finest human beings.

228270  dangerkeith3000: Eric Andre DeVito

228274  dangerkeith3000: David Duchovny is the one on the left.

228275  dangerkeith3000: Why is everything capitalized except 'shit'? Be consistent!

228276  dangerkeith3000: The Eggos sell it.

228226  Yurishiro: come back here right eye

228238  Yurishiro: Yup, that's your average Italian guys.

228239  Yurishiro: We probably aren't even alive now.

228243  Yurishiro: Ta-da-buuurp!

228244  Yurishiro: Fucking hell?!

228276  jochenau: That's a pretty good Eleven costume imo.

228246  Yurishiro: Then tell me WTF are you saying dude and stop wasting my time.

228247  Yurishiro: KFShinji

228248  Yurishiro: @Aufziehvogel why

228249  Yurishiro: They clicked on the left arrow and now on the left bed stuff is about to get down

228251  Yurishiro: Come on fred, don't play with yourself through the pocket jeez, it's a family photo.

228253  Yurishiro: I like how he enjoys admiring his own sign.

228255  Yurishiro: That's exactly the face I make when I see some guy approaching my girl in the disco.

228257  Yurishiro: that's not how you huff and puff

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228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228145 MyPasswordAintPassword: Dying @VeeKay

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228218 glenalec: Bunion shrouds.

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228190 Aufziehvogel: I really want to know the story behind this

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.



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Score:
456
 
 hosehorse: Lets see if they can find the ones Ive hidden
 Blitheryn: Tinfoil cat.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: We need more conspiracy cat posts
 Lousy AI: WHAT IS THEIR END GAME? IS IT PURELY ANALYTICAL? SEXUAL? ... CULINARY? I SHUDDER TO IMAGINE WHAT ALIEN MOTIVATIONS FUEL MY CAPTORS. I TAKE PAUSE ONLY TO LICK MY ASSHOLE CLEAN.
 Robespierre: Argh! Fucking "refresh"!
 Robespierre: Just the dog, grabbing a snack
Image 83558   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
305
 
 redmonkey3: Save The Children! ... redeem them for valuable prizes...
 redmonkey3: Save The Children! ... redeem them for valuable prizes...
 fuck off: good shit, man...
 doop: "Doobie Ashtray" playing in the background
 Chinese Buffet: I saw daddy smokin this yesterday
 John Singapore: "Yeah man, it's like, you know, an in-between thing."
 Mominous: This is how Carol gets them to "look at the flowers"
 Lousy AI: This week on BABY REHAB!
 Scoo: We get it, you smoke weeds
Image 83557   02-14-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
495
 
 Frank herbert: he moved fast into that marriage too
 Callahan: The short version "Talladega Nights"
 a robot: Those human-hedgehog hybrid children are terrifying
 John Singapore: I dislike Sonic so much that I feel sorry for myself for not feeling anything for him killing his family.
 Jesus: don't marry hedgehogs, ladies. stick to humans
 Lousy AI: DIRECTED BY WERNER HERZOG. P.S. THE RINGS REPRESENT MAN'S COSMIC IMPOTENCE
Image 83556   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 83555 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Scoo. We'll pray for you, Scoo.
Score:
389
 
 Unicorn: Damnit Bobby !
 Cami: Those that doubt Hank get what they deserve.
 bbbrandon: i want to read the fanfiction of this
 Lousy AI: "And as your..." he looked down, glad to see the placard was still smartly facing him. "As your PRINC-I-PAL, I am very upset!"
 dobbiesdoogs: even the propane salesman gets in trouble
 hajjpodge: Now I want to die, too.
Image 83554   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
338
 
 Lorm Bembo: had a few drinks last night, mate ?
 franktank: I thought It said it was Microwaveable
 a robot: My idiot moron housemate did this once and one of the burners is still unusable
 Lousy AI: "Welp" he finally emitted "I've run out of ideas."
 Coolguy: Good try grandma
Image 83553   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
494
 
 nyanyanyan: I'd look for the velociraptor but I'm too sleepy suddenly
 Surprising: Holy Crap, That pea I ate just met the carrot stick from yesterday!
 reagan: Today's reward from Dr. Obvious goes to @chefcore
 l0dan: What, you mean the blurry thing in the background behind the tree, and all blended in the greenery? No I didn't see it, but thanks for spotting it out for me Feminism.
 Mr. Shine: @chefcore The velociraptor gave it away, right?
 John Singapore: I'd vote rad if more like this was uploaded as a result. But NOOOO mr Purple Button!
 Borkf: Clever girl.
 Scoo: I'm not ashamed to admit I voted Rad because I like boobs
 chefcore: HOLY CRAP that's photophopped
 Picklepuss: this is how a Christie Sims book starts
 Jesus: man, those are just unreasonable
 Frank herbert: go for the jugs...err... jugular!
 Amy Housewine: @JackSkellington All of her is going to be ripped when the dino attacks..
 Mr. Shine: Where?! I don't see them. I mean IT.
 JackSkellington: My god, her shoulders must be freaking ripped.
 Coolguy: Looks like someone is about to get eaten
Image 83552   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
408
 
 aristocat: Blow up dolls suck
 John Singapore: They're real soft. You can caress them, you know.
 digabigpig: Hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior...SWAT
 CoffeeAndCigs: dumb but funny
 ninetailorochimaru: Honey, I'm home!
 Picklepuss: excuse me sir may we borrow a jar of honey
 Amy Housewine: There's a buzzer on the buzzer.
 Coolguy: @Jesus I just cover my entire door in bees
 Jesus: I do this whenever I don't want people to interrupt me while I'm at home having dinner. It doesn't work though, they just knock instead
 Knice: "HHHRRRRRNNNNPPHH!" *ding*
Image 83551   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
839
 
 sylveon: Go ahead, Jump in asshole
 CuriouSir: I love this pic, every time I see it.
 Bro Bro: Hungary could wail on you and you'll still be eaten minutes after.
 Scoo: C-C-C-C-CETACEAN BREAKER!
 Poop van Pants: @Amy Housewine "You could eat minute and still whale on Hungry " ???
 Amy Housewine: There's got to be one to be had from using 'minute' in the 'small' sense, but I can't tease it out.
 grace: No don't stop keep going
Image 83550   02-14-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
391
 
 titular role: Green Lantern, your lame ass weakness is the fucken color yellow.
 Clintodon: Batman's been studying the Joker too long...
Image 83549   02-14-16   Uploaded by    redmercer
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