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272931  wolfpk: Must have had some of the pot before making the brownies.

272944  funy speling: Wait? Who's a good boy?!? I NEED TO KNOW!

272944  trees: I have the same look when I relalize it's my birthday

272944  togboat: Is this a trick? This is a trick. What's the trick? Why are you tricking me!?

272943  Remp Wulgus: The a-paw-colypse is coming!

272617  Mr Bleak: Switcherino of stupidity.

272618  Mr Bleak: All those in favour of Tuna for breakfast, raise a paw.

272905  Fiveninety: ok but i would like to note that warning labels don't exist to protect stupid people from themselves. they're to protect companies and property owners from stupid people, their lawyers and their frivolous lawsuits

272931  Commodore 64: Bad pun fly, eat shit.

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272933  Passive: "Early cloning techniques were crude, but we got results"

272930  Passive: "So, uhhhh you gonna finish that vomit?"

272929  Passive: "Ask me how much I saved with State Farm"

272915  addend: What?

272920  addend: Meanwhile, in a higher income bracket, "Command+C, Command+V".

272678  Passive: "Looks like mew need a catalytic converter, also I know you just closed the hood but I need to get back in there."

272925  addend: zzZ.

272926  addend: Zzz (but much taller).

272927  addend: Zzz.

272681  Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

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272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272681 Passive: "So, how would you describe the intersex experience?"

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272892 UltraBeverly: @grizzly its $2.09/hr for waiters in Ohio, but $10.50 (min wage) in Los Angeles. Very confusing.

272639 Sadbot: Throw a hardcover at somebody's head

272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).



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Score:
456
 
 hosehorse: Lets see if they can find the ones Ive hidden
 Blitheryn: Tinfoil cat.
 Crispy Liquid Taquito: We need more conspiracy cat posts
 Lousy AI: WHAT IS THEIR END GAME? IS IT PURELY ANALYTICAL? SEXUAL? ... CULINARY? I SHUDDER TO IMAGINE WHAT ALIEN MOTIVATIONS FUEL MY CAPTORS. I TAKE PAUSE ONLY TO LICK MY ASSHOLE CLEAN.
 Back Door Dan: Argh! Fucking "refresh"!
 macrocosm: Just the dog, grabbing a snack
Image 83558   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Scoo
Score:
305
 
 redmonkey3: Save The Children! ... redeem them for valuable prizes...
 redmonkey3: Save The Children! ... redeem them for valuable prizes...
 fuck off: good shit, man...
 doop: "Doobie Ashtray" playing in the background
 Chinese Buffet: I saw daddy smokin this yesterday
 John Singapore: "Yeah man, it's like, you know, an in-between thing."
 Mominous: This is how Carol gets them to "look at the flowers"
 Lousy AI: This week on BABY REHAB!
 Pickle Dick: We get it, you smoke weeds
Image 83557   02-14-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
Score:
523
 
 Frank herbert: he moved fast into that marriage too
 Callahan: The short version "Talladega Nights"
 a robot: Those human-hedgehog hybrid children are terrifying
 John Singapore: I dislike Sonic so much that I feel sorry for myself for not feeling anything for him killing his family.
 Jesus: don't marry hedgehogs, ladies. stick to humans
 Lousy AI: DIRECTED BY WERNER HERZOG. P.S. THE RINGS REPRESENT MAN'S COSMIC IMPOTENCE
Image 83556   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Image 83555 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Scoo. Your image was bad, Scoo.
Score:
389
 
 Unicorn: Damnit Bobby !
 Cami: Those that doubt Hank get what they deserve.
 bbbrandon: i want to read the fanfiction of this
 Lousy AI: "And as your..." he looked down, glad to see the placard was still smartly facing him. "As your PRINC-I-PAL, I am very upset!"
 dobbiesdoogs: even the propane salesman gets in trouble
 hajjpodge: Now I want to die, too.
Image 83554   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
338
 
 Lorm Bembo: had a few drinks last night, mate ?
 franktank: I thought It said it was Microwaveable
 a robot: My idiot moron housemate did this once and one of the burners is still unusable
 Lousy AI: "Welp" he finally emitted "I've run out of ideas."
 Coolguy: Good try grandma
Image 83553   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
494
 
 nyanyanyan: I'd look for the velociraptor but I'm too sleepy suddenly
 Surprising: Holy Crap, That pea I ate just met the carrot stick from yesterday!
 reagan: Today's reward from Dr. Obvious goes to @chefcore
 l0dan: What, you mean the blurry thing in the background behind the tree, and all blended in the greenery? No I didn't see it, but thanks for spotting it out for me Feminism.
 wolfskin: @chefcore The velociraptor gave it away, right?
 John Singapore: I'd vote rad if more like this was uploaded as a result. But NOOOO mr Purple Button!
 Borkf: Clever girl.
 boozer: I'm not ashamed to admit I voted Rad because I like boobs
 chefcore: HOLY CRAP that's photophopped
 Picklepuss: this is how a Christie Sims book starts
 Jesus: man, those are just unreasonable
 Frank herbert: go for the jugs...err... jugular!
 Amy Housewine: @JackSkellington All of her is going to be ripped when the dino attacks..
 runny999: Where?! I don't see them. I mean IT.
 JackSkellington: My god, her shoulders must be freaking ripped.
 Coolguy: Looks like someone is about to get eaten
Image 83552   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
408
 
 aristocat: Blow up dolls suck
 John Singapore: They're real soft. You can caress them, you know.
 digabigpig: Hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior...SWAT
 CoffeeAndCigs: dumb but funny
 ninetailorochimaru: Honey, I'm home!
 Picklepuss: excuse me sir may we borrow a jar of honey
 Amy Housewine: There's a buzzer on the buzzer.
 Coolguy: @Jesus I just cover my entire door in bees
 Jesus: I do this whenever I don't want people to interrupt me while I'm at home having dinner. It doesn't work though, they just knock instead
 Knice: "HHHRRRRRNNNNPPHH!" *ding*
Image 83551   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
839
 
 sylveon: Go ahead, Jump in asshole
 Bro Bro: Hungary could wail on you and you'll still be eaten minutes after.
 moogerator: C-C-C-C-CETACEAN BREAKER!
 Poop van Pants: @Amy Housewine "You could eat minute and still whale on Hungry " ???
 Amy Housewine: There's got to be one to be had from using 'minute' in the 'small' sense, but I can't tease it out.
 grace: No don't stop keep going
Image 83550   02-14-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
391
 
 titular role: Green Lantern, your lame ass weakness is the fucken color yellow.
 Clintodon: Batman's been studying the Joker too long...
Image 83549   02-14-16   Uploaded by    redmercer
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