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263278  Not A Bot: this is both cool and sad

263262  wolfpk: Ethics!?

263304  VoR: You know someone would

263301  Butcherboy: And then Aristotle taught Alexander the Great. Not much of a philosopher but quite the ambitious young man

263281  wolfpk: Increase your odds of someone saying yes by offering to share the mushrooms.

263297  Scoo: In 5.1 Surround Sound!

263292  wolfpk: How about #261373

263306  sparename: A Regular Occurrence

263302  Robespierre: Lookit! Lookit my tongue! LOOKIT!!!

263297  Robespierre: Any minute now these three will be partying with Cardi B and the Kardashians.

263299  Robespierre: Take the quiz and get offers.

263301  Robespierre: When it comes to ethics, be like 49.95% of Today's Nu-Perfect Americans and listen to Trump.

263216  Robespierre: @Knice From the setting, the shirts, the ties, the "diversity training"/"team building exercise", I'd say it is somewhat like The Orifice (US), or some variation thereupon.

263246  trelyate: car comes with one subwoofer

263252  trelyate: Netflix marathoners are the right group to target

263260  trelyate: this makes cats Neutral Evil. Sounds about right

263272  AdaMan: They did a TV show of this called the Almighty Johnsons

263279  trelyate: and then it whispered to me, "Bring back 80's speed metal."

263281  trelyate: I usually just watch Adult Swim's Off the Air when I want to see something crazy while tripping

263293  Bohab: If your entire "coitus" is only 2/3rds the length of your "climax" I'm not sure how your wife is getting "satisfaction"

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263274 dangerkeith3000: Somebody just watched a live birth.

263009 Science: This is code for "We got shut down by the health department"

263192 Robespierre: Hormel's Finest

263202 Robespierre: Lowest Bidder things

263229 Felicity: The fact that it's flesh coloured is what pushes it over the edge into the uncanny valley

263070 wolfpk: *and blows

263162 Spazstatic: @Whatever oooh, good point.

263031 Not A Bot: I can attest that this guy still rides around also that sign is on the back of Dante's

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Image 83555 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Scoo. You have brought shame on us, Scoo.
Score:
389
 
 Unicorn: Damnit Bobby !
 Cami: Those that doubt Hank get what they deserve.
 bbbrandon: i want to read the fanfiction of this
 Lousy AI: "And as your..." he looked down, glad to see the placard was still smartly facing him. "As your PRINC-I-PAL, I am very upset!"
 dobbiesdoogs: even the propane salesman gets in trouble
 hajjpodge: Now I want to die, too.
Image 83554   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
338
 
 Lorm Bembo: had a few drinks last night, mate ?
 franktank: I thought It said it was Microwaveable
 a robot: My idiot moron housemate did this once and one of the burners is still unusable
 Lousy AI: "Welp" he finally emitted "I've run out of ideas."
 Coolguy: Good try grandma
Image 83553   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
494
 
 nyanyanyan: I'd look for the velociraptor but I'm too sleepy suddenly
 Surprising: Holy Crap, That pea I ate just met the carrot stick from yesterday!
 reagan: Today's reward from Dr. Obvious goes to @chefcore
 l0dan: What, you mean the blurry thing in the background behind the tree, and all blended in the greenery? No I didn't see it, but thanks for spotting it out for me Feminism.
 wolfskin: @chefcore The velociraptor gave it away, right?
 John Singapore: I'd vote rad if more like this was uploaded as a result. But NOOOO mr Purple Button!
 Borkf: Clever girl.
 Scoo: I'm not ashamed to admit I voted Rad because I like boobs
 chefcore: HOLY CRAP that's photophopped
 Picklepuss: this is how a Christie Sims book starts
 Jesus: man, those are just unreasonable
 Frank herbert: go for the jugs...err... jugular!
 Amy Housewine: @JackSkellington All of her is going to be ripped when the dino attacks..
 runny999: Where?! I don't see them. I mean IT.
 JackSkellington: My god, her shoulders must be freaking ripped.
 Coolguy: Looks like someone is about to get eaten
Image 83552   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
408
 
 aristocat: Blow up dolls suck
 John Singapore: They're real soft. You can caress them, you know.
 digabigpig: Hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior...SWAT
 CoffeeAndCigs: dumb but funny
 ninetailorochimaru: Honey, I'm home!
 Picklepuss: excuse me sir may we borrow a jar of honey
 Amy Housewine: There's a buzzer on the buzzer.
 Coolguy: @Jesus I just cover my entire door in bees
 Jesus: I do this whenever I don't want people to interrupt me while I'm at home having dinner. It doesn't work though, they just knock instead
 Knice: "HHHRRRRRNNNNPPHH!" *ding*
Image 83551   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
839
 
 sylveon: Go ahead, Jump in asshole
 Bro Bro: Hungary could wail on you and you'll still be eaten minutes after.
 Scoo: C-C-C-C-CETACEAN BREAKER!
 Poop van Pants: @Amy Housewine "You could eat minute and still whale on Hungry " ???
 Amy Housewine: There's got to be one to be had from using 'minute' in the 'small' sense, but I can't tease it out.
 grace: No don't stop keep going
Image 83550   02-14-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
391
 
 titular role: Green Lantern, your lame ass weakness is the fucken color yellow.
 Clintodon: Batman's been studying the Joker too long...
Image 83549   02-14-16   Uploaded by    redmercer
Score:
614
 
 flushpuppy: I was a porn star in my formal life
 rubix1924: Is that the dance all the uncool webkidz are doing where they move their flattened hand horizontally in front of their bodies?
 Janston: I've got a raging zoner.
 fanny: *hand bone science not included
 hajjpodge: DOOT SPOOT
 BILL DOOR: RACIST.
 Borkf: Happy Valentine's, welcome to The Bone Zone.
 Coolguy: Thanks for the education Seior esqueleto
 Amy Housewine: Hey there's a guy down there calling you dumb.
Image 83548   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
240
 
 doop: Welcome to Utah
 Mr. Lizard: Hurry Only 2 Left, Get yours now!
 lebron: Take my wife... please.
 hajjpodge: This is actually a thought-piece about women making 80 cents on the dollar compared to men. Sexist if true.
 Lorm Bembo: You get what you pay for
 Frank herbert: i need a refund
Image 83547   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Rincewind
Score:
322
 
 RimLickinGood: Cloning doesnt work , Or ...does it?
 hajjpodge: Obummer enforces new dress code on the American Sheeple.
 Semaphore: Clearly Communist
 grimes: Japan's top Pet Shop Boys cover band
Image 83546   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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