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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Image 83555 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by Scoo. Boo, Scoo.
Score:
389
 
 Unicorn: Damnit Bobby !
 Cami: Those that doubt Hank get what they deserve.
 bbbrandon: i want to read the fanfiction of this
 Lousy AI: "And as your..." he looked down, glad to see the placard was still smartly facing him. "As your PRINC-I-PAL, I am very upset!"
 dobbiesdoogs: even the propane salesman gets in trouble
 hajjpodge: Now I want to die, too.
Image 83554   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Retromancer
Score:
338
 
 Lorm Bembo: had a few drinks last night, mate ?
 franktank: I thought It said it was Microwaveable
 a robot: My idiot moron housemate did this once and one of the burners is still unusable
 Lousy AI: "Welp" he finally emitted "I've run out of ideas."
 Coolguy: Good try grandma
Image 83553   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Wumph Morms
Score:
494
 
 nyanyanyan: I'd look for the velociraptor but I'm too sleepy suddenly
 Surprising: Holy Crap, That pea I ate just met the carrot stick from yesterday!
 reagan: Today's reward from Dr. Obvious goes to @chefcore
 l0dan: What, you mean the blurry thing in the background behind the tree, and all blended in the greenery? No I didn't see it, but thanks for spotting it out for me Feminism.
 Mr. Shine: @chefcore The velociraptor gave it away, right?
 John Singapore: I'd vote rad if more like this was uploaded as a result. But NOOOO mr Purple Button!
 Borkf: Clever girl.
 Scoo: I'm not ashamed to admit I voted Rad because I like boobs
 chefcore: HOLY CRAP that's photophopped
 Picklepuss: this is how a Christie Sims book starts
 Jesus: man, those are just unreasonable
 Frank herbert: go for the jugs...err... jugular!
 Amy Housewine: @JackSkellington All of her is going to be ripped when the dino attacks..
 Mr. Shine: Where?! I don't see them. I mean IT.
 JackSkellington: My god, her shoulders must be freaking ripped.
 Coolguy: Looks like someone is about to get eaten
Image 83552   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Cheeze
Score:
408
 
 aristocat: Blow up dolls suck
 John Singapore: They're real soft. You can caress them, you know.
 digabigpig: Hello do you have a moment to speak about our lord and savior...SWAT
 CoffeeAndCigs: dumb but funny
 ninetailorochimaru: Honey, I'm home!
 Picklepuss: excuse me sir may we borrow a jar of honey
 Amy Housewine: There's a buzzer on the buzzer.
 Coolguy: @Jesus I just cover my entire door in bees
 Jesus: I do this whenever I don't want people to interrupt me while I'm at home having dinner. It doesn't work though, they just knock instead
 Knice: "HHHRRRRRNNNNPPHH!" *ding*
Image 83551   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Gonzo
Score:
839
 
 sylveon: Go ahead, Jump in asshole
 Bro Bro: Hungary could wail on you and you'll still be eaten minutes after.
 Scoo: C-C-C-C-CETACEAN BREAKER!
 Poop van Pants: @Amy Housewine "You could eat minute and still whale on Hungry " ???
 Amy Housewine: There's got to be one to be had from using 'minute' in the 'small' sense, but I can't tease it out.
 grace: No don't stop keep going
Image 83550   02-14-16   Uploaded by    firesoup
Score:
391
 
 titular role: Green Lantern, your lame ass weakness is the fucken color yellow.
 Clintodon: Batman's been studying the Joker too long...
Image 83549   02-14-16   Uploaded by    redmercer
Score:
591
 
 flushpuppy: I was a porn star in my formal life
 Robespierre: Is that the dance all the uncool webkidz are doing where they move their flattened hand horizontally in front of their bodies?
 Janston: I've got a raging zoner.
 fanny: *hand bone science not included
 hajjpodge: DOOT SPOOT
 BILL DOOR: RACIST.
 Borkf: Happy Valentine's, welcome to The Bone Zone.
 Coolguy: Thanks for the education Seior esqueleto
 Amy Housewine: Hey there's a guy down there calling you dumb.
Image 83548   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Chaplin
Score:
240
 
 doop: Welcome to Utah
 Mr. Lizard: Hurry Only 2 Left, Get yours now!
 lebron: Take my wife... please.
 hajjpodge: This is actually a thought-piece about women making 80 cents on the dollar compared to men. Sexist if true.
 Robespierre: You get what you pay for
 Frank herbert: i need a refund
Image 83547   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Rincewind
Score:
322
 
 RimLickinGood: Cloning doesnt work , Or ...does it?
 hajjpodge: Obummer enforces new dress code on the American Sheeple.
 Robespierre: Clearly Communist
 Ulillillia: Japan's top Pet Shop Boys cover band
Image 83546   02-14-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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