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268935  FabricMan: @bug That WOULD be a miracle

268938  VoR: Raggy dolls

268937  El hefe: There's a glitch in the matrix

268936  Dr Awkward: If this is like my dog, hes upset that this person actually showered. Sweaty feet are his fave!

268922  charlemagne: I'm going through a tricky breakup at the moment, she already ticked off four of these

268933  bug: Go go gadget public nap!

268935  bug: The bonus word is a great way to avoid big belly miracles.

268932  bug: You have an odd looking mother. ...which may explain why you look so strange for a six-year old.

268933  Sadbot: To answer you question, kid; no, white hipsters are not okay

268929  VeeKay: Spanieliceous

268925  MrBoffo: Draw a circle around the one God loves the most

268926  SunWukong: Fuck your sky fairy.

268933  hajjpodge: This man is living in 3018.

268930  MrBoffo: Ghost of Retail Past

268931  SunWukong: @bad tony It derives from the Sanskrit for "eggplant".

268876  antipatterns: Listen to Bon Jovi for 20 years then die

268942  NoOneImportant: Where was this taken? And how much would it cost to get there? Asking for a friend

268909  antipatterns: Bring back the guillotine

268911  antipatterns: @hajjpodge MORE.

268911  hajjpodge: @Shay It made bringing highschool friends or dates home rather awkward.

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268730 Not A Bot: don't look at me, I'm irrelevant

268539 Mr. Whiskers: Im going to stop beating jokes to death in online comments

268713 WannaBee: Nice buns, hun.

268610 snipdawg: @WannaBee hug

268597 Shay: Must be a huge William Blake fan.

268707 Side Boob: Can I leave the girl in the shelter, or do I have to adopt them together?

268687 raditzu: Party Hard

268710 antipatterns: Other cops include: judges, army guys, teachers, hr people, and your mom and dad

268624 Shay: @Dr. Bathroom Oh damn, I remember watching that abortion special with Charlton Heston on late night TV and gave me the hibbie jibbies.

268611 fanny: yeah the content outweighs the upload/username combo for me too... bad @Felicity

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11. wolfskin: 1555 points
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15. fisto: 1437 points
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 The Frito Bandito: @Shay Points for both the pun and accuracy.
 Shay: That lion son of a bitch.
Image 83151   02-12-16   Uploaded by    nclaw
 fracking: s'okay-British, won't start anyway
 Frank herbert: as long as its over 40 my tops down. even with snow.
 Warrax: s'no problem here
 hexxx: The snovertible
Image 83150   02-12-16   Uploaded by    angry
 Pegged Lamb: 2 doors 1 cup
 Frank herbert: im a classy.... no im not
 saluted: is there such a thing?
 Darth Bater: Stay classy coups.
Image 83149   02-12-16   Uploaded by    Fursona
 originaluser: Lowered expections
 Frank herbert: mrs claus is a figurehead santa gets lots of milk... and cookies
 Cami: in every port.
 Anus: When there was only one set of footprints in the sand, that was when we were fucking wheelbarrow style.
 Warrax: I guess Santa stopped paying the blackmail money.
Image 83148   02-12-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
 Baby Jesus: My brother touched one of these in 1976. He still has scars
 big butt bum: Portuguese man o' war (Physalia physalis)
 morakdais: the water balloon of the sea
 Kraken: tiny! It definetly won't hurt if you pet it!
 Kraken: Its so g
 teletub: Hell yeah grandpa
 vape station: Death is certain
 Shay: But in some cultures, you'll just eat 'em up.
 younglink: These are the cutest! And so gentle! I swear you can just pet 'em when you see 'em!
Image 83147   02-12-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
 Drunk Orc: Bee! Bonus!
 Urchin: Feh, typical mysoginistic stereotypes. Everyone knows women only watch Antz.
 Unicorn: This needs one more row: i want to watch be movie ... meaning I don't want to watch bee movie.
 Grandmaster Fat: Outside my personal experience
 The Real Waat: What an when they say they want to watch bee movie? I get that one alot
 Warrax: This is dumb as hell, but good comedy subverts expectations. I lol'd.
 crunchymush: It's funny because it's true!
Image 83146   02-12-16   Uploaded by    donhomero
 kswat: pit bulls are the mellowest dogs
 a robot: Mass hysteria!
 Frank herbert: @Cami i guess she'll die
 Cami: I see three stanzas from I know an old lady who swallowed a fly.
 Warrax: Might as well before someone else does... this dog gets all the chicks and beautiful people.
 kate2point0: Modern Family?
Image 83145   02-12-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 Frank herbert: he looks high and happy
 Cami: @Borkf You might be outing yourself as a BDSM fetishist with that comment.
 Borkf: @A Pillow of Winds Just FYI, stocks and pillory are different things. Stocks for feet, pillory for hands/head.
 Sadbot: All the class expected of a strip club owner
 Dominus Umbrae: @Donut Why would they want the best picture? Their goal is to pillory him in the stocks of public opinion.
 hnnngh: Hey, breakups suck man, but you don't have to be a dick about it.
 Picklepuss: @DonkeyPuncher Bugs Bunny had the right idea
 Donut: Is this really the best picture they can find of this guy??
 Anus: Florida? Of course it's Florida.
Image 83144   02-12-16   Uploaded by    au bon pain
 Amy Housewine: This porn is futuristic.
 Cami: Nooooo! Unconditioned air!
 Korrok: Kinky.
 Doing me a Frighten: In the future, all exchanges of bodily fluids will be processed and switcherinoed by machines.
 Joe Bird: "Where's my dinner, bitch?!"
Image 83143   02-12-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
 Mark As Read: happy birthday
 Warrax: @A Post Office (I think kfc is a switcherino for what this is from) Zach releases work-in-progress stuff on twitter sometimes. Whatever this is from should be out in the next few days.
 A Post Office: It looks like kfc, but I don't recognise the exact image...
 Shay: YEEEAAASSSTTTTT, that was unleavened for.
 fenrisw01f: @Nope That was amazing. I laughed so hard I threw up.
 Nope: I cho cho choose to fuck your throat
 hapi papi: going to need my glasses for this
Image 83142   02-12-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
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