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262840  Volwen: I'm just playing dead

262835  addend: Done.

262840  addend: Naw, dude... 2 cars!

262842  addend: Not I, that's for sure.

262801  Spazstatic: Can't tell if sharted, or just ass sweat.

262642  Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262810  Spazstatic: Is this a face swap?

262852  Punt Numbles: What a lucky dog, getting to sniff all those drugs in front of the cops. When I tried this they threw me in the slammer.

262834  Robespierre: I'm diggin' MonoFang Style

262835  Robespierre: No worries, @fanny - it's ticked down to 5 now. One more Bad oughta do it.

262840  Robespierre: Now that's what I call A WEEKEND!

262841  Robespierre: Owned an operated by Ben Dover

262686  Chest Rockwell: Are they headed to a douchebag convention?

262751  Sadpygmy: You're obviously not a golfer

262837  Knice: Looks like more of a cross dresser.

262840  Knice: Hell yes.

262837  Not A Bot: Dammit, I've been framed.

262823  Yam: Je suis charlie?

262835  fanny: today was one of those days that I ran out of BADs at like 8 am

262817  SlapDaddy72: ad why are they so low?

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262731 tib gubb: @Robespierre I was fortunate enough to have a rich agriculture (relatively) locally, where anything seasonal could be delivered within 12 hours or so from harvest. We were food exporters, so we only had seasonal availability, and only B-grade picks. It did bring a lot to visiting a supermarket, when each season had its own distinct smell... Nowadays, it's farmers' markets that practice that, but they're not there year-round

262806 jochenau: I find myself using ", orrr...?" quite a bit. As in, "Do you want me to put the preserved head collection in the living room, orrr...?"

262570 dangerkeith3000: Tom wanted to be everyone's friend.

262560 antipatterns: Also: turns out Soma is really good.

262674 some guy : Well, butter my biscuit!

262642 Chest Rockwell: @Robespierre This is why beer should be $100 per bottle.

262575 WannaBee: @White Rice for one glorious day we were all Not a Bot

262644 tib gubb: oh... oh no.

262618 Felicity: @sporky Sometimes I wear wigs, but I'm not bald

262594 Otterman: @Scoo Springfield, Springfield, it's a helluva town! The schoolyard's up, and the shopping mall down!

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11. professorpig: 1584 points
12. frankie: 1457 points
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 Korrok: @Science Yet again, you've mistaken one of my houseplants for me and once again, I'm flattered.
 Throb: Forked tentacles are pretty sexy?
 Science: Rad for @Korrok selfie.
 savvoy: If you can't handle the bait, son, you sure as hell don't want to see what we're fishing for.
 Warezlock: One poke to the forehead with a pointed stick...done.
 majorchamp: Feed me Seymour!
 Frank herbert: ooooooo i wanna take home and *the following has been friended by ag*
 Shay: The dangers of taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.
 Mitchell: Thanks! Now I have a hankering for sashimi.
 Unbathed: Are you only brushing your upper chompers?
 a robot: username/upload combo
 Knice: Imma need some more wasabi.
 Mattixvii: This is why you want a toilet with a flush.
 Picklepuss: cthulstew
 Darth Bater: Oh good, more dream candy.
Image 82941   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Doing me a Frighten
 CrustyDusty: I detect a bit of over-compensation here...
 savvoy: @grizzly There is no "let." Needy little furballs deny you privacy, almost as bad as toddlers.
 Warezlock: It's hard to whack off when your pet is staring at you.
 Air Biscuit: @grizzly they dont care what youre doing, they just want attention all the time.
 WaffleIron: They're both pooping right now.
 Frank herbert: he stuffed his drawers for the ladies
 grizzly: Why do so many people let their pets hang out with them while they are taking a shit?
 skillet: We'll call him Dingleberry.
 Mitchell: Aww, he found a warm little hammock.
 Mattixvii: @Warrax how bad do you think this guy is at aiming at a toilet bowl?
 Warrax: dude, what did you eat!?
Image 82940   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
 Grandmas Ghost: Who's the artist?
 Gonzo: @CrustyDusty That's the worst part of these as well
 CrustyDusty: The best part of these is that everyone is always immensely satisfied with their horrific outcomes.
 Jesus: why is violence always the punchline in these things? it's like a robot chicken skit
 Warezlock: These always make me feel like my brain is broken.
 Viles Davis: Highly suggestible.
Image 82939   02-11-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Doctor: Watch out for the disinfectant Rose: The what? Doctor: The dis-...oh you'll find out
 CrustyDusty: Sealab 2021, groping for another season.
 Cami: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
 tib gubb: new requits always pukethe first time
 Frank herbert: lights still on . should be safe
 grizzly: I told him to meet us at the rooftop pool at midnight!
 a robot: "Try 'Finite Incantatem' that should stop the rain if its a hex or curse. If it doesnt, somethings gone wrong with an Atmospheric Charm, which will be more difficult to fix, so as an interim measure try 'Impervius' to protect his belongings."
 anonymous: Still beats the stairs
 Fiasco: If the water is boiling hot, and the elevator takes you straight to hell, it is approaching the feelings I associate with when I was forced to "just watch 5 minutes" of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
 Red: Sometimes you need to freshen up before that meeting on level 7
 tib gubb: huh. seems normal. why do they keep calling me down here?
 Darth Bater: Stop elevator, you are doing a bathroom.
Image 82938   02-11-16   Uploaded by    brown tony
 Life Whacker: @Lemp Plumple google says the average penis length in Japan is lower than the worldwide average, is it racist if it's true?
 CrustyDusty: I had an old Rokkor 19mm C-mount macro, but it was very short and wide, not like this little dangler.
 reagan: oh dear I'm too late to make a micro penis reference. I hope its not racist to point out that Nikon is a japanese vompany. Not saying there is a correlation, just saying is all.
 grizzly: Nice dick.
 Larry Xmas: Is this fo some sort of medical photography?
 anonymous: Macro lens
 anonymous: Ok I Googled it. It's focal length is 19mm, the speed is f/2.8.
 ughjeez: @anonymous Impractical for most purposes is what it is.
 anonymous: f19? What is that?
Image 82937   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
 Mr. Whiskers: Zubaz?
 Suburbanmom: Omg zoobahs
 WaffleIron: Whatever is happening here, I will respond with a hearty "Not in THOSE pants!", chuckle and walk away before they can respond.
 Frank herbert: @Fiasco i have 2!
 Fiasco: Oh man @Warrax are you a fellow crystal bro what are your digits we should meet up but BYOJOC
 Warrax: Just some bros about to recharge their J.O. crystals.
 TFChicken: Shut up, Fry Man!
Image 82936   02-11-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
 Mattixvii: I have nothing but unpleasant things to say, so I'm going to fucking bed.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cats should hold him down and shave him before they let him try to tell them even one bit of advice.
 a robot: Dude I like cats a whole lot but I'm not gonna make a career out of it like a crazy person
 anonymous: @p-niiice I was pleasantly surprised to find out that he is a TV presenter, not a PUA.
 pirate: does he have a J.O. crystal?
 p-niiice: see, the cat whisperer couldnt have been a normal dude with a penchant for polo shirt and a 2012 altime. oh no. you will not find a person with the occupation of cat whisperer who is not batcrotch fucking crazy
 shitshow: Pray for the Cat whisperer. Ain't nothin wrong with him, he just look like a farm fresh, Grade A egg.
 Unbathed: Style.
 p-niiice: his brain is alreadyu full of mind-altering parasites that make him partial to cats. from their feces.
Image 82935   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
 CrustyDusty: A late-19th century Pierrot... one of the most horrible things ever to come from Earth.
 Fishy: "When you're a clown."
 tacticaljay: Looks like he's successfully activated his pineal gland.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One singular sensation, every little step he takes!
 a robot: Is this a photo of @ J. Random Bozo?
 Mattixvii: Dammit, my Halloween costume has been done already.
 TFChicken: Bet he had a "Puzzle Basement"
 shitshow: Clowns. Not even once.
 Unbathed: I was sent in.
 Doing me a Frighten: Uncle stop
 Warrax: He looks fun.
Image 82934   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Science
No one else has dared to comment. Will you?
Image 82933   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
 Cami: Not what an anthropologist wants to see at the end of a long wilderness meet a tribe untainted by the modern-FUUUUUC!
 Frank herbert: reading the articles
 AstoriaBum: The exact opposite of National Geographic.
 shitshow: It's called fashion, Christina, and I see that you are indeed looking it up. Good job.
 Warrax: "You people actually live like this? You're fucking shitting me."
Image 82932   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
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