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273606  Mad Collager: OMG! This is right above a Lionel Richie image!

273606  Mad Collager: Stuck on you...

273627  Dr Awkward: Because the math questions havent been updated in 53 years.

273628  Dr Awkward: Bran-Man, here to rescue your bowels from constipation!

273555  FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273505  Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273600  blablabla: How is satyr formed

273610  Lunimeow: Rip beta, 8-track, vinyl, laser disk, zip drive, uh....

273622  Dr Awkward: Pahk the cah in Hahvid Yahd

273627  WTF: Racist if true.

273620  charlemagne: here come the hotstepper

273612  ignatz: (can't edit my typo but actually it's ok)

273612  ignatz: more like BurBaked amitite?

273614  ignatz: (also) Samsung like a canary

273614  ignatz: "You have now consumed your weekly beer allowance and it's still Monday"

273620  WTF: The only time 'socks with sandals' is acceptable.

273623  WTF: Salary is just happy he exists.

273619  FabricMan: "Satan was right," is a phrase I find myself using worryingly often these days

273625  WTF: "You may now face-plant in front of the bride."

273619  tomatosaws: It's rad

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273224 Kikari: All of you are getting way more coherent sentences than I do when I try this. I get infinite predicate loops.

273336 Kikari: Actually, while I haven*t heard beautiful people used much, I do hear puss used now and then? @Mr. Butt

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273366 Mr Bleak: @wolfpk I know the feeling! We use the microwave as a Cat Safe so food can cool down before we strip the carcass. Furball can be outside miles away and can still smell me open the cat safe the following day ... Hello. Is that Chicken? It's mine, you realize. Pass it here. Purr, purrrrr, knead, climb, rub, ...

273505 Spazstatic: I don't use an insulated lunch box or the fridge. I keep my lunch in my backpack by my desk. Also means it takes less time in the microwave to warm up.

273444 Micro Jackson: Burninate this

273474 trelyate: ojom rof

273408 Dr Awkward: @DrNinjaman @Bob #201031 #262668 #180815 is a start. I actually mentioned goat yoga in one of those pictures. I need to post more goat pictures

273555 FormerLurker: @toolbag thats right, the old one was the GT-40, and the new one is just the GT... Also, @Peter Pantsless, this is all coming from a very happy 2011 Ranger XLT owner. Ford has made some awful cars but theyve made some awesome ones too. Not a mustang fan myself, but their vans, trucks, and sedans are great, depending on the era. And of course the GT... And their close association with Carol Shelby produced some cool stuff too.

273265 DimwaldtThrockmorton: Beauty of Korth Norea



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Score:
789
 
 Korrok: @Science Yet again, you've mistaken one of my houseplants for me and once again, I'm flattered.
 Throb: Forked tentacles are pretty sexy?
 Science: Rad for @Korrok selfie.
 savvoy: If you can't handle the bait, son, you sure as hell don't want to see what we're fishing for.
 Warezlock: One poke to the forehead with a pointed stick...done.
 majorchamp: Feed me Seymour!
 Frank herbert: ooooooo i wanna take home and *the following has been friended by ag*
 Shay: The dangers of taking the Ice Bucket Challenge.
 Mitchell: Thanks! Now I have a hankering for sashimi.
 Unbathed: Are you only brushing your upper chompers?
 a robot: username/upload combo
 Knice: Imma need some more wasabi.
 Mattixvii: This is why you want a toilet with a flush.
 Picklepuss: cthulstew
 Darth Bater: Oh good, more dream candy.
Image 82941   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Doing me a Frighten
Score:
249
 
 CrustyDusty: I detect a bit of over-compensation here...
 savvoy: @grizzly There is no "let." Needy little furballs deny you privacy, almost as bad as toddlers.
 Warezlock: It's hard to whack off when your pet is staring at you.
 Air Biscuit: @grizzly they dont care what youre doing, they just want attention all the time.
 WaffleIron: They're both pooping right now.
 Frank herbert: he stuffed his drawers for the ladies
 grizzly: Why do so many people let their pets hang out with them while they are taking a shit?
 skillet: We'll call him Dingleberry.
 Mitchell: Aww, he found a warm little hammock.
 Mattixvii: @Warrax how bad do you think this guy is at aiming at a toilet bowl?
 Warrax: dude, what did you eat!?
Image 82940   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mumbo Dingus
Score:
372
 
 Grandmas Ghost: Who's the artist?
 Gonzo: @CrustyDusty That's the worst part of these as well
 CrustyDusty: The best part of these is that everyone is always immensely satisfied with their horrific outcomes.
 Jesus: why is violence always the punchline in these things? it's like a robot chicken skit
 Warezlock: These always make me feel like my brain is broken.
 Viles Davis: Highly suggestible.
Image 82939   02-11-16   Uploaded by    KEKOEKEOEK
Score:
429
 
 Napoleon Bonaparty: Doctor: Watch out for the disinfectant Rose: The what? Doctor: The dis-...oh you'll find out
 CrustyDusty: Sealab 2021, groping for another season.
 Cami: You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?
 Peach Toddler: new requits always pukethe first time
 Frank herbert: lights still on . should be safe
 grizzly: I told him to meet us at the rooftop pool at midnight!
 a robot: "Try 'Finite Incantatem' that should stop the rain if its a hex or curse. If it doesnt, somethings gone wrong with an Atmospheric Charm, which will be more difficult to fix, so as an interim measure try 'Impervius' to protect his belongings."
 anonymous: Still beats the stairs
 Fiasco: If the water is boiling hot, and the elevator takes you straight to hell, it is approaching the feelings I associate with when I was forced to "just watch 5 minutes" of Keeping Up With The Kardashians
 Red: Sometimes you need to freshen up before that meeting on level 7
 rachel: huh. seems normal. why do they keep calling me down here?
 Darth Bater: Stop elevator, you are doing a bathroom.
Image 82938   02-11-16   Uploaded by    brown tony
Score:
275
 
 Life Whacker: @Lemp Plumple google says the average penis length in Japan is lower than the worldwide average, is it racist if it's true?
 CrustyDusty: I had an old Rokkor 19mm C-mount macro, but it was very short and wide, not like this little dangler.
 reagan: oh dear I'm too late to make a micro penis reference. I hope its not racist to point out that Nikon is a japanese vompany. Not saying there is a correlation, just saying is all.
 grizzly: Nice dick.
 Larry Xmas: Is this fo some sort of medical photography?
 anonymous: Macro lens
 anonymous: Ok I Googled it. It's focal length is 19mm, the speed is f/2.8.
 ughjeez: @anonymous Impractical for most purposes is what it is.
 anonymous: f19? What is that?
Image 82937   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Pingu IRL
Score:
271
 
 Mr. Whiskers: Zubaz?
 Suburbanmom: Omg zoobahs
 WaffleIron: Whatever is happening here, I will respond with a hearty "Not in THOSE pants!", chuckle and walk away before they can respond.
 Frank herbert: @Fiasco i have 2!
 Fiasco: Oh man @Warrax are you a fellow crystal bro what are your digits we should meet up but BYOJOC
 Warrax: Just some bros about to recharge their J.O. crystals.
 TFChicken: Shut up, Fry Man!
Image 82936   02-11-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
Score:
157
 
 BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE. THIS MAN IS NOT. I LOOK FORWARD TO SENDING HIM TO THE LONG, BLACK DESERT.
 Mattixvii: I have nothing but unpleasant things to say, so I'm going to fucking bed.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Cats should hold him down and shave him before they let him try to tell them even one bit of advice.
 a robot: Dude I like cats a whole lot but I'm not gonna make a career out of it like a crazy person
 anonymous: @p-niiice I was pleasantly surprised to find out that he is a TV presenter, not a PUA.
 pirate: does he have a J.O. crystal?
 p-niiice: see, the cat whisperer couldnt have been a normal dude with a penchant for polo shirt and a 2012 altime. oh no. you will not find a person with the occupation of cat whisperer who is not batcrotch fucking crazy
 shitshow: Pray for the Cat whisperer. Ain't nothin wrong with him, he just look like a farm fresh, Grade A egg.
 Unbathed: Style.
 p-niiice: his brain is alreadyu full of mind-altering parasites that make him partial to cats. from their feces.
Image 82935   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
486
 
 CrustyDusty: A late-19th century Pierrot... one of the most horrible things ever to come from Earth.
 BILL DOOR: DR. WHITEFACE IS HERE TO PUT ON A SHOW.
 Fishy: "When you're a clown."
 tacticaljay: Looks like he's successfully activated his pineal gland.
 Jaunty Shrimp: One singular sensation, every little step he takes!
 a robot: Is this a photo of @ J. Random Bozo?
 Mattixvii: Dammit, my Halloween costume has been done already.
 TFChicken: Bet he had a "Puzzle Basement"
 shitshow: Clowns. Not even once.
 Doing me a Frighten: Uncle stop
 Warrax: He looks fun.
Image 82934   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Science
Score:
262
 
Have a good caption for this one?
Image 82933   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Handyman
Score:
465
 
 Cami: Not what an anthropologist wants to see at the end of a long wilderness journey....to meet a tribe untainted by the modern-FUUUUUC!
 Frank herbert: reading the articles
 AstoriaBum: The exact opposite of National Geographic.
 shitshow: It's called fashion, Christina, and I see that you are indeed looking it up. Good job.
 Warrax: "You people actually live like this? You're fucking shitting me."
Image 82932   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Falstaff
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