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272868  DrNinjaman: Paper towel that fine you've got to romance first.

272875  DrNinjaman: Nailed it!

272892  DrNinjaman: @generic As an english ex-pat currently living in America you mean, right?

272868  Lantry: @Mumbles yeah but its the counter space that's so difficult to reach that you can't use it anyway

272903  DrNinjaman: No, no, no, that's for drying under-boob sweat.

272905  DrNinjaman: You're saying we should kill all the young people, gotcha!

272904  filthylaw: Dr. Hobo can't get fired from. Not because he's unemployed, but because he's unemployed with tenure.

272868  some guy : Where's the cat?

272882  Teechur: Bow ties are cool. Where's your fez?

272892  some guy : But 219 is Jacob's lucky number

272898  some guy : Suiticals and Neuticals

272899  Peter Pantsless: Dang, these city cars are getting smaller all the time

272914  midgetcastle: Her shell has been damaged since we first met her ten years ago. Thats why we always look out for her, shes had a rough life

272911  Peter Pantsless: Whoah, that might cause real problems if I were drunk. Hahaha "if" *falls on face*

272904  Sadbot: The best Fashion Souls

272899  Scoo: What the hell is a "Driver ID"?

272893  Air Biscuit: And the controllers that have the card slots will cost more than normal controllers. Its all about player choice.

272902  Not A Bot: Bruce Allmighty remake?

272895  lizzz: Goddamn if your flash doesn't work, try adjusting the image brightness b4 posting your night photos.

272899  arcticfox12x: ...ok?

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272663 Science: According to Stormfront, poor doggo is allergic to his house and humans. He got some shots and is on the mend. I can commiserate, since one of my dogs is allergic to something too.

272681 Mr Bleak: Masterblaster: One man, one cat, and one chicken enter. One cat leaves.

272816 Air Biscuit: @Knice @dangerkeith3000 @Off Topic @Bob @Sadbot @Sage @John Blender anyone want to take a boat ride?

272539 Kaviri: Firepower.

272540 Science: @a sedated moose: Yep. And apparently it's now all factory farming where the civets are horribly mistreated.

272621 lecj07: @Science imagine her as a take on chucky. This is how she lures you in.

272683 White Rice: @Science damnit! I should have expected as much from a JC where an English teacher wouldn't answer to anything other than "Coach" and somehow marked me absent over 30 times in the first 2 weeks of class :-/ Well, leave it to @Science to set our misconceptions on science straight.

272659 Mr Bleak: Looks like she is regretting the vegetarian option.

272774 Dr Awkward: Nah, we have a lot of locally own restaruants, shops, etc... that are those people's livelihood. We'll see how this all shakes out in a few years, but even at 15 dollars an hour, you're not buying a house here (out of town 2nd home owners, vacation rentals, and student housing makes that housing market crazy).

272734 Throwbot: I imagine regular flavor tastes like beige

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 redmonkey3: @a robot wash before grilling. Delicious, a friend told me...
 a robot: I don't understand why this is happening, but I'm glad it is
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties
 jayjay: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here today
 dark.elf.raya: @Yam I have a cat who's a runt and a dwarf. That's about all I know about.
 Yam: @dark.elf.raya You're missing out, then
 Air Biscuit: Person with the blue and white watch has lost guinea pig privlages after letting go.
 hapi papi: My money is on the one with the white bottom he looks intense
 dark.elf.raya: @anonymous I'm not an expert in small furry creatures!
 bug: I want to join this club
 anonymous: @dark.elf.raya guinea pigs, ffs
 HermwoodLitmajor: Twenty bucks on the one with the black leg
 anonymous: This seems like a good use of human effort in the year of our lord 2016. More of this, less of that other bad stuff.
 dark.elf.raya: Synchronised swimming for gerbils?
Image 82828   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 daisy picker: marry me!!
 nlx27: @Science that's a fact
 spydermon: @nlx27 Ooooo, it's so tabooooooo
 Science: @nlx27: Then I'm assuming you haven't tried it?
 nlx27: still trying to figure out the anal fixation in the porn industry
 Fast Sloth: you got me at anal
 Yam: Amy is weird but, also she does anal.
 Unbathed: ...lysis." drat truncated.
 hnnngh: No amount of shirts is in the way of the butt.
 hurr: i wasn't into it until the butt stuff
 hnnngh: You had me at anal *right swipe*
 anonymous: Twenty-three shirts does make foreplay more of a challenge
 Ment Thorp: Twist: She means she's into pegging.
 PenguinBartender: ... Go oooooooon.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Lotta poop on the 'Gator this morning
 a sedated moose: I was into it until the butt stuff.
 hoobleton: More cushion for the pushin'
Image 82827   02-11-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
 Mentos Pormer: where is this from
 morakdais: I need this in my house
 Darth Bater: I think they know each other #73577
 PenguinBartender: The coloring of my scales helps me to avoid predators in the harsh and unforgiving desert. Resources are scarce and I must remain vigilant at all times. But sometimes, I just gotta feel pretty.
 Knice: 0/10 would tread.
 hnnngh: There's a snake in my.... hat?!
 tehghost: He tried ropin' - didn't work.
 dark.elf.raya: @a sedated moose She's off to tea with Mrs Nesbitt
 a sedated moose: My, Mrs. Wilcox, that is such a lovely hat!
 dark.elf.raya: Consider me well and truly charmed, good sir.
Image 82826   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 Beer 30: @Darth Bater Is it still doing the rounds?
 Ukulelemike: I just might start celebrating Christmas again if I had this ornament!
 Darth Bater: @DonkeyPuncher Thanks! Stories are important. :)
 Anus: @Darth Bater Thought it was pretty cool at first glance, but the backstory put it over the top. Fabtasticalness!
 boomboomboom: @Darth Bater Every family needs traditions. In my book, this is a great one.
 Darth Bater: @A Pillow of Winds it does grow on you. I can't break the gifting cycle though. It will be haunting white elephant gift exchanges when my kids are grown.
 PissedOff: @Darth Bater I like the hell out of it. I was gifted "Flocked Animal," a fuzzy brown hippopotamus, also about 15 years ago. It has resided on top of my right channel computer speaker ever since,
 Darth Bater: @dark.elf.raya if you were certain about the unicorn, I'd worry about you. But if you stare deep into its void and inky eyes, you'll find the rad uncontrollably pulled from you.
 Darth Bater: The Lederhosen Unicorn has been in my family for almost 15 years now. It first showed up at our first family white elephant gift exchange. My aunt was able to find trinkets like this before Amazon was a big thing. It has since shown up in every family white elephant gift exchange. Apparently no one has opened it. This is the first year I've had it. It will return to be re-gifted next Christmas.
 anonymous: @dark.elf.raya I'd put it on my Christmas tree
 Rhombo Dimple: "Ein fauler Apfel verdirbt nicht den ganzen Haufen, Baby..."
 dark.elf.raya: That is definitely a Bad Apple. Not sure about the Rad-ness of a Furry/Bronicorn in lederhosen though...
Image 82825   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Image 82824 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eyg. You have brought shame on us, eyg.
 Science: @Norm: Yeah, it's really weird and bad. But, having lived in Japan for a time, I can see Japanese girls going berserk for a guy that looks like him dressing up in a loli costume.
 nanananana: Lady Baby on Youtube; you'll regret it.
 Joe Bird: Dammit... Supposed to read " Chad Kroeger's deleted scenes from Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty" music video.
 Joe Bird: Chad Kroekeleted scenes from Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty"
 a sedated moose: New Andrew W.K. album looking to do me an uncomfortable.
 Mexico: Sweaty wrestlers in maid outfits running through Akihabara...
Image 82823   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Urchin
Image 82822 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by badger. We'll pray for you, badger.
 DrinkMixMan: "Exclusive!" Wow, I wonder how Superman comics got this scoop?
 morrissey: @anonymous It's that bod that binds his spells
 SomeCanadian: The Spellbinder looks like a gay NASCAR fan.
 anonymous: @hnnngh How does he have time to spellbind anyone? He clearly has to spend all day in the gym to maintain that body.
 Anus: @Mexico We don't know how to write super-smartsness, so we just dumbs down everyone else for contrast
 hnnngh: @anonymous It's how he spellbinds you.
 Mexico: Superman lives in the universe with the least observant people.
 anonymous: one leg and one arm are checkered lol so random
 hnnngh: Best disguise in comics.
 dark.elf.raya: He stole my glasses again...
Image 82821   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mister S
 Unbathed: @Meow People who are more than 70% leg look liike 82688.
 Mattixvii: I have no idea what the hell is going on here but I totally agree and would buy any product related to it. Old advertising is the best advertising apparently.
 eurotrash: @your nana Now, plie...
 your nana: "i don't always dance ballet en pointe, but when i do, i wear a halter mini and my panties on my head, instead! tee hee!"
 your nana: she's a little cheeky
 a sedated moose: All sorts of Ridgid for that spindizzy.
 anonymous: Looking forward to real ads like this for private custom spaceships soon.
 Meow: shes like 70% leg
 Osiris: Ridgid ads and calendars through the '70s are all worthy of a Rad. Top work, @Darth Bater.
 Knice: Yeah, she wants the ol' spicy spindizzy.
 aoaoaoao: No lie, I completely dig this retrofuturism. 10/10 Would Rad again.
Image 82820   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 redmonkey3: @your nana @A Decent Fellow "Celena and Martin aka The Filigree"...
 shark: @your nana I feel really bad about it but I don't know, i found it uncredited on a website. If you do figure out who it is I would love to know
 your nana: ooh, i really like this artwork! @A Decent Fellow who is the artist?
Image 82819   02-11-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
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