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233929  Kaviri: New Wes Anderson movie looking good.

233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

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233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)

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 redmonkey3: @a robot wash before grilling. Delicious, a friend told me...
 a robot: I don't understand why this is happening, but I'm glad it is
 WaffleIron: I never get invited to these types of parties
 jayjay: I suppose you're all wondering why I called you here today
 dark.elf.raya: @Yam I have a cat who's a runt and a dwarf. That's about all I know about.
 Yam: @dark.elf.raya You're missing out, then
 Air Biscuit: Person with the blue and white watch has lost guinea pig privlages after letting go.
 hapi papi: My money is on the one with the white bottom he looks intense
 dark.elf.raya: @anonymous I'm not an expert in small furry creatures!
 bug: I want to join this club
 anonymous: @dark.elf.raya guinea pigs, ffs
 HermwoodLitmajor: Twenty bucks on the one with the black leg
 anonymous: This seems like a good use of human effort in the year of our lord 2016. More of this, less of that other bad stuff.
 dark.elf.raya: Synchronised swimming for gerbils?
Image 82828   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Amy Housewine
 daisy picker: marry me!!
 nlx27: @Science that's a fact
 Robespierre: @nlx27 Ooooo, it's so tabooooooo
 Science: @nlx27: Then I'm assuming you haven't tried it?
 nlx27: still trying to figure out the anal fixation in the porn industry
 Fast Sloth: you got me at anal
 Yam: Amy is weird but, also she does anal.
 Unbathed: ...lysis." drat truncated.
 hnnngh: No amount of shirts is in the way of the butt.
 hurr: i wasn't into it until the butt stuff
 hnnngh: You had me at anal *right swipe*
 anonymous: Twenty-three shirts does make foreplay more of a challenge
 Ment Thorp: Twist: She means she's into pegging.
 PenguinBartender: ... Go oooooooon.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Lotta poop on the 'Gator this morning
 a sedated moose: I was into it until the butt stuff.
 Ulillillia: More cushion for the pushin'
Image 82827   02-11-16   Uploaded by    eurotrash
 Mentos Pormer: where is this from
 morakdais: I need this in my house
 Darth Bater: I think they know each other #73577
 PenguinBartender: The coloring of my scales helps me to avoid predators in the harsh and unforgiving desert. Resources are scarce and I must remain vigilant at all times. But sometimes, I just gotta feel pretty.
 Knice: 0/10 would tread.
 hnnngh: There's a snake in my.... hat?!
 Robespierre: He tried ropin' - didn't work.
 dark.elf.raya: @a sedated moose She's off to tea with Mrs Nesbitt
 a sedated moose: My, Mrs. Wilcox, that is such a lovely hat!
 dark.elf.raya: Consider me well and truly charmed, good sir.
Image 82826   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Stephen Milkmus
 VoR: @Darth Bater Is it still doing the rounds?
 Ukulelemike: I just might start celebrating Christmas again if I had this ornament!
 Darth Bater: @DonkeyPuncher Thanks! Stories are important. :)
 Anus: @Darth Bater Thought it was pretty cool at first glance, but the backstory put it over the top. Fabtasticalness!
 Robespierre: @Darth Bater Every family needs traditions. In my book, this is a great one.
 Darth Bater: @A Pillow of Winds it does grow on you. I can't break the gifting cycle though. It will be haunting white elephant gift exchanges when my kids are grown.
 Robespierre: @Darth Bater I like the hell out of it. I was gifted "Flocked Animal," a fuzzy brown hippopotamus, also about 15 years ago. It has resided on top of my right channel computer speaker ever since,
 Darth Bater: @dark.elf.raya if you were certain about the unicorn, I'd worry about you. But if you stare deep into its void and inky eyes, you'll find the rad uncontrollably pulled from you.
 Darth Bater: The Lederhosen Unicorn has been in my family for almost 15 years now. It first showed up at our first family white elephant gift exchange. My aunt was able to find trinkets like this before Amazon was a big thing. It has since shown up in every family white elephant gift exchange. Apparently no one has opened it. This is the first year I've had it. It will return to be re-gifted next Christmas.
 anonymous: @dark.elf.raya I'd put it on my Christmas tree
 Robespierre: "Ein fauler Apfel verdirbt nicht den ganzen Haufen, Baby..."
 dark.elf.raya: That is definitely a Bad Apple. Not sure about the Rad-ness of a Furry/Bronicorn in lederhosen though...
Image 82825   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Image 82824 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by eyg. We'll pray for you, eyg.
 Science: @Norm: Yeah, it's really weird and bad. But, having lived in Japan for a time, I can see Japanese girls going berserk for a guy that looks like him dressing up in a loli costume.
 nanananana: Lady Baby on Youtube; you'll regret it.
 Joe Bird: Dammit... Supposed to read " Chad Kroeger's deleted scenes from Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty" music video.
 Joe Bird: Chad Kroekeleted scenes from Avril Lavigne's "Hello Kitty"
 a sedated moose: New Andrew W.K. album looking to do me an uncomfortable.
 Mexico: Sweaty wrestlers in maid outfits running through Akihabara...
Image 82823   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Urchin
Image 82822 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by badger. You have brought shame on us, badger.
 DrinkMixMan: "Exclusive!" Wow, I wonder how Superman comics got this scoop?
 Robespierre: @anonymous It's that bod that binds his spells
 SomeCanadian: The Spellbinder looks like a gay NASCAR fan.
 anonymous: @hnnngh How does he have time to spellbind anyone? He clearly has to spend all day in the gym to maintain that body.
 Anus: @Mexico We don't know how to write super-smartsness, so we just dumbs down everyone else for contrast
 hnnngh: @anonymous It's how he spellbinds you.
 Mexico: Superman lives in the universe with the least observant people.
 anonymous: one leg and one arm are checkered lol so random
 hnnngh: Best disguise in comics.
 dark.elf.raya: He stole my glasses again...
Image 82821   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Mister S
 Unbathed: @Meow People who are more than 70% leg look liike 82688.
 Mattixvii: I have no idea what the hell is going on here but I totally agree and would buy any product related to it. Old advertising is the best advertising apparently.
 Robespierre: @your nana Now, plie...
 your nana: "i don't always dance ballet en pointe, but when i do, i wear a halter mini and my panties on my head, instead! tee hee!"
 your nana: she's a little cheeky
 a sedated moose: All sorts of Ridgid for that spindizzy.
 anonymous: Looking forward to real ads like this for private custom spaceships soon.
 Meow: shes like 70% leg
 Robespierre: Ridgid ads and calendars through the '70s are all worthy of a Rad. Top work, @Darth Bater.
 Knice: Yeah, she wants the ol' spicy spindizzy.
 aoaoaoao: No lie, I completely dig this retrofuturism. 10/10 Would Rad again.
Image 82820   02-11-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
 redmonkey3: @your nana @A Decent Fellow "Celena and Martin aka The Filigree"...
 shark: @your nana I feel really bad about it but I don't know, i found it uncredited on a website. If you do figure out who it is I would love to know
 your nana: ooh, i really like this artwork! @A Decent Fellow who is the artist?
 Robespierre: Breaking the Fifth Wall
 Unbathed: Space is a dark ocean, on the other side of the air wall. We will break that wall someday, and swim the dark ocean.
Image 82819   02-11-16   Uploaded by    A Decent Fellow
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