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243541  Mad Collager: @jochenau Fun fact: In German, the same word is used for "White horse" and "mildew". I guess that makes for some confusion at your girlfriend's shower.

243537  wolfpk: This is meme is dumb as hell..... but yeah, I laughed.

243543  Mad Collager: @jochenau I read that the light patches are from goggles he wears in the tanning bed. He looks more natural when he's been outside golfing, because he doesn't wear the goggles then. The color being from a bad rub-on tan is a myth, at least according to a make-up guy who got a close look at his skin. The color is just too even not to be natural.

243487  Annoying Vegan : What about Naughty Multiverse?

243540  wolfpk: ELF on the Shelf demands "favors" for a good report.

243530  BILL DOOR: A NICE HEART.

243196  tib gubb: my personal rule about this kind of thing goes the same as with guns - i'll stop when everyone else does.

243537  WannaBee: @jochenau 8,001

243545  wolfpk: Which Harry Potter?

243199  tib gubb: safety regulations aren't for do-ers

243534  BILL DOOR: CATS ARE NICE.

243205  tib gubb: @Mr. Whiskers lmbo

243218  tib gubb: nobody likes emo sonic

243219  tib gubb: you saved 80 cents, but at what cost?

243542  Annoying Vegan : I chew it all day, except at mealtimes when I stick it behind my ear.

243526  Springbok: The only thing better than a pupper is a frosted pupper.

243544  Not A Bot: that's a long time to have an erection

243537  Springbok: @jochenau Literally 8,001

243539  Springbok: I bet he likes Oreos.

243540  Springbok: I always knew Elf on the Shelf had some crooked shit going on

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243466 dangerkeith3000: @Christina I agree. To have it make sense, use the subjuctive. Or add "the fact that" instead of just "that" and keep the indicative since now it's a fact. Either way works. Thanks!

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 eyg: "Cheese" Die!
 Catcat: @Ulillillia this joke is funnier than this image will ever be
 Warezlock: sigh.......
 Ulillillia: In this issue: "The Haunted Spicy Keychain"
Image 82473   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
439
 
 Korrok: @Warezlock What is this, a game of clue?
 CrustyDusty: Denny's new take-out platter
 Frank herbert: that's a large bowl of death
 BILL DOOR: STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY JUNK DRAWER, ALBERT.
 Warezlock: I suspect @Korrok approves...I know I do.
 Warrax: That is a big ole' plate of nachoss
 obama: Oh nice, Magic Eyes pictures for young aspiring serial killers... This one's a sailboat made of Mother's face skin.
Image 82472   02-09-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
402
 
 CrustyDusty: @SadbotThe server apparently left the tip in the box. :p
 Janston: At least they hermetically sealed the burger away from the Dong by using plastic wrap.
 JackSkellington: I don't see the problem that is obviously just a friendly spaceship?
 dobbiesdoogs: have it your way
 Sadbot: I'm certain her server didn't get a tip
 Warrax: Being that this is burger king, I have no problem believing this is legit.
 Knice: She does not appear to be loving it.
 NoRagrets: @Fiasco Beats pickled D.
 Ulillillia: Whopper
 potato: She didn't want the D or the pickles, but both she received.
Image 82471   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
689
 
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Never trust a goddamn Elf, or any other fae creature.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Terry, sorry, not Sir Pratchett. Let's get the style correct.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Pratchett forgot that 'bad' means 'good' to young'ins, but strangely that didn't spoil the idea.
 CrustyDusty: Typical Dwarvish propaganda.
 dark.elf.raya: Oh stop, I'm turning all pink... flatterer.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR Congrats on becoming green! Stick with us, you'll be purple in no time
 ron mexico: racist if true
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is most awful and artificial. Radded
 Knice: Someone's calling you out,@dark.elf.raya
 WaffleIron: Rad for terry pratchett.
 Air Biscuit: Whats bad about making toys?
 crudites: The elf across the hall is stealing my mail, I'm fucking sure of it.
Image 82470   02-09-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Image 82469 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by androbot. We'll pray for you, androbot.
Score:
254
 
 zoso: anyone notice the blood?
 Air Biscuit: I bet you could xatch soooo many fish with those antlers. The problem would be getting them to your mouth...
Image 82468   02-09-16   Uploaded by    fart
Image 82467 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. You have brought shame on us, frankie.
Score:
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 San DoDo: :(
 kittylitter: what is drooling? is this a sign of animal abuse?
 Robespierre: A long-time AG favourite
 CrustyDusty: Uncle Rufus' last photo before cirrhosis took his life
 dark.elf.raya: Is this your entry of the profile pics? Because we need your name in the image as proof...
 A duck: If Jonathan was a fish
 Knice: Magestic creature.
 tib gubb: mister saturn before coffee
 SoyUnPerdedor: The official mascot of the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign
 J. Random Bozo: It's a derp water fish
 HermwoodLitmajor: @There was a bob here -- I was going to make the same joke about Ziggy
 Unbathed: It's a deep water fish out of dep water goo.gl/qITqF4
 Unbathed: It's a deep
 Mahspoontoobig: This thing looks like how I feel all the time.
 crudites: @Solemn man, now I know you crazy.
 There was a bob here: Mr. Saturn not looking too well.
 Solemn: @crudites Because it's a fish that looks like a literal blob of flesh. The best names are the simplest ones, after all.
 crudites: Why do they call it a blobfish?
 Theta Zero: Hello, blobfish, my old friend.
Image 82466   02-09-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 Robespierre: This top image has ME pining for the fjords
 a robot: @Nope "Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
 Dick Inspector: Didn't realize the Lion King took place in Norway.
 Ulillillia: Mufasa isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
 Nope: Uh *pushes glasses up* I think you will find in the lion king there was a large plain for the animals to look at the new born king, not a hill and a lake *snort*
 WaffleIron: Looks more like Isla Nublar than Africa
 Cheeze: Finally! Now I can reenact the scene with my cat!
 Air Biscuit: The monarchy long since overthrown, this historical site is now being considered as the location of the next red bull flugtag.
Image 82465   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
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 Extreme Locorito: The pisser appears tethered...
 Cami: @Cami ...sorry...actually nitrite.
 Cami: Nitrate fertilizer.
 Dick Inspector: @Mr. Shine Not 'from whence'. 'Whence' on it's own already means 'from where'.
 chive34: p style
 Nope: Old timey drawings like it big - Grindr
 sassysass: "Fuck's sake, Theodore. Goddammit. This is literally my fulltime job, and you know it. It was this or prostitute, and once you're done pissing all over my PH balance and I'm fired, the choice is down to one. You jackanaping dickhole."
 Janston: Li'l peasant be swinging some pipe.
 Trumpysucks: This really should be the universal response if some random stranger lets it rip in front of you.
 Mr. Shine: "From Whence Doth Urine Originate? A Wee Booke for Children."
 Air Biscuit: It must be a party because they brought noisemakers
 Unbathed: That's not shrinkage.
Image 82464   02-09-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
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