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228265  BavidDowie: It burns when I pee

228119  BavidDowie: Heck yes, Wikipedia says they're real.

228263  DrinkMixMan: I'm starting to suspect they are...

228271  kimjongun: Beauty of North Korea.

228098  BavidDowie: Dis mah spleen

228101  BavidDowie: Son...you know your mom's maiden name, LePew? There's something I need to tell you. You're half...French.

228247  Sadbot: @Mexico I'd recommend it...I think, it's been over a decade since I watched it all the way through. Just know that there's a follow up movie because fans were so pissed about the ending...watch that, too.

228103  BavidDowie: I hate this meme

228259  Teechur: Chillinhuahua

228119  BavidDowie: If it rains during a full moon... could you get a moonbow?

228133  BavidDowie: I'm getting verklimpt...I'll give you a topic...Do you feel lucky?

228144  BavidDowie: I ain't nothin but a gander, honkin all the time

228247  Mexico: @Sadbot It is to my great shame that I couldn't come up with anything better than parodying the opening theme because I haven't seen Evangelion all the way through.

228147  BavidDowie: @Amy Housewine don't believe everything you read *purrrrr*

228256  addend: I don't have the stomach for it.

228257  addend: Big BAD wolf.

228258  addend: "In last week's episode of 'Soap'..."

228247  Sadbot: Eat the Double Down, Shinji, or Rei will have to

228177  BavidDowie: Babe... there's a fungus among us.

228185  BavidDowie: Nice time-delay fuse

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228003 Austin: If you haven't see wizard people Dear reader go do it right now

228072 Drump Porbs: uh huh @a robot!!!

228183 glenalec: Please explain?

228047 SuedeOxford: When two people kiss, they form a long tube with an anus at both ends. This is not worse than that.

227970 DrNinjaman: Louis CK's going ahead with that self help book after all.

228074 Spazstatic: @Warrax if he didn't apologize, he wasn't a gentleman.

228067 glenalec: Contact .... has been made!

228190 duckfarts: that's some pig

227992 Robespierre: @glenalec From Blue Highways by William Least Heat Moon: "Who on Earth would eat wolf fish?" "Ask Mrs. Paul."

228024 VeeKay: O beautiful for spacious skies, For amber waves of grain, For purple mountain majesties, Above the fruited plain! America! America! God shed His grace on thee, And crown thy good with brotherhood, From sea to shining sea!



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Score:
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 eyg: "Cheese" Die!
 Catcat: @Ulillillia this joke is funnier than this image will ever be
 Warezlock: sigh.......
 Ulillillia: In this issue: "The Haunted Spicy Keychain"
Image 82473   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
439
 
 Korrok: @Warezlock What is this, a game of clue?
 CrustyDusty: Denny's new take-out platter
 Frank herbert: that's a large bowl of death
 BILL DOOR: STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY JUNK DRAWER, ALBERT.
 Warezlock: I suspect @Korrok approves...I know I do.
 Warrax: That is a big ole' plate of nachoss
 obama: Oh nice, Magic Eyes pictures for young aspiring serial killers... This one's a sailboat made of Mother's face skin.
Image 82472   02-09-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
402
 
 CrustyDusty: @SadbotThe server apparently left the tip in the box. :p
 Janston: At least they hermetically sealed the burger away from the Dong by using plastic wrap.
 JackSkellington: I don't see the problem that is obviously just a friendly spaceship?
 dobbiesdoogs: have it your way
 Sadbot: I'm certain her server didn't get a tip
 Warrax: Being that this is burger king, I have no problem believing this is legit.
 Knice: She does not appear to be loving it.
 NoRagrets: @Fiasco Beats pickled D.
 Ulillillia: Whopper
 potato: She didn't want the D or the pickles, but both she received.
Image 82471   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
689
 
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Never trust a goddamn Elf, or any other fae creature.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Terry, sorry, not Sir Pratchett. Let's get the style correct.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Pratchett forgot that 'bad' means 'good' to young'ins, but strangely that didn't spoil the idea.
 CrustyDusty: Typical Dwarvish propaganda.
 dark.elf.raya: Oh stop, I'm turning all pink... flatterer.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR Congrats on becoming green! Stick with us, you'll be purple in no time
 ron mexico: racist if true
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is most awful and artificial. Radded
 Knice: Someone's calling you out,@dark.elf.raya
 WaffleIron: Rad for terry pratchett.
 Air Biscuit: Whats bad about making toys?
 crudites: The elf across the hall is stealing my mail, I'm fucking sure of it.
Image 82470   02-09-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Image 82469 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by androbot. You have brought shame on us, androbot.
Score:
254
 
 zoso: anyone notice the blood?
 Air Biscuit: I bet you could xatch soooo many fish with those antlers. The problem would be getting them to your mouth...
Image 82468   02-09-16   Uploaded by    fart
Image 82467 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. Boo, frankie.
Score:
236
 
 San DoDo: :(
 kittylitter: what is drooling? is this a sign of animal abuse?
 Robespierre: A long-time AG favourite
 CrustyDusty: Uncle Rufus' last photo before cirrhosis took his life
 dark.elf.raya: Is this your entry of the profile pics? Because we need your name in the image as proof...
 A duck: If Jonathan was a fish
 Knice: Magestic creature.
 tib gubb: mister saturn before coffee
 SoyUnPerdedor: The official mascot of the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign
 J. Random Bozo: It's a derp water fish
 HermwoodLitmajor: @There was a bob here -- I was going to make the same joke about Ziggy
 Unbathed: It's a deep water fish out of dep water goo.gl/qITqF4
 Unbathed: It's a deep
 Mahspoontoobig: This thing looks like how I feel all the time.
 crudites: @Solemn man, now I know you crazy.
 There was a bob here: Mr. Saturn not looking too well.
 Solemn: @crudites Because it's a fish that looks like a literal blob of flesh. The best names are the simplest ones, after all.
 crudites: Why do they call it a blobfish?
 Theta Zero: Hello, blobfish, my old friend.
Image 82466   02-09-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
172
 
 Robespierre: This top image has ME pining for the fjords
 a robot: @Nope "Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
 Dick Inspector: Didn't realize the Lion King took place in Norway.
 Ulillillia: Mufasa isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
 Nope: Uh *pushes glasses up* I think you will find in the lion king there was a large plain for the animals to look at the new born king, not a hill and a lake *snort*
 WaffleIron: Looks more like Isla Nublar than Africa
 Cheeze: Finally! Now I can reenact the scene with my cat!
 Air Biscuit: The monarchy long since overthrown, this historical site is now being considered as the location of the next red bull flugtag.
Image 82465   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
321
 
 Extreme Locorito: The pisser appears tethered...
 Cami: @Cami ...sorry...actually nitrite.
 Cami: Nitrate fertilizer.
 Dick Inspector: @Mr. Shine Not 'from whence'. 'Whence' on it's own already means 'from where'.
 chive34: p style
 Nope: Old timey drawings like it big - Grindr
 sassysass: "Fuck's sake, Theodore. Goddammit. This is literally my fulltime job, and you know it. It was this or prostitute, and once you're done pissing all over my PH balance and I'm fired, the choice is down to one. You jackanaping dickhole."
 Janston: Li'l peasant be swinging some pipe.
 Trumpysucks: This really should be the universal response if some random stranger lets it rip in front of you.
 Mr. Shine: "From Whence Doth Urine Originate? A Wee Booke for Children."
 Air Biscuit: It must be a party because they brought noisemakers
 Unbathed: That's not shrinkage.
Image 82464   02-09-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
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