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216123  addend: Also, scratched all your vinyl and CDs.

216116  Skaalar: I tolerate how you snort laugh at every picture of a pet you find.

216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

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215938 FatTigerWoods: The abyss stares at you even when you're not staring back

216040 Annoying Vegan : Anybody up for some twatwaffles?

216098 bobby: That's uhhh... a rather loose butthole

216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

215977 apoxia: Prescient. People are either on their phones or on a computer.

215898 El Barto: *Sharpie sounds* IAM GOODENOUGH

216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?

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 eyg: "Cheese" Die!
 Catcat: @Ulillillia this joke is funnier than this image will ever be
 Warezlock: sigh.......
 Ulillillia: In this issue: "The Haunted Spicy Keychain"
Image 82473   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
 Korrok: @Warezlock What is this, a game of clue?
 CrustyDusty: Denny's new take-out platter
 Frank herbert: that's a large bowl of death
 Warezlock: I suspect @Korrok approves...I know I do.
 Warrax: That is a big ole' plate of nachoss
 obama: Oh nice, Magic Eyes pictures for young aspiring serial killers... This one's a sailboat made of Mother's face skin.
Image 82472   02-09-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
 CrustyDusty: @SadbotThe server apparently left the tip in the box. :p
 Janston: At least they hermetically sealed the burger away from the Dong by using plastic wrap.
 JackSkellington: I don't see the problem that is obviously just a friendly spaceship?
 dobbiesdoogs: have it your way
 Sadbot: I'm certain her server didn't get a tip
 Warrax: Being that this is burger king, I have no problem believing this is legit.
 Knice: She does not appear to be loving it.
 NoRagrets: @Fiasco Beats pickled D.
 Ulillillia: Whopper
 potato: She didn't want the D or the pickles, but both she received.
Image 82471   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Never trust a goddamn Elf, or any other fae creature.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Terry, sorry, not Sir Pratchett. Let's get the style correct.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Pratchett forgot that 'bad' means 'good' to young'ins, but strangely that didn't spoil the idea.
 CrustyDusty: Typical Dwarvish propaganda.
 dark.elf.raya: Oh stop, I'm turning all pink... flatterer.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR Congrats on becoming green! Stick with us, you'll be purple in no time
 ron mexico: racist if true
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is most awful and artificial. Radded
 Knice: Someone's calling you out,@dark.elf.raya
 WaffleIron: Rad for terry pratchett.
 Air Biscuit: Whats bad about making toys?
 crudites: The elf across the hall is stealing my mail, I'm fucking sure of it.
Image 82470   02-09-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Image 82469 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by androbot. You have brought shame on us, androbot.
 zoso: anyone notice the blood?
 Air Biscuit: I bet you could xatch soooo many fish with those antlers. The problem would be getting them to your mouth...
Image 82468   02-09-16   Uploaded by    fart
Image 82467 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. You have brought shame on us, frankie.
 San DoDo: :(
 kittylitter: what is drooling? is this a sign of animal abuse?
 Robespierre: A long-time AG favourite
 CrustyDusty: Uncle Rufus' last photo before cirrhosis took his life
 dark.elf.raya: Is this your entry of the profile pics? Because we need your name in the image as proof...
 A duck: If Jonathan was a fish
 Knice: Magestic creature.
 tib gubb: mister saturn before coffee
 SoyUnPerdedor: The official mascot of the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign
 J. Random Bozo: It's a derp water fish
 HermwoodLitmajor: @There was a bob here -- I was going to make the same joke about Ziggy
 Unbathed: It's a deep water fish out of dep water
 Unbathed: It's a deep
 Mahspoontoobig: This thing looks like how I feel all the time.
 crudites: @Solemn man, now I know you crazy.
 There was a bob here: Mr. Saturn not looking too well.
 Solemn: @crudites Because it's a fish that looks like a literal blob of flesh. The best names are the simplest ones, after all.
 crudites: Why do they call it a blobfish?
 Solemn: This is a blobfish. And it is freakin' ugly. It's so ugly, in fact, that it's the official mascot of the Ugly Animal Preservation Society.
 Theta Zero: Hello, blobfish, my old friend.
Image 82466   02-09-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
 Robespierre: This top image has ME pining for the fjords
 a robot: @Nope "Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
 Dick Inspector: Didn't realize the Lion King took place in Norway.
 Ulillillia: Mufasa isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
 Nope: Uh *pushes glasses up* I think you will find in the lion king there was a large plain for the animals to look at the new born king, not a hill and a lake *snort*
 WaffleIron: Looks more like Isla Nublar than Africa
 Cheeze: Finally! Now I can reenact the scene with my cat!
 Air Biscuit: The monarchy long since overthrown, this historical site is now being considered as the location of the next red bull flugtag.
Image 82465   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
 Extreme Locorito: The pisser appears tethered...
 Cami: @Cami ...sorry...actually nitrite.
 Cami: Nitrate fertilizer.
 Dick Inspector: @Mr. Shine Not 'from whence'. 'Whence' on it's own already means 'from where'.
 chive34: p style
 Nope: Old timey drawings like it big - Grindr
 sassysass: "Fuck's sake, Theodore. Goddammit. This is literally my fulltime job, and you know it. It was this or prostitute, and once you're done pissing all over my PH balance and I'm fired, the choice is down to one. You jackanaping dickhole."
 Janston: Li'l peasant be swinging some pipe.
 Trumpysucks: This really should be the universal response if some random stranger lets it rip in front of you.
 Mr. Shine: "From Whence Doth Urine Originate? A Wee Booke for Children."
 Air Biscuit: It must be a party because they brought noisemakers
 Unbathed: That's not shrinkage.
Image 82464   02-09-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
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