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258226  Annoying Vegan : They are very nice in cinnamon rolls.

258225  MasterTwig: No you're not.

258230  bookcase: This may be a stupid question, but is this from a video game? If not, what is it? Looks like a render.

258177  dangerkeith3000: HAHAHA

258178  dangerkeith3000: How else do you fucking use a phone?

258179  dangerkeith3000: I can't will till I vote that sonuvabitch out of office. BEATO 2018!!!

258182  dangerkeith3000: He's about to fight King Hippo.

258190  dangerkeith3000: Somebody once told me that people taste a bit like pork, yet babies are more fishy tasting.

258217  Mr. Shine: @VoR @Solemn LOTS of pinkeye, though. Just lots.

258192  dangerkeith3000: Deadpool.

258194  dangerkeith3000: They should have eaten all the evidence.

258223  Mr. Shine: He can hear a bag of chips open from ten houses away!

258201  dangerkeith3000: I hate his politics, his a horrible actor, but his memes are GOLD.

258206  dangerkeith3000: Now you gotta wash your hands BEFORE using the bathroom!

258215  dangerkeith3000: NSFW

258218  dangerkeith3000: Both are doable.

258219  dangerkeith3000: Mission: Impossible

258221  dangerkeith3000: I blame chopsticks.

258224  dangerkeith3000: lololol

258226  dangerkeith3000: Oatmeal raisin cookies are sooooo good.

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257995 Passive: The pain is real

258041 DrNinjaman: Tonight, we drink!

258129 Wooden Spoon: Thats fine, but how do women fix a leaky boat?

258106 Jaunty Shrimp: Worst. Font. Ever.

258111 Annoying Vegan : This is wasteful.

258044 DrNinjaman: "SPACE GHOST, COME OUT FOR YOUR WEEKLY BEATING!"

258079 Robespierre: Team building exercises suck

258089 DrNinjaman: Do the eagles have large talons?

258103 Jaunty Shrimp: Your arms r 2 big

258009 Astanapan: wikiHow to run first because until you learn how to bend your knees you're getting nowhere fast.



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11. DerMantis: 1891 points
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Score:
535
 
 eyg: "Cheese" Die!
 Catcat: @Ulillillia this joke is funnier than this image will ever be
 Warezlock: sigh.......
 ethernet: In this issue: "The Haunted Spicy Keychain"
Image 82473   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
439
 
 Korrok: @Warezlock What is this, a game of clue?
 CrustyDusty: Denny's new take-out platter
 Frank herbert: that's a large bowl of death
 BILL DOOR: STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY JUNK DRAWER, ALBERT.
 Warezlock: I suspect @Korrok approves...I know I do.
 Warrax: That is a big ole' plate of nachoss
 obama: Oh nice, Magic Eyes pictures for young aspiring serial killers... This one's a sailboat made of Mother's face skin.
Image 82472   02-09-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
402
 
 CrustyDusty: @SadbotThe server apparently left the tip in the box. :p
 Janston: At least they hermetically sealed the burger away from the Dong by using plastic wrap.
 JackSkellington: I don't see the problem that is obviously just a friendly spaceship?
 dobbiesdoogs: have it your way
 Sadbot: I'm certain her server didn't get a tip
 Warrax: Being that this is burger king, I have no problem believing this is legit.
 Knice: She does not appear to be loving it.
 NoRagrets: @Fiasco Beats pickled D.
 ShamWOW: Whopper
 potato: She didn't want the D or the pickles, but both she received.
Image 82471   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
689
 
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Never trust a goddamn Elf, or any other fae creature.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Terry, sorry, not Sir Pratchett. Let's get the style correct.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Pratchett forgot that 'bad' means 'good' to young'ins, but strangely that didn't spoil the idea.
 CrustyDusty: Typical Dwarvish propaganda.
 dark.elf.raya: Oh stop, I'm turning all pink... flatterer.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR Congrats on becoming green! Stick with us, you'll be purple in no time
 ron mexico: racist if true
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is most awful and artificial. Radded
 Knice: Someone's calling you out,@dark.elf.raya
 WaffleIron: Rad for terry pratchett.
 Air Biscuit: Whats bad about making toys?
 crudites: The elf across the hall is stealing my mail, I'm fucking sure of it.
Image 82470   02-09-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Image 82469 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by androbot. You have brought shame on us, androbot.
Score:
254
 
 zoso: anyone notice the blood?
 Air Biscuit: I bet you could xatch soooo many fish with those antlers. The problem would be getting them to your mouth...
Image 82468   02-09-16   Uploaded by    fart
Image 82467 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. Boo, frankie.
Score:
236
 
 San DoDo: :(
 kittylitter: what is drooling? is this a sign of animal abuse?
 silver: A long-time AG favourite
 CrustyDusty: Uncle Rufus' last photo before cirrhosis took his life
 dark.elf.raya: Is this your entry of the profile pics? Because we need your name in the image as proof...
 A duck: If Jonathan was a fish
 Knice: Magestic creature.
 tib gubb: mister saturn before coffee
 SoyUnPerdedor: The official mascot of the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign
 J. Random Bozo: It's a derp water fish
 HermwoodLitmajor: @There was a bob here -- I was going to make the same joke about Ziggy
 Unbathed: It's a deep water fish out of dep water goo.gl/qITqF4
 Unbathed: It's a deep
 Mahspoontoobig: This thing looks like how I feel all the time.
 crudites: @Solemn man, now I know you crazy.
 There was a bob here: Mr. Saturn not looking too well.
 Solemn: @crudites Because it's a fish that looks like a literal blob of flesh. The best names are the simplest ones, after all.
 crudites: Why do they call it a blobfish?
 Theta Zero: Hello, blobfish, my old friend.
Image 82466   02-09-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 johnnyc: This top image has ME pining for the fjords
 a robot: @Nope "Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
 Dick Inspector: Didn't realize the Lion King took place in Norway.
 cakefizzle: Mufasa isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
 Nope: Uh *pushes glasses up* I think you will find in the lion king there was a large plain for the animals to look at the new born king, not a hill and a lake *snort*
 WaffleIron: Looks more like Isla Nublar than Africa
 Cheeze: Finally! Now I can reenact the scene with my cat!
 Air Biscuit: The monarchy long since overthrown, this historical site is now being considered as the location of the next red bull flugtag.
Image 82465   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
321
 
 Extreme Locorito: The pisser appears tethered...
 Cami: @Cami ...sorry...actually nitrite.
 Cami: Nitrate fertilizer.
 Dick Inspector: @Mr. Shine Not 'from whence'. 'Whence' on it's own already means 'from where'.
 chive34: p style
 Nope: Old timey drawings like it big - Grindr
 sassysass: "Fuck's sake, Theodore. Goddammit. This is literally my fulltime job, and you know it. It was this or prostitute, and once you're done pissing all over my PH balance and I'm fired, the choice is down to one. You jackanaping dickhole."
 Janston: Li'l peasant be swinging some pipe.
 Trumpysucks: This really should be the universal response if some random stranger lets it rip in front of you.
 Mr. Shine: "From Whence Doth Urine Originate? A Wee Booke for Children."
 Air Biscuit: It must be a party because they brought noisemakers
 Unbathed: That's not shrinkage.
Image 82464   02-09-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
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