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272631  Yam: @a robot shit, I see it now. Before that it looked like some horrible bat-sugar glider hybrid

272639  Yam: Alright so heres the 411 folks. Say some gangstarr is dissing your fly girl... you just give him one of these!

272640  Yam: @dangerkeith3000 Good to know, Ill check it out... but this one? Baaaad

272617  mom: it's time for web-maniacs, and we're zany to the max...

272646  Off Topic: Piglets downfall was caused by Pooh discovering honey baked ham.

272627  dangerkeith3000: Super RAD

272631  dangerkeith3000: @a robot and here I thought it was genitalia.

272633  dangerkeith3000: I hope she took the baby out of it!

272592  Passive: Can we stop posting this stupid picture? Its bringing out the worst in people

272637  dangerkeith3000: Oh deer!

272594  Passive: Albreadtross

272604  Passive: Dumbshit, just give him the black pencil

272644  KnowLifer: bite the belt that holds you

272608  Passive: A Snack On Titan?

272640  dangerkeith3000: I just went to this guy's website and a lot of his comic are really effed up. In a good way. No Harry Crumb of course, but this comic here isn't that representative of his work that I've seen.

272654  Jalamunch Totorito: Just give him your lunch! Have you no heart?!

272621  charlemagne: I've made a huge mistake

272635  charlemagne: they do this with puffer fish to get high

272638  charlemagne: siri open the front door. siri, please let me back in. siri I'm sorry, open the front door

272641  dangerkeith3000: Nice...

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272295 DrinkMixMan: Thanks, these injured animals really brightened my day!

272475 Uncle Phil: I guess a steak is a salad too. Cows are made of plants.

272261 Mr Bleak: @Side Boob *Nobody* expects The Spanish Mikado!

272372 Side Boob: Always carry a spare.

272089 Mad Collager: @fanny You'll do fine! If you have any trouble, reply here and I'll trouble-shoot. I just hope I see the reply in time to do you good!

272463 copunter: vvv (they're supposedly the red flowers, I guess)

272540 a sedated moose: @Science isn't that the critter what makes the shit-coffee?

272554 Kaviri: It's your old pal. Ricky Rat!



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 Catcat: @Ulillillia this joke is funnier than this image will ever be
 Warezlock: sigh.......
 ethernet: In this issue: "The Haunted Spicy Keychain"
Image 82473   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Fiasco
Score:
439
 
 Korrok: @Warezlock What is this, a game of clue?
 CrustyDusty: Denny's new take-out platter
 Frank herbert: that's a large bowl of death
 BILL DOOR: STOP POSTING PICTURES OF MY JUNK DRAWER, ALBERT.
 Warezlock: I suspect @Korrok approves...I know I do.
 Warrax: That is a big ole' plate of nachoss
 obama: Oh nice, Magic Eyes pictures for young aspiring serial killers... This one's a sailboat made of Mother's face skin.
Image 82472   02-09-16   Uploaded by    KyleisBobDole
Score:
402
 
 CrustyDusty: @SadbotThe server apparently left the tip in the box. :p
 Janston: At least they hermetically sealed the burger away from the Dong by using plastic wrap.
 JackSkellington: I don't see the problem that is obviously just a friendly spaceship?
 dobbiesdoogs: have it your way
 Sadbot: I'm certain her server didn't get a tip
 Warrax: Being that this is burger king, I have no problem believing this is legit.
 Knice: She does not appear to be loving it.
 NoRagrets: @Fiasco Beats pickled D.
 ShamWOW: Whopper
 potato: She didn't want the D or the pickles, but both she received.
Image 82471   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
689
 
 Ouroborus: Fun fact: Never trust a goddamn Elf, or any other fae creature.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Terry, sorry, not Sir Pratchett. Let's get the style correct.
 Amy Housewine: Sir Pratchett forgot that 'bad' means 'good' to young'ins, but strangely that didn't spoil the idea.
 CrustyDusty: Typical Dwarvish propaganda.
 a robot: @BILL DOOR Congrats on becoming green! Stick with us, you'll be purple in no time
 ron mexico: racist if true
 HermwoodLitmajor: This is most awful and artificial. Radded
 Knice: Someone's calling you out,@dark.elf.raya
 WaffleIron: Rad for terry pratchett.
 Air Biscuit: Whats bad about making toys?
 crudites: The elf across the hall is stealing my mail, I'm fucking sure of it.
Image 82470   02-09-16   Uploaded by    BILL DOOR
Image 82469 is unbelievably bad (score -6) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by androbot. Your image was bad, androbot.
Score:
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 zoso: anyone notice the blood?
 Air Biscuit: I bet you could xatch soooo many fish with those antlers. The problem would be getting them to your mouth...
Image 82468   02-09-16   Uploaded by    fart
Image 82467 is unbelievably bad (score -19) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by frankie. You have brought shame on us, frankie.
Score:
236
 
 San DoDo: :(
 kittylitter: what is drooling? is this a sign of animal abuse?
 silver: A long-time AG favourite
 CrustyDusty: Uncle Rufus' last photo before cirrhosis took his life
 dark.elf.raya: Is this your entry of the profile pics? Because we need your name in the image as proof...
 A duck: If Jonathan was a fish
 Knice: Magestic creature.
 The Bees: mister saturn before coffee
 SoyUnPerdedor: The official mascot of the Ted Cruz Presidential Campaign
 HermwoodLitmajor: @There was a bob here -- I was going to make the same joke about Ziggy
 Unbathed: It's a deep water fish out of dep water goo.gl/qITqF4
 Mahspoontoobig: This thing looks like how I feel all the time.
 crudites: @Solemn man, now I know you crazy.
 There was a bob here: Mr. Saturn not looking too well.
 Solemn: @crudites Because it's a fish that looks like a literal blob of flesh. The best names are the simplest ones, after all.
 crudites: Why do they call it a blobfish?
 god666: Hello, blobfish, my old friend.
Image 82466   02-09-16   Uploaded by    SomeCanadian
Score:
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 johnnyc: This top image has ME pining for the fjords
 a robot: @Nope "Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?"
 Dick Inspector: Didn't realize the Lion King took place in Norway.
 cakefizzle: Mufasa isn't dead, he's just pining for the fjords.
 Nope: Uh *pushes glasses up* I think you will find in the lion king there was a large plain for the animals to look at the new born king, not a hill and a lake *snort*
 WaffleIron: Looks more like Isla Nublar than Africa
 Cheeze: Finally! Now I can reenact the scene with my cat!
 Air Biscuit: The monarchy long since overthrown, this historical site is now being considered as the location of the next red bull flugtag.
Image 82465   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Teh Simpson
Score:
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 Extreme Locorito: The pisser appears tethered...
 Cami: @Cami ...sorry...actually nitrite.
 Cami: Nitrate fertilizer.
 Dick Inspector: @Mr. Shine Not 'from whence'. 'Whence' on it's own already means 'from where'.
 chive34: p style
 Nope: Old timey drawings like it big - Grindr
 sassysass: "Fuck's sake, Theodore. Goddammit. This is literally my fulltime job, and you know it. It was this or prostitute, and once you're done pissing all over my PH balance and I'm fired, the choice is down to one. You jackanaping dickhole."
 Janston: Li'l peasant be swinging some pipe.
 Trumpysucks: This really should be the universal response if some random stranger lets it rip in front of you.
 aristocat: "From Whence Doth Urine Originate? A Wee Booke for Children."
 Air Biscuit: It must be a party because they brought noisemakers
 Unbathed: That's not shrinkage.
Image 82464   02-09-16   Uploaded by    A Pillow of Winds
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