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233926  Uncle Phil: HR just asked me to do last years self eval. I might crib this kid's notes.

233932  Kaviri: Doc, I've been having problems getting out of bed in the morning.

233935  Kaviri: @Scoo Or taking something

233936  Kaviri: I have seen the future, and it is rad my dudes.

233951  Robespierre: Slide a mile when it's only 25 feet long? Tow THAT's a neat trick!

233939  Kaviri: Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 5, 4, 3, 2...

233920  Dreforian: @Robespierre I assumed it was okonomiyaki. Something I want to eat. Something that would probably come out like this image if I tried making it.

233941  Kaviri: So the guy liked his egg cream. What's the big deal?

233938  Robespierre: Ten'll get'cha a hundo the hoomin's name is Hal.

233941  Robespierre: @Jabberwikket From what I can tell it's about Milk Man "A". My ant says it's not worth your ant's time, so don't bother.

233938  Robespierre: Five'll get'cha fifty the cat's name is Dave.

233939  Robespierre: Laziness taken to a whole new level - and I'll bet it's loud as fuck, too

233941  Jabberwikket: Is this about Milkman Dan? Cause if its not about him, I'm not gonna get my ant to read it to me.

233926  trelyate: test taker: Donald Trump

233941  a robot: What the hell is the point of this

233922  WTF: So good you won't believe it's not Spam!

233940  Robespierre: Guess those Volvos really aren't all THAT safe after all

233944  sparename: This missile follows the little red dot

233924  WTF: Sleeps through the routine and Russia still gives her a 10.0

233942  Robespierre: Hm. I want this wall cloud in my living room. And those mammatus would make for a pretty cool ceiling, too

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233781 Science: Somebody stop me! Please.

233823 Beef Supreme: @dangerkeith3000 that's when you swing a leg over the back of a chair when sitting down. The sculpture is clearly airing out his wedding tackle on a warm day.

233867 glenalec: 14 hours With Out Oxygen.

233742 Teechur: @Robespierre Or Sammy Davis Jr.!

233880 FatTigerWoods: Cover up, your genius is showing

233762 Science: GIS results are inconclusive, but look like Track Cyclist. When I rode a bike, my calves were huge, but I never had thighs like these...

233783 hajjpodge: This is too much for me.

233819 Felicity: @Beef Supreme To paraphrase an old quote, Aspergers is Gods way of insuring that the truly gifted arent burdened with children

233737 Wooden Spoon: Louis CK quote in a less repugnant package.

233730 White Rice: @barfolomew @jochenau happy to be of service (but not as happy as the creator has been...ugh, I made myself a little sick thinking about that :-P)



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11. DrinkMixMan: 2113 points
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Score:
651
 
 Largehand: his little head is a skull too
 Blitheryn: This is the only acceptable humanoid baby.
 BILL DOOR: I LOVE THIS PICTURE FOR REASONS I CANNOT FATHOM.
 hex0: Do you ever get to see Skeletor as a dude?
 Pizza: @zazzer Oh my God, do I play, I play every single day...
 dark.elf.raya: Is he friends with the little Joker and little Tom Riddle? Do they have their own sets of blocks? "We kill the Batman" and "I kill Harry Potter" ?
 melted plastic: And he plays!
Image 82318   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Darth Bater
Score:
934
 
 Throb: That is really beautiful
 my wheelhouse: Quoting Mitch Hedburg - Lakeside, my ass. Lake-on.
 logan: This is great. I want to drift around on this lake in a single sail skiff.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Cannibal trees! Time to panic
 dark.elf.raya: Mother Nature always wins
Image 82317   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Punt Numbles
Score:
470
 
 Mr. Shine: People who do this, we get it, you vape.
 J. Random Bozo: If you experience excessive mucus formation lasting more than four hours, contact your physician.
 Warrax: This is what dryer lint looks like in my home dimension.
 Mitchell: This is how non dairy creamer is made. The more you now.
 Knice: Eww, it's gross when your parents make out.
Image 82316   02-09-16   Uploaded by    JackSkellington
Score:
629
 
 Throb: @PenguinBartender omg I must've just internally corrected them to commas or something. I want to take back my rad now.
 Science: He watches, lurking beneath the sea.
 Korrok: I don't get it Cthulhu's a cool dude. Stacy should feel lucky.
 usernamee: dumb but funny
 myrealname: uhhhhhhhh
 Warrax: It's like they're trying to convince us this is a bad thing?
 Ulillillia: Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old. Fed up with life and the way things are going, he decides to rob a liquor store. But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart. And suddenly, his conscience comes into play.
 PenguinBartender: The terrible. Period placement earned. This post a bad. Vote.
 SomeCanadian: @dark.elf.raya It's hard to meet a good cosmic horror these days.
 dark.elf.raya: @Knice Oh, of course. Cthulu is just a good gateway into others like Korrok.
 Knice: Once you go @Korrok, you never go bok.
 dark.elf.raya: Wait... I could have met Cthulu online instead of my awful exes?! Dammit! Missed opportunities!
Image 82315   02-09-16   Uploaded by    peeper
Score:
240
 
 KnowLifer: Pleasure throne
 Unbathed: Exhausting.
 Yam: It's all fun and games until someone mistakes that chair for a chair
Image 82314   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Capital
Score:
377
 
 VoR: @Air Biscuit shame it wasn't a pick up truck
 Air Biscuit: Fits way more chicks than a lamborghini.
 dark.elf.raya: Missed opportunity to paint it like The Mystery Machine
Image 82313   02-09-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
686
 
 dark.elf.raya: @chefcore The word 'Would' - generally used on images of attractive women that users deem worthy to have sex with.
 chefcore: @dark.elf.raya Whats it a switcheroo for? The reason I said my comment wasn't necessary is because the image caption was good enough...
 Flirb Dampumple: Just take those old records off the shelf
 dark.elf.raya: @chefcore Seriously? I know what that's a switcheroo for...
 Mitchell: Footloose feline, even has socks on!
 Flarmie: I prefer the ol' spicy keychain.
 shitshow: Just gave his owner the ol' Spicy Litter box.
 Coolguy: Well it's a Siamese cat, they do Kung fu from time to time
 SomeCanadian: Jaunty.
 chefcore: My comment is unnecessary
 dark.elf.raya: Hello mah darlin', hello mah baby, hello mah ragtime gal...
Image 82312   02-09-16   Uploaded by    marxist
Score:
289
 
 Jesus Friend: *Respiro pesante*
 Darth Bater: Muy muy bueno!
 Coolguy: No Es Malo, Es Bueno
 SomeCanadian: BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!!!
 Knice: Malo
Image 82311   02-09-16   Uploaded by    hnnngh
Image 82310 is unbelievably bad (score 0) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by vape station. Your image was bad, vape station.
Score:
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 Flirb Dampumple: @hnnngh That was the epistle 2 weeks ago. Naturally I was planning my next a-g comment at the time.
 hnnngh: @Flirb Dampumple When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I put the ways of childhood behind me... Well played, sir.
 Flirb Dampumple: 1 Corinthians 13:11
 sundragon: Brony!
 Stanley Pain: Meth? Not even ounce.
 Ulillillia: It's nice that they made a cake for that developmentally-disabled gentleman's birthday.
 Warezlock: This sort of thing isn't for everypony.
Image 82309   02-09-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
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