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163921  Borkf: @fanny I was freaked out for half a second scrolling down. Such RAD though.

163944  Dan Tagonistic: Music to strangle your spouse to

163923  winwolf: Plot spoilers for The Young Pope?

163926  Borkf: Birrrdddooooqqqqq

163932  Dan Tagonistic: @Teechur Yeah I was thinking about what tape you might need. Gaffer tape is easy to tear so presumably no good?

163926  winwolf: I think your bird needs a reboot.

163936  Borkf: @Bob FAKE NEWS!

163888  Hosebag: Doberman asks why you are scratching his dinner?

163937  Borkf: @ignatz the duck that lands so clumsily on a frozen pond in winter But the intoxicating power of our love Transforms this simple act into an anthropomorphic drama Where Mr Duck's embarrassed and the other ducks are laughing 'Quack quack quack quack quack'

163891  Hosebag: It was a three dog night.

163932  winwolf: @Dan Tagonistic Gaf tape would be easier...and everything's better with gaf tape.

163944  Elleander: How come they BOTH look annoyed af?

163897  Hosebag: Ow, my eye.

163908  Hosebag: Baboons are in Danny's room again.

163941  ch: ----- Pretendus wallus

163941  winwolf: Anatomy of a mime.

163942  ch: "Billy don't you quit on me we win this dance marathon, get those tires and drive out of this hell hole to Scottsdale, get jobs and paint the to -- Billy noooOOOOOOOO"

163936  Bob: @Knice Alternate lyrics

163939  Derp Herpigan: *magnified borkf*

163941  Alkavarion: But where's the tum?

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163892 Theimposter: @Lestrange. Also star of David pants, for some odd reason.So ylyes, will probably win.

163761 Science: @jochenau: I've got a secret room above my garage where the owners supposedly hid booze during prohibition. We found old Canadian Rye bags and bottle protectors up there.

163880 wolfpk: When you know it is time to dissolve the band.

163865 yev: fbi employs all sorts now...

163776 whiplash: I drank all this medicine but I still have diabetes.

163785 Snake Jesus: @enfanta Yeah, that's the one.

163794 Snowta: @Prostata Fishdicks

163737 Amy Housewine: That duck is actually the appointed Banana Regulator.

163782 whiplash: I was able to get the dish out, and put the ice cream in the dish, and find a spoon, and eat the ice cream, and write this note, but I'm just a kid and I don't know how to wash dishes!

163806 yev: is she pregnant?



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11. ChubbyBuddy: 3163 points
12. Gomi Day: 3126 points
13. scribbs: 2997 points
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Score:
603
 
 Pikachu: Photoshop
 Mr. Whiskers: Gimme an S! Gimme an H!...
 SomeCanadian: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat, and when I shake my moroccas I go 'boom chickie boom' 'boom chickie boom' 'boom chickie boom'
Image 81301   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
116
 
 robford: Twerking cats can't give consent
 Johnny: It's not like that I don't still love the cat or nothing. The cat is stiill rad. I just get kinda sad.
 Johnny: If I give my cat catnip, and he doesn't eat it all up. I get pissed.
 Thurb Grunombies: He learned it from watching me!
Image 81300   02-04-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
197
 
 Unbathed: Community Supported Agriculture
 Yttermayn : I prefer it directly from the source.
 Mitchell: Yeeaah, nothing could possibly be transmissible in unhomogenized human milk.
Image 81299   02-04-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
1320
 
 Messed Up Dog: Wat do?
 a robot: So he built that giant snow fort just to attract foxes? Rad.
 Knice: Little guy's about to play "Food, Not-Food?"
 SomeCanadian: Firefox has encountered... actually I don't know what it encountered.
 LogicKitty: Soooooooo cute
Image 81298   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
328
 
 Micro Jackson: You missed a spot
 CrustyDusty: A gear-head's dream- spits Armorall and her seat is fine Corinthian leather...
 flommmm: Drunk cars can't give consent
 Dan Tagonistic: GHB - not even once
 Janston: I'm not sure the use for this stock image, but I'm sure there is one
 Johnny: Lick the Mechanical Man.!!.
 Mr. Butt: I am sexually attracted to women.
 Knice: Lower-tier rimjob.
 dickbutt: #72377 was a while ago... nutted but she still lickin
 Thurb Grunombies: She'd go nuts for E. Honda
 Coolguy: Import car magazines really lost there edge recently
Image 81297   02-04-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
447
 
 neutron: horribly unfunny
 morakdais: @a robot NOR HAVE I
 a robot: WHY HAVEN'T I RECEIVED MINE YET I AM SO SAD
 Coolguy: acurate: That image was bad
Image 81296   02-04-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
282
 
 Micro Jackson: He has that effect on people
 HermwoodLitmajor: House of Windsor, M.D.
 Heroin Bob: Why so serious?
 Dan Tagonistic: "And how long have you been a corpse?"
 a robot: Prince Charles: "I have no idea what I'm doing."
 Mexico: New from ChristCo! A realistic Linda Blair doll! Practice your exorcism skills! Can you save her soul from Satan?
 AdaMan: I didnt know robots could also be undead
 grizzly: She's dead, Jim.
Image 81295   02-04-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
289
 
 Janston: Either a cop or the kind of asshole who could use a dick punching
 Air Biscuit: If you wear the little hat in a McDonald's, youre gonna get some orders.
 Coolguy: entrapment
 J. Random Bozo: 7fas7er 7furiouser
Image 81294   02-04-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
422
 
 Knice: @LogicKitty If a logic-kitty doesn't make sense of it, I'm done.
 chemical: Okay, this is actually funny
 LogicKitty: Neither do I@Knice
 Coolguy: Shut up cat! You know nothing!
 Knice: I don't get it.
Image 81293   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
91
 
 Science: I am the Viper - I'm here to vipe the vindows...
 a robot: Beware of the viper! The vindshield viper strikes at midnight!
 Mittens: HERES A LITTLE SOMETHIN FOR U BUSTAS
 J. Random Bozo: I got in focus for looking at this
 Knice: @Coolguy I think that means Badvote. Does it mean Badvote? I'm going to vote Bad.
 Coolguy: @Knice It's totally neo-dada
 Knice: I still don't get it.
 Alastair: You'll Cowards Don't Even Vote Rad.
 Coolguy: DAMN SON! SICK ASS BURN!
 daver: ayy lmao
Image 81292   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
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