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248803  a robot: If you're a skeleton, aren't you already dead?

248812  lolnotrly: Murder is a little much. Try with a fine for jay walking

248812  Mumbles: That's so raven.

248796  Christina: Edit and send.

248635  isosceleswaffle: Joke's on you clickbait, I remember all the embarrassing things I did in the past couple decades or so.

248799  Scoo: They're all good names, Brenthovan

248762  Scoo: @E. HONDA Kreacher was definitely a House Orc

248693  Science: @dangerkeith3000: How about something that you'll actually want to watch? (I kid - Amazon Prime has much worse content)

248802  Yurishiro: Those claws tell a different less cute story.

248807  Yurishiro: SO MUCH KNOB

248788  Science: @jochenau: That too.

248809  Yurishiro: HA! You can't wirte!

248810  Yurishiro: But I won't.

248792  Yurishiro: @Side Boob You have to yell "PENIS FOR PASSWORD"

248797  Yurishiro: *tiny voices chanting*

248792  WTF: I yelled 'A9F1BDF1DAB1NVT4F4F59' and passed out from lack of oxygen.

248801  Yurishiro: Dunked in the nuts by my own nuts.

248788  Yurishiro: Liar. SHOW US THE FEET.

248791  Yurishiro: @Zarathustra @Yam isn't barrack where they train soldiers?

248797  sparename: Lady Fractelle

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2. glenalec
3. Air Biscuit
4. dangerkeith3000
5. Felicity
6. WannaBee
7. Mr. Shine
8. DrNinjaman
9. Christina
10. Telkwa



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248670 Mr. Shine: @charlemagne genius comment, I loved it!

248667 Hokie333: Heeeaaarrrrd.... yyyyyoooou.... wwwaaasssss... tallllkinnnnnnggg... ssshhhhiiiiiit....

248691 Air Biscuit: What medusa calls "collateral damage"

248701 Sadbot: @Otterman That sounds like a good time. I had the fried sauerkraut, fried fried chicken and waffles, and fried chocolate chip pancake over a few years. The most underwhelming and overhyped was fried beer. "What if there were PBR Hot Pockets?" was not a question worth answering. Also I hope you went to the petting zoo, I like the wallabys

248684 Springbok: Seems familiar

248597 DrNinjaman: Cambridge Analytics is sneaky as fuck

248685 Felicity: Wasn*t that what Wreck-Gar said?

248542 Science: @WannaBee: Ok - haven't bought any in many years.

248680 bug: pornhub

248734 glenalec: Get rid of post-baby belly with this one weird trick.



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TaintJuice uploaded 248356 (906 points)
god666 uploaded 248377 (906 points)
randomhobo uploaded 248654 (899 points)
Supermansbrother uploaded 248687 (894 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248302 (893 points)
younglink uploaded 248579 (863 points)
Annoying Vegan uploaded 248728 (856 points)
Salvador Molly uploaded 248522 (846 points)
midgetcastle uploaded 248537 (846 points)


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 5. Not A Bot: 2722 points
 6. Bagels: 2535 points
 7. Side Boob: 2418 points
 8. violentwrath: 2270 points
 9. Springbok: 2124 points
10. Nope: 2114 points
11. dingding: 2111 points
12. Shay: 1944 points
13. Mr. Shine: 1881 points
14. Yurishiro: 1860 points
15. clayjar: 1860 points
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Score:
603
 
 Pikachu: Photoshop
 Mr. Whiskers: Gimme an S! Gimme an H!...
 SomeCanadian: My name is Cuban Pete, I'm the king of the rumba beat, and when I shake my moroccas I go 'boom chickie boom' 'boom chickie boom' 'boom chickie boom'
Image 81301   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Warrax
Score:
116
 
 robford: Twerking cats can't give consent
 Johnny: It's not like that I don't still love the cat or nothing. The cat is stiill rad. I just get kinda sad.
 Johnny: If I give my cat catnip, and he doesn't eat it all up. I get pissed.
 Thurb Grunombies: He learned it from watching me!
Image 81300   02-04-16   Uploaded by    waynelord
Score:
197
 
 Unbathed: Community Supported Agriculture
 Yttermayn : I prefer it directly from the source.
 Mitchell: Yeeaah, nothing could possibly be transmissible in unhomogenized human milk.
Image 81299   02-04-16   Uploaded by    steve
Score:
1320
 
 Messed Up Dog: Wat do?
 a robot: So he built that giant snow fort just to attract foxes? Rad.
 Knice: Little guy's about to play "Food, Not-Food?"
 SomeCanadian: Firefox has encountered... actually I don't know what it encountered.
 LogicKitty: Soooooooo cute
Image 81298   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Unicorn
Score:
328
 
 Micro Jackson: You missed a spot
 CrustyDusty: A gear-head's dream- spits Armorall and her seat is fine Corinthian leather...
 flommmm: Drunk cars can't give consent
 Dan Tagonistic: GHB - not even once
 Janston: I'm not sure the use for this stock image, but I'm sure there is one
 Johnny: Lick the Mechanical Man.!!.
 Knice: Lower-tier rimjob.
 dickbutt: #72377 was a while ago... nutted but she still lickin
 Thurb Grunombies: She'd go nuts for E. Honda
 Coolguy: Import car magazines really lost there edge recently
Image 81297   02-04-16   Uploaded by    S R N
Score:
447
 
 neutron: horribly unfunny
 morakdais: @a robot NOR HAVE I
 a robot: WHY HAVEN'T I RECEIVED MINE YET I AM SO SAD
 Coolguy: acurate: That image was bad
Image 81296   02-04-16   Uploaded by    cromerstu
Score:
282
 
 Micro Jackson: He has that effect on people
 HermwoodLitmajor: House of Windsor, M.D.
 Heroin Bob: Why so serious?
 Dan Tagonistic: "And how long have you been a corpse?"
 a robot: Prince Charles: "I have no idea what I'm doing."
 Mexico: New from ChristCo! A realistic Linda Blair doll! Practice your exorcism skills! Can you save her soul from Satan?
 AdaMan: I didnt know robots could also be undead
 grizzly: She's dead, Jim.
Image 81295   02-04-16   Uploaded by    J. Random Bozo
Score:
289
 
 Janston: Either a cop or the kind of asshole who could use a dick punching
 Air Biscuit: If you wear the little hat in a McDonald's, youre gonna get some orders.
 Coolguy: entrapment
 J. Random Bozo: 7fas7er 7furiouser
Image 81294   02-04-16   Uploaded by    deathawaits
Score:
449
 
 Knice: @LogicKitty If a logic-kitty doesn't make sense of it, I'm done.
 chemical: Okay, this is actually funny
 LogicKitty: Neither do I@Knice
 Coolguy: Shut up cat! You know nothing!
 Knice: I don't get it.
Image 81293   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
72
 
 Science: I am the Viper - I'm here to vipe the vindows...
 a robot: Beware of the viper! The vindshield viper strikes at midnight!
 Mittens: HERES A LITTLE SOMETHIN FOR U BUSTAS
 Knice: @Coolguy I think that means Badvote. Does it mean Badvote? I'm going to vote Bad.
 Coolguy: @Knice It's totally neo-dada
 Knice: I still don't get it.
 Alastair: You'll Cowards Don't Even Vote Rad.
 Coolguy: DAMN SON! SICK ASS BURN!
 daver: ayy lmao
Image 81292   02-04-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
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