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233104  Teechur: Everyone knows it's always the middle finger that gets injured.

233022  glenalec: On the up-side this may just be muddy water (inland Australian soil is exactly that colour).

233105  Teechur: The worst part is when you wake up with your eyes crusted shut.

233107  Teechur: That poor grey duck.

233108  Teechur: My friends and family always look forward to the Arbor Day cards I send out each year.

233109  glenalec: Pictures of my grillfriend!

233067  ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

232713  glenalec: @Nope - I was working in a developing country at the time. Just having a retro-fitted sit-on toilet was a rather big deal! My next place there was a brand new dormitory for 12 with plenty of mod-cons, and I had it all to myself!

233067  ping: @zrj235 There are others but they only work in higher dimensional space. In 3D this is all you get.

232322  glenalec: @Mr Bleak - so that's what she looks like! TBH I honestly have no idea who my own country's PM is or looks like just now.

233029  glenalec: Looks handy!

233063  ping: Backstage at a theatre. I don't know which one.

233038  glenalec: Some people call me the Broccoly Cowboy. Some people call me the gangster of peas.

233056  glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233059  glenalec: There is a tool in mum's nail-file kit for that.

233087  glenalec: @Robespierre - Your Aunt is also apparently content with no freshly trained doctors, engineers, mechanics, etc. to do all the things she will presumably need to have done for the rest of her life :-/

233106  Peter Pantsless: "Hey, let's go." "Can't. Kitty."

233104  glenalec: Not many people know that you call a badly crushed hand a 'hamd'.

233107  bug: AFLAAAACKKK

233085  bug: @Not A Bot Bottom left.

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233004 Robespierre: @Nope This is somehow OK because the NRA has bought and paid for all of the politicians they need; i.e., Marco Rubio alone has received $17.5 million from the NRA over the years

233032 zrj235: @GoGo Robotto i remember the original of that game from like 15 years ago. fuck yes.

233027 bug: Box full of cats unrelated.

233056 glenalec: Fore SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALE!!

233022 zrj235: @copunter but people poop in there

233068 Teechur: @Mr. Shine The dentist examined him and said, "Aaaah. Here's the problem. You have an abscess." "WHAT!? How the heck did that guy know I have an abscess?" The dentist replied, "The monk in the Himalayans" I get a lot of business from that wise man. You see, 'Abscess makes the fart go Honda.'"

232910 zrj235: @Peter Pantsless seconded. didn't need to feel worse than i already did. this isn't 4chan even tho i might shitpost while drunk. there are limits.

232934 kornisjon: This is rather aggressive. I hope that she will find someone who is interested.

233067 ping: @jochenau @addend Just a "one of these things is not like the others" moment. They're all called something-hedron apart from the cube. And since Mascot is in assassin/secret agent mode from #232800...

233055 Coolguy: @a robot ah, good looking out. I figured the random ass modern baby name thing. But would have never imagined the names were from an old Japanese baseball game. Oh Japan, what will I do with you.



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Score:
513
 
 Bitcoin Burglar: Hey, I think the masturbator is taller
 Korrok: @rinaldi1337 Korrok will catch you, weather you want it or not.
 Cami: I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing......
 Viles Davis: Hands are all sticky, climb back up like Spider-Man.
 Frank herbert: jesus will cum for me
 rinaldi1337: i masterbate to korrok nightmare porn...i want to die afterwards
 HermwoodLitmajor: Where you see only one set of tracks, I bugged out because you were spanking it
 Pikachu: Before I stop waxing my carrot I would like to see a list of people that fell off a cliff and were saved by belief in a mythical deity.
 Fecal position: Its roughly 10ft further down, possibly into water. Just tuck and roll when you land buddy.
 Warrax: But if Jesus was watching me masturbate, wouldn't mean he'd be there when I fell?
 fumbduck: "Come down! I'll teach you how to masturbate."
 A Post Office: He's probably got the arm strength to just pull himself up.
 Warezlock: dick move Jebus.
 Sadbot: At least I have the grip strength to pull myself back up
 WaffleIron: Not entirely accurate - the masturbater would be at home masturbating, not climbing some stupid cliff.
Image 80744   02-02-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
Score:
113
 
 Air Biscuit: I hope you poked airholes in the bags so the cats can breathe.
 Warrax: I this another canadian holiday? Boxing Day's Eve maybe?
 carpwoman: Ah yes, the setting up of Nordstrom's shoe department. No thank you.
 Coolguy: Bags of boxes
Image 80743   02-02-16   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
Score:
214
 
 Warrax: Fack yo' plants
 Ulillillia: My botanology thesis
Image 80742   02-02-16   Uploaded by    camellia
Score:
537
 
 slowpoke: I thought that brick looked funny.
 Beef Supreme: @smarkles Comment of the Day!
 Frank herbert: fun fact. just his head was placed here. the murderer was not found
 Fecal position: Is there a Pink Floyd joke here? I just can't get it to work
 edvard: Lunch is served.
 Coolguy: What is up my doge
 Joe Bird: @smarkles Fuck yes, Cask of Amontillado.
 Darth Bater: Wall of shame.
 skillet: Sorry, Snowball. You have to stay here until your incision heals.
 smarkles: For the love of God, Montresor!
 eider: Damnit @moonmoon!
 Ulillillia: "So that's where doggies come from!"
Image 80741   02-02-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
Score:
425
 
 VoR: Dark Purple - Overlord
 EijiWolf: rainbow tie-dye forgot
 DrinkMixMan: Flesh password
 nlx27: n0sh1rtt3kk4m4n
 Science: Khaki Spermwaffles
 Korrok: Shirtless Lb.f161.22ut/ds5.77rLOCKpr3.c2!q-s7.KORROKSys.4t/bK?g-gn0.f3SECUREotv/x.19rv8-bvc2/
 Dead Man Walking: Naked Snake
 kristy: Black******* (no relation to David Bowie, RIP)
 Cami: Not falling for it.
 copunter: wait, wait, STOP, EVERYONE! they're trying to find out the color of your shirt!
 ninetailorochimaru: GreyCherrybl0ss0m
 tears as lube: im dying at these comments
 XLY: Blue Weedbeautiful people6669
 Niels Bohr: Blue!63!=74&2, 7!&%hwbduc87jdj37dje dh35e=
 Frank herbert: greendirtycumhole
 CuriouSir: oh my, phishing had gotten really desperate lately, hasnt it?
 Poop van Pants: Blackjizzbomb4u
 Warrax: @MassDefect I don't even know how long ago I read that comic, and I STILL remember that password :)
 MassDefect: @Warrax YES
 Air Biscuit: Blue-...HAH! Well played kristy but im not falling for it.
 tib gubb: black password? seems pretty accurate
 Coolguy: GreynotTellingUShit31415
 San DoDo: Green !"#QWE
 HermwoodLitmajor: Plaid Nicetry
 Noremak: black fucky0udie (that one's for work and my school email)
 Trumpysucks: Blue w33nus
 Sauce Packets: Purple massivecock
 metallica: Gray Mybosssucks666
 Warrax: Black correctHorsebatterystaple
 carpwoman: Lol
 kate shutupton: Flesh comebacklinda6969
 Sadbot: Cheeto Dust Encrusted Password
 a robot: Naked L33THAXXOR69
 WaffleIron: Pfft. No balaclava? No password to my email for you!
 Mahspoontoobig: Camo 12345
 Robespierre: White WhyNot69?
 smarkles: Flesh Admin
 Jaunty Shrimp: Flowerybadassorangutan
 skillet: I'm Blue Sk8trboy69
 Jesus: BlackQwerty nice
 Anus: My hacker name is: GreenPassw0rd123
Image 80740   02-02-16   Uploaded by    kristy
Score:
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 etc: You must construct additional pylons
 Frank herbert: shot. jesus what has it come to when my phone autocorrects legit words to curses!!
 Frank herbert: blue scanner shit the food
 rinaldi1337: bullshit!!! ive been drinking toner for years
 tib gubb: guess who's not invited to the team barbecue this saturday?
 sumo: Fucking wizards
 Mahspoontoobig: Printer needs ink badly.
 WaffleIron: There's a Larry Niven story about why there's no more mana left to run your printer.
 Darth Bater: Concentrate!!
 house md: seriously...
 McBomalds: What an asshole
Image 80739   02-02-16   Uploaded by    angry
Score:
832
 
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb hotel pugafornia?
 tib gubb: eh,by 'them' i meant 'theme', of course.
 tib gubb: see. this is a hotel them i could get behind.
 Warrax: @Ulillillia @Jesus @Jaunty Shrimp You all win :)
 Sadbot: If I wanted a lot of weezing and wet snouts, I'd go to Golden Corral
 Jaunty Shrimp: Sometimes you wanna go where every puggy knows your name, and pugs are always glad you came
 Jesus: this here is the Friendzone
 Ulillillia: A-G is for friends.
Image 80738   02-02-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
Score:
469
 
 Mitchell: Just be thankful it was a pack of prebubescent boys.
 frankie: Who trusts kids in the first place?
 Sadbot: I think the point was that kids were attempting to emulate adults...so, don't trust anybody.
Image 80737   02-02-16   Uploaded by    wootman
Score:
466
 
 Raft Rempumbies: Feel the Barn
 XLY: Seems legit
 Trumpysucks: I want to know what is on Bernie's mix tape
 smarkles: I don't know why I find slightly misspelled words so amusing. Not all of them, but there isn't much of a rhyme or reason to what's good and what's trash.
 Jaunty Shrimp: So nothing from the SuperPacmans?
 MassDefect: *Numbers are in thousands of USD.
 Sparkplug: They misspelled it! It's Hitler Y. Clintock
 Darth Bater: Damn! I never knew Pepe the frog was so stacked! I thought he was just posing : #76989
Image 80736   02-02-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
Score:
314
 
 Korrok: @Darth Bater Sorry, it sounded funnier while I was typing it.
 Korrok: @Darth Bater So does your wife/Horse/significant other.
 rinaldi1337: fucking van gogh!
 willowsprite: Smartphone was certain. This time the breakup was final.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Someone's been working out #absofsteel
 Kool Aid Man: Who uses a phone to call people?
 Darth Bater: I wish My hands were that big.
 foreversmug: thug life
Image 80735   02-02-16   Uploaded by    gary
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