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249700  grizzly: Likely story! Get a job, you bum!

249689  GoGo Robotto: Just looked it up, yes it's a dwarven planet. In Illinois it's a real planet, though.

249696  Joseph: Now I want to know what happened to that miata

249697  Joseph: This fish is not happy

249698  Air Biscuit: "I aint no scrub! Im on the drivers side of my best friends ride!"

249698  Joseph: This dog is happy

249699  Joseph: This cat is happy

249673  Joseph: This saves the planet, but kills my will to live.

249697  grizzly: Death from above.

249692  Air Biscuit: "E ust umped n ere by mselff. I shwere"

249675  sparename: It's the time of year to play Secret Sanitation

249695  well duh: Squompas

249696  FabricMan: Somewhere, the Emperor is cackling

249696  Shay: Here honey, drink some more Haterade.

224598  Air Biscuit: @ignatz themilkshake IS the salad.

249686  Not A Bot: Problem, officer?

249675  FabricMan: Employees only

249687  SuedeOxford: @Mr. Butt Hi Illiterate, I'm Dad.

249689  GoGo Robotto: I thought Pluto got classified as some kind of planet again or something?

249690  GoGo Robotto: This 'friend zone' crap is the same nonsense like this alpha/beta male shit. It's plain sexist...*rant mode off* anyway congratulations for your relationship

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249492 savvoy: From the days before cars had seatbelts

249477 El hefe: How i think it will go.....reality

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 Bitcoin Burglar: Hey, I think the masturbator is taller
 Korrok: @rinaldi1337 Korrok will catch you, weather you want it or not.
 Cami: I regret nothiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing......
 Viles Davis: Hands are all sticky, climb back up like Spider-Man.
 Frank herbert: jesus will cum for me
 rinaldi1337: i masterbate to korrok nightmare porn...i want to die afterwards
 HermwoodLitmajor: Where you see only one set of tracks, I bugged out because you were spanking it
 Pikachu: Before I stop waxing my carrot I would like to see a list of people that fell off a cliff and were saved by belief in a mythical deity.
 Fecal position: Its roughly 10ft further down, possibly into water. Just tuck and roll when you land buddy.
 Warrax: But if Jesus was watching me masturbate, wouldn't mean he'd be there when I fell?
 fumbduck: "Come down! I'll teach you how to masturbate."
 A Post Office: He's probably got the arm strength to just pull himself up.
 Warezlock: dick move Jebus.
 Sadbot: At least I have the grip strength to pull myself back up
 WaffleIron: Not entirely accurate - the masturbater would be at home masturbating, not climbing some stupid cliff.
Image 80744   02-02-16   Uploaded by    guccigucci
 Air Biscuit: I hope you poked airholes in the bags so the cats can breathe.
 Warrax: I this another canadian holiday? Boxing Day's Eve maybe?
 carpwoman: Ah yes, the setting up of Nordstrom's shoe department. No thank you.
 Coolguy: Bags of boxes
Image 80743   02-02-16   Uploaded by    NoRagrets
 Warrax: Fack yo' plants
 fridaynight: My botanology thesis
Image 80742   02-02-16   Uploaded by    camellia
 slowpoke: I thought that brick looked funny.
 Beef Supreme: @smarkles Comment of the Day!
 Frank herbert: fun fact. just his head was placed here. the murderer was not found
 Fecal position: Is there a Pink Floyd joke here? I just can't get it to work
 edvard: Lunch is served.
 Coolguy: What is up my doge
 Joe Bird: @smarkles Fuck yes, Cask of Amontillado.
 Darth Bater: Wall of shame.
 skillet: Sorry, Snowball. You have to stay here until your incision heals.
 smarkles: For the love of God, Montresor!
 eider: Damnit @moonmoon!
 elmosco: "So that's where doggies come from!"
Image 80741   02-02-16   Uploaded by    FarmerWalk
 VoR: Dark Purple - Overlord
 EijiWolf: rainbow tie-dye forgot
 DrinkMixMan: Flesh password
 nlx27: n0sh1rtt3kk4m4n
 Science: Khaki Spermwaffles
 Korrok: Shirtless Lb.f161.22ut/ds5.77rLOCKpr3.c2!q-s7.KORROKSys.4t/bK?g-gn0.f3SECUREotv/x.19rv8-bvc2/
 Dead Man Walking: Naked Snake
 kristy: Black******* (no relation to David Bowie, RIP)
 Cami: Not falling for it.
 copunter: wait, wait, STOP, EVERYONE! they're trying to find out the color of your shirt!
 ninetailorochimaru: GreyCherrybl0ss0m
 tears as lube: im dying at these comments
 XLY: Blue Weedbeautiful people6669
 Niels Bohr: Blue!63!=74&2, 7!&%hwbduc87jdj37dje dh35e=
 Frank herbert: greendirtycumhole
 CuriouSir: oh my, phishing had gotten really desperate lately, hasnt it?
 Poop van Pants: Blackjizzbomb4u
 Warrax: @MassDefect I don't even know how long ago I read that comic, and I STILL remember that password :)
 MassDefect: @Warrax YES
 Air Biscuit: Blue-...HAH! Well played kristy but im not falling for it.
 tib gubb: black password? seems pretty accurate
 Coolguy: GreynotTellingUShit31415
 San DoDo: Green !"#QWE
 HermwoodLitmajor: Plaid Nicetry
 Noremak: black fucky0udie (that one's for work and my school email)
 Trumpysucks: Blue w33nus
 Sauce Packets: Purple massivecock
 metallica: Gray Mybosssucks666
 Warrax: Black correctHorsebatterystaple
 carpwoman: Lol
 kate shutupton: Flesh comebacklinda6969
 Sadbot: Cheeto Dust Encrusted Password
 a robot: Naked L33THAXXOR69
 WaffleIron: Pfft. No balaclava? No password to my email for you!
 Mahspoontoobig: Camo 12345
 Big Bong Theory: White WhyNot69?
 smarkles: Flesh Admin
 Jaunty Shrimp: Flowerybadassorangutan
 skillet: I'm Blue Sk8trboy69
 Jesus: BlackQwerty nice
 Anus: My hacker name is: GreenPassw0rd123
Image 80740   02-02-16   Uploaded by    kristy
 etc: You must construct additional pylons
 Frank herbert: shot. jesus what has it come to when my phone autocorrects legit words to curses!!
 Frank herbert: blue scanner shit the food
 rinaldi1337: bullshit!!! ive been drinking toner for years
 tib gubb: guess who's not invited to the team barbecue this saturday?
 sumo: Fucking wizards
 Mahspoontoobig: Printer needs ink badly.
 WaffleIron: There's a Larry Niven story about why there's no more mana left to run your printer.
 Darth Bater: Concentrate!!
 house md: seriously...
 McBomalds: What an asshole
Image 80739   02-02-16   Uploaded by    angry
 Air Biscuit: @tib gubb hotel pugafornia?
 tib gubb: eh,by 'them' i meant 'theme', of course.
 tib gubb: see. this is a hotel them i could get behind.
 Warrax: @Ulillillia @Jesus @Jaunty Shrimp You all win :)
 Sadbot: If I wanted a lot of weezing and wet snouts, I'd go to Golden Corral
 Jaunty Shrimp: Sometimes you wanna go where every puggy knows your name, and pugs are always glad you came
 Jesus: this here is the Friendzone
 nclaw: A-G is for friends.
Image 80738   02-02-16   Uploaded by    Starry Lemon
 Mitchell: Just be thankful it was a pack of prebubescent boys.
 frankie: Who trusts kids in the first place?
 Sadbot: I think the point was that kids were attempting to emulate, don't trust anybody.
Image 80737   02-02-16   Uploaded by    wootman
 Raft Rempumbies: Feel the Barn
 XLY: Seems legit
 Trumpysucks: I want to know what is on Bernie's mix tape
 smarkles: I don't know why I find slightly misspelled words so amusing. Not all of them, but there isn't much of a rhyme or reason to what's good and what's trash.
 Jaunty Shrimp: So nothing from the SuperPacmans?
 MassDefect: *Numbers are in thousands of USD.
 Sparkplug: They misspelled it! It's Hitler Y. Clintock
 Darth Bater: Damn! I never knew Pepe the frog was so stacked! I thought he was just posing : #76989
Image 80736   02-02-16   Uploaded by    Mittens
 Korrok: @Darth Bater Sorry, it sounded funnier while I was typing it.
 Korrok: @Darth Bater So does your wife/Horse/significant other.
 rinaldi1337: fucking van gogh!
 willowsprite: Smartphone was certain. This time the breakup was final.
 Jaunty Shrimp: Someone's been working out #absofsteel
 Kool Aid Man: Who uses a phone to call people?
 Darth Bater: I wish My hands were that big.
 foreversmug: thug life
Image 80735   02-02-16   Uploaded by    gary
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