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216028  wolfpupy: FUCK YOO REDDIT RESPONDERS. I'm a pretty mermaid!

216127  Skaalar: No joke, I used to work for a restaurant supply company and this guy with a 97 Camry came by one day. He bought a professional grade dishwasher which is about five and half feet tall and three feet wide. Had us strap it to the top of his car and said hed manage. The first turn out of the parking lot and that sucker nearly flipped him over .z

216140  Pudding: The emperor of the sea

216058  sumo: The chlamydia scares me more than that....

216132  addend: Where do I click "Accept"?

216134  addend: "Not one of them offered me any".

216058  p nut: Thanks for letting me know that I needed to look at its hand. I wouldn't have done so otherwise.

216141  addend: @addend You expect the caret sign to appear twice in your post...

216141  addend: You expect 10243 bytes. They only give you 10003.

216058  l0dan: Changing a picture into something less funny isn't an accomplishment.

216142  addend: If Gam-Gam knits you a sweater, you wear it, itchy or not.

215984  Bohab: I think that guy works at papa johns...

216059  jadensmith: Shred Flanders

216142  eider: The 'nip must flow.

216154  sumo: I think don't think he's been tending to his web in awhile. Probably got cooked by the light.

216140  Skinr: @DrinkMixMan WOMP WOMP

216154  parrotsnest: Soon to be biggest damn spider

216152  BlarfyB: Or his head.

216060  younglink: No, that's a pretty big Husky.

216099  Bohab: @jazzjunkie shell siverstein was creepy

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216003 Beeble: "You, uh..... You gonna eat all that?"

215989 Mad Collager: @PushyWebsite Did it become a tuba when it reached adulthood?

215998 piranharama: When she says - Go ahead, I dont mind

216000 apoxia: My mother takes plastic plates when she goes to a pizza restaurant as she doesn't think it's proper to eat right off the big wooden block with the pizza on it. She also takes her own instant coffee to a cafe as she doesn't like strong coffee (she lives in New Zealand where we actually know how to make espresso coffee, not like most places I've been in America). The jar she takes it in is a urine specimen jar. I win.

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216067 Cami: @foreversmug Do you have the CSI suite installed?



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Score:
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 Knice: Return flight: #193139
 romangreek: racist assholes
 Munkybut: @Knice Well played
 Knice: No, she said 'vigrin.'
Image 80439   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mr Mumble
Score:
316
 
 static xyz: hell to the yes
 fishing: @Frank herbert Sorry, wrong one. "Car hit by a Ukranian missle."
 Frank herbert: car is currently missing
 Dewn Flumongo: Oh yeah, THAT makes me want to fly that airline more.
 gutwheat: Fake and friendly
 Cami: I'll just get a taxi, thanks.
 Lousy AI: "This entire case is just baffling to me" the Administrator of Air Commerce admitted. "It's almost as though there was more than meets the eye to the way that airplane disappeared..."
 luxbu: M'laysia
Image 80438   02-01-16   Uploaded by    why the long face
Score:
331
 
 Janston: Their new medium is a great value.
 Air Biscuit: I can say from experience that everyone who works there hates filling this.
 poptate68: Gotta make use of that convertible during the 2 months that are not winter!
 Bob: Oh, Canada.
 Micro Jackson: Got yer double-double, eh?
 carlin: "Coffee for Archimedes."
 none: when you get tired of going to starbucks everyday so you get a cup to last you a month.
 cenecia: Coming into work on a Monday.
Image 80437   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Rhombo Dimple
Score:
587
 
 Shay: What the hell is Ansky?
 RimLickinGood: No this really sums up the situation, really.
 btechthor: Here is proof to all that the loads and loads of stupid people will be voting for "him".... end of the world is near!!
 GiveMePlus: They fixed it by switching shirts.
 AdaMan: Sounds about right
 heck: *dies*
 heck: THAT IS NOT HOW YOU SPELL "DUMB"
 DrinkMixMan: I'm feeling the Bren, personally.
 Shay: We shall trmiuph.
 Galacta: Is this a new spin-off genre of shmups?
 Knice: TRM UP, bitches!!!
 male anon: I suspected his voters are illiterate...
Image 80436   02-01-16   Uploaded by    pig 3
Score:
138
 
 Pizza: Also, it's pretty obvious they're only going because their mothers made them.
 AdamBomb286: Interesting that he capitalized "Church"
 WaffleIron: I Vote for a secular, fedora free spaceship.
 eradicator: @Thalm Albuble Never...they just shoot up abortion clinics.
 Trumpysucks: I'm sure the feeling is mutual guys.
 Frank herbert: I'm with @robot politics and religion don't belong.
 Crurt Drumombies: Here come the reds to argue with the real users!
 a robot: Can we please not start a religious assholery debate? The Spaceship is for friends.
 topkek: Le dank image macror. Pretty sure this is an ironic shitpost
 Thalm Albuble: @Captain Obvious, or should I say Captain Oblivious? Christian religious extremists? Really? When is the last time you've seen a Christian suicide bomber or a Christian going on a murderous rampage because someone drew Jesus? Don't be stupid.
 claphands: @BILL DOOR did they say virgin?
 BILL DOOR: @Captain Obvious SHOW US ON THE DOLL WHERE THE PRIEST OF BLIND IO TRIED TO SACRIFICE YOU.
 sumo: Perhaps it's time to "go asshole" about it. Religious extremism has left us in 15 years of near-constant military conflict with Islamic religious extremists all over the world, even as Christian religious extremists here at home undermine our very government. Instead of just smiling and nodding at folks willing to kill you over their fairy tales, maybe it's time to show up and ridicule them. That being said, though, I'd lose the trilbies, kids - you look like douches in them.
 digabigpig: I really appreciate the assholes and douche bags wearing hats thing. It makes them much easier to spot.
 Pizza: The 420. The 'Le'. The trilbies. The false superiority. Normally I wouldn't say this, but these people NEED church.
 Uncle Larry: Thanks swipe
 Ulillillia: *tips fedora*
 boxboxbox: Be careful, next thing you know you'll start believing in good for a joke and won't be able to stop.
 Warrax: This post turned me Catholic
 Knice: The one true equality: Regardless of religion, race, gender, or anything else, every human has the ability to be an insufferable shithead.
 KEKOEKEOEK: People like this make atheism look bad. The fact you are right doesn't mean you should go asshole about it.
 a robot: Wow, what a bunch of assholes
 hnnngh: So much edge I think I just cut myself. Seriously, this makes me cringe.
 crudites: Ironic church attendance...and in trilbies...maybe there is a god...
Image 80435   02-01-16   Uploaded by    ashton
Score:
339
 
 btechthor: Grammer Police Srtrike again!!.... supposed to be "a prison for one's self" so that poster makes people question why it wwas made badly, proving what it says
 Beef Supreme: I am not a number, I am a free man! Auto-rad for the greatest TV show of the 1960s.
 fridaynight: Back in the Village again!
 Trumpysucks: I am not a rad vote, I'm a person!
 Tinfang Warble: I'm back in the village again
 Science: I was imprisoned for looking at this image.
 mrmrmr: damn @WTF hahah
 bug: I have a lot of burdens about this picture...
 WTF: I see Trump has released his new campaign slogan.
 Joe Bird: @Pizza Aaaaand now I'm imprisoned.
 Pizza: @Joe Bird It must be there for a reason. Without purpose, it would not exist.
 Joe Bird: What is this? The accounting department of Rivendell?
 Mitchell: Bureaucrat grade 19
Image 80434   02-01-16   Uploaded by    HowlinSmurf
Score:
255
 
 Poop van Pants: For a second I thought this was made by the guy playing a french hon into the girls ass
 Billy James: I enjoy reminding my Mormon friends that I'm a hard-drinking, cynical bastard.
 nlx27: meh , i still like being in Belgium better
 lordfuzzybottom: Now at lower ABV in it's home state of Utah!
Image 80433   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mern Trulbo
Score:
253
 
 Mr. Angry: Wait... if he's here...then who's walking around North Korea's factories, looking at the production lines?
 arock: Please Sir, May I have some more.
 WaffleIron: @Sayuri : and then north korea will be free? That place is like a klingon battleship, the next most douchey will succeed the throne.
 Butt: They're crying the same way you would cry at a Justin bieber concert, I mean, imagine being in the same place with the most important person in the world
 Mr. Shine: With one exception, everyone in this photo has been executed by now.
 Sayuri: One day I hope that a kid sitting next to Kim just like here will bring a knife and quickly stab him.
 a robot: Nobody knows whether to laugh or cry
 Mr. Butt: Kim Jong-un is the polygamy porter.
Image 80432   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Mexico
Score:
398
 
 Sharkface: C'mon - ya gotta learn to this before the big school dance.
 Frum Temps: is this a meme
 Mitchell: Mitzy had been dreading this moment, and now that it was here, it was terrifying beyond comprehension.
 Coolguy: Awww perito
 charlemagne: dance for me Colin, dance for me
 Warrax: Her only flaw is that she's surrounded herself with idiots.
Image 80431   02-01-16   Uploaded by    uncannie
Score:
759
 
 shwoarty: You surround yourself with metal dumb dumb
 Larp Belb: That's because you can't stand anyone being smarter than you.
 cenecia: Hmm not the greatest response during an interview.
 HermwoodLitmajor: Unaware of what year it was, Joe wandered the streets desperate for help. But the English language had deteriorated into a hybrid of hillbilly, valley girl, inner-city slang and various grunts.
 wwwdotcom: Well, yeah, Doom. That's a major flaw. You might want to consider getting an HR department, offering competitive benefits, and getting out there and recruiting new talent. Your minions want you to succeed. They want your plots to succeed. Provide them with the support to make that happen.
 Joe Bird: @Warrax raises fist and bellows "Curse you 20th Century Fox Pictures and Distribution!"
 Warrax: I thought your greatest mistake was allowing those movies about you to get made.
Image 80430   02-01-16   Uploaded by    Heh
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