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210490  a sedated moose: Who're you callin' a mook?

210462  Unstableton: Oh my god Becky look at Herr Assmann...

210485  Bagels: I can hardly read this

210488  Bagels: Techno bread

210459  Yurishiro: Let's go find your fucking parents Jess.

210468  saluted: I dont get it, someone please help me

210468  Murm Gungus: Jumps aboard the hype train. Pre-orders. Eagerly waits. Picks it up. Definitely not the golden Ferrari the reviews made it out to be. Hates car.

210497  Amiga 1000: Imagine that Nigeria is playing against Germany :

210487  Yurishiro: The ceiling is astonished!

210460  Teechur: Whoops. Looks like our home security camera started posting pics without our knowledge again.

210497  Fuzzpot: OP, pls. Like you haven't already seen the other posts.

210461  Teechur: Strabismus means never being able to do a Magic Eye. Speaking of Magic Eyes, I took a long look at Uranus last night.

210464  Teechur: You also need indefinite article.

210473  Teechur: After the parasite is separated from the host, it will continue to sap resources from the host for an additional 18-26 years. Perhaps more.

210474  Teechur: Gross. I hate dooty dishes.

210475  Teechur: Well, at least he stuck the landing.

210478  Teechur: @wootman Your comment reads like the opening lines to "Birdhouse in your Soul" by They Might Be Giants.

210497  Mumbo Dingus: Unused letters: den mark

210482  Teechur: Hold the keyboard up to the monitor and shout at it. At least that's what my kids do. Then my wife goes over and fixes it.

210478  someguynameded: Those are biiiig feets!

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210320 Spazstatic: @funny in the wall I was given a book, forget what or was called exactly, something like the father's handbook. One of the important skills it mentioned was being able to fix a VCR. I got the book, new, about this time last year.

210337 apoxia: @UltraBeverly I had a general anesthetic recently here in New Zealand and the price was just over $300. I thought that was pretty cheap.

210451 a robot: I prefer #194205

210313 zrj235: Reboot of Demolition Man is looking really weird

210334 Hosebag: @Side Boob Don't run! We are your friends!

210316 zrj235: The lion was dead when i got there. i was just about to return his large-calibre rifle that i borrowed a week ago.

210258 Nope: @when so heat up crock pot, put butter in, wait till it melts, put lots of sliced onions in, cook for 6 hours. Stir every 2

210366 a robot: @MabelSyrup Best not to call random women "bitches" aboard the Spaceship

210304 kazzy94: They saw the opportunity and took it. THIS is journalism.

210288 zrj235: CHAPTER 3: Robot gets a cup of coffee. *MASSIVE EXPLOSION IN BACKGROUND* Robot puts fuckin sunglasses on, and slowly walks away. *FIN*



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rockkstar uploaded 210382 (677 points)
NO JOKES uploaded 210205 (672 points)
Tiny Butt uploaded 210034 (671 points)
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cybeq uploaded 209985 (664 points)
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carlin uploaded 210291 (658 points)
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10. Religion X: 1084 points
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Score:
270
 
 Minnesotan: Looks like every time I take an exam at the Dept of Ag
 DrinkMixMan: @a robot I can't remember the last time I've seen a non-blank comment with so many +
 Throb: @a robot radded for this comment
 Korrok: You might be a redneck if all of your friends are rednecks and so are you.
 snekeyes: @a robot AH HA HA HA!!!!
 MassDefect: @a robot You made a mediocre image great haha
 a robot: Poor guy has to eat lunch all by himself.
Image 80353   02-01-16   Uploaded by    cran vodka
Score:
227
 
 WaffleIron: Computers only do what we tell them to do. This is a real human beings fault somewhere down the line.
 vape station: Another brainshark masterpiece
 sunset blues: Caveat: there is not Box 3.
 earl: @Winterneuro "Comment"
 Winterneuro: Your comment for this image was incorrect. The correct comment is comment.
Image 80352   02-01-16   Uploaded by    NashtasticVoyage
Score:
339
 
 VoR: oooh the legendary double post.
 VoR: I think he could be the one.....I mean, like in the matrix, shut up.
 VoR: I think he could be the one.....I mean, like in the matrix, shut up.
 a robot: Ridiculously photogenic kickboxing guy
Image 80351   02-01-16   Uploaded by    waffle iron
Score:
443
 
 Science: Or after a GWAR concert. RIP Oderus.
 clueful: Why so serious?
 Darth Bater: This would have been so much better without the words surrounding it. Suffocating the rad.
Image 80350   02-01-16   Uploaded by    sunset blues
Score:
835
 
 a robot: Thanks for upvoting this to 666 points, everyone!! Screenshotted for posterity
 Warrax: Be careful what you wish for
 Korrok: Yes, good... Gooooooooood...
 Mexico: They're under my command now. Join them. Join us.
 Alkavarion: You have been chosen... To be the next baby in the sun.
 dobbiesdoogs: this is what it really looks like when death comes for you
Image 80349   02-01-16   Uploaded by    a robot
Score:
983
 
 Micro Jackson: Jump!
 hnnngh: Mountainboating.
 Warrax: My ideal girl is a female who is interested in men, and also 1000 feet tall.
 VoR: Roll a D6 for number of touches.
 Yttermayn : God I love boobs.
 San DoDo: Hang in there!
 cromerstu: ....and that was the last time we saw Keith.
 Disclosure: Perhaps he's lowering himself down. I would!
 Frank herbert: climbing the northern slopes
 Nope: @a robot @Nope I guess by its very definition it an irrational fear so I guess it still stands
 Nope: @a robot Mastrophobia: Irrational fear of breasts
 a robot: Who doesn't like boobs? No one.
Image 80348   02-01-16   Uploaded by    gary
Image 80347 is unbelievably bad (score -13) and has been hidden.

It was uploaded by omgpro. Your image was bad, omgpro.
Score:
388
 
 Micro Jackson: A rare AOL CD-ROM
 none: when your friend burns you porn and you didnt know that you could just burn it yourself.
 Yttermayn : No, you let go first.
 melted plastic: @Janston Sneakernet maintains one of the highest possible data transfer rates. It just has an exceptionally high ping as well.
 Janston: Physical media... Pffff.. What is this, 2004?
Image 80346   01-31-16   Uploaded by    ironmaiden
Score:
841
 
 arock: DJ Sick Lick
 Micro Jackson: The Paint is strong with this one....
 Thisguy: SFW Porn is one of the best things some bored guy made
 Coolguy: MS Paint level: Supreme Master
 Coolguy: MS Paint level: Supreme Master
 Nope: Baby I'll be your DJ hero
 Warrax: These amuse me more than I care to admit.
Image 80345   01-31-16   Uploaded by    gary
Score:
291
 
 Shay: @Coolguy ThisIsMyLife.jpg
 Coolguy: howIWishMyLifeWas.jpg
Image 80344   01-31-16   Uploaded by    toad
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